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Match #1: Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (1st in their Best of 7 Challenge Series) by simguy 1-26-08

"I'm having the most fun of my whole career right now," be-dimpled Jen tells press row in prefight. "At first, I wasn't sure this would be for me - but the Saddle has really loosened me up and I think allowed me to grow as a fighter. I've always held back, my whole career: I've pulled back on the extra insurance punch; I haven't always followed up as hard on hurt prey as I could have - there was always this sense that I was restraining myself. I'm enjoying the rides after these fights - and I'm really enjoying winning again. When I stretched Romijn out all big and beautiful at my feet? I was absolutely thrilled. The knockouts I've scored in this tournament have pumped me up way more than usual, and I just think it's because the weight has been lifted - I can just go out there, beat girls up, and love it - and not have to worry about being 'Jen Garner: role model" - you know?"

Theron serious in prefight, about to embark on the toughest test of her career since reining in Cat Bell. "This fight, as you know, is bigger than the saddle championship," Charlize reminds press at the podium. "It's about the fact that the FCBA is now, no longer big enough for Jennifer Garner and myself. She wanted it this way - she's made her business to be in my business, and it's taken me a while, but I'm finally 100% committed to debunking this girl. She's tough, she's rugged, she's smart - a lot of you think she's too much for me - but that's exactly why I've got to address Jen now, with my full attention. When I'm finished, all boxing will have to reassess their assumptions from the last couple of years, and realize that I - Charlize Theron - still rule. I WILL break this woman, and it won't take me seven fights to do it."

Jen-crimson bikini, hair tied back, black gloves. Charlize-dark royal blue bikini w/gold chain connections, white gloves.
Round 1: Midring - Charlize e-z jabbin', just making contact while steppin' left. Garner dukes up, parrying, weaving poke, getting a feel for the rhythm. Theron popping jabs - right (back) foot swinging 'round behind to pivot her to the left - very graceful, heavy pulse on poke. Garner crouching, changing levels - doubling her jab while scooting forward: CT neatly loping back - extending her hands to push at Jen while backpedaling. Theron turning at the ropes, leggy ring generalship the dominant factor thus far. Final minute, CT triggers the right hand, skidding off Jen's raised guard: Jen looks to hook-off-the-block, but EATS THERON'S HOOK instead. Lanky lick - CT rolling her left shoulder through the motion, left elbow down as she catches Jen's jaw a torrid, swatting clout - Garner's legs hold her up, but she reels into ropes stunned. Charlize loping forward in wide stance, takes a quick half-step back to fade Garner's lunge, then licks JG another tasty left hook, drops the limber right hand and DOWN GOES GARNER! Jennifer facing into the blast jackknifes face-first to canvas - butt up as her legs still stamp a moment at canvas before she topples over to her left side. Bell sounds - Garner scrambling up as Charlize jogs happily to her corner: Jennifer swaying in her trainer's arms as smelling salts are snapped open early.
Round 2: CT loping out fast, then taking that neat little half step out as Jen's waving a left: Theron rock-steps back in with a slinging right, POUNDING Jen to chin. Garner's knees lock - she totters forward face-in-gloves: Theron pushes her knuckles at Jen's guard, dabs a tapping right up top, then CRANKS a lanky hook, pasting Jen between the eyes. Garner loosening, hands drooping: Charlize smooth, turns torso into lithe right hand, CLOUTING mouthpiece off Jen's teeth. Quick two-handed push from Charlize denies Jen's stumbling clinch attempt: another tapping right from the extended arm position sets up that whipcrack left off Garner's face. Right cross limber and lanky - crashes against Jen's face as CT turns her torso into the blast. CT steps right while extending arms to push - masterfully keeping her distance, then she leans into a RIFLING right to chin, swiveling Jennifer's head. DOWN GOES GARNER! Jennifer sprawling face first to canvas, this time deep in slumber and it's OVER! KO2 in shocking fashion - Charlize Theron!!
***
Afterward: CT jubilant - degloving and preening about the ring, twirling right index finger in the air shouting "SADDLE 'ER UP! SADDLE 'ER UP!" Garner gently brought around in stages - given the salts on her stool; reluctantly, mgmt turns her over to VS models who have been patiently waiting nearby with the black and silver "Saddle Classic".
Jen is buckled and strapped in, eyes blinking back tears - face still slack with KO'd astonishment. Theron hands clasped tightly at her chest, wriggling with anticipation as models prep the mount. Finally - Theron is hoisted into position, kneeling into Jen's back jockey-style on the pads resting against Jen's hips. Theron taking the reins of Jen's long brown hair, clicking her tongue - she coaxes strong-legged brunette into a boozy canter as VS models all stand around clapping and grinning.
Poor KO'd Jen a mess - blubbering and staggering under the weight of her tormentress. She makes 3 circuits of the ring before wobbling out of control and spilling into the canvas. Trembling on her right side, Jen is surrounded by gleeful, sleek models as Theron strides in majestic. "That's one, Jennifer," Charlize proclaims, beaming ear to ear. "Still having fun?"
Taking Klum by the wrist, CT's smile fades, eyes harden. "Ribs and thighs, Heidi. Bruise her." Theron steps across fallen Garner, walks away without looking back. Behind her, the sound of slender, bare feet slapping against thighs and buttock, thumping against sturdy torso; the breathy gasps and happy titters of lithe supermodels hard at work; the groans of Jennifer Garner before she slips back into unconsciousness.

++ (1-0 in 2008 w/more Garner to come!)

******

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is sitting near Skip Tracey and he observers her reaction at the supermodels abuse of the fallen Jennifer Garner. Suddenly, Skip realizes Mary is out of her seat and ducking under the ropes. She charges the supermodels like a linebacker and throws herself into a fierce chop block that sends supermodels flying in all directions like ten pins! Mary then picks herself up and starts dragging the unconscious Jennifer from the ring. Just as Mary rolls Jennifer under the ropes, she feels a hand clamp on her shoulder. She looks up to see Charlize Theron!
“Who invited you?” Charlize asks coldly.
Mary huddles over Jennifer, “She had enough, Miss Theron, someone had to save her.”
“And you would be…?”
“Mary Elizabeth Winstead,” Mary said, her heart pounding, but she kept her voice steady.
“This was MY fight with Garner. She knew the penalties. I don’t like meddlers.”
Behind Charlize, the supermodels had rallied and were surrounding the kneeling Mary and the prone Jennifer. Mary knew she was out-numbered, but she looked up at Charlize, “Just let me get her out of here, you can do whatever you want to me.”

Jennifer was stirring and she seemed to grasp what was going on. “Get out of here, kid.”
“That’s good advice,” Heidi Klum sneered.
“Quiet!” Charlize snapped. Then turned back to Mary, “I appreciate a bold gesture as much as anyone. But, really, Ms Winstead, you’re only embarrassing your colleague by rescuing her. I suggest you leave before I get angry.”
Mary nodded, but what she did was to roll out of the ring, carrying Jennifer with her. She helped Jennifer to her feet. Garner was swaying, but erect. Charlize leaned against the ropes as though considering going after the pair.
“Please,” Heidi begged. “We can give them both a beatdown.”
Charlize turned again. “You’ve taken care of Garner. She knows which of us is superior, that will be enough for the rest of the series.”
“But the Winstead girl…” Heidi protested.
“She has spirit. I prefer to deal with her myself…at some future time,” Charlize replied.
Heidi and the other supermodels looked disappointed, but Charlize swept away, unconcerned with their feelings.
Meanwhile, Mary helped Jennifer backstage, where Mandy Moore, Rachel McAdams, Hayden Panettiere and Danielle Harris had rallied with Virginia Madsen in case they were needed. (Sarah Carter was conspicious by her absence). Jennifer was clearly aching and exhausted, but her mind was clearing.
“You didn’t need to do that,” Jennifer sighed. “You’re going to regret it.”
“I just couldn’t stand it. I won’t regret it even if I have to wear that crummy saddle,” Mary declared.
Jennifer only groaned, not for herself, but for her reckless young stablemate.

