The rules for this match will be as unique as the pairing of Theron and Bell; all four women in the ring at one time. The combatants are all familiar to Celebrity Wrestling fans world-wide! Victoria Silvstedt, the tallest but least experienced and the one with the least formal training; and her partner, Cori Nadine, the shortest of the four but one acknowledged to be by far the strongest. Across the ring, Charlize Theron is almost as big as Silvstedt, but lighter; and Cat Bell, the oldest but by far more experienced than the other three!

Ellen has gotten match expenses underwritten by Clairol, a hair coloring manufacturer that uses her current lover Portia De Rossi as their spokesmodel and to heighten the interest the women will start paired off by hair color; brunette on brunette and blonde on blonde. Everyone knows that with these rules, if a team loses a member they'll almost certainly lose the match as the surviving partner is double teamed by their opponents!!

DING! DING! DING!

Cori flexes her muscles as she slowly moves out toward Cat Bell. Cori knows Cat's no wimp but she's also well aware that she can outmuscle the taller, older woman if necessary. They jump right onto each other, kicking and punching, each trying to push the other back and only occasional do their punches strike their intended target. Then suddenly, the hardest punch of the night so far smashes deep into the Cat's belly. She staggers and Cori doesn't waste a second as she goes after her. Cat's on shaky legs as another punch sends her reeling. But Cat's right foot surprisingly shoots up at her muscle-packed opponent, barely missing but buying Cat critical seconds to try to regain her balance.

Cori hammers her knee into Cat's crotch which buckles her knees. Cori grapples with Cat, riding her to the mat! As Cat falls, Cori's right on top. Cat struggles, but Cori's got her locked up, her considerably stronger legs wrapping up and preventing Cat's legs from breaking free. Cori gets herself fully seated on Cat as her bulging muscular arms pin Cat who squirms but with all of Cori's full weight on her the situation looks ominous! Cori has used her power advantage and - at least momentarily - she has Cat under control.

But when Cori looks over to see how Victoria's doing with Theron, what she sees doesn't please her! Victoria's nose is bleeding as Charlize lands punch after punch while Victoria's surprisingly weak punches don't make much of an impression on Charlize's taut abs. But when Charlize pounds the Swede, each time the big blonde doubles over it's obvious Victoria's no fan of workouts! Victoria knows if she doesn't change the tenor of the fight soon, it won't end well for her and Cori who shakes her head in disbelief, wondering, can't that Playmate hit any harder?

Cori still has her own problems trying to keep the wildly buckling Cat pinned. She can't help Victoria until Cat's out of the way first; but HOW? All the solutions she can think of hold quite a lot of risks. Cori's became quite an experienced fighter in her fitness career and knows better than to give her domination so early. What to do? Finally, Cori makes her decision!

She grabs under Cat's body, pulling her up and although Cat smashes her knee into Cori's abs, it doesn't impress the fitness model much. Now she has the Cat eye to eye, Cori snarls, "Learn to hit, sweetie!" She drives her knee up full force into Cat, then as the big brunette starts to go down, Cori lands a whole series of hard punches! Cat, under constant fire, doesn't have a chance! Once Cori finally figures she's got Cat weakened enough, she sets her up for her favorite move, the bearhug!

Tightly, Cori's fingers are clasped behind Cat's back while she's still too weak to answer the same way. Then it starts! Cori's big, hard boobs overpowering Cat's softer ones. Within seconds, and seemingly effortlessly, Cori lifts her lovely prey off her feet, then slides her hands down around Cat's hips as she heaves her up to shoulder height. Cori changes her grip once more, this time with one arm holding Cat's legs while the other hand grabs her hair, then she presses Cat's body high into the air. Cori's looking every bit like a professional weightlifter now; using Cat as her weights!

But suddenly, Cori's legs are pulled apart and, along with Cat, she crashes to the mat looking surprised. She looks around and finds Charlize right on top of her, just in time to see her smashing left fist coming toward her pretty face. As Cori turns her head, by pure instinct her knee shot up, pounding Theron's crotch. As the blonde's body lifts in the air, her attempted pin is broken and Cori takes a quick look around......where the hell is Victoria? The answer came just as Charlize faltered, looking surprised as she collapsed holding her pussy in both trembling hands.

"You thought you had me pounded for good, eh? Well, think again. I'm a stubborn Swede!" Victoria smiled as she grabbed a handful of Charlize's hair and dragged her away from Cori.

