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Charlize Theron vs. Ali Landry (boxing) all by simguy- Match #1: 3-05-00

Entertaining pre-fight conference - Landry mock-innocent, wonders aloud if Charlize is pretty enough to be fighting her: "My fans don't want to see me beating up average looking women. Come to think of it, nobody's fans want to see that!" Sophomoric bait, but it's effective - Theron not amused. Landry in electric blue/brown string bikini, curly brown locks - Theron with her new long blonde hair look, navy bikini bottoms, pale blue jogbra.

Round 1: Landry caught with her hands at her chest, soaks up a series of jolting lead rights as Theron steps and punches, battering Landry wide-eyed to the ropes to open the bout. Theron setting up shop, gets into a groove, hooking Landry hard to the teeth, then bouncing the backfist jab off the eyes to set up a slashing right cross - back to the hook and repeat. Landry hammered senseless, eyes going blank soaks it all up, and at the bell, icy eyed Theron glares at her opponent as Ali stumbles away.

Round 2: Landry badly lumped up, comes out still holding her hands low and Charlize takes the pageant princess apart with an educated left jab, stinging the blow over and over to Landry's beautiful brown eyes. Ali winding up on the ropes, gets rocked back by a whipping Theron hook. Charlize bodies up, using her left forearm to shove a dazed Landry back, then leaning into cracking right hands on the mouth to bust the brunette up. Shell-shocked and hurting, Landry finishes the round unable to tell her corner what city they are in, as this fight starts to unravel for the brunette.

Round 3: All Charlize again, stabbing the jab in on Landry's ruined face, then selecting belly, breasts and mouth for piercing right crosses which land all too frequently. Landry on her heels, head snapping back routinely, hands low, and in the final minute, Theron works her brunette to the ropes for another big finish. Charlize pouring slashing combinations down onto Landry, paying special attention to the face as she smashes Ali this way and that with either hand. Charlize bodying up and clinching Ali into the ropes at the bell, hisses "You should see yourself baby. Not too pretty." Landry swooning, appears oblivious.

Round 4: Credit Ali Landry for still being in the fight as Charlize gets a little arm weary. Landry able to jab with Theron early, stepping into a clubbing left hook to Charlize' breasts that draws a squeal of pain. Landry, getting inside, is too big to go toe to toe with and Theron gives ground, her back touching the ropes for the first time in the fight as Landry slogs away at the waist late.

Round 5: Theron looking sluggish, may have spent her money and Landry is able to walk the blonde to the corners, jab her way in, and set up inside to work that tanned midsection with two handed slugging. All Ali as she uses her legs to keep Theron pinned, her shoulder to keep Theron on her heels, and her fists to keep Theron hurt from increasingly heavy leather to the body. Landry pouring it on after the bell, draws a warning from the ref as she heaps on the payback.

Round 6: Charlize getting a second wind, up on her toes and wheeling around Ali, steering the brunette with the jab and walking her into crisp right hands on the mouth. Landry also effective, cutting off the ring, putting her head on Theron and pounding torso with clubbing, compact strokes. Down the stretch, Theron able to leg it out, keeping Landry off with that stiff stick to the bell.

Round 7: More two way action as both girls continue to work their game plan. First Charlize with the stick, luring Ali across the ring, then stinging her a hard right hand as the brunette jumps in. Then it's Landry on the inside, reefing hooks to Charlize' liver, holding the blonde around the back with the left, and when in close, turning into heartless right hands to the boobs. Charlize flinching and clinching for a break, starts the action all over again in a close, well fought round.

Round 8: Landry still barging in - Charlize using a fade to draw Landry's right, then leaning forward onto her front foot to clip tit with the hook, then slash at the chin with a chopping right and LANDRY IS HURT! Ali reeling back with a stunned expression, Charlize coolly steps forward, hooking, back-fisting the jab, then pitching in the right cross to bash back Landry's head. Ali battered across the ring hits the ropes heavily, gloves at her lips as she swoons. Theron puts on a brutal clinic in finishing, breaking Landry down with withering straight arm hooks to the right side, turning the hook into a slicing uppercut to bring up Landry's face, then turning into the crashing right hands on the jaw as Ali flounders. Ali overwhelmed, standing straight up, hands loose at her stomach as her head swivels dangerously - Theron putting her punches together, lanky body vibrating with the kill at hand. Finally the ref jumps in, saving a horribly beaten brunette from more abuse as Theron glares for a second before strutting back to her corner. TKO8 Charlize Theron.

