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Jennifer Garner (challenger) vs. Charlize Theron* (*lightweight champion) by simguy 9/14/02

"I just don't see it," says Charlize in prefight. "I keep reading in all the magazines, seeing it on TV, how Jennifer Garner's the number one threat to me, but I'm not buying it. If the real Cat Bell can't handle me anymore, what's the poor man's knock off Cat Bell going to do? Jenny's too small, too rigid - I'm going to knock some perspective into this kid." Garner rock hard for this fight, calm and collected before the biggest night of her life, "I've been beating up the same girls Theron has, I've earned my spot and I think she knows that. I think lightweights have gotten used to tanking when they get in with Charlize - they've lost their spirit. It's been a long time since blondie's been in with someone who hasn't been beaten at the weigh in." Charlize in black bikini, shoulder length blonde locks, Garner in pale metallic blue bra style bikini top, pink bikini bottoms, hair tied back.

Round 1: Garner spitting jabs out of an aggressive crouch, rockets over the top with a crashing right to the temple - THERON IS HURT! Blonde staggering wildly, eyes staring - she takes another right and ANOTHER puts her weak-kneed at the ropes. Garner drilling into her blonde - stamping jabs, moving in and out to place short, SPANKING RIGHT HANDS TO THAT LEFT BREAST and then cracking the face as Theron sags in the strands, hands at her chest. Charlize slapping out leather and getting tagged - blonde face lumping up as Garner pours on abuse. Jenny G chilling as she goes to work - constantly stepping out to make Theron miss, never standing right in front, putting combinations together in sudden tic-tac-toe rips that spectacular body and when Theron’s hands drift low she bangs her head. Bell to bell; Garner shreds the champ - Theron swaying, blurry-eyed as Garner stomps back to her corner at the bell.

Round 2: Jenny slicing back into Theron without restraint - savage pace set by the brunette early. Sharp, spitting jab setting the tone - Theron's blinking, rearing back from it, taking the jarring right cross on her lips. GARNER LETTING HER FISTS ROAM UP AND DOWN CHARLIZE' TENDER TORSO, then sidesteps smartly around either shoulder. Brunette getting off, moving as a hurting blonde tries to recoup. Punishing bell to bell action - Garner working Theron’s body over with crisp punching - a glorious first six minutes for the challenger to start this fight.

Round 3: Cue comeback - Theron shaking off the beating, starts jabbing, starts moving, initiating action. Garner getting picked up trying to establish her range - Theron using her size when the girls are close, palming brunette shoulders, muscling Jenny around. Theron finding a nice, loose right hand scoop-punch to flat brunette belly - stacking Garner up, leaving her stationary just long enough to cuff her ears left-right. Shutout Charlize as she owns the middle of the ring now, turning and dominating her opponent.

Round 4: Theron finding Jenny's face with a popping stick - Garner back on her heels early. Charlize roaming to her left, laying out that limber jab, just beyond Garner's reach - exquisite judgment from Charlize early as she nibbles away. Midway through, Garner reaching with her punches - Theron fading Jenny's jab, suddenly countering with a slinging right over top and GARNER GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Jenny's front foot comes off the canvas as she cringes with the impact - Theron opens up with zesty, swatting lefts and rights to batter Garner ropeside. Jenny covering up, bending at the waist - Theron lathers away, fists bouncing loud off Garner's back, licking underneath to work stubborn gut muscle. Theron all brawny and big in the dying moments, heeling Jenny's torso upright by the shoulders to pack in tough leather on the waist, drawing muffled groans of hurt from the challenger.

Round 5: Jenny doubling up on the jab, circling clockwise - Theron stalking. Midway through, Theron steps out on Jenny's jab, steps in and drops that slick counter right hand off her hip again - magic in Garner's legs as she nearly takes a knee as she staggers sideways with a sick look of hurt on her face. Charlize happily lapping it up - bouncing in on Garner with rising left-right licks - brunette faltering back to hit the ropes in disarray. Another batting beat down at the bell - Charlize fighting big, palming and pushing up on her girl, then lathering away as Jenny covers, rolls with the punishment. Garner busted up through five - Charlize forcing eye contact and nodding when the referee has to get involved.

Round 6: Shutout Jen Garner! Girls just taking turns dominating each other - now it's Jenny's turn. GARNER GOING TO THOSE PERKY BREASTS - slamming away under Charlize’ left breast with stabbing straight rights, then turning over the hook to leave Theron swaying. Sharp combination punching has Theron tottering from one foot to the other. Midway through, a SHATTERING series of blows off the face leaves Charlize stupefied! Crowd roaring as Garner hammers the FCBA Lightweight champ into a daze - Jenny scuffing her jab across Charlize' open mouth, then stepping right and CLOCKING over the top with a disastrous overhand right. Theron taking ruinous bombs, her sleek legs propping her up - just staring, facing into blows and taking tragically as Garner loads and fires.

Round 7: Charlize getting a panicky rubdown in her corner - eyes swelling badly. She's shopworn off her stool. Garner digging into Theron’s hard body with heartless RIGHT HAND, SOLAR PLEXUS AND CHEST, turning over the hook, coming forward as Theron wilts to the ropes. Jenny using the jab, never smothering herself on Charlize - brunette always making room to get off in clusters. Vicious, swiping left across those taut Theron abs has the gutted blonde gurgling forward! Garner able to come off the tummy with a clipping right uppercut/ left hook, battering face with cracking impacts. Accumulation of accurate, biting blows adds up - woozy THERON DRIFTS TO ONE KNEE! s Garner steps back, eyes lighting up at the sight of Theron on her knees before her as if kneeling in obeisance to the new queen! Charlize takes a swooning 8 - and then Garner gets right back into her girl. brutal criss-cross tit punching, Jenny just straight and hard, pancaking those PERKY puppies! Helpless, Charlize Theron breaks down. Final moments tough to watch - Theron cradling herself, bent forward while Garner REEFS in behind either elbow, beating her woman down at the bell.

Round 8: Charlize flat footed, wading into Jenny, backing the challenger up early with determined slugging from her hips. Garner stepping out, laying down a covering jab - legs are starting to dictate this match and it’s Jenny’s that are winning the fight. Jenny finds a seam, comes in off Charlize' left shoulder and cracks that left eye with another sizzling overhand right, THEN COMES UP UNDER WITH HEART-STOPPING LEFTS TO THOSE VULNERABLE BREASTS. GARNER’S SOUL-STEALING BREAST SMASHING HAS THE CHAMP CLINCHING. Jenny fighting through the swamp - blonde draped off her neck - Garner just pumping her fists, rolling her shoulders, working, working, working that body until THERON GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Charlize hugging herself, grimacing in pain - Jenny able to jab for distance, setting her feet and putting her crisp combinations to work once again. Theron getting hit 2-3 punches at a time - stooping forward sullenly, arms crossed as she wearily soaks it up.

Round 9: Jenny bouncing on with lively legs, backing Theron back into her corner the brunette starts to open up and gets caught! A sudden right hand counter off the ropes as Theron diving into the desperation punch, spanks face; has Garner tilting and shaky-legged. Charlize hooking Garner in the shoulder, bludgeons the brunette sideways to the ropes then picks her up gorgeous with the clanging right uppercut! Gut check for Jenny as she stiffens at the ropes, suddenly vulnerable - Theron heaps on a beating with both fists, lashing as Garner takes a seat in the strands. Jenny clinching around blonde waist, face between Theron’s black bikini cups, able to finally get back to mid ring, re-establish distance. By the midway point, Garner's again got Theron trudging into the jab, straight right hand, Jenny fighting brilliantly in retreat. Down the stretch, Garner stepping right, hooking Theron's swollen left eye - brunette suddenly reverses field bending into that crashing overhand right on the temple and THERON IS HURT! Charlize desperately clinching with her arms around Jenny’s waist, Garner wrestling with the arms, stepping away to keep her distance and WELTING Theron’s ribs with either hand. Theron shouting in pain as Jenny gets to her body - blonde stumbling forward; arms outstretched, Garner stepping back in good order - FEASTING ON THERON’S BODY.

Round 10: Both girls surprisingly vibrant despite the work rate - jabs still sharp, right hands still lethal - it's a cautious, set piece tenth as women rotate clockwise, picking each other off. Neither taking any risks, both content to work outside - Charlize probably more effective as she reduces Garner to jabs and the odd single right hand to the body. At the bell, both girls are all banged up, but Garner climbs the corner ropes and exhorts the crowd - she's excited with her effort. Comes back UD10 for the winner and NEW lightweight champion, Jennifer Garner!

After: Charlize in shock, beautiful face pounded into prime rib by a vicious punching brunette tonight as Jenny G takes it all away. Garner sobbing, being hoisted aloft by her corner - she went straight at her girl all night, dropped her, beat her relentlessly until the final bell. Critical ninth saw Jenny show the same fury that turned Beyonce Knowles away, digging deep to shake off hurt and stymie any thought of a late Charlize surge.

"Wonder if she sees it now?" says a giddy Jennifer Garner in post fight, "I don't know that I've ever beaten a woman worse than I beat Charlize Theron tonight. I've shoved her to the sidelines, broken her will. If she's lucky, maybe she can get early admission to the senior's circuit." Sounds like a champion all right.
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Jennifer Garner vs. Charlize Theron (Rematch) by simguy 11/23/02

New Lightweight Champion Cat Bell, fresh off her conquest of Jennifer Garner is the special commentator for this highly anticipated rematch. "I'm really looking forward to this fight - you can't ask for a more competitive match up," says the champ. "It's so hard to call. Charlize is a killer in rematches because she's often flat or complacent the first time around, but that's not the case this time. Charlize knows, as I do, that Garner's the real deal and Jenny beat a very good Theron in their previous encounter. I like Charlize' size, but she had difficulty using it against Jen. I like Jennifer's quickness, but she's had problems hurting Theron. Both looked good in camp. I'm going with Charlize but I wouldn't be surprised to see Garner claw out a decision." Charlize in black bikini, Jennifer in red sports bra, high waist red aerobics bottoms, hair back.

Round 1: Jenny jabs, Charlize drops the right hand to jaw over top, slings across the follow up hook - Garner's head swiveling, legs weak early and a glancing right off the temple PUTS HER DOWN! Seconds in, Jennifer Garner on all fours - Charlize climbing the ropes in a neutral corner and hooting as Garner collects herself. All Theron the rest of the way as she stalks, gathering Jenny in with stroking, long hooks, setting down on pulping straight right hands, snapping down with her wrist as she tries to bang up the middle. Garner doing a nice job defensively, but she's woozy early, unable to get off herself.

