"It's none of your business..." WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! "Who I kiss..." WHAM! THUNK! WHUMP! "Got it you nosy blonde bitch!"

Charlize Theron punctuated her sentence with one last blow that sent her tall blonde rival flying backwards crashing into a table. The beautiful South African actress licked her lips sporting a confident satisfied smile as she watched Deborah Norville bounce off the table and sprawl to the floor. Her gown was torn courtesy her peeved interviewee's flashing talons and her unforeseen crash had showered unwanted blotches of sauces and drinks on her elegant gown. Her hair was a mess as was her face, perfectly applied makeup smeared from the wrath of the blonde tornado.

"And the same goes for you...sweetie!" Charlize continued as she lunged at the second 'too nosy for her own good' reporter, tall gorgeous blonde Nancy O'Dell. She ducked, but too late as Charlize clocked her with a wild punch. The lovely tall perfectly tanned reporter yelped as she felt angry fingers grab the left shoulder strap of her gown and yank down.

"Nooooo...oucccch!" Running commentary also a bit too late but quite appropriate for the moment as Nancy reached up to unsuccessfully block Charlize's twisting ripping fingers that bared her breast, gave it a firm painful squeeze, morphed into a fist and introduced her erect nipple to her breastbone. A lightning fast double handed hairpull jerked the screaming beauty off balance and Nancy followed her fellow reporter's actions to the letter crashing into a nearby table.

"Upsie-daisy Debbie dear! Now, shall we continue with this interview Miss Nosy? Gosh, you're a mess. Food and stains all over that expensive gown. Tsk-tsk!" Charlize clucked sarcastically as she buried her fingers in Deborah's blonde hair, jerked her to her feet and slammed her back against a wall. "Maybe I should just rip the ruined rag off of you!" she continued as she grabbed the neckline of the torn gown, jerked Deborah forward and treated her to a mind numbing head butt, then ripped the gown clean down to the waist of the dazed reporter.

"Ohhhhhh my-MY!" The collective appreciative gasp of the few lucky onlookers echoed Charlize's sentiments as she looked at her now topless rival's lovely bare chest. A perfectly placed punch to Debra's chin was followed by a stinging open handed slap to her pert left breast.

"YEOOWWWW," the stunned recipient howled as she quite luckily blocked Charlize's next swing. Charlize huffed out a fitting volley of frustration and tried again this time driving a left hook into the blonde's jaw snapping Debra's head to the side. With a shout of confident anticipation Charlize dropped down and made good on her promise, ripping the torn gown completely, tearing it off and tossing it into the face of her second opponent.

"AWWWWWCK." Nancy yelled out her frustration as the soft fabric encompassed her face. She screamed as she fell forward having been tripped by an overly zealous diner who wanted to add her "two cents" to the exciting erotic brawl.

Hope you really appreciate my help honey. Care to tell me just who was more fun to kiss, Christina Ricci or Penelope Cruz? Huh?"

Charlize shook her head in anger, muttered to herself and made a beeline to the unwelcome meddler. Looking the lovely redhead straight in the eye she repeated once again, "Lady it's a secret, that makes it NONE of your business!"

WHAM! KERTHUNK! The fist came in like a rocket, snapped the redhead's head back and down she went; long legs kicking out from her short skirt and forming a most erotic "V," dropping like a gorgeous sack of potatoes.

"Hmmmmmmmm. All this over a kiss, or two. And they were such hotttttt kisses," Charlize mused, smiling as she took a brief respite from the battle to look at the two beautiful temporarily downed entertainment reporters who'd showed up quite unexpectedly at the exclusive small restaurant. They'd caught Charlize by surprise and fired questions about the two women she had kissed in her films.

"Are you dining with anyone special tonight?" they had asked trying to look around the elegant barrier that contained the most exclusive cozy dining area. Charlize had politely declined to comment; they both badgered. And the rest is as they might say, "catfight history."

"One more time ladies!"

"EEEEEEEEK!"

Charlize smiled inwardly as she heard Deborah squeal from her next kick. It was time to finish these two overly inquisitive meddlers off for good. She winced as her toes flashed "not so hard, lady" pain signals to her brain.