******

Match #2: Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (2nd in their Best of Seven Challenge) by simguy 2-9-08

"Pressure," Charlize smiles in prefight. "Squeeze some girls, and they focus; others crumple. Garner's imploding under the weight of this moment: she didn't think it'd be this big - didn't think it'd be this hard - but it's all coming crashing down on her now. It takes a while to get my attention - Cat Bell, I didn't notice at the start - Gena Lee, Naomi Campbell - on and on. But when I turn my full focus on you, you hurt. Jennifer's learning that now, but it's too late. I'm looking at dead-woman walking here, just marching into the beatings that are going to finish her up in this sport."

Outside - in downtown L.A., and on the Las Vegas strip - huge posters of either woman adorn the sides of skyscrapers; trade papers carry full two-page spread ads, shrieking about the upcoming contest. Never in the history of boxing have two A list actresses placed so much prestige on the line: Charlize is bang on when she talks about the pressure.

"It's like the Super Bowl," Jennifer admits at the podium. "I've had a bad opening drive and everyone's wondering if I'm just going to get steamrolled now. I looked bad in that first fight - I'll admit it - but it was the FIRST fight. Don't talk to me now about pressure - talk to me in the 7th fight what I'm feeling. Right now, all I need to do is dig at Charlize. That's it: just dig at her. I dig, she'll fall - it's just that simple." Jen in electric blue bikini with bra top, sturdy bottoms - hair tied back off her face; white gloves. She waits in the ring as a giant Oscar statue is lowered some 40 feet to the ring to the strains of Copeland's "Fanfare for the Common Man." Garner rolls her eyes, turns away when Theron exits the statuette to crashing cymbals. CT in clingy gold lame crop top - short baby doll sleeves, deep scoop front, bare midriff to gold bikini bottoms; white gloves. Theron grinning making eye contact during ring instructions: Garner impassive, glaring back - she knows Theron's just trying to make the moment even more gigantic on purpose.
Round 1: CT: wide stance, loose limbs - she bends into a limber one-two, lifts her hook back up into Jen's midriff all supple and lanky. Jen hooks CT's mouth, then hooks gold top, misses a right as Theron's leaning back out of range. Theron stepping into her stance in good order, fetches Garner the lanky right uppercut as JG steps in: girls trade fierce hooks, ringing each other's chins. Theron reloads - her left hand dangling at her thigh as she slings the right to Jennifer's chin: Garner covers up earmuff, stoops low to slip under CT's whippy hook. Theron steps away - crowd roaring at the blistering early exchange: rest of the round more cautious as CT circles, lifts the up jab off her hip and steers Garner for points.
Round 2: Theron dangling the left hand - very relaxed as she dips and rips a right uppercut to Garner's chin, neatly picking Jen up in her crouch. CT leaning back on her hips while backpedaling - Garner swings through her hook, sweeping air. Charlize grinning, loping left while jabbing: JG bobbing/weaving, trying to work her way in low. Midway through, CT lifts that lanky right uppercut to Jen's chest while dangling the left: Theron brightens as she scores, leans back and CATCHES HARD TO CHIN! Garner stepping-with, brings her feet and leans into a crashing right - SPRAWLING THERON TO HER BACK! Charlize propping up on her elbows, shocked with hurt: Garner jogs business like to neutral corner eyes blazing. CT rolls gingerly up off her hip, takes a swaying 8, digs in as HERE COMES JENNIFER! Garner doubling up the jab, rifling a straight right palm-down into CT's torso: Charlize draping back against ropes, hands at temples. Rip-roaring rights and lefts - rigid, rapid - rock the Theron waistline - TORRID burst has CT gasping, slouching forward. GARNER HAMMERS JUGG! Jennifer keeping elbows in, shrugs up into that playful gold top, pounding away with chugging hup-hup. Theron gurgling, blonde curls in her eyes, lips parting as Jennifer gets in thick: golden goddess slumps against ropes, sponging it up stunned at the bell. Ref has to pull Garner off: Jen in slugging trance, not listening to instructions.
Round 3: Charlize visibly hurt - she lifts that right uppercut while her left hand dangles negligently at her side: Garner absorbs the body blow, then answers a SCREAMING right hand over the top - smashing Theron's head flat against her right shoulder and DOWN GOES CHARLIZE! Theron's feet stay planted as torso lists to the right - she thunders to canvas, lying on her back with hands up, elbows planted in canvas, eyelashes buzzing. Garner roaring, pounding her chest - usually stoic brunette finally releasing pent up emotions at the sight of ruined beauty. Theron cringing, shabby as she sits up, rolls to her right, gingerly rises: she's swaying hurt at the ropes, nodding dimly for ref to let it go. ON COMES GARNER! Jenny G stepping in muscular: slight crouch; elbows in/hands up; quick touch of both her knuckles against CT's gloves, then a short, pounding left takes CT in her top! Short, stamping right pounds chest; short straight left pancakes jug, then a left hook to the waist as Jen just squares away, jamming in straight, palm-down punches; working up torso and down on CT! Theron open-mouthed in wonder - head lolling as her torso takes a drumming. Charlize reaching to clinch behind the head - Jennifer sliding out of the grip, keeps hands moving: straight, jamming punches up the middle to chest setting up wider, hooking punches to head. Constant, thudding bombardment - Theron drowsy, tilting forward and back, hands up but limp and in the final moments - THERON GOES DOWN AGAIN! Simple bludgeoning attrition finally sends CT wilting to all fours sobbing, ashen faced: it's as bad a body-thumping as she's ever taken in a single round.
Round 4
: Charlize in tatters, but grimly competitive: she's looking to slug flat footed for respect. Jennifer doubling up the piston jab, shaking Charlize, spooking her with the sudden right hand to chin, mopping up hooks: Theron hustled to ropes where Garner can square away and operate. Theron woozy - eyes half-closed: she's tipping side to side, hands up at her face, taking punches then answering back with limber licks and swats. Garner coldblooded - mitts at her chin as she bobs and weaves on the spot, snatching short, curling lefts and rights to Theron's head and body in equal measure. Brutal attrition meted out: Garner implacable, tireless, and immovable: Theron does land the odd dip-and-rip uppercut to no effect. Jen just putting it to CT hard - brunette moving her head, bringing her hands back, punching snappy at blonde midsection, arms, breasts and head.
Round 5: Charlize flat footed, badly worn, but she wades to midring, greets Jen with a muscular right uppercut to body. Jen counters with the chopping right to chin - just missing as CT tips torso-right, then Theron tips torso-left to slop the right cross to Garner's chin. Jennifer soaks it well - dips down, thumps right/left off CT's waist, then straightens to exchange clapping hooks to chin. Torrid back and forth - Theron stabilizing her front, shortening up her stroke and scoring well - Garner frowning as she can't impose will on visibly hurt prey. Charlize doing wonders with that right uppercut - starting her sequences with it and cleaning up well with hooks and crosses: Garner forced to step back at times, checked hard to head and body. Jennifer willing to take, then answer - chopping short rights from her crouch, taking Charlize on her chin: blonde curls shimmer as time and again Jen lands clean. Crowd oohing and aahing at the ping-ponging action: two strong-willed combatants standing toe-to-toe, maintaining professional form and hammering each other senseless in a brutal fifth.