Round 2: Charlize continues to dominate. Garner's legs still shaky - big blonde able to swoop in, put the jab between Jenny's firm little breasts or corral her with wide hooks, then drill short, sharp right hands straight from the shoulder. Garner staying off the ropes, but in headlong retreat - just surviving for the first two minutes. Down the stretch, Jenny getting it together - stops, plants, thumps a scooping right off Theron's advancing belly, then immediately puts the hook on top. CHARLIZE GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Theron caught walking in, reaches woozy to clinch - and Garner tears her up! Furious side to side combinations - Jenny baring her teeth with effort, slugging a drooping Theron to the ropes with a barrage of devastating body work. Bell sounds with Theron leaning back against the ropes, hands at her face, getting her ears walloped as Garner steals the frame.

Round 3: Jenny's got her legs back and she uses them this round. Garner spearing the jab, stepping in, stepping around, never standing right in front of the bigger woman. Theron also leggy, keeping pace - lifting the jab off her hip, still trying to rope Jenny in for booming right hands up the middle. Garner busier, more adept at putting 2-3 punches together; doing a marvelous job of anticipating Theron's right.

Rounds 4-5: Charlize starting to stake her claim. Jenny can't turn the flank on Charlize - Theron keeping her jab on Garner, getting range, then spotting that crashing right hand. Theron placing heavy rights between the breasts, then down to the stomach, forcing Jennifer to back up. Theron's straight rights to the face aren't getting through, but blocking them is leaving Garner exposed for a clouting follow up hook on the jaw. Garner gnashing her teeth, getting off in spots, but she's being herded around the ring, unable to stand her ground and getting out-boxed in set piece battles of Theron's choosing.

Round 6: Jenny up-tempos, showing strong fitness to fight the second half harder than the first. Garner's getting her lead right inside Charlize' right, popping big blonde in the mouth, backing her up straight. Jennifer's slipping inside blonde jab, crouching and hooking under Theron’s extended left, banging at that right breast, welting up her torso and clocking chin in a series of dazzling counters. Charlize shaken and systematically abused the first minute - and Garner keeps it going! Jenny piling on, adding the third and fourth punch to an already bewildering array of chop-chop - Theron reeling, floundering wide-eyed to the ropes, chin tucked, hands up to cover. Final minute a virtuoso beating: Garner bouncing jagged mitts off Charlize' slender waist, then pancaking tit and finally mopping up the jaw with either hand. Theron breaking down, wilting forward, getting picked up - Jenny's letting her have it with hooks, crosses and uppercuts in a dizzying blitz of non-stop punching that is ruining that lanky blonde body! Three banging right hands against the ribcage draw a groan from slumping Charlize - her guard droops as she sits weak in the ropes, leaving her wide open for a clanging hook bangs the mouthpiece out of her mouth. Theron helpless, out on her feet at the bell as the ref has to tackle an enraged Jenny G away! Scored 10-8 without a knockdown. Charlize is WRECKED!

Round 7: WAR! Theron standing flat-footed, tasting blood in her mouth - wades in with that loose left, just trying to ride it up over Jenny's shoulder to set up slamming rights through the middle. Jenny staying hard on the body, double and triple hooking the waist, coming off the tummy with a left uppercut that nearly scoops Theron’s RIGHT breast out of its cup; weight off the front foot, twisting into a downward hacking right. Both girls caught flush by one clanging exchange after another, backed off a step, then hardening up and taking it right back to her opponent. Crowd roaring at the withering back and forth - Cat Bell bouncing up and down in her chair clapping and screaming. Final moments sees Jen back Charlize up with a walking barrage of lefts and rights to the body until blonde back hits ropes. Theron's eyes glazed as she faces into blows and Garner lands flush and free in the dying seconds. Theron getting her face spanked and clouted as she stands mute - Garner's fists busting open the blonde's eyebrow, aggravating that busted lip - Charlize too stubborn to go down as the ref has to enforce the bell once again.

Round 8: Jenny comes out of the bruising 7th with more juice, gets right back on Charlize with pit bull determination. Jenny spitting jabs, getting Theron to cover up, then welting the waist with gorgeous slicing rights, dipping to the right to pull in the hook to rib or ripple across those firm breasts, then zagging left to hammer home that blunt right hand to the face. Charlize windblown, getting shellacked - she's leaning into the storm and CHARLIZE GOES DOWN! Crowd roaring to it's feet as Theron knees give way and she stumbles, then drops to all fours! Garner stomping past the woozy blonde, shouting taunts that Charlize can't hear over the din. Theron takes a boozy 8, reels to the ropes and Jenny marches in to finish. Garner squaring up, jabbing at Theron to tilt her back, then bending side to side to snap vicious, sharp haymakers off her skull and ribcage but CHARLIZE WON'T PUNK! Final minute, Theron comes slugging off the ropes, stepping forward, picking Jenny up with a thick left uppercut, another step, the right uppercut - Garner's ramshackle as she stumbles back under the assault. Charlize banging away toe to toe, beating Jenny clear across the ring until Garner hits the ropes and covers up hurt. Theron works her over; rattling a bundled up Jen with sweeping lefts and rights, her fists crashing into the flanks or skidding across that slick lower back. Theron has to be tackled off this round, leaving Jenny trembling and shell-shocked at the ropes.

Round 9: Garner smart - steel sprung legs bouncy - takes it to the perimeter and skirts her foe this round. Charlize stalking, fighting angry - Jenny's punished her face and that awesome body while the blonde just wants to hurt Garner, not box her. Crucial tactical mistake - Jenny able to bounce to her left, keep the blonde turning, slash in and out just to land flashy, arm-punching flurries that put a jiggle in Theron’s tight little black top; the flurries keeping the big blonde reeling off balance. Charlize unhurt but ineffective, simply unable to pull the trigger.

Round 10: Theron with a strong, disciplined first minute, stepping Jenny down with the jab, maneuvering her to the ropes and landing the right hand with authority. Midway through, Garner erupts in a hail of furious tit-punching, freezing the wincing ex-champ in her tracks. Whiplash left/rights bounce off Theron's flat, sturdy gut, whiplash her bra, shaking her - payoff hooks clout her pretty face, toppling Charlize backward in disarray. Rousing display of slugging on the march from Garner as she steps and bombs with either hand, pounding Charlize woozy and driving her back against the ropes. Garner closing it out with heartless intensity - making a statement as she finishes up with criss-cross straight punches pancaking either Theron breast! Creeping paralysis numbing the blonde, dimming the lights as Jenny just lathers away unopposed to the bell with a crowd-pleasing beat down. Decision comes back UD10 Jennifer Garner.

Jenny bellowing in triumph, stalking around the ring - uncharacteristic display of emotion as she gives Charlize Theron a back to back jacking. Theron ahead after a brisk first half, but the wheels fall off on the back 9 - badly shaken, drowsy from the comprehensive assault. Round after round - Jennifer Garner simply merciless as she took the fight to her, dropping Charlize, battering her body and face - just a demonstrative masterpiece to leave Theron crampy and bedraggled in defeat. Cat Bell at ringside, standing and applauding Garner's effort - nobody's enjoying the devastated look on Charlize' bruised face more than Cat.


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Charlize Theron* (FCBA lightweight champion) vs. Jennifer Garner (III) by simguy 3/15/03

It's about respect for Charlize: "I realize a lot of people have gotten complacent about me in the last year," says the champ in prefight. "And I realize I have to re-earn the awe. That's why I've selected Jennifer to be my first defense. I've never beaten her. People think she's the future of boxing. When I dismantle this girl, everyone's going to realize that I'm back, and I'm badder than ever."

Garner on her dominance over the blonde icon: "Physically, I'm just a superior athlete. I'm faster, believe it or not I'm stronger despite her size and I can keep it up longer. Even if I weren't smarter and technically a better fighter, I'd be beating this girl." Jennifer in pale blue bra style bikini, Charlize in white string bikini.

Round 1: Tactical first, sporadic punching in bursts from both women. Jenny on her front foot, tilting forward, snapping the jab off her hip and twisting into short, vicious right hands. Theron staying tall, weight on her back foot, also jabbing from her hip and hopping back from abrupt Garner punching. Close round - Jenny's able to separate herself late with a few jumping-in rushes, slashing lefts and rights as Theron backpedals awkwardly, arms up to block.

Rounds 2-3: Charlize changes playbooks. Theron flat footed, feeling for Jenny with a long jab, then immediately clinching as Garner jumps in those slashing quick lead hooks. Charlize rough inside, tugging Jennifer off balance in a headlock, getting a forearm up against Jen's throat to bend her over the ropes, pulling Jen's head down for cheap uppercuts. Jenny bends low - Theron rides her forearm on her girl's back, forcing Garner to one knee with weighty pushes. Ref issuing repeated warnings to the champ - Theron willfully ignoring the advice. Charlize channeling Garner into clinches with the jab, holding and hitting, getting her body on Garner and pressing her into the ropes. Hitting on the break from Charlize? Better believe it. Back to back blonde shutouts - Garner clearly ruffled, campaigning for the ref to enforce the rules.

Rounds 4-5: Charlize has Jennifer taking chances - brunette trying to beat blonde to the punch, getting low on the champ, hustling to the gut with both fists, but Theron's fighting her fight. Charlize jab disrupting Jenny on the way in - Garner rotating her shoulders and working on the inside, but she's constantly swamped, head-locked, twisted and walked off balance. Theron riding her left arm over Jen's shoulder, pulling the brunette into rising right hands to the body and head. Theron lacing Jen in close quarters, using that rough forearm - it's the cheapest Charlize we've ever seen - and one of the most effective. Garner being pushed around, ground up in mean-spirited action along the ropes. Scattered booing from the crowd - this isn't flowing, high tempo action - it's sweaty stop and go; Theron deliberately bogging the fight down, making it all about size.

Round 6: Garner using head feints, stepping away - she has Charlize coming forward. Theron looks to throw a right hand off her jab - Garner dipping inside and NAILING the champ an intercepting right on the jaw - JennyG ducks down, lets Charlize' right sail over top and THE CHAMP IS HURT! Theron's legs unsteady - she staggers sideways to regroup and Garner tracks her down. Jenny finally able to work her combinations - slashing into Charlize' famously sensitive breasts and bashing mouth - hooks and crosses have blonde leaning back hurt. Charlize hands up, elbows in, back to the ropes - Garner stepping with as champ wilts, snacking on the waist, bang-bang to her top whenever Theron's guard droops. Bell to bell Jennifer Garner scuffs Theron up, sends her to her corner with a bloody nose - Crowd roaring for the first time as someone finally gets shaken up in this fight.