But just when the 'Unbeatables' thought the fight was just about over, they found they were drastically wrong!

"Look out Victoria!!" Cori cried, narrowly avoiding a punch from the once again attacking Cat. But Victoria's reflexes weren't as good as hers and BOOM! The Swede crashed to the mat as Cat bowled into her, then turned back to Cori. Hit and hit! Cori jumped away from many, but others were very successful. Cori understood the woman was clever, just as Cat knew she couldn't win a strength contest. Cat had to work on a different angle!

But Cori wasn't dumb either and she caught Cat's next punch, pulling her off balance. Cat, wobbly on one foot, was surprised at Cori's quick reaction as she grabbed Cat's waist and took her down. Cat managed to fling herself on top of Cori, more by pure luck than design, but Cori wasn't worried. Her legs had already overcame Cat's once and her muscles were ready to power out from under her.

But just then, Charlize was back and Cori found herself pinned by two women; each with a holds of one arm. But they'd left her legs free. BIG MISTAKE!! They'd underestimated Cori's fitness abilities, so then Cori used the power of her legs to make an air salto, she powered out of the hold and suddenly Cori was standing while Cat and Charlize were still on the mat.

Almost as if on Cori's command, Victoria awoke and rejoined the fray! While she held the two beauties struggling legs, Cori secured their arms, turning the muscle power of her upper arms on full force!! Domination!

But again, Victoria proved the team's weak link. She just couldn't keep up with Cori's abilities and soon, Cori had to shift position to use her legs to help Victoria hold their opponents legs. It certainly looked erotic and sexy, and Ellen and her girlfriend Portia De Rossi were so excited they couldn't keep their hands to themselves as Cori was over both beauties, each arm securing two of their arms, and each muscular leg pressing down two of their legs.

But of course that left the rest of Cori's body vulnerable and Charlize's knee came up and hit Cori square in the crotch! An agonizing cry and suddenly all four ladies were rolling free as they moved away to different corners to recover.

The fight now returned to the point where it began, but now all four contestants were drained and weary. Cori rubbed her crotch and while she was the one least hurt, she was also the one who had to do the most work. All others were all at least once knocked out but she always was the one fighting and had to do a lot of things that Victoria should have been doing. She knew she was the toughest one of all, but that wouldn't help once Victoria became useless. Cori couldn't win against both Cat and Charlize at once. Impossible!

The second phase of the match began and this time they switched opponents as Victoria went after Cat, who was seemingly more weakened than Theron. Maybe the Swede would have more luck against her. That left Cori to charge Charlize and who, it soon became clear, had met her match. Charlize was helpless, despite her height advantage; chanceless. Her body was subjected to several minutes of total domination; belly pummeling; tit-twisting and every other way of hurting a woman known by another woman!

But it sapped a lot of Cori's energy by the time Charlize finally passed out in the embrace of Cori's crushing bearhug. Poor Charlize! But Cat had been having more luck with Victoria who wasn't anywhere near being in Cori's league strengthwise. In fact, Victoria proved almost as easy prey and victim for Cat as Charlize had been for Cori!

In a belly-punching duel Victoria hit but Cat didn't move. Cat hit and Victoria sacks down. Cat is on her and boy, does she pummel those big juggs! (Cat always said if you want to know how it feels, you gotta ask another big-boobed beauty!) Victoria desperately tried to stay awake as Cat hammered her fists merciless. Victoria’s cries filled the arena, even moreso since Charlize didn’t have any breath to scream once Cori wrapped her up in her bearhug! Much to Cat's delight, her tit pancaking torment of Victoria wouldn't stop!

But while Cat was indulging herself in flattening Victoria’s spectacular frontage, nearby, Cori picked up Charlize and paraded her around the ring. She tossed the slender blonde beauty over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, her fingers dug into the blonde actresses meaty butt to hold her steady. Charlize was still awake - barely awake and her fists beat on Cori’s back; she scratched too, but it didn't get her anywhere and as soon as she tired it, Cori clawed Charlize’s bottom, putting an “end” to the scratching!

After making a triumphant circuit of the ring showing off her ‘prize’, Cori let Charlize body slip through her arms and dropped her on the mat, then she kicked the helpless blonde over and over until blood ran down Charlize's lovely face. Her body hurt like hell by the time she finally lost consciousness.