After: Startling one-sided pound out as Landry's inexperience became glaringly obvious from the outset. Theron jumping Landry early, landed power shots from the first minute on and steadily beat her woman down, culminating in a very thorough stoppage of a dangerous contender. Ali beaten unrecognizable; shows Theron's cruel side as she paid the brunette back for every pre-fight comment in spades.
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Match #2: 8/13/00 (currently unavailable) Theron won a 1 Point Decision!
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Match #3: (Theron defending the lightweight title) 12-24-01

Mega-fight rematch! A gorgeous blonde/brunette match up, but Guest commentator Gena Lee Nolin is quick to point out, "I don't care how big this fight is, it's still a loser's bracket brawl to determine the second best girl out there. I'M the queen of this particular hill, I'M the boss in there and these two know it."
Entertaining weigh in, with both girls in their underwear; Charlize with hands on hips, looking Ali over as the brunette steps on the scales - blonde doing everything she can to remind Landry of their first encounter. Indeed, Landry's handlers more worried about the psychological than the physical for this fight when Theron bullied and tormented Ali in the brunette's first real super-fight. That loss set Ali's career back, but arguably making her a better fighter in the long run.
"This is the pay off for us," says Landry's chief second, "This is where we see the results of all our hard work; this is where Ali gets to even up the karma cards. However Charlize wants to fight, Ali's ready to beat her." Charlize in light blue bikini top, white bottom; Ali in gold bikini.

Round 1: Shutout Charlize. Theron sending the message: I'm quicker, I can dominate you outside, you can't box with me like you think you can. Landry peering out over her gloves as she tries without success to cut off the ring - long shanks Theron never prettier as she glides to her left, punching Ali square in the forehead with her jab.

Round 2: Shutout Charlize. Theron's jab controlling the fight - she's stepping in close to get off in spots, then stepping out before Landry can respond - blonde turning and pestering brunette all around the ring. Delicious sack socking from Theron as she steps in, lashing rising lefts and right to Ali's bulging top, putting the big girl on her heels in a stupor! Through two, Theron hasn't been touched, while Ali's cheekbones are looking raw, breasts are pinking up from the blonde's cruel accuracy.

Round 3: Charlize settling down, now seeking Landry chin with booming right hands, hopping out on her right foot to swat at Ali's chin with fall-away hooks as the brunette breaks down. Midway through, Theron working in and out gets Ali missing, and makes the brunette pay with a slashing right on the chops to put the challenger wobbly butt. Ali reeling on the spot, can't regroup - Theron steps right, hooks jug and CLANGS hard right hand down over Ali's left shoulder, lifting Landry's lead foot off the canvas. Ali cringing, hurt, gets tackled from the side as Charlize wraps up around the girl's arms, stampedes her to the ropes. Once there, champ gets big, palming the brunette's golden shoulders, going to town with swabbing strokes to the face, breasts and waist. Shoving and slugging absolutely merciless from Theron - she's icy-eyed as she palms and punches, beating the bigger woman into stupor with sustained ferocity. At the bell - Landry swoons all but out as Theron chests up, forces eye contact on her victim until referee intervention. Scored 10-8 without a knockdown as this fight starts to look sickeningly familiar.

Round 4: Charlize light on her feet again, fading Ali's jab, fading, then suddenly bending in and down with a counter right hand to beat Landry to the cross. Ali's right hand sails weakly over the top as her legs buckle - once again she is bundled up from the side, arms pinned to her sides as Charlize piles the big girl into the ropes and saddles up to ride. Bell to bell beat down - Theron just lashing her fists back and forth into golden body, palming and bodying up to press a punished Landry up against the ropes, then bashing away with heartless determination. Final moments exquisite torture blonde to brunette - Charlize just lolling atop her girl, left arm wrapping up Ali's right, pushing the girl into the ropes then jamming in successive right hands tight to the jugs, drawing a woozy whimper of hurt from the battered brunette. All Theron through 4 - Landry's lumping up badly, achy and disheveled from the bullying.