Round 7: Garner the aggressor, but smart - using feints, drawing Charlize' jab, timing it, exploiting openings. Garner stepping right around her sizzling stick, stamping in sudden right hands to the ribs or chin, over and under Theron's extended left. Jenny working in and out, rotating counterclockwise, slowly breaking her girl down with crisp execution from the outside.

Round 8: Jenny jabbing to tummy, moving to her left - confidence glowing from the dimples as Garner finds her rhythm. Jenny jumping in the hook and Charlize TAGS HER THE COUNTER UPPERCUT! Theron fitting the left onto Jenny's chin - Garner's legs spasming as she reels out of control and THERON goes on the attack. Charlize jabbing the chest, spearing her girl ropeside then SAILING into the midsection with a swinging right - loud spanking impact draws a cry of pain from Jenny - she's frozen gut-shot, helpless at the ropes. Charlize palming her girl back, then putting 'em together - clipping right uppercut on the chin, walloping hook on the eye - Garner slumping to a seat in the ropes, stunned, unresponsive. Charlize brawling her way through Jenny's flailing, outstretched arms - slinging power shots to aching ribs, clocking blows to the jaw - Garner windblown as the punishment piles up. Jenny ALL busted up as she takes and takes and takes - she's staggering, dazed at the bell as Theron struts to her corner, hands up high. Scored 10-8 without a knockdown - Garner getting emergency work done in her corner.

Round 9: Theron's kicked the quickness out of Jenny - Garner's flat footed, eyes swelling as she turns slowly, guard low. Charlize circling now, pestering Garner the jab, flicking it to tits, in between the eyes. Garner dipping side to side and still getting hard hooks to Charlize' ribs, but it's one at a time now - blonde's legs controlling the exchanges. Theron in and out behind that jab and down the stretch - she bends into a keen right hand, catching Jenny flush on the jaw as brunette pulls away too late. Jenny staggered once again, wandering hurt to the ropes - Charlize beaming as the ref pushes her back at the bell.

Round 10: Charlize jabbing to her girl's chest, slicing in the right cross, hopping forward as Garner staggers straight back to the ropes. All Charlize Theron - palming up on her girl, arching her back to lick home gorgeous lanky lefts across the abs or tightly clipped right uppercuts. Garner right hand at left cheek, left across her body, bending forward, straightening listlessly, trying to roll the punishment as Theron gnaws away at whatever's left. Big bad blonde bell to bell beat down - Charlize happy in her work, staying composed, laying it on with long-limbed strokes head and body on her foe. At the bell, Garner throbbing, hollow eyed - Charlize chests up and forces eye contact, bellowing her superiority in Garner's woozy face. UD10 Charlize Theron.

Theron finally solves the riddle of the smaller, quicker woman; wearing Jennifer down, frustrating her with smothering tactics early, then opening it up when Garner got hurt. Lots of finger pointing and shouting between corners in the aftermath - a glowing Charlize Theron shrugging it off, breezy in victory.

"You all know that when Cat Bell gets rough on the inside, it's 'savvy boxing'," says the champ. "But when I do it, it's 'cheating'. Look: I got big on this girl, pushed her around, roughed her up and surprise, surprise - she didn't like it! I exposed a myth tonight - Garner's just a blown up bantam trying to make lightweight money and it ain't playing with me on the throne."

Garner with both eyes nearly shut, badly beaten - she's gracious enough to offer a comment, "Look, she won the fight, but let's be totally honest about this; that wasn't a boxing match. She didn't want to get embarrassed again so she held me, wrestled me. My eyes aren't swollen from punches - this is from the lacing she gave me. No excuses, but she had no intention of fighting a fair fight with me. She obviously worked on that cheap stuff in the gym, right from the beginning of camp."
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (IV) by simguy 4/23/04

Lightweight gunslingers squaring off - town ain't big enough for the two of them. Krushers preparing Garner with a tough Heigl bout, Janet and Charlize able to observe close hand while directing Katherine to attack the body - Jennifer shakes off the gamesmanship with typical indifference.
"Chewing through the Krushers is no big deal," says the former champ. "I put Brittany Daniel out of boxing, I gave Katherine Heigl a hardy workout and Charlize is just the next name on the list."
Theron with a list of quotes from several magazine articles to keep her properly motivated. "According to Jennifer - the sport has passed me by," grins the blonde on the dais. "Guess I'm pretty much worn out, had my day. Jennifer IS a great athlete, a fair actress and somebody to be respected - but she's no Charlize Theron! I'm going to teach this girl the difference between good and great when we get together. She's got gaping holes in her game I intend to fill and mark my words: Jennifer Garner won't be the same once I'm done with her."
Garner in neon blue sport bikini, hair back, Charlize in her traditional cream bikini.

Round 1: Charlize loose, hands and posture of a Salsa dancer, shoulders gently rolling as she glides to her left. Theron featuring a snapping, open-hand jab - backhand delivery drawing some warnings from the ref - Charlize ignores him. Garner more compact, rigid - dukes up at eyebrows, chin tucked, angular crouch - she's stepping in and popping that jab, bobbing abruptly, pivoting crisply - stark contrast in styles early. Theron in breezy control, keeping Garner well outside, blonde using her height like a champ until the dying moments. Garner jabbing to the body, jabbing to the head, dips in to drop a gambling right tidy over Theron's jab, following up a jagged left uppercut - bingo-on-the-chin punching has Theron stomping back ragged on her heels. Charlize earmuffing up, stooping forward - Garner squaring away and ripping a shattering burst of tight rights and lefts to the ribs and waist - thumping splatter-barrage leaves Charlize tremble-bodied and steals the round for the brunette.

Round 2: Garner picking up where she left off - jabbing body and head - sticking straight pokes - quick pivots to the left and sudden straight right hands off the shoulder. Jennifer with Paul Molitor type explosion - never any sign she's going to get off. Second minute, Jennifer pressing the attack, sprucing Theron up tummy and face the jab, turning over right hands, back with the hook and GARNER GOES DOWN! Supple Charlize stepping back, blocking and parrying in good order, times a swinging whip-hook through the maze of Garner leather and scores a quick put-down. JG up immediately, bouncing on her toes, breathing in through her nose, nodding anxiously at the ref - she's treated to the superior smirk and dancing eyes of her pampered blonde foe. Theron content with the knockdown, gets on her bicycle, circling and fending off Garner attacks with open-glove parries. Theron cooing taunts at the bell - Jennifer red-cheeked at having been bamboozled into a knockdown.

Round 3: Jennifer sticking to her plan - more head movement this time, bringing her hands back sharp, taking away Theron's counter opportunities. Bell to bell Garner - just a masterful dressing down of Charlize to wipe the smile of blonde lips. Belly jabs locating Theron, positioning her, face jabs screening her - sharp right hands stabbing to teeth and tits - Garner working all 4 compass points, cutting off the ring then slowly tightening the noose. Theron drawing in her elbows, looking more concerned than she has - Garner's abrupt right hands off the shoulder hard to pick up - Charlize getting her face spanked, reacting late as JG posts the shutout. Post-bell - Garner helping herself to a saucy chunk of Theron backside with a loud CLAP and the blonde turns open-mouthed in outrage, gets a dose of dimples as Jennifer grins back, laughing haughtily.

Round 4: Fight settling in to rhythm. Garner leading - she's quicker mitted, dictating tempo with her feet, pivoting to angles and getting off with straight combinations. Theron hanging back, using her height, letting Garner come to her and trying to time the work. Charlize batting at incoming punches to parry and misdirect them, occasionally flicking out a backhand jab, feinting, twitching back on her hips - she's trying to land serious rising whip-arm hooks and greasy right hands off the counter. All Garner til late - Charlize leans away from the jab, slips under the right hand, twists smoothly out of the crouch to slice a vicious hook across Garner's mouth. Jennifer momentarily stunned - Theron immediately arches her back to lick a hard hook flat to taut belly, then bends into a searing right on the chin that scatters Garner wide-eyed to the ropes. Jenny wobbly butt, covering up just in time as Theron pounces with strapping licks hips, flanks and back. Theron steals a Garner round late as Jennifer wins more minutes, but gives up the decisive punches. Charlize brazenly chesting up, leaning on Garner and letting her hear it - ref has to take a hand as tempers/egos flare out of control.

Round 5: Garner back in control, attacking and withdrawing in darting, angular sequences. Theron leaning onto her back foot, flinching, feinting, bringing the right hand up to her cheek and turning tightly to her left to block and roll, sliding out to change distance - but when she can't label Jen hard, she can't win these rounds. Garner tidying up the Theron belly with stabbing, startling jabs and tarting up Theron's breasts with criss-cross thumps, finding the Theron chin with rigid hesitation rights to draw appreciative shouts from the crowd. Charlize' eyes blazing - she's taking a good shot, but getting her face spanked - rare for her to get outclassed in the middle of a boxing ring and be treated to the sight of an opponent's happy dimples. Jennifer all smiles back to her corner - she's got the reflexes, the speed, the volume - slowly imposing her will in a competitive first 5.

Round 6: Garner back to the business of outworking Charlize, but Theron adjusting. Janet wants more jabs - the flicking, pesky backhand types, but also the stinging, meanspirited up-jab from the hip - Garner getting caught, disrupted some as both girls vie for mid-ring control. Classy stuff - Theron compensating for Jennifer's speed with timing and range - Garner doubling up on her jab to the ribs, getting close and bursting in combination - Theron fading the pressure, using the ring. Down the stretch - Charlize slides back, dragging her front foot and torques a TIGHT left hook to the ear/jaw as Garner darts in! Jennifer suddenly limp - right hand dying stillborn on her shoulder - she's shook! Charlize with the left at her hip bends her supple body into a clouting right on the jaw - gobsmacking blow sending a shower of sweat from Jennifer's head - brunette toppling forward, blonde sidestepping to let Garner stagger face first into the ropes. Theron stalking forward, extending the left to split Jennifer's drooping mitts, knuckling the brunette upright and POURING in a right hand! Crowd groaning as Jennifer's head swivels grotesquely - poor brunette out on her feet, hands at her chest, eyes staring with KO'd glaze. Theron lips tight as she hardens her heart - left hand propping and measuring, right hands PLOWING past the limp left hand of Garner, smashing away on that dazed face, pounding away on broken shards of chin AND GARNER GOES DOWN! Jennifer pooling to the canvas, rolling to her back - Theron giddy - raising her mitts and looking to accidentally trample the fallen girl but the ref bodies her back. Long count as Charlize struggles and carries on but it doesn't matter - Jennifer can't get off her back - KO6 in spectacular fashion, Charlize Theron!