Round 6: Jennifer pre-empts with her jab - spitting it double, then rocking CT a short right cross out of the crouch. Theron backpedaling, hands low: Garner able to step-with and nail rights and lefts as she comes, pounding Theron to ropes. CT groans, clasps Jen behind the head: Garner plows in, keeps hands free, works savagely to Charlize's trembling gut and thighs (ruled unintentional - CT was pushing down). Pumping Garner lefts and rights have Theron gasping - blonde finally able to reach behind the elbows, pulling Jen close for ref's break. Siege develops: Theron hurt but serviceable at ropes, well dug in: Garner pushed back by the ref after breaks, then wading back in to pound at the defenses. Jennifer dukes collected at chin, constantly bobbing her head/rotating her torso to move her head. Jen smashing at Charlize's biceps with short, curling, flat-knuckle bludgeoning. Jen stamping at CT's top with short, blunt, straight rights and lefts. Jen working down torso, pounding straight palm-down lefts and rights into that suspect Theron breadbasket. Charlize grimacing, tilting forward, sitting in the ropes as relentless beat goes on - and on! CT in stupor, legs braced in wide A: she'll turn her torso side to side, pulling short lefts or rights around in tight arcs, trying to clip the ever-bobbing Jen with little success. Bell: Garner turns away with a grin, leaving CT shabby at ropes.
Round 7: Right uppercut Charlize: Theron all lanky - arching her back, popping hips-left to clip the shot to chin: Jen's not shaking it off. Garner forward behind her mitts, not punching: Theron eases right foot back a smidge, skids the right uppercut off the top of Jen's presented scalp, then slops a buggy whip right hand fat and loud to Jennifer's flank. Withering blast buckles Jen's knees, encouraging CT: Theron from the same wide stance pops hips-right, dragging a lanky hook up into Jennifer's body. CT with a quick knuckling of Jen while pivoting right, resets her feet and hips, clipping the outside-in right uppercut, picking Jen's face up groggy/pretty from her mitts. DOWN GOES GARNER! Jennifer spilling to all fours, suddenly shabby with hurt: Theron lifts right mitt, swaying slightly as she brays into the roaring audience. Shaky 8 Jen G - she wanders off the ropes, dukes at mouth: Charlize steps-to, knuckles gently at Jen's mitts, then dips left to CRANK that hook to body. Big, whipping shot all legs, hips and shoulders - Jennifer crying out, buckling forward in distress. CT with a light swipe of her right hand at Jen's temple, then a VICIOUS right hand buggy-whipped above the left hip: Garner baby-stepping forward, burying face in gloves. CT pushes into Jen to halt her, then eases right foot back to get room for a lugging right up underneath, followed by a lanky, limber left. Rangy right uppercut skids off Jen's guard; lashing hook takes her in under the elbows; curling hook claps right ear as CT turns her torso into a short-circumference swipe. Garner's thighs ringing in alarm, knees giving way: Charlize able to touch at her girl to measure, then pop hips to get slinging leverage on every walloping punch. JENNIFER GOES DOWN AGAIN! Strapping, lanky barrage finally sends Garner wilting to all fours: she's panting, badly battered as Theron lifts mitts and crows groggy. Count delayed as Theron's lingering in the ares, hooting and carrying on - forcing ref to body her away.
Round 8: Jennifer's hurt; Charlize is hurt: both girls mindlessly will themselves to midring to initiate fresh mayhem. CT in wide stance, supple limbs and torso twisting and curling into lanky shots, slopping hard to Jennifer's midsection and jaw. Jen bobbing and weaving, chopping right hands into the openings, checking and rechecking Charlize' chin; cudgeling away short n' snappy to body. Charlize likes to step back and walk Jen into the right uppercut; Garner stepping-with, accepts that risk in order to get her chopping right onto Charlize' jaw. Back and forth reeling slugfest - both girls rocked and stunned but down the stretch, Charlize licks that right uppercut, picking Jen's face up perfect. Garner mouth open, eyes shut, eyebrows high: Charlize bends in a slinging right overhand, clobbering Garner to jaw. Heavy blast spanks Jen's face aside - she totters on the spot a moment before tumbling face-first to mat. Crowd shrieking to it's feet - Charlize staggering away in tears of relief: poor Jen rolls to her back - left arm over her eyes as she shudders, trying to shake off the KO. JENN BEATS THE COUNT!!! Bravest moment of Garner's career sees her fight her way off her back, climb ropes and be standing in ruins at the bell.
Round 9
: Charlize wading out open-mouthed - she's spent, SO close to stopping Garner last round; Jen beating the count was equivalent to landing a fresh barrage of punches to war-weary Charlize. They fall in at the stagger - slugging mindlessly - bodies tumbling into ropes. Jennifer wrestles Charlize into cables - palming shoulders roughly, preventing CT's neck clasp. Tidy right/left to belly bumps the breath from Charlize - she jerks forward, face pinched. Short, cudgelling work to either arm and flank numbs CT. Garner beating her torso like a drum; shoving CT upright against ropes to stamp those breasts again and again! Charlize' head lolling badly, hands loose, collected beneath her chin - she's starting to get rag-dolled. "DIG, JEN - DIIIIIIG!" Garner's corner exhorts: Jennifer bending to the task, pumping leather to Charlize's Oscar-winning torso. Short punches, propping elbows; bumping shoulders, scrubbing head: Jennifer constantly AT and ON her girl - jostling, slugging, working. Theron swooning - wallowing on the ropes, eyelashes fluttering as Jennifer beats her without mercy. Final minute - brutal right hand chops across, belting CT's head back over the ropes: head flops back forward, mouthpiece dribbling off teeth as CT's torso tilts woozy to port. More punches from Jen - she's just back-straight, jamming out the straight lefts and rights - stamping at CT's slumbering face and DOWN GOES CHARLIZE! Theron crumbling sideways to her right, rolling to her back under the ropes, hands up above her head. IT'S OVER! KO9 Garner as Charlize can't get off her back!
Afterward: Garner collapsing in tears in her corner; Charlize helped to her stool and coddled - brutal, brutal contest lives up to all the hype as these two simply WRECKED each other tonight. Garner answers, and answers, with vigour - brunette dug deep, used up her foe in a fight so savage, many pundits wonder if this thing CAN go seven, much less will it. "They'll have to," says Cat Bell in ringside interview as neither combatant is fit to stand for an interview. "If it comes down to it, they can and will fight seven. God help them if they do - but I know these women, and they will be in their swimsuits, ready to go on the night if needed." Bell visibly concerned in the aftermath of this fight: action simply too desperate and savage for cheap gloating on her part.

******

Match #3: Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (3rd in their Best of Seven Challenge) by simguy 3-7-08

"I just won't let her have this," Charlize says, drawing a hand down her torso to indicate what she's planning to deny her rival. "It's simple. I'm going to get long on Jennifer and control her. There's no excuse for her getting inside and banging on me - that only happens when I get lazy in a fight, and it's not going to happen in THIS fight." Garner upbeat - rousing overhaul of Charlize last time out has brunette in high spirits.