Round 5: Ali comes alive, launching haymaker lefts and rights as she crouches forward, Theron easily stepping back out of range, sets up to counter off the ropes. Landry staying low, still slugging, missing as Theron bends back across the ropes to evade leather. Landry sticking with it, misses a left, but lands a HARD RIGHT TO THE LEFT BREAST FREEZES THERON IN HER TRACKS! Charlize staring blankly as Landry keeps punching! Leaning right, Ali pulls a swinging left into Charlize' jaw, then over to the other side, hauling the right into Theron's chin. CHARLIZE SOAKING 'EM ALL UP DREAMILY, HANDS CUPPING THAT LEFT BREAST. AND SHE GOES OUT!! Champ wilts off the ropes under a sweeping barrage of haymakers. Ali stumbling back in shock at her success - new lightweight champion by KO5!

Charlize coming-to in a daze, can't accept the verdict, dropped and stopped by Ali Landry after TOTAL blonde domination through 4. Ali beaten beyond recognition, but gloriously happy - she's been carrying this particular burden for years - joyous tears track down swollen cheeks as Landry revels in victory. Charlize blubbering about a rematch, but nobody's listening - it's Ali's night. Days after the fight, Ali in sunglasses, announces in press conference that she will trash can the lightweight belts in order to go back to welter to reclaim her empire. Telling the lightweights, "Fight amongst yourselves and remember: mention my name and you'll be sorry. Just be thankful I'm not sticking around to rule with an iron fist. As for Charlize: don't even think about it. The next time will be much, much worse." Contenders start your engines - been a long time since the lightweight world was fractured.
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Match #4: 4/19/03

Prefight sessions so heated, so bitter, they often result in shoving or face-slapping incidents. One pundit remarks: "If Charlize had fought at welter her whole career, Ali Landry would have been Theron's Cat Bell." Food for thought. Charlize hammering home the fact that Ali's just a tune up for her up-coming fight with Welter Champ, Dina Meyer.
"Landry's not a special fighter. I don't owe her any particular respect. I need a welter weight who can handle herself to give me some rounds so I can go take the title from Dina and that's it. I do not subscribe to this crap that Ali's one of the best ever at this weight. Frankly, the way she's been going, it's hard not to see her as a shot fighter."
Landry, clearly galled by the blonde's unveiled disdain, "When we first fought, very early in my pro career - Charlize Theron bullied me. I swore then she'd pay for the rest of her life for how she handled that fight and that's what's happened. She likes to talk about how she romped through welterweight years ago. She wanted no part of me then. I drop a couple of lame-duck decisions and NOW she wants to go. Well, fine. She thinks she's in with a cup cake, more power to her. I can't wait to tear it up on this girl."
At Landry's insistence, both women will fight topless. Charlize in ponytail, cream string bikini bottom; Ali in gold bikini bottom with gold belly chain.

Round 1: Charlize looking to use the ring, suss her opponent out with some tactical movement - Ali immediately looking to close, get to Charlize' chest and work. Landry stalking, cutting off the ring, crouches, reaches in with the left and gets close by slamming the right hard to Theron's ribs just south of the breastline. Theron consistently hustled to the ropes and burdened - blonde digging in, ear to ear with Ali, dipping her shoulders and licking up tight into Landry's bronzed torso. Ali brawny, reaching one arm or the other under Charlize' arms to shoulder her back, clubbing short harmful strokes to the ribs and tummy, finishing up with pancaking strokes across the jugs. Plenty of forearm used by Ali in these bruising exchanges - ref reminding her to keep it clean.