Afterward: Garner giving it up on her back - too many big-girl punches flush - power proving the difference tonight just as Jennifer's skills seemed to be taking the fight away from Charlize. Theron cutting her gloves off, then hauling Garner off her stool - blonde wedging brunette chest first against the turnbuckles, propping Garner's muscular left leg up in the ropes. Charlize climbing the ropes to pose high above Jennifer's slumped frame as flashbulbs pop - blonde with her hands on Jen's shoulders, then one hand wrapped in the damp hair, the other pointed skyward - on and on - it's quite a photo-op. Theron down from her perch, but grinning, polishing Jennifer's sweaty lower back with a forearm like she's buffing the hood of a car, then taking a firm grip of Jennifer's hips with both hands, thumbs pressing in to stretch the skin tight as she hooks her fingers in Jennifer's bikini bottom and pulls it snug….camel toe picture time! Garner's woozy face lifts, lips wet off the turnbuckle with a woozy mumbled, "No..."

Charlize leans in close, whispering into Garner's ear: "Always remember how I could have pounded your kidneys or your flat ass and I didn't….always remember that! Because I own you now!"
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner* (V) (*lightweight champion) by simguy 10/1/04

Super fight worthy of the name - consensus pound for pound champ Garner versus hall of famer Charlize Theron for all the marbles at lightweight.
"I'm a student of the game," says Garner in pre-fight. "I know that Biel's reign was diminished by not dealing with Charlize. I'm not going to make that mistake because after this fight, I want fans to be able to say: 'Jennifer Garner's the best fighter in boxing.' I don't know if there really IS an 'old' FCBA or a 'new' one - but whatever - I want to be queen of whatever hill you've got going."
Charlize back in the big dance at last - been a long hard road for the former multi-time titlist. Last big fight she won may have been the defeat of Cat Bell earlier in the year - since then, Golden Girl has struggled.
"It's been a little frustrating," admits Charlize. "I blame myself for not getting up for the kinds of opponents I was getting and I sort of 'gifted' undeserving girls some cheap wins. Jenny's not getting a pass - I'm taking back what's mine and restoring a little majesty to a crown that quite frankly has been a little tarnished lately."
Unflinching stare down - Jenny's head tilted up a little as she gets right up in Charlize' grill - each close enough to breath in hot exhaust from the other. Usual cream bikini for Charlize, neon blue bra style sport bikini Jenny G.

Round 1: Bracing jab issued by Charlize, left arm loose and rangy - she steps it in hard, steps to the right, feints, steps it in again and pivots left. Garner out at the end of the punch, right hand at her cheek ready to parry - she's trying to come forward, then easing back out under heavy fire, just negotiating distance with Charlize. Final minute - Garner stooping and reaching jabs to Charlize' tummy - Theron standing back tall, brushing the offending mitt off her abdomen with a sweeping right hand. Tactical first to Theron, long legs dictating a little, fine jab telling Garner what she can and can't do.

Round 2: Girls jabbing each other midring - Theron leans into a long right hand - Garner dipping under it and answering back a clanging left hook and THERON GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Charlize with a staring look of shock, eyelashes fluttering - she steps back from the wallop and nearly takes a seat. Theron stumbles into the ropes all ragdoll - Garner moves in all brawny. Garner icy-eyed as she sorts out Theron's waist with a pair of tough, hard, digging hooks, then shoulders the taller girl upright. Theron hands up, rolling her torso, bending at the waist but Garner is merciless, leaning left to loop a swinging hook in behind that elbow, spanking away at the liver, then coming up the middle with fish-hook lefts to dig up under Theron's breasts, then as she arches back in pain, drills into that exposed tummy! Theron labouring, open mouthed - trying to roll and twist into licking counter-lefts off the ropes. CRASHING HOOK! Jenny spins Charlize' head as collision of lefts goes the champ's way - Theron momentarily loosened up, bending far forward and Garner REEFS that exposed right side, getting up into those tender ribs with gorgeous, tearing, hooks. Theron groaning, soaking it up hard and clean and CHARLIZE GOES DOWN! Theron sitting down and rolling to her back, knees curled up, hugging herself in agony - gasping, incoherent whimpers on her shellshocked lips. Theron stomping her foot while laying on her back, willing herself to recover - she beats the count but LOOK at her: head lolling, eyes half-closed, mouth open and ON COMES JEN! PULSING bombardment straight up the middle, straight lefts and rights crisscrossing as Jenny G goes to town, pancaking those proud Oscar-winning titties: Jen taking ownership of Theron's bosom with every ram-stamping impact! Charlize slumping slack-jawed toward the canvas - Garner's punches now POUNDING off her face, busting her up! THERON SLIDES TO HER BUTTOCKS! Sitting there in shock, knees drawn up against her chest, then lowering as her legs slowly, body extending out flat, arms draped back over the bottom rope. Crowd counts aloud with the ref as the 10 count passes her by and IT'S OVER!
KO2 Jennifer Garner in astonishing fashion as Theron can't get off her butt!

Afterward: Theron's torso starting to shudder with tears at 'eight' as she realizes she can't beat the count - she slowly rolls over onto her back when it's all over, the backs of her hands covering her face, occasionally stomping one foot on the canvas as Garner's numbing body shots slowly work their way through her system. Garner strutting, prancing - hands high, dimply, fresh-faced exultation as she turns super-fight into super rout! "I'm in shock," Jenny says, fanning herself with an open hand. "I never dreamed she'd go out! Seriously, we trained for ten hard rounds, we trained for a last half in which I'd probably be down on the cards and had to rally, I mean...we beat this girl in the gym. I trained to beat a goddess and a human being showed up." Tractorpull freelance writer struggling to quantify the accomplishment, "Garner's always had trouble living up to the huge expectations of her but right now, she's probably OVERachieving if that's possible. She was perfect tonight - not a lot of fighters ever get to say that."
Theron drops to 2-3 lifetime against Garner and to top it all off - her asst. trainer Janet Jones gets into a tawdry pushing/shouting match with head trainer Sharon Stone as cameras roll; self-serving blondes already positioning for the inevitable head-lopping to come.
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (VI) by simguy 11-26-04

Press conferences illustrative: Theron 100% focused on defeating Jennifer Garner; Jennifer fielding questions on a wide variety of topics - Theron barely makes the agenda. Charlize maintaining a rigidly disciplinarian camp, doing her roadwork and situps without being told. "Garner defeated me and postponed my coronation," Theron shrugs. "She has to pay for that. I'm the only one who can stand up to Jen and still dominate her - that's what I intend to do."

Meanwhile - Garner hogs most of the mic time as the press shouts question after question. She's kept herself out of the whole Wolfpack thing: "That was totally Claire, Mish and Eliza, and I don't think it was premeditated. Those three are actually very nice when you get to know them, but you don't want to show weakness in front of them and I think Katie brought a lot of what happened upon herself just by being too green. Then when a bunch of girls decided to gang up on HISC - well, you can't blame them for circling the wagons." On the never ending J-Lo rumors: "Yeah - I hear she wants to fight me, but I never see a contract. I guess I should confront her and force it if she IS talking me up out there. You never know with this tabloid stuff - I mean, she's a proud woman and the media is really goading her into a situation where she could get herself hurt. I have to admit - part of me would love to pound her, it's only natural, but I don't want the media pulling my strings either." On Theron. "You know, normally, you'd only take Charlize in a title contest - but after our last fight I don't feel she's kept pace with the rest of us. It's still a special thrill to beat her, but I EXPECT to beat her now - the suspense is really missing. It's really more a matter of what I'm going to do rather than anything she does at this point."

Charlize in cream bikini, brass ring connections - Jennifer in neon blue bra style bikini, hair tied back.

Round 1: Both girls want to establish the jab - rangy tactical action results. Jennifer slashing in with stick to the body, double-darting to the face, rotating clockwise. Theron closed stance, slightly bent at the waist, batting out backhand interceptor jabs, changing distance with little step-outs, feinting, trying to be tall. Garner busier, more constructive - cleanest jabs of the round her sticking shots to Theron's breadbasket and ribs. Charlize easing her left around Garner's shoulders - clinching early rather than letting Jenny G crank it up inside.

Round 2: Charlize hanging back smart - not giving up her height - she's fading Garner's rushes, batting an illegal open hand jab and timing the brunette in first minute action. Midway through, paydirt: Garner gets stalled by stick, picked up HARD a licking right uppercut and Theron goes over to offense. Charlie big, palm-shoving Jen's shoulders aggressively, baby stepping her backward. Lead right hands pound off startled Garner face - limber hooks clout across face or jam shivering into ribs, drawing boozy little gasps of astonishment. Garner wobbly butt, battered back - Theron doing a nice job of pushing and punching to maintain room to swing. Power-punching shutout CT.

Round 3: Garner shakes it off, gets after Charlize with crisp tic-tac-toe combinations. Jenn in that Miguel Cotto forward crouch, dukes up - digging hooks to ribs, chopping rights to chin, clean-up hooks to jaw - Charlize rung up and driven ropeside in early action. Crowd screaming as Theron lays back in stupor, hands at her chest, getting her drowsy face spanked side to side - Jenn grimly going about the business of lumping Charlize up. THERON SLUGS BACK! Charlize in a fog, but fighting on instinct - she scrapes a left uppercut across Jen's face, turns into a short-slung right, catching Jen with plenty of shoulder on tight follow-through, stepping forward and nailing Jen a sweeping hook as woozy Garner clatters straight back and JENNIFER GOES DOWN! Crowd erupts as Theron roars off the ropes - blonde bellowing down at shell-shocked brunette - Jen stiff n' shaky to her feet for eight! Theron wades in and JEN BRAWLS BACK! Garner's eyes hard as leans in to wedge a blocky right to jaw, steps forward to clang the hook, steps and gets another clubbing right. Theron stumbling backward, taking off her jawlines, then getting back into Jen with a robust swinging right flat to the midsection. HAMMER AND TONGS - girls raking each other with brutal leather - Charlize looking to put punches together off the uppercut - Jen leading right hands and looking for hooks as the ref jumps in after the bell. (Slow Mo replays go over the knockdown from a variety of angles, then show Garner thumping away above Charlize' hips - camera behind Theron as she soaks it up thick.)

