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Charlize Theron vs. Kelly Ripa Grudge Match by Bob

Sitting in the green room with Gelman and Regis Philbin, Kelly stared at Regis and said, "I can't believe I let you get me into this Rege!"

Gelman tried to protect his one star. "You didn't have to agree to arm-wrestle her. All you had to do was say no!"

"I had no intention of arm-wrestling. Regis was the one who kept digging, telling Charlize how strong I was. I tried graciously to ignore Regis' comments."

"Maybe you should have let her win," Regis added.

"Why would I let her win?" Kelly asked, her proud eyes flashing.

"Because, she's the guest. You embarrassed her," Gelman replied.

"I didn't challenge her, she challenged me. When she started talking about her strength, it wasn't me who said 'Kelly's very strong,' it was Rege."

Gelman looked at his brunette and said, "All right, so you wanted to win. Why didn't you hold back so the match was competitive? Maybe if you waited several seconds before pinning her she wouldn't have gotten so angry. Kelly, you embarrassed her out there," Gelman said.

"Hey, I've lost contests, but I never challenged anyone to a fight. And why the hell did you suggest that we have a camera crew there to film the fight, Rege?"

"You didn't have to accept Ripa. You could've said you wouldn't fight," Regis added.

"Right, and how stupid would I have looked if I refused her challenge?" Kelly asked.

"You would have looked like a coward, but at least you wouldn't be fighting someone who's an Amazon," Regis said.

Just then, Charlize Theron walked into the green room, stopped and smiled at her smaller foe and said, "I didn't think you'd show."

Kelly stared disdainfully at her, "I'm not afraid of you, you big stiff. There's a logical reason I beat you so easily. Now, I'm going to beat you again."

Hearing the brunette's words just made Charlize even angrier and she attacked instantly, tackling Kelly to the floor. Charlize mounted Kelly and started throwing lefts and rights at Kelly's large chest. Despite the heavy punches Charlize was landing, Kelly was punching back, powering punch after punch up into Charlize's small, perky boobs. The two continued throwing punch after punch until the shorter brunette landed a clean punch to Charlize's nose. Her face quickly turned to a crimson mask and she grabbed her bleeding nose as she sat back on her heels.

Kelly sat up and smiled as she saw the blood flowing profusely from the big blondes nose. Kelly had caught the South African by surprise and now she was ready to capitalize on the opening. Grabbing Charlize' breasts with both hands, Kelly shoved her onto her back and fell on top of Charlize, slamming her head on the floor.

Then Kelly scrambled to her feet and stood over Charlize, yelling, "Get up you bitch!"

As Charlize mustered her strength and started to get up, Kelly slammed her right heel down on Charlize's chest. Charlize grabbed her breast and fell back on the floor moaning. Kelly reached down and ripped the tall blonde's dress off, then threw it to Regis. The muscular brunette pulled off Charlize' bra and threw that to Gelman. As Charlize writhed on the floor with her hands covering her naked chest, Kelly stomped the blonde's stomach. Charlize moaned and rolled over, pulling her knees up to her chest as she was in a lot of pain.

Kelly contemptuously screamed at the tall blonde, "Not so tough now huh? Why'd you challenge me? I beat you in an arm-wrestling match. That's all it was. Did you think losing to little ol' me was embarrassing? Well, now you're about to find out what real embarrassment is honey pie."

Kelly kicked Charlize in the ribs, causing her to roll over on her back again, then the tiny brunette planted her foot on Charlize' breasts and leaned forward, pushing down as hard as she could. The tall blonde screamed in pain at the pressure Kelly was applying; her foot was forcing all of the air out of her lungs. After about twenty seconds of torturing Charlize and her breasts, Kelly removed her foot, bent down, grabbed Charlize by her blonde - and by now partly crimson - hair and forced the blonde to scramble to her feet.

Kelly threw Charlize toward the couch where Gelman and Regis had been sitting. They watched with their eyes becoming wider and wider as Charlize got bigger and bigger until they leaped up just as the blonde bombshells lanky body flew between them and sailed over the back of couch. They continued to watch as Kelly ran to the couch, leaped on the seat cushion and sprang over the back of the sofa, landing with her legs spread right on Charlize's stomach, knocking all the rest of the air out of the big blonde.

Kelly started throwing lefts and rights to Charlize's breasts and, when she tried to shield them with her hands, her face. Charlize was dazed and helpless; the smaller brunette was beating her senseless. Finally, Kelly was satisfied. She stood up and her clothes, face and fists were all covered with Charlize' blood.

Charlize was bleeding profusely from the nose, both lips and was cut over her left eye. Indeed, she was barely conscious but she was still determined to get up and fight back. She tried several times to stand, but each time she tried to push herself up, her arms collapsed and she fell back to the floor. Finally, the South African managed to get to her feet, but her head was spinning! As she staggered toward Kelly, Charlize stumbled and slumped back against the wall, supporting herself with one hand. Kelly stood smiling as she watched the dazed blonde struggling to resume the one-sided fight.

Finally Regis yelled, "Rip her up, Ripa!"