Round 2: Ali very methodical, scooting footwork and spitting jab helping to cut off the ring, coming in low on Charlize, fitting that heartstopping right hand into Theron's ribs, then working. Theron's back to the ropes early and she settles in, nice and relaxed against the strands, keeping her head close to Ali's, cupping Ali's ears. Both girls busy - Ali keeping her head on Charlize, palming up on the blonde's shoulders, then pumping downstairs. Theron with her left hand low, using the left shoulder to bump, turning on supple right uppercuts in close, wearing out Landry’s jugs and chin with clouting connects. Down the stretch, girls nudging and slugging - exchange of hooks goes Ali's way and THERON GOES DOWN! Big head swivel, slow sinking to her haunches - Charlize all swoony ALI CLOUTS HER A CHEAP RIGHT HAND ACROSS THE FACE! Theron toppled awkwardly into the ropes, hit and hurt while she's down - ref bundling Ali back and giving her a stern finger waggle. Enough time after Theron's woozy 8 for Ali to wade in, tidy up on that lean blonde body with rapacious two-gun punching to the bell.

Round 3: Mission accomplished Ali - Theron's down off her bicycle, favouring hurt ribs in a protective crouch - girls get cheek to cheek and struggle on the inside from the get-go. Ali muscling Charlize, pulling on her arms, reaching under her arms to budge her back, bludgeoning that tender ribcage with short shots, 100% forearm on follow through. Landry mauling Theron's jugs at every opportunity, snuggled on the inside and twisting up into scraping uppercuts - she's got Charlize sitting hurt in the strands and taking. Theron socking sack in return, clouting Ali's enormous mounds with little shoulder-shrugging lefts and rights - Charlize showing much improved inside form as she tightens up her strokes and does some harm. Down the stretch, Ali stuns Charlize a short, clouting right on the ear, follows up a gutting double hook in the breadbasket and a boozy Theron reaches to clinch. Ali stepping back, staying compact - she rips away at the ribs as Charlize tries to drape arms up high, Theron stumbling forward into punishment and CHARLIZE GOES DOWN! Theron just wilting to all fours, worn out to the gut and ALI WHALLOPS HER ACROSS THE BACK! Charlize shouting in foggy outrage - ref bodying Landry back - Ali snarling. Landry out to a huge lead through three.

Round 4: OH THEY BANG AWAY! Theron gritting her teeth, digging in and going shoulder to shoulder with Landry in a gutsy display of you-hit-me, I'll-hit-you. Charlize in a slightly closed stance, left shoulder in Ali's chest - blonde turn-twisting into meanspirited right uppercuts, twisting the other way to lash her hook across Ali's waist, then extending the left elbow to prop her up for more. LANDRY GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Vicious first minute of trade sees brunette legs suddenly give way - Ali trying to tie up and Charlize fights through it! Theron really biting into Ali's body with that hook, doubling it up to the jugs, cleaning up on the mouth with right uppercuts! LANDRY GOES DOWN! Ali bludgeoned to her backside - Charlize stepping through the extended legs, drifts her kneecap oh-so-casually into Ali's open mouth! Outrage as Landry's cornermen jump onto the apron - ref shoving Charlize back and restoring order and there's more time on the clock. Theron wades in after 8 and SAVAGES Ali along the ropes - brunette sliding to her right, blonde stepping with and lashing away lanky rights and lefts. Down the stretch, Landry off the ropes, bends in and down with a short right hand counter and THERON IS HURT! Charlize' own right hand sprays over the top, she's all rubbery legged and desperate to clinch. Landry wrapping up around Theron's shiny waist, bulls blonde into the ropes and pins her down, cramming in punches between the hips as Charlize wraps up tight around Landry's head. Ali still digging after the bell - ref reefing on Charlize' arms to enforce the break.

Round 5: Charlize got the better of the 4th and she goes right at Landry to open the 5th - leading with a slinging right on the chops, mopping up with loose-limbed lefts to paunch underneath. Girls fall in together, hurt piling up - they take turns shoulder shoving off for punching room, then lighting each other up gorgeous. Bell to bell slugging, hard to score round as they just take turns treating each other shabby. At the bell - faces swelling nicely, Charlize' left eye closing, Ali cut in the mouth - this thing is taking it's toll.

Round 6: Ali merciless - sees that left eye on Theron and goes to work. Landry working outside for the first time, stamping Charlize a piston jab, then banging that right hand off the eye - poor Charlize can't see the punches coming. Theron gritting her teeth and gutting through it - SHE'S now trying to close, pick Ali up in the body and tits with those limber rising lefts and rights. Crowd groaning in sympathy as Theron soaks up some MURDEROUS right hands - Ali really dialing 'em in. Long blonde legs tremble, but they don't give way.