Round 4: Jennifer hacks her way into Charlize with piston jabs - Theron head banging back, eyes fogging over - she's driven ropeside and JEN GOES JUG! Garner punching crisscross, straight and pancaking hard to Charlize' tidy rack - Theron buckling, reaching forlorn for Jen's shoulders as brunette keeps hands free. Good, good shove n' slug from Garner - she's working inside Theron's rangy grasp, staying short to the ribs, shrugging uppercuts to the tits and bumping Theron off with shoulders. Charlize open mouthed, shopworn - time and again Jen fights through the clinch, sitting blonde in the ropes and harming her extra. Bell - Charlize' eyes half closed, face puffy, shiny with hurt and that BODY: all banged up this round as Jennifer nods sharply in approval, turns and marches angry-butt to her corner.

Round 5: LEAD RIGHT HAND THERON! No warning, Charlize sells a step right, turns into screened right hand on the button and DROPS GARNER TO ALL FOURS! Crowd shocked - bell still echoing when Jen finds herself dazzled and dropped. Bewildered 8 Garner - shaking her head, eyes wide and ON COMES CHARLIZE! Theron gathering her dukes at her chin, thrusting in the jab, then immediately looking for a lanky left uppercut off the front foot, bobbing her head to evade panicky Garner receipts, then sliding an oily right clean on the chin again. Savage Theron slugging, changing distance, but maintaining pressure, moving her head to make Garner miss then ringing her up chin and ribcage with GLORIOUS scoring blows. Jennifer's conditioning put to the test - concessive body shots drawing groans of sympathy from the crowd, ringing chin-checks have Jenn lolling dopey on the ropes - but she won't go down. Theron putting lanky leather together - almost Trinidad-esque as she strokes and torques, landing a frighteningly high connect percentage. Bell: Charlize chests up and forces eye contact - these girls are doing HARM through 5. (Slow Mo during the break - Charlize just sneaking that right hand onto Garner's chin: pure timing and deception for a knockdown).

Round 6: Both girls dial back a little: first half much more hazardous than either anticipated. Theron patiently stalking behind a long, brick-mitted jab - Garner shying along the perimeter trying to regroup. Charlize COULD cut the ring down, but she's not minding a break - with Jenn visibly retreating, blonde can afford to step forward, be the aggressor but take no chances. Tactical shutout Theron.

Round 7: Second wind Jennifer - she up-tempos on Charlize. Theron stooped, covering as Garner splashes flanks with ratatat combos - lefts and rights chopping in behind the arms, rattling that torso. Jen quick-digging lefts to the sternum, lefts to the chin - rigid, snappy shots, always bringing her hands back sharp to guard any receipts. Theron a beat too slow to get out the way, taking on hurt, but doing one thing well: hard, single left hand licks across Jennifer's body - blonde leaning in close, then really lashing it in - Garner not so spry back to her corner despite out hustling Charlize this round.

Round 8: Charlize showing variety, punching hard, coming forward. Theron scraping the left uppercut, running her forearm across Jen's face to screen, then turning on whip-clout right hands to the jaw. More of those glorious, cranking hooks amidships - best body shots Theron's ever thrown in competition. CT cupping Jen's ears, tugging her head forward, pulling her into uppercuts or gutting body work. Jenny being pulled, pushed and bullied - she's flat footed, fighting in spots. Garner with some biting lead right hands spanks back Theron's face to avoid a shutout, but it's still Charlize' round.

Round 9: Big girl keeps grinding - Charlize walking Jenny down behind a thudding jab - Jennifer jabbing to Theron's chest and Charlize times right hands clean to the jaw in counter-point. Midway, those hamhanded rights adding up - Garner staggering to her right, eyes glassy, mouth open - Theron lands a long, crashing right - Garner tilts dazed to the ropes. Charlize poke-jabs Garner's left eye then POUNDS righty over Jen's lowered left hand - Jennifer tilting to her right, eyelashes fluttering - ANOTHER bombing right swivels her skull and PUTS HER DOWN! Crowd screaming in shock - Jennifer on her back along the ropes, stupified - Theron crowing, bellowing - has to be bodied back. Garner's conditioning to the rescue again: brunette knocked senseless, but body rallies off the deck - she's swaying hurt as CHARLIZE WADES IN! Theron to the body with swinging lefts and rights, buckling Jenny forward for a boozy clinch - Charlize headlocks brunette, twisting her off balance and throwing Jen to the canvas, drawing a stern finger waggle from the ref. Bell - chaos: Garner staggering to her corner as Charlize struts hands high. (Slow Mo during the break: Garner taking it rugged at the ropes - the blankness of her face, the lack of reaction, just standing there and getting clocked: Charlize hardhearted as she straps it on.)

Round 10: Good ship Jenny listing badly to port - bridge in ruins, engineering out - she's just willing herself to the finish line. CRASHING RIGHT CHARLIZE! Theron throwing that long tanned body into slobber-knocking rights, smashing Jenny's face to the side, sending spit and sweat flying. Garner reels into the ropes, staring back, bending forward groggy. Theron on top of Jen with a heartless right roundhouse tucked in vicious above the hip - sob of pain from Garner as she cringes, cramps up. Charlize wrestling with Jennifer's woozy clinches, brushing her back with that scraping left uppy, then cashing her in with SAVAGE limber-limbed rights from close range. CT cruising with shove and slug late, palming and punching - but JENNIFER BANGS BACK! Jenny somehow lurching off the ropes with smoking lefts and rights to bat Theron's face side to side - THERON'S WOBBLY BUTT! Jennifer with a left in Charlize's chest, stabilizes blonde, cracks her a clubbing right to jaw - Theron reels sideways, stiffens, comes back at Garner with a swinging right to the body, clouting left across the chin. BELL! Both beauties swaying on their feet, cudgeling mindlessly at each other as ref jumps in. Comes back UD10 - Charlize Theron!

After: Busted up CT breaks down into tears of jubilation - she finds right hands, body shots in this fight that pound Jen Garner into stupor. When was the last time you saw Jennifer Garner worn down late, losing the last three rounds of a fight? Charlize going to the body with deliberate intentions puts the work in to make sure Ms. Fit didn't charge back in the championship rounds - it's a disciplined, well thought out fight from Charlize. "You know, that's probably the best fight I've fought in the last couple of years," says a badly lumped up Charlize in postfight, "and some morons are still booing. Nobody gives me credit for working hard, for training right - all the stuff Cat Bell and Jennifer Garner get all their props for. All I know is, I took Jennifer Garner apart tonight - I out-boxed her, I out-slugged her, I out-womaned her; boos don't change that."
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (VII) by simguy 4-23-05

"I can't help but feel partially responsible for what happened to Jennifer against Kelly," demures Theron in prefight. "I mean - it was me who exposed Jennifer with right hands, me who showed everyone how to get after Garner and really treat her shabby - Kelly Brook just copied the blueprint. Personally, I got a kick out of the smother-fest Brook and Ryan put on Jen - I think the criticim has been blown WAY out of proportion. If a girl can't back other girls up off her, they take what they want - it's the law of the jungle baby!" Garner brave in the face of lingering humiliation from the Samdog JMD romp - decisive victory over Theron would go a long way to soothing the still-throbbing hurt.

"'Law of the Jungle'," Jennifer repeats slowly, as though deeply considering the concept. "I'll have to remember that Char - I really will. Maybe a little jungle justice'll come your way after I knock your over-rated ass out, hey? What do you think?" There it is then! Charlize in cream bikini; Jennifer in neon blue bikini, bra strap top.

Round 1: Theron feinting, waving the left hand, then drifting in a slingshot right hand on jaw, easing onto her back foot to draw a swiping hook across Garner's mouth. Jen staggering forward, rocked in the opening moments - Theron drills her another tasty right, eases backward with that supple, stroking hook chaser. Jennifer pawing her own right, crouching forward and GOBBLING that sleek, curling Theron right uppercut - JENNIFER GARNER'S HURT! Jen reeling sideways into ropes, eyes glassy, mouth open. Theron pouncing with a savage grin: crashing right hand oily off her hip smashes Jen's face hard to starboard; slapping hook brushes Jen upright against ropes; back arched, Theron gets CLANGING right uppercut onto chin then bends left to pull a sweeping right across the cheek and GARNER GOES DOWN! Jennifer sprawling on her belly, up on her elbows parallel to apron - Charlize strutting past hands held high, baying at the crowd. Creaky, swaying 8 Jen G and ON COMES THERON! Charlize POURING it to Jennifer with lanky-limbed glee - Theron hands low, stroking away from her hips, clocking Jen about the ears, occasionally ripping the uppercut to brush Garner back. Jennifer dumbfounded, dukes at her temples - getting hit, reacting slowly, sluggishly to the impact. Theron greedily helping herself, going to that stout waist with shellacking lefts and rights; palming Jen's shoulders and leaning into robust right hands across the chin. Garner shelled relentlessly as CT works up a healthy sweat, long arms licking, lashing their way to a huge 10-8 romping first. Bell: Garner out on her feet, stupified, gloves still at her mouth as she sways numbly on the spot; CT chests up and bellows lustily into the face of her big-screen rival, letting everyone in the arena know who's boss.

Round 2: The resilience of Jennifer Garner: belted and waxed last round - she comes out ragged, but regrouping. Right hand at her chin, left dealing out hard, scolding stick, Jennifer steps and pivots left, moving her head to get under hungry Theron right hands. Jennifer precise where Charlize is greedy and wild: brunette shooting straight right hands stab-and-retract to the chest, ducking down to avoid the receipt, pivoting to the side. Garner jabbing Charlize' face, then hooking her ribs, turning blonde right flank. By the final minute, Garner's got her legs back and it's Charlize looking a little harried: Jenny getting good, good looks at Theron's right flank, digging hooks in under that free-swinging right hand, making blonde pay for the privilege of head-hunting. Good return of serve shutout - Jennifer working the body, keeping her chin off the table as Charlize squanders an early opportunity to pile on.

Round 3: Garner doubling up the jab, upping the tempo - she's looking for straight right hands mouth and chest on Charlize, tidying up hooks as she pivots left. Theron on her heels, feet disrupted by the sudden abrupt combination punching and good head movement from her opponent - blonde right hands missing over the top and exposing Theron's ribs to thudding abuse. Midway through, Garner slips a CT right, digs a rapid left to the liver, doubles it to the ribs, quick-pivots left and bounces a vindictive hook off Charlize' kidney. Blonde arches her back, face stretched in pain, hand going immediately to the spurned lumbar region as she steps away queasy - ref issues fight's first warning to a smoldering Garner for that kidney shot. Theron on her bicycle rest of the way, lifting a stinging jab off her hip to slow Garner's pursuit - blonde boxing smartly to get out of the round as fight settles into tactical rhythm.