"I've shown I'm stronger bodied than Charlize," says Jennifer all dimply. “And I've proven I'm stronger-willed. This Best of Seven format plays to my strengths - determination, resolve, endurance. Bit by bit Charlize is starting to realize that she's bitten off more than she can chew. There's a long way to go and a LOT of punches to throw - but I think the enormity of it is crushing Charlize. I truly do."

Theron in rich, royal blue bikini; gold-chain links at hips; white gloves. Garner in crimson bikini, black gloves; hair in a crown braid.
Round 1: TORRID SLUGGING! Girls closing, turning into vicious haymakers early - CHARLIZE CHOPPED TO ONE KNEE! Theron up quickly, shaking her head in foggy disbelief - Garner nailing a short, clubbing right hand to left ear has Golden Goddess wobbly butt just moments in. Jennifer in with jabs, POUNDING a straight right to Charlize' left breast; Theron back with the right uppercut/left hook - GARNER SCOOTS TO HER REAR! Jennifer up blinking in astonishment, shaky-legged: ON COMES CHARLIZE! looping lariat right hand takes Jen behind left ear, clubbing her in a little counterclockwise circle around CT. Theron bending into lashing rights - Jennifer forming earmuff, ducking under them. OH - Charlize snatches a vicious hook off Jennifer's abs - CT widening stance, twisting into hellish blows from either side. Garner bleak, stunned - final minute belongs to Charlize as she loads up, wails away long-limbed haymakers at Garner's prepared defenses. Bell: Jennifer cut at the hairline, stumbling - Theron hooting in derision as blonde fists win a blazing, brawling first.
Round 2: Charlize settles in behind her jab, looking to control Jennifer midring. Wide stance for CT - she's issuing jabs off the front foot, hooking off the jab, pivoting left - keeping Garner well to the outside. CT's legs limber, lithe as she turns her foe - doubling up the poke, smashing at Jen's raised hands and skull. Garner weaving side to side, occasionally bashing back at Theron's ribcage - but Charlize dictating range, tempo through 2.
Round 3: Garner doubles up the jab, collapses distance on Charlize - Garner able to fight off CT's chest much of the round. Jen putting together withering combinations to Theron's ribs, flanks, chest and lats - clubbing back and forth with rigid, side to side briskness. Charlize standing her ground - leaning in on Jen, dipping and digging the left uppercut off the front (left) foot - blonde gouging at brunette midsection in spots. Late the round - punishing Garner body blows have CT loosened up - Theron taking clean, clubbing blows about her temples and jawlines as her guard drops in response to the pummelling downstairs.
Round 4: Jennifer jabbing in, POUNDING the right under CT's left breast. Gasping, Charlize wilts back into ropes, cringing. Garner squaring away - pushing her head in between CT's mitts, working the body with vicious, side to side swat. Theron grimacing, stacked up at ropes and absorbing punishment - she's not having much luck getting off - reduced to cupping her hands around Jen's ears, pulling brunette head down and tieing her up behind the elbows. Good scrounging, wriggling work from Garner - she's fighting off CT's chest, just bashing non-stop at the goodness as long blonde legs stiffen.
Round 5: CT looking to elongate - trying to jab off the front foot: Garner weaving side to side, spitting back a stubby, destructive jab of her own chases blonde to ropes. Chopping right to tbe jaw ragdolls Theron against cables, eyelashes fluttering: Garner cleans up with a thudding series of left and right roundhouses to the ribcage. CT gurgling, harmed amidships - she folds forward, ties up behind the elbows, glomming on for ref's breaks. Jen pushed back, but she dives back in with a slamming right to the heart - constant pressure on CT's svelte torso has blonde breaking down. Theron mouth breathing - taking a beating to her arms and chassis, but answering back in spots; she's dipping and ripping left uppercuts to some effect, taking Garner in her sturdy stomach. Bell: Garner lands a late right hand to left breast; right hook to tummy; sitting Charlize in ropes as ref moves in barking warnings.
Round 6: Charlize trying to unpack that jab - Jennifer weaving it well, answering with crunching right hand counters under Theron's outstretched left, hammering those Oscar-winning breasts; smashing golden ribs. CT driven to the ropes AGAIN - Janet Jones screaming at Charlize to get off there, but Garner not cooperating. Jen squaring away, chin tucked, shoulders hunched - she's just going at Charlize methodical, pounding her blonde's biceps, flanks, breasts, ribs with cudgeling efficiency. Charlize grunting, slumping forward behind her mitts as she ships it to the body: tired clinching from Theron as she pulls Jennifer in for ref's breaks. All Garner through 6 - systematically reducing Theron with non-stop attrition.
Round 7
: CT jabbing, then leaning back - she's able to evade Garner's counter right hand, coming back with a HARD straight right to chin, finally backing Jennifer off. Pair of Theron jabs punches Jen's face back - brunette staring, groggy, eats a shattering right cross as Theron bends in and fetches it to chin. Charlize extends both hands, pushing Jennifer while sidestepping right - Charlize's eyes blazing as stance widens, anchoring her for power. Jabs pump in over Jen's left shoulder, punching her cheek: another right hand lands flush, torquing Jen's head hard to starboard. Jennifer's knees buckle - she stumbles forward to clinch: Charlize with another push, sidesteps right, maintains her attack off Jen's left shoulder. Pair of jabs punches Jen's face back, stunning her; wide left hook slaps Jen's face, sweeps her mitts aside; CRASHING RIGHT HAND LANDS TO CHIN! Head-swivel JG - Garner swaying a moment on the spot, then THUNDERING TO HER BACK! Jennifer twitchy, hands up above her head, face lolling gently side to side - it's OVER! KO7 in shattering fashion - Charlize Theron!
Afterward: Theron giddy - leaping into the arms of Janet Jones and celebrating a huge come-from behind KO of hated Garner. BLONDE! Magazine quick to trumpet the victory: "For the first time, Charlize proved she could absorb a beating from Jennifer, then come back strong to knock the brunette hussy out. It's a huge accomplishment: CT now knows she can go rounds with this girl - the fight isn't necessarily Garner's if it goes past three. And most importantly, it's becoming more and more apparent that Jennifer can't take Charlize's right hand. The big eraser in this match up belongs to Theron, and that's a telling factor in any best of seven series.

******

Match #4: Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (4th in their Best of Seven Challenge) by simguy 3-21-08

"I've seen the look in Jennifer's eyes before," Charlize purrs in prefight. "It's the look Cat Bell had when I reeled her in and passed her by. That dawning realization that I'm gobbling her up and there's nothing she can do about it. She looks at my legs during weigh ins, and it breaks her heart! Jennifer started this thing thinking she was going to sweep me from the ring. Look at her now: hanging by a thread and getting ready to eat a big fat slice of humble pie. I LOVE it!"

Garner calm, tight at the podium: Jen's back to the wall in what most regard as a must-win fight for her. "I know what's at stake, and I know what I have to do," Jennifer says, all business. "I have to beat Charlize - anyway, anyhow - nobody on my team wants to go down 3 to 1 against this woman. It's too late to change anything - I'm going to go with my A game - she's going to go with hers - and the best woman is going to take this thing. But make no mistake: I am winning this fourth fight!"

