Blondage vs. Jenny McCarthy (Seve's Catfight Message Board) 31-Jan-99

Jenny arrives at Landmark Communications to plan her 1999 calendar. Full of herself, she is boasting that they will need to double royalties, because the sales of this calendar will be even better that last year's, which had to be their all time best seller. When she is told that the Blondage calendar was the company's best seller, Jenny get loud and rude.

"You're trying to tell me that the two old hag, dyke porn sluts calendar out sells mine? I don't think so."

Jenny stops short as someone yanks her hair spins her around and slaps her across the face.

"This dyke porn slut is going to kick your ass," hisses Janine Lindenmuller.

The sting of the slap gets Jenny's attention. She eyes the tall, tan woman standing in front of her. Janine has an inch or so height advantage. Jenny's strength is her arms, her meteoric rise to celebrity status has paid for intensive workouts in the gym. Janine has been a working girl for many year, high energy dancing night after night has given her great endurance and a powerful set of legs.

"You stupid, ugly bitch," shouts Jenny.

She throws a punch that slams into Janine's belly. Janine holds her ground, quickly recovers her breathing and gamely returns the punch, catching Jenny in her gut. Jenny notes the power of the older woman's punch, but unfazed, she drives another fist into Janine's belly. It takes Janine just a little longer this time to recover. Jenny grabs her blouse and rips it open. Janine is not wearing a bra.

"What have we here-couldn't you afford a decent set of tits," hoots Jenny, proud of her considerably bigger boobs.

Jenny grabs Janine's tits, figuring to end the fight fast. But Janine has won more catfights than Jenny has thought about being in. She drives her right elbow down on Jenny's hands, slams her left fist into Jenny's ear, ringing her bell for the moment. Janine rips off Jenny's blouse, wraps her left leg behind McCarthy and throws the playmate to the wood office floor. Janine dives on top of McCarthy straddling the younger woman and pinning her arms under her legs. She grabs two hands full of hair and smashes McCarthy's head against the wood floor repeatedly.

As McCarthy's eyes glaze, Janine presses her right elbow across Jenny's throat; as the blonde gags, she slaps and backhands the playmate's face, splitting her lip and bloodying her nose. McCarthy is disoriented and hurt. Janine quickly rises, grabs Jenny's hair and yanks her to her knees. Jenny's face is pressed against Janine's belly.

McCarthy, desperate to get back into this fight, reaches up and grabs Janine's tits-her fingers quickly find her foe's nipples. She digs her fingernails in, intent on maiming her antagonist. With a curse, Janine yanks the playmate's head backward and slams a fist into Jenny's left eye. Roughly, Lindenmuller hauls Jenny to her feet. Holding McCathy's hair with her left hand, Janine slams her right fist into her foe's belly. She drives a knee into the playmate's crotch, yanks her head down and slams her knee into Jenny's head, launching her backward. The playmate is flat on her back.

Janine grabs her legs, she pulls Jenny's shorts up and off/ Seizing the girls ankles, Janine spreads her legs wide and drops her knee down on Jenny's crotch. Spreading McCarthy's legs again, Janine stomps again and again into Jenny's crotch. Her eyes bulge out wildly as Janine mashes the heel of her left foot into Jenny's pussy. Jenny tries to rally, using her elbows, she pushes her head and back off the floor. With great effort, she reaches forward to seize Janine's leg. But the tough pornstar's foot kicks out and slams into Jenny's face, knocking her flat on her back.

Blood flows from Jenny's nose. Janine gives Jenny's crotch one more kick. As Jenny sobs loudly, Janine bends her legs forward, so that McCarthy's knees press hard against her own belly. Janine squats down on Jenny's thighs, trapping her under their combined weight. Janine leans forward, her left hand grabs Jenny by the throat. Her right hand slips behind her, finds, Jenny's sore crotch, rips away Jenny's panties, and digs her fingers into Jenny's throbbing pussy.

McCarthy's looks up through her tears and shutters at the ice cold determination she sees in the tormentor's face. Janine mauls McCarthy for a full minute. Abruptly, Janine shifts her weight backward, sliding off Jenny's thighs. Grabbing Jenny by her pubic hair, she lifts her ass off the mat, pressing Jenny into a matchbook. Janine, on her knees, press her crotch up against Jenny's raised ass, trapping her in the compromised position. Jenny trembles in terror as Janine stares down at her.

For a brief moment, Lindenmuller rests her hands on the exposed underside of Jenny's thighs, digging her finger nails into the soft flesh. And then her right fist slams down into Jenny's pussy. McCarthy howls in agony and struggles to push free. But Janine is unmovable. Janine beats down on Jenny's crotch until the wrecked playmate is finally quite.