Victoria hadn't yet found a way to stop Cat and, like Charlize, her end drew nearer and nearer. Her struggles had stopped, her knees didn't buckle anymore. Cat decided to bring Victoria’s evening to a sudden end as she pulled the woozy blonde up and held her still. She clasped her fingers together for a final blow; measured the distance and as Victoria closed her eyes in fear…CRASH…the big Swede left the building. Lights out!

Cori sat down near the ropes; she felt exhausted. Victoria had been useless for the most part and now Cori knew she couldn't give full power for much longer. At least three quarters of her energy was spent, at least she felt like it. And she watched Victoria's final moments too weary to interfere. She just closed her eyes and listened until she heard the THUD of Victoria’s unconscious body hitting the canvas.

Cat wasn't feeling any better than Cori, in fact her body still ached from Cori's torture in the beginning, but she was thankful the big Swede had proved easy to take down. She sat on the other side of the ring looking at Cori. Their eyes staring at each other. Their tagteam fight was about to become a one-on-one since there was little chance that either Charlize or Victoria would awake anytime soon…there was SOME chance, but it was slight!

Both brunette beauties rose slowly, Cori flexed her muscles and grinned; the big final had come. As Cori stretched, Cat came nearer…it was now or never! Cori lunged and the two brunettes crashed together. They each instinctively went for a bearhug; exhausted arms tied tightly as it began. It certainly was apparent that Cori didn't have her earlier power any longer as she looked for other openings as she realized outcrushing Cat Bell wouldn't be as easy this time as the first.

Cori’s knee rammed for all it's worth into the Cat's crotch, sending ripples through Cat’s ass cheeks; but Cat was now determined to win. They’d made it this far and now the opportunity to beat Cori Nadine loomed as never before. Cat responded with a cunt kneeing of her own and the bearhugs popped open. Cat circled, suddenly stopping to kick to the muscle babe's belly. SPLAT! Cori staggered backward and Cat kept up her momentum; she punched down at her stronger opponent, never letting up. Cori's muscles couldn't help her at this point as she was slowly battered onto her back where she lay holding her bleeding nose.

Cat remained standing, kicking at Nadine's ribs, forcing bellowing cries for mercy. But Cori wouldn't be Cori if she hadn't something left in her. During a break in Cat’s kicking, Cori lifted herself up and, faster than anybody expected, she shoved Cat back into the ropes. Cori threw herself at Cat, belly to belly. Again and again, Cori swung her heavy boobs into Cat who loudly groaned with each thudding impact.

But Cat fought back and, because of Cori's fading power, Cat escaped her grasp. Both brunettes circled again, barely able to stay on their feet. Each knew the next hit could be the decisive one. Cat tried first, throwing out her leg wildly in a strong karate kick. MISTAKE! Cori caught Cat’s leg and raised it. Cat hopped around on one foot, but couldn't free herself. A cruel smile appeared on Cori's face as she pulled the hopping, Cat around the ring with her arms frantically wind-milling trying to keep her balance. Over to the ropes again, then Cori lifted Cat’s leg higher still and Cat slammed down on her shapely ass!

With a final burst of energy, Cori battered her feet into the helpless Cat, once, twice, again and again. Then she dropped down on Cat, full length atop her; boob to boob, belly to belly, thigh to thigh. Cori could barely feel her legs anymore but still she was able to control the struggling Cat's legs with her own. The last surge of power in Cori’s arms gained her the pin, then she slowly inched up and dropped her magnificent boobs on Cat’s red face.

Although Cat buckled, squirmed, struggled, screamed and finally cried, she couldn’t power out. Her body arched, hesitated, then went limp and slumped onto the mat. The mighty Cat had passed out.

Cori was totally exhausted. They -or more accurately SHE since Victoria had been useless at times - had won again, but that didn't ease Cori's pain. She crawled over to the ropes, and slowly got up. She raised her arms and proclaimed, "I'm the greatest!"

AFTERWARD: After laying on top of Cat for several minutes catching her breath, Cori went over to Theron, grabbed her by the ankles and dragged her over to Cat, draping her 69 atop her ex-lover. When they came to, Cat (naturally) blamed Theron for her humiliation and things between them - which Ellen DeGeneres had hoped to mend (really?) - took a turn from bad to worse! Cori picked Victoria up, tossed her unconscious body over her shoulder and carried her back to their dressing room where she intended to lay out the ‘facts of tagteam life’ to her partner - i.e., her responsibility to get herself in shape so she’d become more of a help than a burden!
(NOTE: the vote ended up 7-7, so the 'authors prerogative' determined the victor!)