Theron- rich royal blue bikini; white gloves; wavy blonde toussle. Garner- scarlet bikini; black gloves; hair tied back; pretty crown braid.
Rounds 1-2: Tactical boxing - hard fought negotiations midring. Garner looking to establish heartpunch - spritzing jabs at Theron's face; driving in ramming right hands beneath CT's left breast. Theron looking to establish her jab, leaning into short rights up top, then gouging in underneath with short, jagged left uppercuts to Garner's sternum off the front (left) foot. Both women fielding hard touches from the other - both taking the shots well, giving the other nothing. Jen takes the first, Theron the second in nip-tuck action.
Round 3: Jennifer forward behind stubby jabs/driving right hands to Theron's ribs: Charlize hits ropes at minute mark - mouth open, eyes wincing.
Jennifer squares away, beats Theron without mercy. Garner relentless on her blonde - knuckling Theron's biceps back; pushing her her head into either CT shoulder; elbow-nudging CT, shouldering her into ropes. Big-spank dished to Theron's waistline - great whacking hacks bouncing off firm abs: Theron gurgling, folding forward, long arms looking to tie Garner up. Jen won't have it - pushing CT off, roughing her up with forearms across the face - always denying Theron clinches. Brutal, bashing body work softening Charlize - lowering her hands - Jen clubbing away tidy rights and lefts in close, bouncing Theron's skull around on long, limp neck. A terrible pasting - CT reeling upright at ropes, windblown, lithe legs holding her up, but she's being reduced in stages by muscular Garner grinding assault. Bell: Charlize wobbly-butt, lips parted, hair in her eyes as Garner pushes up off steaming blonde victim. 10-8 round without a knockdown: Garner stomping back to her corner with a furious scowl; Theron unsteady, left hand on top rope as she wanders to her corner hurrrrt.
Round 4:
Jennifer back on Charlize: stubby jabbing driving Theron back; heavy, pulverizing right hands straight to the ribcage and heart forcing Theron ropeside. CT whimpering from those right hands - reaching her left hand round behind Jen's head to pull it down: Garner bulling her way in again - shoulders and elbows writhing to deny Charlize good clinches. Theron badly beaten about her midsection again, but she's fighting back: CT holding with her left hand/curling short right uppercuts inside; CT dipping to her left, snatching a left uppercut whippy off Jen's ribs. Garner won't be moved - she's on Charlize' chest, bumping, mauling, pushing - greedy brunette fists sampling tummy, tits, ribs and temples with a no-frills, non-stop bludgeoning.
Round 5: Jennifer with another good first minute - but Theron resistance stiffening: blonde able to keep her back off the ropes with sidestepping evasion and a renewed stiffness on her jab. Second minute - Theron stepping to the right, leaning in with long right crosses: she's starting to find the range. Garner getting her chin toggled - she's out on the end of CT's punch, unable to collapse distance: brunette eyes glassing up, lips parting as she starts to break down. End of second minute - Jen pushing in eats a glorious right uppercut: Theron brightening as Jen's head jerks up and back; swift blonde hook smacks the mouthpiece off Garner's teeth. JG tottering backwards, head bobbling: CT able to step-with, lean in, drive the right cross through to chin and JENNIFER GOES DOWN! Garner blown onto her back - agonized as she rolls slowly over her right side, trying to push up to her knees. Theron roaring, pounding her chest, strutting the ring: Garner wills herself to her feet, barely beating the count. Down the stretch, CT batting her mitts together as she wades in: JG covers up earmuff, sits in ropes and ships a terrible beating as Theron concentrates on placing strapping whacks in behind either elbow to bell. As fighters separate - turning back to back - CT with a big grin makes a giant circle with her right arm, swinging it up, around and behind to clap a palmful of firm Garner backside. Jennifer turning woozy, hurt but not about to let Theron's sauce stand: ref intercepts as Theron's strutting away, not even looking back once.

Round 6: Charlize aggressively to midring, assuming wide, puncher's stance. Stiff jabs punish Garner, force her to cover and crouch midring. Theron sliding forward, closing distance: she's turning into tight-circumference rights and lefts - twisting her torso into the licks, bending to either side on follow through. Garner slipping low under some, but not all of it: Charlize mitts bouncing hard off skull, shoulders. Theron getting big after a strong first minute - getting off, then pushing Jennifer back, walking her down and leaning into hateful right hands. Garner covering and rolling - getting slugged, shoved around. CT tightening up stroke - shrugging in tidy left or right uppercuts in close; hooking the body while keeping the right hand nice and tight to cheek. Jennifer's strong legs buckle and tremble: she's getting clobbered, bulled around. Bell: Theron with a huge grin, leans in almost nose to nose to force meanspirited eye contact: ref moves in before Charlize' taunting can prompt a response.
Round 7: All Charlize, all the time - flat-footed, wide-stanced - slugging with authority, twisting into those tight-arc power punches, then pushing Garner off/walking her down. Jennifer really busting up tragic about her eyes - she's in earmuff most of the time, bobbing in under Theron's whistling lefts and rights - but CT dipping and ripping uppercuts as well, neatly solving Jen's guard. CT coming forward always and everywhere - bringing harm, forcing heartbreaking retreat on Garner. Loud, strapping body shots sound out from Jen's waist as CT pops svelte hips, licks either mitt across: it's just a relaxed, thorough beat down, blonde to brunette. Garner able to keep her back off the ropes, but staying in range almost the whole time, takes just about the same beating as if she were lounging on the apron.
Round 8: Ain't broke - CT's not fixin' it. Theron steppin' to her girl - elbows in, fists chin high - dipping to dig in short uppercuts; twisting to pull tight-arc lefts and rights across; stepping in with her shoulder or forearm to bump Jen back. Garner more combative - crouching in her earmuff - countering off the block or slip and scoring meaty whacks against Theron's Oscar winning midring and ribs. Charlize willing to take the blows as she's coming forward and being the boss: Garner outslugged at least 2 to 1 as Charlize finishes up grinnin' through 8.
Round 9: CRAZY slugging! CT trying to take Jen out with uppercuts - Garner brushed back, but undaunted: she steps back, gets Theron slugging from too far out, then steps back in with a short, jarring right to chin as Theron's right uppie sails high. Big blonde head-swivel - crowd oohing and aahing as Garner lands flush: Charlize put wobbly butt - forming up earmuff in an attempt to rally. Garner over to offence: vicious right/left across Theron's ribs has her biting down on a scream; Jennifer pushing forward for the first time in many minutes. Jen rough with her head - pushing it in between Charlize' mitts, butting Theron's left eye. Noggin to noggin they work: CT curling oily uppercuts through in close confines; Jennifer getting off to the ribs and waist, then arching her back to curl her own inside-uppercuts clean to chin. Theron beaten to ropes - final minute sees her form A-frame with her legs - butt in ropes as she tilts forward: HAMMER AND TONGS! Garner HAMMERING at Theron's waist; Charlize gasping, then answer back uppercuts from her earmuff guard, taking Jen to chin. Garner won't be backed off - she POUNDS Theron's breasts - pancaking those puppies with savage criss-cross stamping - beating the mouthpiece off CT's teeth through sheer concussive force. Theron weepy with hurt - growing sluggish - but still lifting her uppercuts through. By the bell, groggy Theron hoisting weak, ill-advised punches as Jennifer's CLOBBERING away to either jawline, getting much the better of it at the bell.
Round 10: Theron shabby off her stool - hair in her eyes, mouth open - but groggily stumbling forward, looking to give battle. Garner's eyes swollen to slits, face badly swollen - she closes, reaches her left arm in under CT's right arm, once again butting Charlize in the cheek as girls snuggle-up. Theron trying to disengage - not happening as Jen crowds - Garner stuffing her right hand to Theron's tummy while walking her back into the ropes. CT cupping her hands around Jen's ears, trying to pull her close: Garner's shoulders rotating, arms thrashing, fists beating against war-torn blonde tummy. Jen won't be clinched - Charlize gurgling, controlling Jen's head but taking a terrible beating about her middle. Garner finally comes off body with a right uppercut - splitting Charlize's mitts, rocking Theron upright against ropes. Glorious left hook POUNDS against blonde jaw, swiveling that majestic head! CT'S LOOSE AND STUNNED! Theron in stupor - hands drooping, eyelashes blinking out S.O.S and JENNIFER GOES ALL IN! Left hand props CT in her chest as the right hand crashes through to face; right hand props in CT's chest as a pair of left hooks rips at her tummy. Back and forth, back and forth - Jen just stacking Theron up and battering her and THERON GOES DOWN! Charlize taking punches - tilting forward - Jennifer digging short left and right uppercuts, picking CT up in her ribs as she's slowly jack-knifing to canvas. Theron rolling onto her back, shuddering with hurt, hands at her sides: right leg lifts, kicks out, heel slamming against canvas. That's all she can muster - just that right leg lifting/kicking/stretching out - the rest of Theron is KOed.