Round 7: ROUND OF THE YEAR! Both girls shopworn, faces drawn, hands low - they wade into each other, reaching relaxed around one another's bodies, then starting the awful rhythm of push-bump-punch at close quarters. By the midway point, Charlize in a sexy groove, leaning back on her right foot, letting Ali fall forward, then picking her up on the chin with that nasty, slick right uppercut. Landry wobbly butt, drifting - Charlize able to body up, walk her girl around, muscling and maneuvering brunette with a casual wrap around head or shoulders. Crowd screaming every time Theron tags Landry - every punch a wince-maker, Landry out on her feet but willing herself to go on. Final minute, girls stooped forward, elbows in, clouting each other with short lefts and rights and THERON IS HURT! Landry beating her girl to punches, spanking Theron's face back and forth - Charlize' mouthpiece tumbles off her teeth as her eyes go cloudy. Theron groggy at the ropes, hands extended weak to Ali's shoulders and LANDRY PILES IT ON! Gorgeous, slamming lefts and rights, Landry twisting her hips into furious haymakers, Theron's head swivelling badly - it's carnage! ALI FEELS IT! Nothing's coming back from Charlize, brunette just heaping it on, clanging away to the chin! Landry steps back, lets Charlize droop forward into a wrenching left up under the ribcage and ALI DIGS IN! Landry rotating her shoulders, feverishly hoisting leather up under Theron’s tits as she tilts forward. THERON GOES DOWN! Charlize a pathetic sight, body ruined, paralyzed on her stomach - she lifts her battered face off the mat, mewling incoherently, but she can't command her limbs. IT'S OVER! Charlize looking like she's been thrown out of a speeding limo can't beat the count! KO7 Landry!

After: Ali Landry bursting into agonized tears - Dina Meyer ringside, standing and clapping with a happy smile: she knows two of her most formidable challengers may have just ruined one another in a potential fight of the year. Landry all busted up, but deliriously happy - Charlize devastated, propped up onto her stool and given the smelling salts and it's only just beginning. A marauding Ali Landry marches over, interrupts the tenser-bandaging of Charlize' ribs to haul her to her feet. Janet Jones tries to break up the walk but Landry stares her back - nothing's getting between this brunette and her spoils of war. Charlize slumps limp in the crook of Ali's right arm, blonde head lolling, tears squeezing out through swollen eyes - what a night for Ali Landry. AND IT'S NOT OVER! Ali about to release Charlize, instead shoves her chest-first to the ropes - Theron slumping, her softened up breasts harshly bisected by the steel cable, her limp arms dangling over the ropes, her tear-stained face boozy with incomprehension as Ali wedges a knee between Theron’s trembling thighs and forces the blonde to spread her feet way wide like a cop breaking down a junkie. Grinning, Ali bellying up to Theron’s bottom, standing smug like a quarterback looking over the defense; hands firmly grasping Charlize' quivering hips. Milking the moment, Ali raising her right hand, asking the audience to decide Charlize' fate - their resounding roar of approval brings a smile to Ali's face. Oh, she takes her time, moving to her left, leaning her left arm on Charlize' glistening back, setting her feet, adjusting Theron's bikini bottom like she's making a bed just so, then GREAT CLAPPING RIGHT HANDS OF JUSTICE! Crowd raising the roof as Ali SPANKS THERON'S MUSCULAR BACKSIDE! Theron open-mouthed, gasping in shock as a fresh torrent of tears rolls down her red, flushed, cheeks. Later, Landry spokespeople fend off criticism with tripe about "preventitive measures" and "deterrence"; the usual line about how ‘certain women’ need to be discouraged from humiliating their foes, and so on and so forth.


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Match #5: 7/3/03 (for vacant welterweight title)

Theron having a great, focused, no BS camp for this one - she's made it clear to her staff and Janet that she won't tolerate another loss to Landry. Ali confident, upbeat in prefight - fight upgraded to title bout and brunette is ready to ascend the throne. "Unifying welterweight under my banner is obviously job one," Ali tells reporters, "but running Charlize out of the division is a close second. I don't know how many beatings it will take, but at some point, she's going to realize that if she stays, Ali will be taking care of her." Charlize in cream bikini, Landry in gold bikini.