"Shouldn't have slipped out of the heels so early in the fight," she mused as she watched Deborah grab her ribs and roll away. It all seemed quite instinctive; kicking off her shoes, going for her rivals hair, ripping, stripping her opponents. She watched Deborah intensely quickly thinking out a strategy. She'd handle her first, then Nancy. Deborah was now on her hands and knees. She looked quite hot wearing only her torn pantyhose.

"Must make quick work of these two blondes. Wanna get back to my two favorite hot, beautiful, sexy-especially-Ungggggh."

Charlize's hot lustful thoughts screeched to an agonizing halt as her lower back exploded in pain. Angry fingers set her scalp on fire.

"Hey sweetie, remember me?" the angry voice blasted Charlize's eardrums. The most dreaded sound flooded her ears.

RIPPPPPP! "This is gonna be fun. Lots of fun. Interviewing snippy blonde hotties is a blast," Nancy's snarling sarcasm was highlighted with sounds of Charlize screaming,

"Nooooo. Stop it....my gown, my gown! OWW! Hey, that hurts. My hair...stop...AIEEEEEEE...."

The South African beauty couldn't believe her own words, and actions. She was actually acting like a frightened out "womaned" schoolgirl instead of the legendary catfighter she was. Nancy's nasty painful sucker kidney punch was followed up with a vicious hair pull and a lightning fast attack as the reporter ripped Charlize's gorgeous gown to shreds. As Charlize regained her senses and tried to save the shredded gown that now hung at her waist, she heard the angry shout of her second opponent.

"Argggggh!!" Charlize gasped as she felt a fist slam into her ribs and strong determined fingers cup her perky breasts. They were "nice" only for a second, then became painfully nasty. "My boobs, my boobs, please, you're killing my boobs, helpppppp," Charlize bawled as Deborah's talons squeezed, twisted and pinched her firm, sensitive breasts and erect nipples tenaciously.

"Got any more smartass answers for us yet, sweetie?" Nancy asked with a smirk that only one lovely blonde could give another.

(whoooosh) (whooosssh) WHUMPPPH! "YEOWWWWWCH!"

"Unnnnnhhhhhhhhh..."

Deborah's beautiful stunned eyes widened as quickly as her shriek passed her lips. The hard fist caught her square between her shoulder blades. She instantly released her twin captives much to Charlize's relief.

"Decided to give you a little help sweetie," the sugary, almost gleeful, voice chirped as Christina Ricci's eyes met Charlize's. She grabbed a handful of blonde hair and jerked Deborah backward off of her grateful prey. The young woman's fist slammed into the older blonde's back several times before morphing into an open hand that joined her other hand in closing around a most lovely, gasping, throat.

"Two against one isn't fair, blondie. Now it's your turn to go down! I hear you like to squeeze 'em; well, so do I!!"

"AIEEEEEEE..."

"Mind if I cut in?" The unexpected and unwelcome words were not seeking permission for a dance. Nancy came to know this in the fraction of an instant as a beautiful brunette leaped at her like a jungle cat attacks a surprised antelope. "This'll teach you to mind your own business, you blonde bitch!" Penelope Cruz snapped as she buried her fingers in Nancy's beautiful blonde silky hair.

"Oooooooooh, uhhhhhh," Nancy screamed and moaned in pained surprise as her gorgeous attacker yanked her lovely head back and forth. She pulled the blonde down onto a table and latched onto a firm breast with one hand and her rival's throat with the other.

"AIEEEEEEEE!" THUNKKK! "Ungggggh. Nooooooo."

Charlize watched in stunned amazement at the exciting erotic action unfolding before her as she sat and rubbed her sore breasts, also giving a comforting pat to other places of discomfort on her luscious body, feeling both relief from the battle as well as "left out." She couldn't believe that her two friends were avenging her. It seemed almost as if they were fighting over her. Well almost. She had invited them both out for should we say a nice meal and a "kiss," for dessert.

