"I just want to make something clear," Charlize announced.

"And that is?"

"You are a stepping-stone to the title I deserve. I'm not letting you - or anyone else - get in the way of my goal!"

"That mean I can expect you to fight dirty?" Tricia inquired.

"If you break the rules first, yes!" Charlize replied coldly.

"I won't," Tricia retorted. "And I want you to know, I want the title as much as you. I have no intention of rolling over for you or anyone else.'

"You won't have to roll over. I'll roll over you all by myself!" Charlize informed her.

"You can try, but that doesn't mean you'll do it," Tricia fired back.

"Oh. I will. I assure you, I will," Charlize said with conviction. "Now, if you'll excuse me I have a practice session."

"Don't let me hold you, I wouldn't want to be responsible for you showing up unprepared," Tricia said sarcastically.

"That is one thing that'll never happen!" Charlize assured her with an arrogant toss of her golden hair as she walked away.
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Match Nine: Tricia Helfer vs. Charlize "The Golden Goddess" Theron
"The Golden Goddess" comes out wearing her gold thong bikini to the familiar ZZ-TOPS "Legs." She ignores most of the fans, but as usual she stops to chat up Kim & Ginny before climbing to the ring where, with a toss of her long, shimmering, golden mane, she struts the entire ring, showing off her terrific - albeit not particularly buxom - figure.

Fans expecting Tricia's normal entrance are surprised to instead hear the Canadian National Anthem "O' Canada." Some stand as the giant screen plays a video of Canada's Maple Leaf flag just as Tricia appears in a red thong with a red/white top. She stops at the top of the ramp…. waiting until, from behind the curtain, another blonde in matching attire appears. Bodywise she could almost be Tricia's twin, but it doesn't take knowledgeable fans long to recognize it's Natasha Henstridge.

Natasha has mic and says, "Introducing one-half of the 'Canadian Cartel'...Tricia Helfer!"

Tricia holds her arms up pumping her fist in the air, then she takes the mic from Natasha. "And the Newest CCW member, and a Great Canadian… 'Nasty' Natasha Henstridge!"

Coming to the ring, the two blondes are too busy talking to each other to acknowledge the fans who nevertheless reach out to touch and grope the gorgeous blondes bodies. Tricia climbs into the ring while Natasha takes a spot on the ring apron in her corner. Charlize doesn't look intimidated, but 'concern' wouldn't be too strong a word to describe her expression - given that Theron and Natasha have a long, bitter, history in a ten year long rivalry that is been anything but friendly.

Charlize walks over to Tricia, points at Henstridge, and demands, "What's SHE doing here?"

Helfer looks at her new partner with wide-eyed innocence and purrs, "Moral support. Don't worry, I won't need help to beat your over-rated, gold brickin', ass."

Charlize is clearly NOT happy with developments and she charges Tricia and hammers fists to her jaw; driving her back into her corner. The ref, instead of breaking it up, simply signals for the bell - THEN warns Charlize just as she's whipping Tricia back across the ring into the other corner. Helfer's back slams into the corner turnbuckles, snapping her head back.

Charlize chases after the Canadian cuties, lowering her shoulder and driving it into Helfer's gut, folding her over Charlize's shoulder. Theron keeps up her attack, smashing her shoulder into Tricia's tummy a second time and dropping her to the mat on her butt in Theron's corner. Charlize grabs a handful of hair and hauls Tricia to her feet, but Helfer drives a Low Kneelift into the tiny triangle at the front of Charlize's golden thong. The 'low blow' stops Charlize' attack dead in its tracks!

Charlize doubles over with both hands wedged between her thighs and Tricia has no trouble scooping 'The Golden Goddess' off her feet. She runs halfway across the ring, then drills Theron with a Running Bodyslam. Tricia backs off and then as Charlize breathlessly struggles to her feet - with the cups of her tiny bikini out of place exposing her erect, hard nipples. Helfer explodes forward and WHAP, slams Charlize across both breasts, upending her with a Running Clothesline!

Tricia quickly spins and drops beside Charlize, wrapping her long, strong legs around Charlize's head and locking her ankles. As Tricia squeezes the Head Scissors, she works the hold; pulsing her legs and adding a handful of Charlize's golden hair to ensure her face remains firmly in place in her crotch!

Theron desperately lifts her legs, twisting her hips and thrashing until she's able to roll both herself and Helfer, then by pushing on Tricia's legs, Theron is able to pull her head free. She instantly turns the hold into an STF on Helfer who lets out a yelp as she slowly drags both of them toward the ropes. It takes a helping hand from Natasha - pulling her the last foot - but Tricia finally grabs the bottom rope and forces a break.

Charlize, not sure but suspicious, eyes Natasha and sneers, "Still a cheating bitch aren't you?"