Round 1: Charlize leggy, hands low, jerking her upperbody back and forth as she swing-steps left, changing up her distance. Theron darting the jab off her hip, or feinting it and slicing in the lead right - Ali dukes up, occasionally crossing her arms - blocking a lot of shots, but not getting off much. Theron nibbling, circling her girl - Landry can't make inroads till late. Down the stretch, Ali forward in a crouch, pressing her right hand out to measure then cranking the hook to ribs - Ali backs Charlize to the ropes and POUNDS THOSE PUPPIES! She's been watching tape - she goes criss-cross, straight lefts and rights, driving hard into Theron's perky rack - blonde stacked up and stunned at the ropes. Shoving, slugging good time for Ali as she bullies her blonde then ALI GOES DOWN! Sudden, short right uppercut - Charlize disguising the shot well, leaning back into the ropes for leverage and catching Landry as she's focused on the chest. Ali's knee touches down briefly - she's up quick shaking her head as Theron struts away at the bell.

Round 2: Charlize strong to midring, getting the jab out early, circling left - she wants to be outside on Ali, in the center of the ring and she's getting her way. Landry patient, stepping forward, crossing her arms, bending at the waist, trying to weave through the slashing, slicing maze of Theron's jabs, right hands and illegal palm/heel hooks. Theron's legs anticipating brunette, fading in front of Ali's aggression, turning her, luring her forward. Midway through, Ali reaching with the right again, setting her body to hook and Theron stakes all on a thunderbolt right cross! Charlize GROOVING that punch onto Landry's chin - long spearing shot - Ali's head torquing violently as the continues forward and ALI GOES DOWN! Landry to her knees, then sprawling on her chest, suddenly still - it's OVER! KO2 Charlize Theron!

After: Theron almost disappointed, but grinning as she is mobbed by her peeps - a lot of her camp dignitaries worried about Landry coming in, not so worried now as woozy brunette is propped on her stool. Theron marching over to take what's hers - Landry's eyes hooded with resignation - these girls have progressed past the point of mercy or mutual respect. Charlize takes her girl for a luxurious, all expenses paid trip around the ring, right arm brawny around Ali's bronzed waist, pageant princess blinking back tears. Theron pushing Landry chest-first into her own corner, propping the left leg up in the middle strand - Charlize leans forward hands on Ali's hips to whisper, "God, I'm in SUCH great shape Ali, I've got so much energy left - seems like a waste to just walk away doesn't it?" Ali's eyes brimming. Theron smiling, fists loose at her chest and stomach as she bounces - she playfully extends the left to Ali's back, leaning into a thick right against the kidneys - no hurry - just getting her body behind the shot - pressing up her right forearm to reset, then casually swat hooking Ali's golden clad rump. Landry biting her lower lip, clutching the turn buckle - Theron brings her fists to her mouth, guarding up as though Ali's backside might fight back. Theron builds her intensity, relishing the moment, Krusher aides keeping everyone back. Theron's punches get sharper, like she's working the pads, getting off 3 hard, then resetting, paying attention to her form. When she gets up to speed - it's a brick-fisted annihilation of Ali's kidneys, buttocks, outstretched left thigh - Theron just hammering away, even resting her forehead on Ali's sweaty upperback to pump away two handed. Massacre finally ends with a glowing Theron lifting her hands to a roaring mob - Landry trembling, numb from the waist down, tears streaming down her face. Charlize leans in, cheek to cheek with Ali to snarl, "Did you have fun pounding my chest? Did you? Does it still seem worth it? I didn't think so." And it ain't over! Charlize midring, holding the belt high in both hands, suddenly charges over with a big smile, ram-stamping the flat face of the title against Ali's lower back, drawing a last shout of woozy outrage from the girl. Wow - thank God Charlize didn't win an Oscar!