Kelly looked at her costar and then back at the dazed blonde. She nodded and walked toward the blood-spattered blond, prepared to resume the battle. Much to her surprise, Charlize suddenly lashed out and hit her flush on the chin with her right fist. As she staggered back, Kelly realized she'd made a bad mistake when she gave the blonde a chance to regain her senses and recover.

However, Charlize had lost a lot of blood and Kelly knew it was just a matter of time before the fight was over. Again, Kelly moved toward her dazed foe only to receive a surprise foot in the groin from the long legged ex-ballerina. Kelly grabbed her injured groin and stood motionless in the middle of the floor, her mouth open in a surprised little 'o' as she massaged her wounded crotch.

But the tall blonde had taking quite a beating and she had little left. As badly as Charlize wanted to go after Kelly, she couldn't find the strength to move away from the support of the wall. After a minute or two, Kelly had recovered from the low blow and she moved in for the kill!

Charlize stood with her back on the wall as the short, busty brunette put her hands up like a boxer, one hand near her cheek, the other low at her hip. Charlize pushed off the wall and stood upright, staring at Kelly as she raised her fists slowly and deliberately. Suddenly, the muscular brunette shot out her right fist, plowing into Charlize's stomach and immediately doubling her forward. Kelly put her left hand on the back of Charlize's head to steady it as she snapped her right knee up, connecting flush with the blonde's chin.

Charlize grunted as she dropped to the floor and fell back against the wall. The little brunette reached down, grabbed the South African's hair, and pulled her taller foe back up to a standing position. As Charlize leaned against the wall with her arms dangling limp at her sides, Kelly bounced lightly on her feet and threw a right-left combination to Charlize's chin. Charlize started to go down one more time, but the brunette beauty again snapped her knee up - this time she caught the South African in her stomach. Charlize's body crumpled and the tall blonde fell backward, her head bouncing off the wall with a solid THUD!

The blonde Amazon slowly slid down the wall until she hit on her round bottom. She sat her long, slack legs sticking straight out on either side of Kelly's feet, her arms hanging at her sides with her open palms turned upward. Kelly stood over Charlize's fallen body wearing a broad grin as the unconscious blonde sat with her head against the wall, blood dripping from her nose down onto her slowly rising and falling bare breasts. Kelly stared at Charlize, hoping she wouldn't get up. The fight had been relatively easy, but she was tired and had had enough action for one day.

When the blonde didn't move after a minute, Kelly looked at Regis and Gelman and asked, "You perverts enjoy seeing me fight, doncha?"

Both Regis and Gelman nodded dumbly. They couldn't take their eyes off of Charlize's perky little boobs as her chest rose and fell with her shallow breathing.

"So, what are you guys gonna do with that tape?" Kelly asked.

Regis sighed, "I'm making a copy to watch if I ever get angry with you. It'll remind me how vicious you can be in a fight. Besides, Joy loves this stuff. And I suppose you'll want a copy for Mark?"

Kelly smiled and nodded, "Oh yeah! Mark WILL get a copy! It'll remind him not to get mad at me too."

But to everyone's surprise, Kelly's victory celebration was suddenly cut short when Charlize, despite having appeared to be out cold a minute or two earlier, suddenly snapped her leg straight up between Kelly's open legs and slammed her foot to the brunette's pussy. Kelly rose up on her toes with the impact, then her body appeared to sag as she stumbled away red-faced on a pair of rubbery legs with both of her hands clutching her battered womanhood.

While Kelly had been chatting with Regis and Gelman, the bloodied South African had cleared the cobwebs and the kick took Kelly completely by surprise. The tiny blonde was once more doubled over holding her battered mound while Charlize slowly pulled herself up the wall and got to her feet. Unlike the first time she kicked Kelly but was unable to follow up, this time the big blonde was determined to take advantage of Kelly's weakened condition.

She grabbed Kelly by the hair and pulled her around toward her using the handful of hair to keep Kelly bent over so she couldn't swing her fists. Charlize rose up on her toes with a little hop and then chopped the edge of her open hand down on the back of Kelly's neck. The petite brunette's knees unhinged and she certainly would have fallen if Charlize hadn't given her hair a sharp tug to hold her up.

Then taking a page from Kelly's book, Charlize swung her long leg and brought her knee up, driving it deep into Kelly's stomach. Kelly was ready to go down, but the tall South African caught her under both arms and jacked her up against the wall, holding her up by thrusting her pelvis forward against Kelly's belly. Gelman gasped at the sight as it almost looked like the big blonde was fucking his star.

Charlize put both hands on Kelly's shoulders and took a step back, then drove another knee into Kelly's stomach. Kelly started to pitch forward but Charlize quickly snapped a kick under her jutting chin. Kelly's feet flew out from under her as she dropped straight down on her butt, then fell back. Her head hit the wall and she toppled over sideways until her face smacked the floor.

Kelly lay still as Charlize cautiously walked toward her. Although she was sure Kelly was out cold, the blonde wasn't taking any chances. She gave Kelly a hard kick in the ribs and the little blonde's body bounced but otherwise, didn't move.

The South African turned to Regis and Gelman, ran her hands through her hair leaving pink streaks from her bloody fingers.

Then she smiled and cocked one hip as she sneered, "Looks like you guys bet on the wrong horse. Now, did I hear somebody say something about a video tape? My boyfriend will want a copy!"

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