A picture of innocence, Natasha lifts her hands, palms out, and - ignoring Charlize - tells the ref, "I didn't do anything."

Charlize steps back away from the ropes and waits as Tricia gets to her feet and, for the next five minutes, both women show just how evenly matched they are as the action - and the advantage - goes back and forth with the two blondes trading holds, kicks and blows.

Tricia backs Charlize against the ropes and says, "See if you remember THIS!" She sends Charlize across the ring and when Theron rebounds, Helfer's waiting mid-ring. She ducks low and as she comes up, slaps one hand into Charlize's crotch and the other slams her exposed breast flat. Grunting, Tricia straightens and Military Presses the 'Golden Goddess' overhead. Tricia holds Theron overhead, but the strain is clear in her voice as she grunts, "Nat says you LOVE this one!"

Tricia walks around holding Charlize helpless above her, turning to all four sides of the ring before slamming Charlize to the canvas with a ring-rattling Body Slam! Tricia goes for the cover a little too casually, however, and Charlize kicks out at two. As she rolls onto her side, it's obvious Theron's hurting.

Tricia pulls the ref aside to argue about a slow count and, while his back is turned, Natasha slides into the ring and grabs Charlize's string top between her breasts, using it to jerk her to her feet snarling, "Remember me?"

Charlize comes up with a less-than-wise, "You're the blonde who smells like Muscle Beach at low tide?"

Natasha's smile twists from anger into pain when Charlize drives her knee into Nat's abs, then she follows with a Chop across Nasty Nat's hulking breasts, driving the Canadian's back against the ropes. Charlize loads up for another chop but Tricia jumps her from behind and they both fall into Henstridge who wraps her arms around Charlize's head and pulls her face down into her cleavage.

The ref quickly calls for the bell once he opens his eyes and realizes there's a second Canadian Blonde in the ring. Then he quickly leaves the ring to consult with the announcer, leaving Tricia and Natasha to double team Charlize without anyone to interfere.

Charlize fires punches into Henstridge's belly, finally getting some breathing space and room to maneuver. She staggers back with Helfer still clinging to her back; her arms wrapped around Theron's neck choking her. But instead of escaping, Charlize reaches back, grabs a handful of Helfer hair and Flips her over her shoulder. Then she whirls around and levels Natasha with a Short Arm Clothesline. The crowd is on their feet cheering Theron's spunky defense against the illegally double teaming Canucks.

But Charlize's brief offensive flourish is short-circuited when Tricia dives into the back of her knee, cutting her legs out from under her. As Charlize crashes to the mat, Tricia drives her knee into Charlize's spine, arching her body in a spasm of pain. Tricia grabs her hair and one ankle, bending her into a Bow And Arrow, immobilizing her until Henstridge can rejoin her.

From there, the Canadian Cartel's abuse of the Golden Goddess is a foregone conclusion! They cruelly take turns, one resting while the other beats on the defenseless beauty. The crowd screams in protest, demanding the referee; the announcer; the concessionaires; someone - anyone - put a stop to the senseless brutality.

Far too late, security from the back saunters out to break up the mugging, but they're expected and as soon as they appear, Tricia jumps out the ring, grabs the only folding chair at ringside and heads for the bottom of the ramp while Natasha continues thrashing Charlize; Power Bombing her and then stomping her chest.

Meanwhile, Tricia is swinging the steel chair in wide, sweeping, arcs - keeping the less-than-enthusiastic security staff at bay. Finally, one of the minimum wage guards bravely wrests the chair away from Helfer and the others run around her toward the ring. Inside the ring, Natasha has lifted Charlize' battered body overhead, then she throws Theron OVER the top rope - right out onto the security guards; taking down two of them. In the confusion, "Nasty Nat" escapes out the other side of the ring. The Canadian Cartel seem pleased with themselves as the meet back at the ramp where they hug and kiss, raising each other's arms in victory.

Tricia yells to the crowd, "Who can stand up to two of us?"

Natasha answers her partner-in-crime, "No one!"

The ring announcer, apparently having gotten everything straightened out in the intervening five minutes, announces the referee's decision: "The winnah of this match…by disqualification fah outside interference...Charlize Theron!" The crowd's reaction is a mixture of applause (at the justice of the decision) and loud boos (at how long it took to restore order).

Tricia and Natasha have sour looks on their faces as they wave a dismissive hand at the - not unexpected - verdict. The Canadian Cartel heads to the back but Charlize needs a few minutes to get to her feet - then angrily shoves the guards who appear to be brazenly groping her while "trying to help her to her feet."

Charlize refuses all aid and as she leaves the ring, stops for a quick word with Kim & Ginny - her self-described 'number one wrestling fans.' Kim has a concerned expression and Ginny's seems even more serious as she's nodding at whatever Charlize is saying.