Round 4: So much for tactics. Garner bobbing and punching in a rapid forward surge - she nails Theron a series of chopping lefts and rights as blonde backpedals - Charlize' head on a swivel as she hits ropes in disarray. Murderous barrage to waist crumples Theron forward - series of sawing right uppercuts cuts her in the mouth, brushes her back - Charlize is swaying in the wind! Theron stunned, long arms reaching for Jennifer's head to pull her forward - Garner standing in there, pushing Charlize' biceps back and POUNDING away to chest and ribs, determined to chop big blonde in half. Theron whimpering, groaning, blonde hair in her eyes, mouth open - she's lolling onto Jennifer, arms groping to clinch - Jennifer bobbing constantly, bumping and pushing off to create room and keep her hands free. Constant, non-stop punching from Garner - she's just AT Charlize, beating her, raking her, shredding her. Garner hooks pulping up tummy, hip and lower back. Garner right hands chopping short to chin, or clipping quick uppercuts or swiping vicious under the line of Theron's breasts. Nothing back from Charlize - she's windblown, taking - long, strong legs holding her up, but upper body loose on her hips, tilting and tottering as Garner's fists crash home. Bell: Theron only dimly aware, groggily pushing a weak right cross against Garner's chest, slapping an even weaker left across Jen's mouth. Garner standing right there, hands at her sides, drinking in the sight of a shopworn Charlize as the ref moves in.

Round 5: Dull, throbbing hate in both corners - water grimly taken on, instructions sullenly listened too - then both girls up off their stool determined to impose will this round. Garner at Charlize behind that ferocious chopping double jab, putting punches together on that Oscar-winning torso. Theron flat footed, wide stance - leaning forward to slide long right hands onto Jen's jaw, then leaning back to pull ropy hooks across. Jennifer committing herself to body punching, systematically robbing Theron of her legs, hammering at blonde strategic reserves. Charlize open-mouthed, but iron-willed, constantly head-hunting, looking for those fight winning right hands. Bitterly contested two way rampages bell to bell - Garner's getting the better of it, moving in and out on Charlize, not getting caught flush with those crosses and wearing out the golden trunk of her foe through five stanzas.

Round 6: Theron with a feint, hesitation right hand bingo on the chin: not enough on it as Jennifer's walking through those shots now. Jen doubling her jab, bap-bapping Charlize' face back and standing her up mute in astonishment - brunette getting to blonde chest with impunity and tearing away with those rigid, muscular combinations. Theron beaten in stages to ropes - hands loose, limp up around Garner's ears, trying to control Jen's head - Garner amps the output, starts to REEF away at Charlize. Great, savage, right hands up into the lungs - Garner belting away 3, 4 rights in succession, then shifting, bumping, getting her hips set to throw multiple hooks. Awe inspiring stuff - Jen's legs spread wide as she shifts and resets on Charlize, palming her upright to keep working underneath with heartless determination. Charlize drooping, unable to punch - sensational, heartbreaking body work just using her up and rendering her helpless - blonde can't fight back, can't clinch, can't get out of there - it's tragic. Garner feeling it, pouring it on - thudding brutality to the body gives way to intermittent uppercuts - Jennifer able to rock back Theron's head at will, putting her mitts all over the golden goddess. AND THE REF JUMPS IN! Charlize out on her feet, no longer processing her surroundings, mouth open - Garner lifts her mitts and shrieks in a rare show of hot-blooded emotion. TKO6 Jennifer Garner.

After: Theron getting ice packs and a tenser wrap around those badly battered ribs when JENNIFER BARGES IN! Garner still smarting from weeks of hateful comments from other fighters, including Theron's tactless 'Jennifer Garner imitation' on Letterman (CT doing the KO'd, startled face of Jen with the high eyebrows and open mouth: hearty laugh from Dave) - she's feeling the need to punish and Charlize just happens to be handy.

Left hand gripping hair at the back of Charlize' head, right taking a fistful of cream trunks - Theron is turned around and given the bum's rush out of the ring, landing on the floor mats in a crumpled heap of long blonde limbs. Jen jumps down all heavy athleticism, shaking out her triceps, rolling her head side to side. She bundles Charlize to her feet, gathering her up under her arms, then bodies her lower back into the unforgiving edge of the ring apron, arching Theron in a paralyzed curve of agony...

Garner hops up to a seat on the apron, reaching with arms and legs to gather Theron in, hooking her ankles to trap aching blonde ribs within the curvy, iron bulge of Jen's thighs, and Garner goes to work...

Tortured scream from Charlize as she feels the first pulse of Jen's legs - Theron with her back to Garner, hands on Garner's knees, blonde head thrown back in agony - Jen just working her, sitting back with palms on the canvas for leverage...Charlize won't submit, even as tears flow - she slowly, grimly turns herself around to face Jennifer. Garner pulls Charlize in close, right hand round the back of the neck, left tying up Charlize' right arm, just wrapping Theron up so those legs can work unmolested...

Charlize fights it! She's groggy, out of it, but struggling. She'll push down on Jen's quivering thighs, or wrestle with Jen up top, trying to find some way to push into the clear, or punch a fist into Jennifer's sweaty ribs. Theron's breath escapes in sobbing whimpers and breathy gasps; Theron's face mops wetly against Jen's chest. Garner holds Charlize by the wrists, holds her around the head, takes fistfuls of damp blonde hair, ties her up behind either elbow. Occasionally, Jen will hold Charlize in the crook of one arm while punching her short, nagging shots in the ear or cheek - just a moist, brutal cudgeling, dulling Theron's senses, punishing her for everything she's done, everything she might have done, everything she might do. Real brutality in Jen's eyes, in the tight, unforgiving line of her lips...

Theron's struggles grow pathetic - she pushes against Jen's arms, palms down on the thighs, but there's not enough strength left to oppose the brunette. Charlize flailing her arms against Jen's waist - limbs wrapping around stout torso, slapping wetly, ineffectually. And Jennifer keeps riding it, keeps pouring it to Charlize' throbbing torso. Jen's ankles lock and relock, constantly cinching up the grip. Jen's face damp against Charlize' forehead, brunette just managing blonde, torturing her. Charlize can tap any time - she just won't - not on national TV and not to a body scissors.

"I'll never submit to a leg scissors," Theron once told BLONDE! magazine. "Never - they'll have to carry me out before I'll tap to another girl's legs." Well, that's just fine with Jen!

Theron no longer moving - left side of her face tacky against Jen's quivering breasts, eyes closed, mouth pouted open against the flesh. Garner keeps at it, holding Charlize against her while her legs sop up the last drops of Theron resistance. Release: Garner's thighs spasm as Theron melts to canvas to sprawl in a steaming heap of conquered blonde - Charlize' arms unconsciously hugging traumatized ribcage as she curls onto her side, open mouth pouting moist against mat. Jennifer pretty for a moment, sitting on the edge, dangling her trembling legs; ankles crossed; hands on the edge of the apron as she smiles down at the blond wreckage on the floor at her feet.
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (VIII) by simguy 5-26-06

"Anyone who's seen our last few fights," Charlize crows in prefight, "knows that I've solved Jennifer Garner for good and all. She's putty in my hands. Years ago, you had to respect her on a physical level, but Jen's been lazy coming back from pregnancy - she's got 'fat-momma' syndrome written all over her. She's on her last legs: chunky, pasty, chafing legs at that!" Garner pursing her lips, ill-amused, but used to Theron's bluster.

"Charlize isn't exactly an ingénue-gazelle these days either," Jennifer points out. "She's more a 30-something Clydesdale. I'll admit this - most girls with a right hand can't land it on me, but Theron can, so I have to be conscious of that. But I still feel a pound of me is worth a pound-and-a-half of her - I'm still going to come forward, pressure her body and break her down." Theron in green bikini - Jen in sturdy black bikini with halter top, ring connection, full-coverage bottoms.

Round 1: Jen with a stiff, ramrod jab as she scoots forward, hustles Theron to ropes and goes to work. Jen prodding jabs in Char's face, swat-hooking ear off the nibbling stick, hard-hooking the flank, looping the right hand over top while crouching close to smother. Theron elbows in, either earmuffing up, or showing right under her chin/left across her body while leaning forward. CT bending at the waist, leaning back into ropes - bumping Jen shoulders, occasionally pawing out the left jab off the right foot, then leaning into the ropes all covered up as Garner responds with clubbing fury. Jen occasionally pushed off, but doing a good job of getting back on top, fighting off Charlize' chest and hounding the golden goddess for points in the first.

Round 2: Theron bouncing to midring - weight on front (left) foot, right foot up on the right big toe - hands up, palms out. CT light on her feet - chopping out the first jab, backhand-tapping the second, stepping around Garner's flank before the receipt. Theron leaning into her clockwise motion, occasionally poking in lead rights, following with choppy jabs - enough to keep Jen off balance, blocking and turning rather than attacking. Char's limbs nice and relaxed - hands making circles in the air when she has them up, otherwise she's happy to keep 'em waist level, leaning away to create distance whenever Garner tries to penetrate. Nice loping rotation - Theron keeping her distance - she snatches back the points that Garner's pressure stole from her in the first.

Round 3: Jennifer keeping right tight to cheek, jabbing stubby to Charlize' mouth and ducking down to the right. Theron popping her own jab, neatly tracking Jen's left eye, balling up the right fist and hacking it down at Jen's temple with an elastic tomahawking motion. Jennifer bobbing side to side, staying low: Charlize leaning back, swivel-pivoting around, staying high. Down the stretch, brawling rights and lefts delivered as Garner crouch-steps her way forward, catching Theron's chin and driving her to ropes. CT upright, cupping hands at Jen's ears, trying to control her head: Garner pushing and mauling, pulling down on Theron's wrists and clubbing at her for brawling points in the third. CT scuffed up at the bell, griping at the ref to "watch her head, will you?"

Round 4: Mirror-image round - intense midring negotiations in the first two minutes, followed by a break-through Garner rush to force Theron into defensive posture at the ropes. Jennifer very muscular, very rough with Charlize - pushing in with her head, beating the ribs, getting a forearm up under Theron's chin to lever her back and draw warnings from the ref. Theron the bigger vixen, but on her heels, can't get traction, can't get her weight forward as Jen bashes that Oscar-winning torso. More Garner points: Charlize back to her corner disheveled, nicely roughed up.