Earlier, they'd both argued over which was the best and Charlize's favorite kisser and who Charlize liked the most. After almost coming to blows, they were interrupted when Charlize abruptly excused herself and left. That was the moment when the two reporters had made their 'fatal mistake' and 'ambushed' the tall blonde Oscar-winner.

"Oh poor Penelope. You silly girl. Should've been more careful. Always watch out for the ashtray," Charlize mused as she heard the brunette yelp in pain. To Charlize's delight Penelope had pulled Nancy off of her, pounded her and wrestled her down on to the table. She was slapping the blonde silly, raining blows on her lovely face and beautiful breasts until the desperate reporter grabbed a nearby ashtray and let her have it. CLONK!

"Now it's my turn you stupid raven-haired wench!"

'Hmmmmmm, how strangely erotic,' Charlize thought as she watched the lovely brunette's beautiful eyes glaze over and her wiry body go limp. Nancy, who had been down under and on the losing side reached up, grabbed two fistfuls of Penelope's rim breasts and squeezed, hard!

"YAIEEEEE!" The brunette squealed like a banshee as the blonde dug her nails in deep. Nancy was all smiles as her long fingers milked and mauled the firm mounds, twisting them up and out of Penelope's tight low-cut, slinky gown. Charlize seemed to be in a most pleasurable trance as her eyes focused on the long rock hard nipples of her friend that were suddenly caught between two angry fingers.

"Leggo, please...ARGGGGGH!" Penelope wailed as her arms flapped wildly, her wide-spread fingers clawing the air futilely, then dropping and trying to desperately pry the determined blonde's talons away from her pride and joys.

"Mmmmmm, maaaa…aybeeeee I should help her?" Charlize muttered as she found herself moving forward almost in slow motion.

"AAAAAACKK. Oucchhhh! What the hell...stop that! NOOOOOO!!" Nancy's words came fast and furious as she felt sharp fingernails dig into her legs, then a fist smack into her ribs. Another and another until Nancy's ribs and head felt intense pain and her eyes blurred. Nancy's mind told her Penelope was no longer her victim. As she was dragged off the table her scalp felt on fire!

"LET'S STRIP HER!"

"You're gonna pay for messing with her-dearly," Charlize snarled as she jerked Nancy to her feet and began to make good on her erotic suggestion. The sounds of feminine fabric being ripped and torn from lusciousness seemed to revive Penelope quickly. She quickly rubbed her sore breasts and to the delight of many, made no effort to cover her wounded treasures as she leaped towards the two blondes who were going at it like cats and dogs, well er, let's say cats.

"Ouch. Stop it. Uhhhhhh…" Nancy screamed and groaned as she tried in vain to block and deflect Charlize's lightning fast hands while Penelope moved in and finished stripping the lovely blonde down to her dainties as Charlize treated her face and breasts to stinging slaps.

"You're so pretty and fun to play with," Charlize cackled. "Just like a blonde Barbie doll!" She raised her hands, reached up and smacked her open palms into Nancy's full breasts, squeezed them and backed her into Penelope. As the brunette held her squirming captive tight, Charlize pressed up against her, pushing her chest into Nancy's. "Now, who's the better kisser?" Charlize laughed as she gave the surprised reporter a long hot passionate kiss.

Breaking the kiss, she winked at Penelope, as she grabbed Nancy's hair and jerked her head to the side. Penelope giggled, then repeated the hot kiss as she slipped her hand up and cupped the underside of Nancy's left breast. Charlize licked her lips, bent down and teased the stiffening nipple with her tongue, then nipped the rock hard nub playfully. Nancy's face turned red as her muffled groan of pleasure was followed by an instant grunt of pain. Penelope suddenly broke the kiss. As if on perfect cue, the brunette and blonde released their captive, treated her to a quick slap and spin, then Penelope zipped in and fired a "Good night sweetie!" punch to Nancy's jaw that snapped her head back, sent her sprawling backwards into a table, then to the floor, lights out.

"Guess we'll never know who she liked best!" Charlize chirped whimsically.

"Unless she files a report!" Penelope chuckled. "I'd LOVE to read that one."