KO10 in savage fashion - Jennifer Garner!
Afterward: Garner collapsing in tears in her corner - beaten beyond recognition, but willing herself to overhaul her tormentress. Theron tender and helpless as she's slowly brought around - golden goddess breaks down into exhausted tears when it dawns on her that once again, she's been used up by her determined rival. "I've fought off Theron leads twice in this series," a battered Jen manages in postfight. "It's time for me to take the initiative and put her under pressure. Nobody on my team is celebrating this win - it means nothing. Fight five will see me take the lead from Charlize, and we'll see how SHE likes fighting with her back to the wall!"

******

Match #5: Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (5th in their Best of Seven Challenge) by simguy 4-5-08

Jenny O'Dell and Cat Bell special guest-star commentators at ringside. Jenny, winner of two grueling best of sevens and rightly recognized as an expert in the form. Bell, a long time rival of Charlize Theron and author of several articles on ‘Theron-busting strategy.’
Jenny: "To my mind - Garner understands the situation she's facing when she talks about how it's time to put Charlize on the defensive. She knows she's been repulsing Charlize up to this point - but to win this, Jen needs to take the lead in the series and force Charlize to respond. In my series, I had Ali and Krista beaten mentally very early on. We're not seeing that here - neither has broken the other's spirit - yet.
Cat: "That's right Jenny: these girls are both supremely confident, willful women who can shake off defeat and come back strong - and the trick is for one to find SOMETHING which will break the other's will. To be fair - you were fighting B-to-B+ fighters in your series: this is a different level all together. Both Charlize and Jen want to win by a landslide tonight - an early KO or TKO - something to really throw the other back on her heels and make her blink. Otherwise, this WILL go seven and I don't know that either will ever be the same after."
Jen: "I think you might be projecting a little there, Cat," Jenny chuckles, "not everyone's as preoccupied with ring damage as you. These girls are rugged - they can handle 7 fights in a pressure-cooker - but I do agree that neither wants it. To avoid a 7th fight - you're right - someone's got to put her foot down and take charge tonight. Best of 7 series are as much mental as physical. Charlize and Jennifer's BODIES have fought each other to a standstill: it's time for their mind to step up and win this. Oh, and Ali Landry was no “B+” fighter when I fought her. AFTER the series, she was clearly diminished - but she came in one of the dominant brunettes of her era; which includes you, I guess."
Cat: "We can debate your 'accomplishments' another time - including the concept of ring damage, Miss I-got-my-butt-kicked-bad-by-Jenny-McCarthy! Tonight - this is going to be a real struggle of wills. Both girls are going to go for something big early. It's worth it to gamble right now - a huge win for either puts inconceivable pressure on the other. I have to say - I like Charlize here - I really do. I think deep down, she's the more willful woman: when she's hurt tonight - and she will be hurt - she's going to dig down and fight through it. Jennifer's not going to be able to match the extra gear that Theron can summon in these kinds of situations."
Jen: "I've got to back Garner - tonight and for the series. She's always been steadier, more consistent, and stronger mentally than Charlize. She's just a tougher, more durable fighter and I think this series is all about durability. Over these last 3 fights, we'll see the accumulated punishment take it's toll on Theron, and Jennifer's really going to start separating herself."
Theron in rich royal blue fighting bikini, crisp white gloves; Garner in scarlet bikini, black gloves, battle braid.
Round 1: Theron strong to midring - pumping jabs. Garner blocks, bends low, hops in to hook Charlize' chest. CT weight on back (right) foot: right uppercut rings Jen's bell. CT licks the hook across - nice and supple - twisting torso-right to pull it tight. Jen takes it well, jams the straight right to CT's ribs; doubles the straight right to ribs, palm down. Bangin' back and forth - CT snarling, showing teeth - twisting lithe into curling, lashing lefts and rights as she backs up. Jen bobbing, countering out of the crouch, pounding at Charlize' torso and backing her up. Final two minutes TORRID action: Theron snarling, stacked up against ropes, legs in a wide A-frame, twisting into lanky lefts and rights in the horizontal plane. Garner bobbing low - making CT miss over the top, then hammering back chop-fists; hooks; straight rights; right uppercuts. Jen rough with her noggin and shoulders - leaning in to bump CT upright against ropes before pummeling her fresh. By the final moments, Theron's face-in-gloves, shipping a beatdown as crowd's roaring in approval at the output.
Round 2: Charlize strong to midring - shakes her head and shouting "NO!" at Jen. Theron pumps the jab, turns into a lanky right hand, back with a rangy hook. CT very limber-bodied - twisting into the shots, slinging 'em onto Jen in tight-circumference arcs. Theron still swishing over top at times, but coming back underneath with lanky left uppercuts lugged up and in: Garner fielding big blonde thump in her tummy and ribs. Jennifer's output dropping - she's getting hit more, backed up: CT in wide stance - really pouring it on with lanky gusto. Theron hooting after scoring, letting Jen hear about: very lively, vocal Charlize wins the second with uncompromising, bandy-limbed slugging.
Round 3: Midring: CT leans in a right hand off a jab - ducked by Garner. Charlize twitches torso-right like she's bringing the hook, then abruptly twisting torso-left to SLAM THE RIGHT HAND HOME! Gorgeous, slinging blast - CT's long legs and back propelling that whippy delivery swivels Jen's head and GARNER GOES DOWN! Garner wobbling away a few steps, then sinking to all fours! Theron crowing: "HOW'D THAT FEEL? HUH?" Jen beats the count: Theron hops down off the neutral-corner ropes she had mounted, pounding mitts together and wading back on in. Jen grim at the ropes, dug in earmuff: Theron leads a left uppercut up into Jen's ribs; doubles it. CT extends both hands, gently pushing Jen's shoulders, then strapping her a lashing right to the waist - followed by an extra left uppercut to the ribs. Jen in trouble, teeth bared, arms crossed - she's bobbing, taking punches as CT tears it up lanky. Theron unleashing - twisting into her shots, shoving Jen big-girl as necessary, keeping her ropeside. Garner proves tough, absorbing a terrible beating, but she's wobbly butt at the bell. "What's gonna be your excuse now?" CT shouts as ref's pushing her back. "WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE NOW?" Constant thudding power punching gives Theron a valuable 10-8, schooling Garner in the fine art of hurt.
Round 4: Garner rallies: lead right takes Charlize in under her left breast; hook takes her on the chest. Theron rocked, but quick to cup her hands behind Jen's head, pulling it down, spinning brunette around, releasing her into ropes. Garner off balance - eats a tuff right uppercut/left hook as Theron rings away: ref a little late in shouting, "Stay off her neck, Charlize!" Garner - dukes at temples - crouching low, erupting up into her blonde. Theron loping back all leggy, changing distance, then loping back in with buggy-whip right hands to the head and flank. Charlize showy: midring, she'll drop the right to her side, prodding Jen jabs while pivoting left. Dropping the left to her side, CT will crouch with right hand tucked in under her breasts, twitching her left shoulder at Jen before turning on lanky rights, head and flank. Charlize limber, turning her torso into shots, bending into shots, getting her lank into 'em: VERY heavy contact detonating off Jen's skull, prepared defences and ribcage. CT chirping, yakking, at Jen throughout: "Bustin' you up baby...gettin' work done...oooh, you liked that, didn't you?" on and on. Jen proving double tough, but sustaining tremendous, constant abuse: she's busting up, looking shopworn at the bell as Charlize jogs upbeat to her corner.