Round 5: Charlize back-to-ropes, lumping up, taking a lot of shots. She's supple, relaxed - turning to point her left shoulder at Jen, lifting the jab up to paw off her right foot, then leaning into the ropes as Garner comes bursting up the middle. Charlize grabby - pulling down on Garner's head, tying up her arms. Charlize leaning back and cuffing hooks off her right foot, or twisting to her left for chopping little peek-a-boo right hands onto Jen's jaw. Garner frowning, fighting through Theron's nibbling tactics and hammering home with authority. Stubby Garner jab setting up short-jamming rights - hooks mopping up thick in flank or ear. Jen warned for constant tousle-scrubbing and forehead-bumping - just this side of out-and-out head butting, but Theron's busting up under the rubbage nonetheless. Jen working out of a compact crouch, bringing her hands back to her chest, bobbing and weaving to slip Theron's pesky counters - just classic Garner hard work, using Charlize up. Near the bell, CT slipping shots in her closed stance - Jennifer hooks the breasts, leans into a SHATTERING right to the jaw - Theron's head flings back in a corona of sweat, long legs soaking up the blow at the bell.

Round 6: Charlize shopworn, mouth breathing - she retreats to ropes, crouching to her right side while pawing out jabs, then leaning into the ropes, covering up as Garner hurtles forward. Jennifer pursing her lips, narrowing her eyes - really belting Charlize with thunderous, shocking leather. Punches bouncing off Theron's lats, shoulders, ribs, clubbing blows caroming off temples, digging work cramming home to breadbasket. Charlize increasingly shabby - reaching for Jen and tieing up behind her arms; riding the right arm behind Jen's head in exhaustion, while Garner plunders the Theron midriff. Jennifer pushing Charlize off now - not waiting for the breaks - Garner's choppy jab, harsh combination punching now pulverizing Charlize's magnificent, fleshy torso. Charlize slackjawed, ragdoll as she bounces off the ropes, taking punches and tilting onto one foot or the other; laying back into the ropes with eyelashes fluttering as Jen pounding away to the bell leaves Theron wobbly butt, staring through 6.

Round 7: Charlize retreats to ropes, pawing out her jab, swiping hooks off her right foot as she twists, leans into the ropes to absorb Garner's relentless rushes. Jennifer just pouring herself at Charlize - stubby jabs forcing Theron to cover up, then thumping lefts and rights rock the cringing megastar. Jennifer snatching at Charlize' tummy - ripping it up with thick lefts and rights, bringing the hands back quick and immediately bobbing to avoid receipt. Charlize fighting in spots out of the peek-a-boo guard, curling her body to her right while trying to lick that hook off the right foot - Jennifer's bobbing under it, or pre-empting everything with her non-stop punching. Garner's stamping punches to Theron's pecs, breasts and biceps - turning sidearm or underhand when she wants to pulverize the tummy or flanks. Charlize stiffening, lolling slowly as she moves her achy torso: big blonde just getting systematically battered tonight as brunette chops away methodical. Bell: CT staggering, hair obscuring her eyes, lips parted - she's a wandering tragedy through 7.

Round 8: More Jennifer Garner! Charlize Theron just can't hold her off. CT at the ropes, looking to clinch, or push Jen off by her shoulders - no punching from Theron as Jennifer goes into overdrive. Garner smashing away at the dregs - that chippy, insistent jab in Charlize' face setting up withering blasts head to hip. The constant muscular jostle of Jen's left shoulder in Theron's chest, ragdolling the blonde. The pushing and bullying, the pulling-down of Charlize' hands, exposing her jaw to wallop and clout. Garner rhythmic - pushing and bullying - it's a masterpiece of slugging seduction as Theron goes numb, limp under the dreadful bombardment. Final minute - Charlize stooped forward groggy, hands up limp: vicious Garner right hand flattens CT's right ear to her shoulder. Theron out on her feet, but still there: Garner smashes another right hand to the lolling head: Jen pursing her lips, narrowing her eyes as she brutalizes her foe. CT's left leg gives way, spilling her a groggy slosh to her left - Jennifer's hook misses over top as Charlize spills awkwardly into the mat, rolling mumbling to her back, hands prettily over her head.

KO8 in thudding fashion - Jennifer Garner.

After: Jennifer's turn - she answers Charlize' claim to supremacy with an emphatic "No", beating Theron senseless before putting her on the canvas to stay. Steady, implacable Jen at her best - if there's any post-partum drag on her performance, we didn't see it tonight.

"I just shut her down," Jen says, swigging a water bottle, white towel draped around her neck. "I took the ring away from her, that was the main thing, then I just reduced the pocket when she set up. Nothing fancy - I just pulped up on her arms and chest; I really banged her body, put my body on her as much as possible - just basic Theron-beating strategy and it worked perfect tonight." CT badly beaten, groggily resettled to her stool for TLC - Golden Goddess just never got into her groove tonight, couldn't get Jen off her chest and couldn't extend on those fight-winning right hands she's used to such devastating effect in the past.
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (IX) Final of Paramount Title Tournament by simguy 6-10-06

Tournament crystallizes, galvanizes this rivalry - Jen and Charlize simply pushing the other qualifiers aside in order to get to one another.

"I knew it would come down to the two of us," Garner admits, "and I'm glad. When HISC first approached me to be their lightweight, they asked me one question: 'Can you beat Theron?' Now I'm giving them their answers. It's taken a while, but I finally have Charlize under my thumb, and I'm not going to let up. Yes, I beat her badly last time out - really gave it to her hard. This time will be worse."

Theron smirking throughout Garner's commentary, maintaining her composure despite some very challenging things being said. "People forget - and by people, I really mean Tractorpull Magazine - that I've been through all this before. Cat Bell got on top of me - for a while - and everyone was saying the same things. 'She's too strong for Charlize', 'Charlize is finished', 'this girl has Charlize' number,' - you know the drill. Jennifer's enjoying her moment in the sun right now, but it's only a moment, and it ends when I say it ends. Garner and the rest of you really have no idea how close she is to being subjugated, but don't worry: I'll let you know."

Charlize in green bikini, yellow gloves. Jen in neon blue surfer bikini - shoulder-straps top - short battle braid - white gloves.

Round 1: Charlize on her toes, pumping stick, dancing briskly to her left - she's turning Jen mid-ring. Garner dukes-at-cheeks, peering out over her guard, bobbing swiftly side to side to slip CT's jab: nice crisp tempo early as girls take turns threatening/retreating. Down the stretch, Charlize cranks two loud, spanking hooks off Garner's abdominal pan, shaking Jen up - slashing follow-on right carves in and down across Jennifer's jaw, staggering brunette backward. Garner hops out of the stumble, legs it to her right - she's buzzed, face concerned. Theron just walking her girl down, aggressively taking the round in the final minute.

Round 2: Similar stuff - classy, wide-ranging two-way as girls operate behind hard stick - each using her legs to bounce back from pressure, then come forward on the counterattack. Charlize' legs commanding the ring - she's circling Jen, making her turn and react. Theron getting scrumptious hooks against Jen's body as Garner covers up to receive - blonde licking 'em in hard off her front foot, popping her hips to the right to get savage leverage. Thumping body blows pay dividends late: Char able to land that ringing right cross again on Jen's jaw: brunette knees buckle - Jennifer staggers away shiny-eyed. Bell sees Charlize hungrily stalking, walking her girl down as Garner tries to shake off sock.

Round 3: Same spirited thrust-and-parry through two minutes, but this time - Garner's footwork starting to dictate geometry a bit. Jen starting to turn Charlize' flank, nibbling away at Theron's initiative - brunette getting to dictate some of the sequences. Jennifer moving to her right, away from Charlize' right cross; doubling up the jab to Theron's chest; moving her head with a deep bob - all to neutralize the effects of Charlize' slinging rights. Garner takes her first points: workmanlike, methodical, smart.

Round 4: Jen clamps down on Charlize, hard. First: a riveting, spitting jab up the middle - doubled and tripled - Theron herded to ropes where she leans back, dukes up, looking troubled. Second: ring-a-ding-dong torso work - up and down - rip-snatching blows shake Theron to her toes as Jen puts 'em together with vigor. Third: coming off the body, Jen starts to cash in hooks/crosses up top - smashing Charlize' head side to side. Thumping stem to stern beat down by the final moments - Theron just lolling back into the ropes, grunting as her body sponges wallop, reeling back from sharp headshots and THERON TAKES A KNEE! Breathless, panting, Charlize leans on her bent right knee, hollow-eyed - just breaking the relentless pressure of Jen with a voluntary eight count. Bell: Jen feisty, champing at the bit - nothing gets her going like seeing Charlize on the canvas.

Round 5: Jennifer marches on Charlize: Theron laying on ropes, takes it bell to bell from her rival. CT leaning back into the strands, pulling Jen forward behind her head - grinding tousle with Jen as Garner pushes in with her noggin to earn warnings. Jennifer muscling out of clinches - writhing her shoulders - pushing down on Charlize' hands - Garner in there mauling and jamming away short left/rights whenever she gets Theron compromised. Garner so close, she can't help but follow through with elbow/forearm - to Theron's jaw and ribcage - more ref's warnings as Charlize sullenly lumps up. Jen's sturdy legs stamping, feet digging into canvas as Garner keeps her body on Charlize, suffocating bigger blonde at the apron.

Round 6: Charlize bashed back to ropes by Jen's cattle-prod jab: Garner right back on CT's chest and loving it. Theron trying to fold forward, face-in-gloves: Garner bumping and jostling to discourage the practice, ripping off combinations in withering bursts. Sickening, breath-taking, non-stop pummeling of those perky Oscar-winning breasts - also biceps, skull, shoulders, ribs and tummy - Garner just working off the bump, banging away, bringing her hands back as she crouches to reset. Crowd groaning whenever short-arm uppercuts bash CT's drowsy face up off her mitts: eyebrows high, mouth open, eyes shut tight. Poor Charlize lolling forward and back, loosening up terribly under the bombardment - at the bell, she's a shambling wreck, blonde curls in her eyes, lips parted in 'wha hoppen?' stupor. Garner upbeat, flashes a rare bedimpled grin as she steps back, looking her throbbing foe over with pride.