Janine finally stops, stands up, rips off Jenny's bra. Wrapping the bra around Jenny's neck, Janine pulls her dazed foe up to a sitting position on the floor. Janine slips in behind McCarthy, sitting up with her legs around her foe. She wraps her muscular thighs tight around Jenny's waist. Janine squeezes the vice tight momentarily, and again Jenny's eye practically bug out of their sockets. With the choke collar held tight in her left hand, Janine grabs a handful of Jenny's blonde hair close to he scalp and yanks it out. She rubs the ripped out hair in Jenny's face.

"Now about these phony tits of yours," taunts Janine.

Janine's right hand grabs the nipple on Jenny's right tit. Jenny finds out what tit torture is all about as Janine mashes, twists, and digs into her tit. After a minute of so, Janine moves on to the left tit. When she is done, Janine lays back, pulling Jenny backward on top of her. Using the great power of her dancer's legs, her thighs bear down on Jenny's waist. Jenny's ribs feel like they will collapse from the pressure. Janine puts all of her concentration into the leg scissors, shaking Jenny violently between her legs. But then Janine's legs snap open.

With Jenny still lying on top of her, Janine hooks Jenny's legs with her feet, using a grapevine to spread Jenny's legs wide apart. Janine's right hand reaches forward and grabs the lips of Jenny's pussy. She pinches, twists and pulls wickedly. Jenny tries to shriek, but the noose around her neck stops her. Janine's fingers rip out patches of Jenny's pubic hair. Janine forces the hair into Jenny's mouth. Jenny, sobbing, begs her to stop.

"Please, I'll do anything you say, but please stop..."

But Janine is not ready to stop. She rolls her body over, flipping Jenny onto her belly. Janine abandons the choke, sits on Jenny's back, facing her ass. Her strong fingers dig and scratch into Jenny's ass cheeks, Janine spreads the cheeks wide apart, slams her fist into Jenny's anus. Her fingers work their way back down to Jenny's crotch. She forces her fingers inside of Jenny's pussy. She alternates between working Jenny to climax and clawing the playmate's pussy. For more than five minutes, she works Jenny over, leaving the plundered and exhausted woman sobbing.

"Please, enough, please, I'm sorry...I'll do anything you say...please, no more..."

Janine laughs. "Well, Jenny, I am done, but I'm afraid you're not."

"My turn," announces Julia Anne Miller, Janine's tough partner, the other half of Blondage.

Janine stands up and turns to her partner, "She's all yours, you best selling dyke porn slut."

Janine looks down at Jenny. "You know, Jen, she's the strong, mean one, so I guess you're in big trouble."

Julia Anne grabs Jenny by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Looking at Jenny's beaten body, she comments, "Nice job on the tits, Janine, what's left for me?"

Julia Ann is a big girl, tougher than Janine, stronger than Jenny. Her right hand grabs Jenny by the throat. Her left hand force itself into Jenny's crotch. Her thumb jabs into Jenny's pussy, her pinky digs into Jenny's anus. Miller hoist Jenny off the ground, raises her to shoulder height, and then slams Jenny down across her outstretched knee. She leave Jenny there for a moment, mauls her crotch and then shoves her off. Julia Anne stops to slip out of her skirt and panties.

She squat her naked ass down on Jenny's face, grabs the playmate's tits and pulls up and pounds down on the tender tits while she grinds her ass across Jenny's face.

"So this respectable young lady thinks we're dyke sluts, does she?" hisses Miller.

Julia Anne strong fingers dig into Jenny's stomach muscles, working her for a minute or so. Getting bored, Julie Ann stands, pulls Jenny to her feet. McCarthy is aware enough of what is happening to her to panic. Jenny slams a fist into Julia Anne's huge chest. Julia Anne retaliate with a punch to Jenny's belly that knocks her flat on her ass.

"Oh-oh, jealous, are we?"

Miller slips out of her halter top, unleashing two huge boobs.

"Now these are what big tits are all about, little girl." Jenny is still on her ass, trying to back up, but Julia Anne cuts off her retreat, pulls her to her feet and lifts her in a tit-to-tit bear hug. Miller's boobs mash into Jenny's, flattening her smaller tits across her chest. Gamely, Jenny wraps her arms around Miller and tries to fight back. But this woman is stronger than she is. In few seconds, Julia Anne has lifted Jenny's feet off the ground, crushing all resistance from the beaten blonde, bending her backwards while she crushes her tits and rib cage.

"Hey, you probably don't what to kill her, at least not now," councils Janine.

Miller drops the broken woman to the floor. Janine gives her a deep, long kiss and the two women pick up their clothes and leave.