Round 5: Jen crouching, stubby-jabbing her way in: time and again, Theron backs away smartly, neck-clasps Jen, tugs her head down, spins her around - practically throwing her into ropes. Ref shouting "Off her neck, Charlize - I'm warning you!" Theron shouting back, "She's comin' in rough, ref!" without taking eyes off Garner. Minute mark - CT in wide stance, unleashing: long right hand misses over the top as Jen ducks; come-back left hook drags into brunette waist CHUP! Charlize with a tapping left backhand up top just to measure - hard right hand pours in, missing over top; left hook takes Jen thick in the ribs. Double-tapping backhand left sets up right cross: Jen partially blocks, but she's rocked upright against ropes, blinking in shock. Charlize starts the hook - checks it - twists torso-left instead and PLOWS HOME RIGHTY! Huge blast swivels Jen's head: Garner relaxing into ropes hands stacked right atop left at her tummy - SHE'S HELPLESS. Brushing left uppercut grazes Jen's lips; sweeping right CRASHES to jaw as Charlize bends in and down - right hand following through past her left knee as JENNIFER GOES DOWN! Charlize bellowing, "I'M LOVING IT! LOVING!" As ref pushes her off: Garner's head twitching side to side, eyes frowned shut as she tries to rally off her back. Garner beats the count SHABBY and CT wades in a-grinnin'! Theron slopping it to hurting Jen: blonde bodying brunette to ropes, riding left hand behind Jen's head to hold her steady to marauding right hands. Theron dishing clout, then bodying up - riding that left arm almost negligently over Jen's right shoulder, just keeping Jen close for clouting rights. Bell: Garner out on her feet, badly, badly battered: CT chests up, blurting, "Bustin' you up, Jenny!" Garner swaying - weakly pushes Charlize in her chest, mumbling "Buh...bytch..."
Round 6: Jennifer firms: Charlize encountering stiff resistance as stubborn brunette won't break. Theron initiating - attacking with buggy-whip right hands over the top or sidearm to ribcage; lashing back with hooks off back (right) foot - then bounding back out of range to regroup. Garner's guard disciplined - she grimaces as Theron's heavy, slinging right hands bounce off body, but Jen's doing a good job blocking or slipping harm up top. Offensively - Jennifer jabbing out her crouch, trying to impede CT on her way in, then clean her up chopping rights and short, rigid hooks in combination. Furious exchanges as Theron leaps in and out, long arms lashing - she's the aggressor, but Jennifer stabilizes her front.
Round 7: Charlize pivoting left, right hand at her side as she prods jabs at Jen's face: Garner turning-with, spitting back poke. Minute mark - Theron drills a right down the pike - finding chin; quick-licking left uppercut smites the mouthpiece off Jen's teeth, leaves her blinking. Lashing, sidearm buggywhip right hand takes Jennifer in her left flank: crippling blast buckles Jennifer's knees with a stifled cry. Garner stooped forward hurrrrt behind her mitts: CT arches her back, weight on left (front) foot as she hoists left hooks CHUP! CHUP! CHUP! to Garner's straining breadbasket. Charlize grinnin' breezy - extending hands to push Jen in her shoulders while pivoting right: slashing right hand scrapes off Jen's scalp as brunette ducks. Under siege - Jennifer gives ground in earmuff - Theron walking her down: women exchange HUGE hooks and THERON GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Charlize blinking, lips parted in shock: Garner over to offence hacks a cruel right to jaw, steps in to hook Theron's breasts, putting the ‘Golden Goddess’ on her heels. Charlize hits ropes - Jen plows in, smashing another chopping right to face, pounding CT's head back over top rope; hands droop to her waist; groggy; eyelashes fluttering! Jen squares away big-girl, head under Charlize's chin as she's TEARING away to gut. Charlize groaning - reaching to tie up: Garner plows her left elbow/forearm into Charlize's breasts, rejecting the clinch. More hacking rights to head; clubbing lefts to ribs and chin; Jennifer bumping and jostling with head, shoulders and elbows - constantly buffeting Charlize, yet maintaining enough separation to work. Theron's head bobbling - her arms crossed loose at her gut, back slumping into ropes and CHARLIZE GOES DOWN! Slow, wilting descent - Theron drooping forward under heavy fire, easing herself to all fours. Jennifer crowds in - knees pushing into Charlize as Jen grabs top rope, bellowing out into crowd. Ref pushes Jen back - gives Charlize her eight and the bell sounds with Theron reeling shabby at ropes.
Round 8: Grim, slamming, slopping slugfest. Charlize flat footed, wide-stanced: sweeping and licking, lashing and strapping lefts and rights onto Jen. Garner covering up, but getting caught: brunette legs frequently shaking as Jen stoops low, trying to rally. Charlize with limber leverage on all shots - rarely jabbing Jen - just twisting and torquing into shots, getting her sinuous body into the delivery. Jennifer disheartened - she's blocking well, dipping low - but she can't come forward. Garner's offence very spotty - just the odd chopping right or blunt left/right inside when Charlize closes too quickly. Bell: Theron pumping her fist en route to corner; she rallies well off the knockdown to batter Jennifer in the eighth.
Round 9: Garner rallies. She doubles up the spitting jab, rams the right hand in under Charlize' left breast. Cat Bell and Jen O'Dell pounding open hands on table top as Jennifer wades into Theron's chin a zesty right-left-right, stepping forward with the slugging. CT hits ropes glassy eyed, hands low: Jennifer keying on chin, pounding away short rights and lefts in grim, hardhearted fashion. Theron's head swiveling, long legs locking at the knee, propping her against ropes: Garner starts to methodically work upstairs and down, steadily breaking her girl down. Charlize dreamy - taking punches - blonde curls in her eyes as she reaches weak for Jen, hoping to tie up. Theron mumbling "...no..." throughout the beating. Garner pushing and shouldering, bumping and slugging - she beats Charlize into stupor through 9 - has to be pulled off sleepy blonde after the round has ended. Janet Jones up on the apron screaming "FOUL!" Enraged by Garner's late hitting.
Round 10: Exhausted vixens struggle up off stools, stumbling to midring and immediately fall into woozy clinch. Push to separate as touch of hated flesh galvanizes both beauties: cue mindless slugging. Charlize' hands at her waist, torso stooped forward: she's lifting uppercuts, turning into crosses and hooks - pulling the shots off her thighs to clout away on Jen. Garner's right under her chin, left across her gut - she's rolling shots, then answering back short clout - taking Charlize on her face, in her body. Theron landing sumptuous right hands to the waist and flank: she leans in, pulling the right arm around sidearm, buggywhipping the fist into the ribs with resounding thump. Both girls so battered, fresh punishment is yielding diminished returns: they sway on widespread feet, sloshing away because it's all their bodies know how to do. Bell: Theron's right hand punches Jennifer's slackened mouth late, straightening Garner all puffy eyed and stunned.