Round 7: More Jen on Charlize! Theron haggard, busting up - she's twisting her shoulders side to side, she's leaning back into the ropes to get seperation for her punches, trying to tighten up stroke to cuff at JG. CT still getting thumping leverage on hooks to the body when she can dip left and hoist her dangling left hand up into Jen's ribs - but such juicy licks few and far between. Garner setting a withering beatdown pace - punishing Charlize rather than boxing - systematically abusing her torso, limbs and skull in bursting shatter-patterns. Jennifer the consummate pro: nothing much coming back at her, but she's bobbing into her crouch to reset - bumping and jabbing Charlize to keep her occupied in between flurries. Bell: more dimples - Jennifer turning away, grinning as she looks demurely down at the canvas, struts away from smoldering blonde. Charlize rumpled, rickety back to her stool: corner pleading with her to stay off the ropes, to which Charlize bitterly replies - "Tell HER that!"

Round 8: Charlize: jab/right hand up top; lanky stroking hook amidships; stroking thick right hand amidships - Garner cramps up in shock, has to back away as Theron erupts with ham-handed vigour. Charlize's face puffy and sore, but swollen eyes determined - she walks Jen down, paws the jab and punches a ringing cross against Jen's jaw as Garner's backpedaling. Jennifer stepping to the right, regroups behind a spitting doubled-up jab - she has a good second minute leaning in and testing Theron's chin via the overhand right. Charlize walking through brunette heat, taking punches to get ripping leverage on long-limbed body blows - Jennifer starting to give ground wincing, legs shaken for the first time as Theron regains the initiative, third minute. CT reaching out and just pinging the fully extended jab - Garner taking poke between her eyes, flinching, retreating and CHARLIZE LANDS THE RIGHT! Long, booming stroke - Charlize leaning in and cleaning up 100% of Garner's chin and JENNIFER GOES DOWN! Crowd roaring to it's feet as Jenny hits the deck, sprawled on her back in a KO haze. Charlize swaying on her feet, bellowing down - ref has to body her back as blonde lingers in the area, refusing to neutral corner. Garner manages to struggle up, stagger into the ropes for support - she makes it out of the round on tingly legs, put wobbly butt for the break.

Round 9: HAMMER AND TONGS! Jennifer still breathing hard, still hurt - Jen jabs CT to ropes and POUNDS the Theron rack - going jug with heartless left/right criss cross in steady bursts. Charlize ragdolled against the ropes, mouth open in shock at the tittie-stomp - then Theron rolls to the side, comes back underneath with those low-slung body shots to fight her way off the ropes. Jennifer bunching up hurt, then rallying - she steps right, spits jabs, bends in and brings a roar from the crowd as she cracks a ringing right off Theron's jaw. CT gobbles it without a backward step, punches her way right/left into Jen's stomach, then hooks Jen's mouth, HOOKS JEN'S MOUTH! Sending Garner reeling away in confusion. Back and forth, back and forth - Jennifer's short, snappy combinations snatching at firm body, bouncing off skull: Charlize' lanky licks thumping off the midsection, or sloshing to the jaw. Bell: both beauties reeling, respective forms badly degraded as both pairs of sensational legs threaten to give way.

Round 10: RIGHT HAND JENNIFER GARNER! Charlize beaten to the punch as her own right flutters over Garner's head - she corkscrews, nearly taking a knee, then straightens and staggers away as Jennifer surges forward AND GETS REJECTED! Theron won't be cleaned up on - she tilts forward, mindlessly pumping her arms back and forth, dosing Jen's breadbasket a thumping barrage of lefts and rights Garner has to back away from. Jennifer with a little more presence of mind at this point - she circles right, tapping her jab at CT's mouth or pancaking her breasts, stepping away from big hurt: Theron with no choice but to load up and swing away, hoping to answer Jen's gorgeous lead-off wallop. Jen masterful as she keeps her distance, spots her jab head and body, walking Theron into muscular clinches for ref's break. CT the aggressor down the stretch, walking Jen down, looking for decisive battle, but Jen refuses it.

Comes back UD10 for the winner and new Paramount Lightweight Champ: Jennifer Garner!

After: Charlize coming on beefy down the stretch, wading through Jennifer's hardest blows, putting Garner on her back in the 8th, but it's too little too late as Jennifer scrubs away for yet another victory. Theron moping in her corner, fighting back anguished tears - seeing Garner all dimply and victorious getting to be too much for the proudest warrior in boxing.

"It's got to be heartbreaking for her," Jennifer tells reporters, fidgeting with heavy gold strap across her shoulder. "Charlize loves to be on top, she expects to control her own destiny in the ring, but against me, she's just taking beatings. She's putty in my hands and it's tearing her up, knowing that there's nothing she can do about it now."

Beaten Theron gracious enough to share her thoughts, wiping away tears to compose herself for the cameras. "Jennifer's fighting brilliantly right now - really, really sharp! I didn't do what I trained to do tonight, but I'll tell you what - I was getting to Jen's body; and I learned some things that're going to turn everything around in the days to come. I gave her a little bit too much time to work me on the ropes - that was really the difference. If I box, punish her to the body and give her some lateral movement - I'll be back on track against Jennifer Garner."
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (X) by simguy 5-12-07

"I love this match up," special commentator Cat Bell says at ringside. "It's really a showcase for everything the lightweight division can aspire to. Two accomplished actresses; world-class beauties who are world-class fighters with wildly contrasting styles always makes for an interesting collision. Things aren't as personal between them as with Charlize and many of her other rivals - we'll really get to see boxing front-and-center, you know? What makes this so riveting is each fight between them IS important. When historians look back at this era to try and figure out who the best boxer of the generation was - this rivalry is one of the matched-pairs that's going to get a lot of scrutiny. Who do I like? I've backed each of them in previous fights, depending on how they've looked coming in, how their training camp has gone, etc. I have to say - this time - I think Charlize is the horse to bet on. I LOVE what she was able to do to Casta inside. Theron's setting down and getting into bodies like never before and that's CRITICAL to manage Garner in the ring. Charlie doesn't want to overdo it - if they fight inside all night long, Garner's going to win - but if Theron can just handle herself inside, push Jen back outside - then Charlize can extend on right hands and hurt Jennifer all night long. I'm pumped - I can't wait to see which of these girls brings her best tonight!"

Jennifer in pony tail, bright baby blue bra-style bikini, white gloves; Charlize long hair, green thong bikini, barefoot, yellow gloves.

Rd 1: Jen: dukes cheek high, menacing crouch as she bobs and weaves forward spitting stubby jabs, looking to work her way in, digging hooks to Charlize' waist early. Theron: elbows in, dukes up, crouching to receive Garner guard-on-guard, absorbing body blows, then answering dip-'n'-crank hooks, thumping away on stout Garner ribcage - keeping that right in tight, blocking Jen's hooks. Tanning two-way underneath very robust - but Charlize slowly able to get control, answering stoutly, then palm-pushing Jen back with both hands on shoulders. Hardworking rhythm as Garner is forced to regain position over and over again - Charlize dropping one-twos, charging rent for every inch of real estate.

Rd 2: Same battle lines drawn - no surprises. Garner's execution prevails, as does her will, in another close, hardfought, heat. Jen able to jab her way inside, then set up on Charlize' chest - working Theron back to ropes. CT hitting tight-swiping hooks up top; lifting heavy left uppercuts to Garner's ribcage as she's stepping back. On theh ropes however, Garner's able to exert extra pressure, getting off snappy - bobbing to avoid counters - ripping and snapping at the Theron bosom, bashing bell and ripping into ribs! Jennifer very strong on CT here - laying her face on Theron's chest, reaching to grab CT's biceps and wrestling her guard out of the way to DIG into her torso. Theron landing some heavy blows - and doing a great job of blocking - but getting outworked; breasts with a healthy pink glow; face welted up after two tough stanzas.

Rd 3: Charlize on her toes, feet spread wide, pulsing out a vicious jab early that Jen can't penetrate. Garner thoughtful - stepping out, hopping to her right, regrouping: Theron hopping to HER right, keeping that firm stick on Garner, doubling it - Jennifer fully occupied defending Charlize' authoritative poke. CT mixing in right hands - sharp, long, one-twos. Garner ducking, weaving abruptly, backpedaling with dukes up to parry this stuff. Minute mark - Charlize stalking Garner, walking her down. Blonde jabs brunette head; stoops, jabs tummy; feints the jab back to Jen's head and BRINGS THE RIGHT CROSS! Garner biting on the feint, doesn't see the right - SMASHING BLAST to chin catches Garner turning into the full force of the blast. Jennifer frozen a moment before CRASHING FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! Charlize striding to a neutral corner - but she may as well start celebrating - KO3 in shocking fashion as Jennifer lies out cold on her face for the full 10 count, and beyond!

After: Crowd in hysterics - KO3 Theron not on anyone's radar for this one but CT catches her rival with the hardest right hand Theron's ever thrown in competition. AND CT WANTS MORE! Theron patiently de-gloving, chatting with Janet Jones as liveried KruZher attendants gather Jen up, gently bring her around, then stand her up while Victoria's Secret models strap the stunned and confused Garner into that odious Victoria Secret Body Saddle. Jennifer all glassy eyed, bleating in outrage as the final cinch of the belly strap brings it all home - Charlize is going to ride Jennifer Garner and that's all there is to it! Theron glowing, majestic in victory - lifted into the saddle on Garner's back by Jessica Simpson and Jewel Kilcher - CT crouching on her mount with knees pressed jockey-style onto the leather pads above Jen's hips, tucking her bare feet up under her bottom as she grabs Jen's ponytail rains. Jen leaning into the padded shoulder straps, grimacing under the weight - strong, stout legs shivering as she's coaxed forward by her insistent rider. Theron urging speed with her knees, clucking tongue and a sharp THWAP with a leather crop provided by the leering Sharon Stone. Garner breaking into a staggering canter, trotting the perimeter of the ring. Mixed boos and cheers drown out the SMACK of Theron's crop as she rains offense on Jen's jiggling butt cheeks.

Cat Bell - disgusted - slams her headset down and screams "WHY?" as CT comes bouncing by. After several circuits of the ring, Garner's thick thighs give out and she staggers, then stumbles to her knees; ridden into panting exhaustion by her cruel blond tormentress.

"This's been a long time coming," Theron explains to BLONDE! Magazine reporters at ringside; dabbing her brow while Garner is unsaddled. "I've wanted to separate myself from Garner for a while now, but I've never had just the right moment to leave my mark on her. Tonight was perfect - the perfect punch; a flawless victory. She was vulnerable, broken, and helpless. I had to take advantage of the situation. It had to be, and I think Jennifer understands that! One of us had to put her foot down on the other. Had to!" (Their career record now 6-4 for Garner!)
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Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (XI) by simguy (later this year?)

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