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Match #6: 9/27/03 (welterweight title consolidation)

Before: Two confident, top-of-the-food-chain welterweight champions enjoying super-fight media attention leading up to this welter unification - neither girl shying away from the bold statement. "I'll be the bully in there," brays Landry, fresh off a Ryan-taming brawl of epic proportions. "Jeri's like a Theron with heart and a punch and look how I did her. I'm the stronger woman, the better boxer - I'll take Charlize' options away from her one by one and throttle her." Theron taking the mic with swagger: "Maybe Ali didn't see my last fight. Let me see if this sounds familiar - a big, tough loudmouth who's had some luck against Charlize Theron in the past, runs her trap, promises to lay a beating on the golden goddess and gets her head handed to her in two. Looks like Ali's following the same script. Natasha Henstridge is TWICE the hard-woman Jeri Ryan is and I ERASED the girl! Landry was life and death with a shot SHADOW of the prime Jeri Ryan - maybe a Jeri Ryan who's gone one too many rounds with Charlize Theron. Anyway - there's only going to be one bully in that ring, and you're looking at her!" Charlize in cream bikini, Ali in gold bikini.

Rd 1: Rangy action through 2/3s the round - both girls looking to show footwork, use the ring, long jabs to spread each other out. Down the stretch - Theron with a licking wide left hook, CRASHING right cross draws first blood - staggering Ali and putting tremor in those golden trunks. Landry stooped forward, earmuffed up - Theron squaring away to plug world class jug: shoulders rotating, fists chugging up and in, shaking Ali at the bell. Theron loving it - helps herself to a chunk of buttock to see a woozy Landry back to her corner in style.

Rd 2: Landry shakes it off - gets classy. Ali stooping, jabbing Theron to the body, circling left, changing up distance with little fade-steps. Charlize swinging cocky - missing as Landry slides out of range or blocks up top - Ali landing beefy in the midsection as Theron exposes her ribcage a little carelessly.

Rd 3: Landry peppering the jab, owning midring - she gets Charlize reaching a long right - rolling to the right with it, then rocketing back to Theron's breadbasket a driving counter-right. Charlize' feet square up as she absorbs shock - Ali puts the hook on top and THERON GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Charlize' turn to 'muff up and take - Ali batting right/left on the flanks, shoulder-butting Theron rough to the ropes. Landry systematic, patient in the middle minute - shouldering in jabs to occupy Charlize' guard, then driving the right hand straight to the body, seeking the mop up hook wide to the ear. Down the stretch, Landry looks for a little jug by way of payback, squaring away to pump 'em proper - Charlize leans back into the ropes, dukes up high, and SNAPS OFF THE HOOK! Ali caught mid-slug, head back sharply - she's nearly sprawled, but manages to tip-toe herself upright. ON COMES CHARLIZE! Blonde wading in, slinging hard from the hips - big walloping lefts and rights as Landry twists her torso to slip, backpedaling hurt to the ropes. All Charlize to the bell, palming up on Ali's shoulders, lashing her wide stroking lefts, digging up underneath with plundering rights. Theron's late surge enough to earn a draw - both girls tasting thunder!

Rd 4: Ali back to boxing - nibbling at Theron's tummy the jab, stepping back and looking to sting her as blonde presses. Charlize eating that counter-right hand, backing off - she's looking to establish the jab as well - girls staring each other down, feinting, circling. Landry's round.

Rd 5: Girls elect to step-to and throw a bit more - both want to be the boss, both willing to pay the price. Healthy give and take, girls covering up, waiting their turn, then getting off with raking hooks, belting right hands up the middle. Even, spiteful trade to the final moments when a collision of hooks to jaw goes Charlize' way. Landry's face pinching up in pain - she covers up, looks to fall in and THERON CATCHES HER THE UPPERCUT! Gorgeous right on the chin rocks Landry's skull back - Theron arching her back into the blow, then slinging around the hook and ALI GOES DOWN! Landry dazed on her back, hurting as she struggles to roll to her right hip - Theron prancing, bellowing at the crowd. Ali beats the count, but she's shabby, swaying at the bell.