Comes back UD10 Charlize Theron!!!
Afterward: Theron pounding her chest and shouting "YES!" at the result - immediately fronts up on Garner and bleats at her: "YOU'RE DONE! IT'S ALL ME! ALL ABOUT ME!" Jennifer, ashen faced, turning away in a hazy fog of disappointment, shock, and punishment: once again she cedes the initiative to Charlize in the series.

"All series long," CT crows postfight, her beautiful face a pummeled mass of bruises. "Jennifer's been getting away with elbows, foreheads, shoulders - on and on. I bullied the bully tonight - I wasn't taking any more of her crap. When brunettes get old, they get cheap; Bell, Zeta Jones, Hurley - you name ‘em. When they can't muscle up anymore, they look to nickel and dime you and I just drew a line on the canvas and told Jennifer: 'no more'. I broke that woman tonight - body and soul. She's beat going into the next - and final - fight: I promise!"

******

Match #6: Charlize Theron vs. Jennifer Garner (6th in their Best of Seven Challenge) by simguy 4-5-08

"We're just two women fighting now," Shrugs Charlize in prefight. "Yes, there is still boxing strategy to consider - but there are no surprises between us anymore. The constant competition has stripped away all our tricks and deceptions - we're getting down to bare essence now, and any woman who gets there with me, knows she's coming in second." Jennifer echoing Charlize' statements to some extent - all except for coming in second. "Definitely the idea that we can find a technical solution to one another is over," Garner says at the podium. "It's body against body, heart against heart, mind against mind now. I've said all along that I'm the stronger willed woman, and I've got my chance to prove it. Throughout the series, it's like I've been pushing Charlize off me: from here on in, I've got to be the girl on top, all the time." Jennifer in scarlet bikini, black gloves; hair in pretty Elektra ponytail. Charlize in rich royal blue bikini, white gloves.
Round 1: Charlize leggy to her left, banging away stiff jabs at Jen's guard. Garner turning, crouching, trying to time CT's poke and get into range for a right hand counter when JENNIFER GETS HURT! Girls trade rights - Garner's head jolts violently as Charlize cleans up! Jennifer's muscular legs hold her up, but she's reeling forward STUNNED! CT eyes wide at the unexpected break; lashing right/left takes Jen thickly in her middle, gutting her as she plunges forward. Charlize with a quick neck-clasp spins Jennifer around, releasing her backward into ropes with a staggering gait. Garner in shock, covering up as Theron lopes in: thick right hand pounds off tummy, then Charlize jabs up top to regain a little distance. Entire middle minute one of the worst on record for Garner - she's strafed and shellacked as she's sliding to her right - Charlize paralleling course, keeping the jab on and leaning into sensational right hands all limber and savage. Garner's chin toggled and retoggled - CT's getting IN there - Jen's full legs checked, and checked again as Theron hunts for knockout. Corner: Charlize baits Jen up top with a screening jab, then sweeps a wide, slinging right to the ribs, taking Jennifer across her front, just under the jugs. Savage strapping blast wrenches a cry of agony from Jen who immediately hugs her body, hunching forward with a stricken expression.

"LOVE IT!" shrieks Charlize. Golden Goddess majestic on wide-spread legs - shifting weight from one foot to the other as she slashes away. Theron's torso twisting into her delivery - arms loose, hands low - she's just sloshing punishment onto Jen, whipping brunette torso and head. Down the stretch, Jennifer having absorbed several KO punches without dropping, starts to trudge forward, trying to brawl her way to safety. Theron sliding back, feathering Jen with pesky back-handed pitty-pat jabs up top, then walking her onto a gorgeous right uppercut: all arched back and sinewy licking motion as CT plants her rear (right) leg to check Jen's chin. Groan from the crowd as Garner absorbs - torso immediately lolling forward, hands dropping to her belly. Charlize shifts her feet (still in wide stance) and POURS in a right cross, twisting into the clouting blast; pounding Jen's head hard to starboard; pasting that mouthpiece off those hated teeth. Jennifer in stupor - raggedly backing up, torso sloshing backwards, eyes vacant as she tilts back. Charlize glowing, feeling it - she hops forward in her stance, keeping the right foot well back and POURING in more right hands/slapping hooks! Jennifer tottering backward, OH she eats another dreadful cross - torquing her head, stiffening her legs and DROPPING HER TIMBERRRRR TO HER BACK! Jennifer Garner all laid out - head pointed toward her own corner - hands above her head; making soft murmuring sounds as she frowns - eyes shut tight - with hurt. Jen's left leg bends at the knee, rising, then flattening out - rising, then flattening out - it's the only part of body still awake because IT'S OVER!

KO1 Charlize Theron to take the series in EMPHATIC fashion!
Afterward: Theron consumed by KO lust - looming over sleeping Garner, bellowind down incoherently - oficials bundle rampaging blonde away as physicians move in to care for conquered brunette. See-saw, protracted series brought to a numbing, decisive conclusion with the most one-sided, dreadful battering of the whole contest - Garner on her back mumbling and moaning for many long moments as Theron reels in celebration to all four corners. "I broke the bytch!" Charlize yells happily in postfight. She's shimmering with sweat, virtually untouched by her opponent tonight. "I broke her heart by taking the 5th fight - she had really invested a lot in putting me on the defensive and imposing her will, and when that didn't happen, I could see her morale sagging. What you saw tonight was me pouring through the breach - mentally, she was drained, there just wasn't anything left to hold me back this final time. I hurt her early, and the look in her eyes was something I'll always cherish: she took the shot, she kept her feet, but she was blubbering inside because she knew it was all over! I had to stay on her and chop her down, but I was fresh and strong - there was no way I was letting her off the hook tonight!" Garner a shattered beauty on her stool when she comes around - staring into middle distance, face bleak - esteem-crushing loss leaves one of the most respected fighters in boxing history at a crossroads as Charlize scales new giddy heights of supremacy.

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Jennifer Garner sat in front of the microphone in front of hushed, her face pale beneath the bruises inflicted by Charlize Theron.
"Ever have one of those dreams where the worst thing you can imagine happens. I won't say this the worst, but it's up there. I offer no excuses. I was never in this fight and Charlize did what any good boxer would do: finished me off. All right, I will say it right now: Charlize, you were better than me in 4 of these fight, but I take pride that except for this fight, it wasn't easy for you. Oh, I know you'll say it was, but we know the truth. Now, as for myself, I will take a couple of PPV's off. You guys are probably getting sick of seeing me anyway. (She manages a faint smile). Then I will be coming back. I may not be as good Charlize Theron, but I KNOW I am better than a lot of other lightweights around here. So again, my congratulations to Charlize Theron, she won and I lost. This story is over. Thank you and good day."
With that Jennifer Garner stood up and made quiet exit, leaving Foxfire's normally ebullient Director of Communications to say: “That's all for now. Thank you for coming!"

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