"Nooooooo. Ouchhhhh. STOP! Help, somebody help, please…."

The loud plaintive and rather sexy helpless pleas brought a smile to both Penelope and Charlize. They quickened their pace as they walked hand in hand towards the source of the distress. Christina was slapping Deborah at will, sending the staggering older woman crashing into tables. Christina had obviously been very busy and was enjoying herself immensely. The lovely topless reporter was screaming and trying desperately to escape as Penelope and Charlize watched in amazement and lustful interest as the brunette grabbed her panty-clad rival by the throat and flipped her onto a table.

Grabbing a bottle of chilled bubbly off the ice container she popped the cork and doused her screaming captive pouring the golden liquid over her hair, face, and upper body. Christina took a quick swig, tossed the bottle to a nearby enthralled diner, reached down and treated Deborah's cold wet nipples to several pinches, applied a stomach claw to her tight abs, looked up and smiled at Charlize and Penelope who were approaching fast and enjoying every second of the exciting spectacle.

"I know what you two are thinking," Christina smiled. "And Miss Nosy wonders the same thing! Upsie-daisey Debbie dear."

"YEOWWWWWWCH!"

Christina grabbed a double handful of Deborah's champagne soaked hair and jerked her to her feet. She leaned forward, cocked her arm and slammed it back hard hitting the blonde square in the breasts knocking her backwards. Deborah gasped in pain, staggered back and as Christina turned and moved in for the kill, she reached up in desperation, hooked her fingers in the front of Christina's gown and tore down with all of her remaining strength.

"Ooooooooh, you stupid bitch! You're gonna pay for that," Christina snarled as her two big beautiful breasts bounced free.

"She never wears a bra," Charlize sighed, her voice taking on a lustful glee as she watched Christina's face continue the angry snarl as she cocked her fist and drilled a perfect uppercut to Deborah's chin that snapped the older blonde's head back.

The young brunette darted forward, grabbed the dazed blonde by the hair and rasped, "Pay attention; take notes in your empty head. Gotta make a decision as to who's best," Christina continued with a mischievous, devilish laugh.

Christian jerked Deborah's head forward and gave her a long passionate kiss. Penelope zipped in, grabbed a handful of blonde hair, twisted the stunned reporter's head to the side and did the same thing.

"My turn! Don't forget me Debbie honey. What do ya think of THIS?" Charlize gasped as she jerked Deborah's head away from her brunette friend and gave the breathless reporter a hot passionate kiss she wouldn't soon forget.

"Enough already!" Cristina shouted with seeming impatience as she pulled Deborah away from Charlize, spun her around and delivered a stinging backhand. Grabbing a handful of blonde silky hair she pulled Deborah forward and pushed her face into her full left breast.

"Nooooooo...mmmmpppfhh..." Deborah's arms flailed wildly as she struggled frantically.

"Told ya you'd regret releasing the puppies," Christina giggled as Deborah's lovely body slowly grew limp. "Now, who's the best girl?" Christina chuckled as she let Deborah slowly drop at her feet. "That's a very good question; right Charlize, sweetie?" Penelope had slipped behind Charlize and had reached up and cupped her breasts. She was pressing herself into the lovely blonde, teasing her nipples, and nibbling on her ear as they watched Christina have her fun with Deborah. "Who's the best?" Penelope whispered in Charlize's ear.

"Yeah, Ms Hot Bitch, just WHO is the best?" Christina asked as she pushed the limp, fallen reporter out of the way with her foot and moved in up close and personal. She playfully, but firmly grabbed Penelope's hands and pulled them from Charlize's breasts. She licked her lips and moved in, cupped her own breasts and positioned her thick erect nipples perfectly against Charlize's pleasure nubs. Suddenly, she gave Charlize a long hot passionate kiss.

"That's enough. She wants me. I'm the best," Penelope said as she pressed her stiff nippled breasts harder into Charlize's back. She reached up and around and pulled Christina's hair hard.

"Owwwwch. That hurt you stupid bitch," Christina snarled after reluctantly breaking her kiss.