Rd 6: Charlize mocking, dropping her hands, showboating - maybe Theron fans dig this stuff, but Ali's getting her act together as blonde does more taunting than punching. Landry leggy in the first couple of minutes, refusing Theron's bait, sticking with the jab and getting her bearings back. Final minute - determined Landry pressure puts Charlize up against the ropes, hands cupping Ali's ears to try to control the brunette. Thumping body work from Landry as she carves away downstairs, curling into meanspirited jug-clubbage in close. Ali snarling defiantly - shaking off hurt, coming back to pound out points - this thing's even after 6. Rd 7: Ali boxing confidently - coming in off her jab to hook behind Charlize' right elbow, then outworking the blonde cheek to cheek, backing Theron up and beating her belly. Midway through - Charlize stepping back in good order, GETS THAT UPPERCUT AGAIN! Ali stepping in fence post holes - she's already hurt when Theron straps a whipping right hand to the ear to send the brunette reeling. All Charlize - she squares away, palming her girl's shoulders, maintaining room to punch, then lavishing Landry with punishment. CT staying on the jugs and flanks, beating Ali into a trembling crouch - Ali grimacing at the bell as Theron struts to corner hands held high.

Rd 8: Ali with a strong first minute, working her way in behind the stick, landing with authority to the waist, but once again, Theron's read the book. Midway through - Charlize lays in as she has been, suddenly giving ground to let Ali fall forward and LIGHTS HER UP that sweet right uppercut! Theron lashing the hook on top - Ali stumbling to her left as Charlize hoots savage taunts. Theron stalking, hands down, talking trash on the come - she'll step, wallop wide with either mitt to the ear - lean back out of range of desperate, late Landry responses - wounded brunette covering up tight, just riding it out as blonde pours it on to the bell. Rd 9: Charlize with a feint - Ali crouching covering up - Theron skids the right uppercut off the brunette's ready guard, drops the back leg and loops a crashing overhand right as Landry comes out to punch! LANDRY'S HURT! Ali's face showing her shock and bewilderment - legs giving way crazy as she staggers to the ropes for support. Charlize stepping to her with a superior grin, extending the left to paw, touch, then turning on big right hands, trying to bang past that guard. Ali covered up tight, trying to find her legs - Theron pushes in to work out of the wrap. Rugged stuff - Charlize reaching her left around Ali's shoulders to slump her forward, pumping away righty to jug as Landry soaks it up. Ali woozy with hurt, but slugging back in sweaty confines late - at the bell, this thing's a furious free for all as the girls clip away short strokes on the inside.

Rd 10: Slugging midring - Ali's got no choice, knows she's behind - Charlize loving it, even demanding it, willfully ignoring Janet's sage advice - crowd on it's feet, getting their money's worth. Charlize soaking up right hands on her jaw, standing her ground and leaning in with her own rights pounding off the face of her beautiful opponent. Theron with that lashing hook, trying to lean back and get it high - Landry bobbing at the waist, shooting rights to the ribs, doubling up the hook chin and tits - tremendous, sustained exchanges. All even till late - who wants it more? Girls bend into rights, twist into the comeback hooks and ALI'S HURT! Charlize' eyes light up at the sight of Landry's legs - blonde with a light jab on the mouth, sets up a shellacking right on the jaw, steps back as Ali stumbles forward woozy, then gets her hips in behind a short left uppercut to launch Landry's mouthpiece! Brunette taking shabby, stooped forward midring - Theron grinning maliciously as she cleans up the brunette's shiny lower back and rightside hip/rib with loving, lashing hook-work! Bell sounds, Charlize still taking what she wants - ref tackles her back. Comes back UD10 for the winner and unified welter champeen...CHARLIZE THERON!

After: Sullen disappointment mixed in with swelling bruises on Ali's face - Theron sweeps her rival over the last 4 rounds to pound out a harrowing victory. Charlize strutting, hands high, hugging her associates - next to Cat Bell, humbling Ali Landry ranks high on the blonde's list of turn-ons. "Say it with me," brays a glowing Charlize on-camera, "UNIFIED WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPEEEEEN OF THE UNIVERSE! Oh GOD, I am so back. AGAIN! Where's that Tractorpull Magazine punk? Where's he now, huh? I've got a good mind to beat that man over the head with a round card!"
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