The perpetrators of this sensational crime were not immediately known. However, a black paper circle with red letters reading "CA" was pinned to the bandages above Blalock's exposed breast. This is believed to be the calling card of Charlize's Angels, a group of starlets who reportedly carry out similar attacks under the order of Charlize Theron, purported leader of the group. While the group has never been identified by name in mainstream media, the legend of their existence and conquests continues to grow. In the past months, the following attacks have all been attributed to "Charlize's Angels:"

* Eliza Dushku was found, stripped and bound hand-to-foot, sticking hind-end up in a laundry bin at the Hollywood Gym;

* Elizabeth Hurley was found naked, tied spread-eagle to the top of her own automobile in a restaurant valet parking lot;

* Shania Twain was found hog-tied with her bikini bathing suit in the changing room of the Hollywood Racquet Club.

While the identities of the rough starlets have yet to be confirmed, they’re believed to include former tennis queen Anna Kournikova, "24" 'It-girl' Elisha Cuthbert, and ‘Terminator 3’ star Kristanna Loken and, of course, Charlize Theron herself! All have been questioned about the previous attacks by the authorities, yet none have been detained. Police refuse to comment on any involvement - or lack thereof - of this group, although it has been noted by this reporter that the police interrogators have emerged from the questioning room flushed and blushing.

After this reporter freed Blalock from the fence and alerted authorities, Blalock in part confirmed this much. "I know it was them - those fucking Angels!" she growled as this reporter peeled the bandages from her, leaving her remarkable body completely nude until this reporter offered her his suit jacket. "I couldn't see their faces. They wore what you always hear them wearing - black ski masks, knee-high black boots, black leather shorts and black strapless bikini tops. But I'm sure it was them. Bodies like those you don't mistake."

Waiting for law enforcement to arrive, Blalock commented further on her assault. "I went clubbing last night. About 2:00, I came here with some friends," referring to the nightclub outside of which she was found. "I went to touch up my makeup. I didn't see it coming - there was a blur behind me and then something slammed into the back of my head." At the recollection, Blalock's face reddened, and she tried to pull the jacket around her bare breasts. I don't think I was out longer than it took me to hit the floor. I was blindfolded; someone grabbed my hands and feet, and they carried me outside. The stripped off my dress - it's over there," she said, waving to some sparkling blue shreds of cloth feet away.

"They stuffed my panties in my mouth and then went to work. My hands and feet were pinned down, and then...." Her voice trailed off and her head slumped down. "Look, print this, don't print it, I don't care! I'm just not telling the police any of this," she said, apparently referring to additional attacks on Liz Hurley after she filed an assault complaint against Theron. "They mainly worked on my tits; gouged my breasts repeatedly and sank their fingernails in my nipples. 'Nice jugs, you bitch,' one hissed. 'These melons make great punching bags,' another said as they started punching my breasts."

"Ooooh, my poor titties," she said, brining her left breast out from the jacket and caressing it gingerly. The impressive appendage was indeed beginning to show dark marks that looked like knuckle imprints. "Look, here," she said, fingering her areola. "You can see where one of the bitches bit my nipple!"

Then her hands moved to her groin. "Then they punched my abs until I fell down, then they turned me on my back and two of them pulled my legs apart. I knew what was coming but I couldn't stop screaming into my gag as the third one started kicking my cunt." Tears were welling in her eyes as she rubbed her private area. "Finally they turned me over and finished me off. One started fingering my clit. The other one sat on my stomach and kept working over my boobs - clawing, stretching, biting. But the third one was the worst. She pulled off my blindfold so I could see what was happening. She - I'm sure this one was Kristanna Loken - pulled down her shorts and sat on my face. That whore scrubbed her pussy on my nose! I could barely breath, between her cunt burying my nose and my being gagged." Tears flowed freely now.

"The one on my face came twice, and the one diddling me got me to cum once. 'I think this bitch has had enough,' one said, and they all got off of me." Blalock turned her head away in shame, as the sound of police sirens became audible. "They took out the bandages and wrapped me up, and of course they left my bare tits hanging out. I was in too much pain to try to resist. They strapped me to the fence. I was praying they would just leave, but of course not: the one I thought was Loken kneed me in the groin; the next one - Elisha, probably - sucked my tits before biting down hard on one of them; and the last one - Anna? - slammed my jaw with her fist. They put those fucking nipple clips on my boobs. Then they all turned and left, arms around each other, sauntering down the alley."

Red of the approaching police cars flashed on her chest, so she pulled the jacked closed around her breasts again. When asked if she had any inclination as to the provocation for the attack, she looked bewildered as she wiped the tears from her face.

"Look, man, I don't know. Nobody has any ideas about why the Angels do this. Everyone knows I beat both Theron and Cuthbert in fair fights during the last year or so. OK, so maybe I whooped it up a little, but I can't see why...." Her voice trailed off as the first of the policemen appeared.

"Just put in your story," she said to me quietly. “That anybody who crosses any of these four is in a world of hurt. Somebody has to take down the Angels, or any celebrity with tits is gonna be afraid to cross the street pretty soon."

In the opinion of this reporter, Blalock's warning should absolutely be heeded. If the group known as “Charlize's Angels” does if fact exist and is perpetrating these crimes, they’re a most dangerous band. This sensational crime ranks at the top of those that the CCNN has covered, and this reporter has witnessed with his own eyes the results of the mayhem of which this group is capable.