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[Celebrity Catfight Federation Match] Suzanne Somers vs. Lolo Ferrari by MikeJV

Suzanne Somers .....................………………..................... Lolo Ferrari
5' 7" - 130 lb. Bust: 37" ..........................……………….... 5' 7" - 135 lb. Bust: 60"
Favorite Move: Scissors hold. .....................…………........Favorite Move: Breast/crotch smother

Suzanne enters the ring first in a red bikini and waives to the crowd. Lolo enters in a white robe with the hood covering her head. When she's in the ring she flips back the hood and drops the robe. The crowd goes wild because she's totally nude. Lolo walks up to Suzanne, slaps her twice and kicks her in the cunt doubling her over. Lolo takes a step back and kicks Suzanne in her left tit, knocking her on her back. Lolo lifts and spreads Suzanne's legs then stomps her cunt as hard as she can.

Suzanne screams out "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY CROTCH!!!" and goes limp.

Lolo strips Suzanne, throws her bikini to the crowd, then stands over Suzanne's waist (a leg on each side) and gets ready to straddle Suzanne for her breast smother.

Suzanne suddenly looks up at Lolo and says, "Is THAT all you have?"

Lolo stands there in shock as Suzanne pulls in her right leg, and drives her heel up between Lolo's spread legs, lifting her off her feet and nearly crushing her clit. Lolo lands on her back with a thud and just lays there with her mouth open, trying to scream.

After getting up, Suzanne looks down at Lolo and says, "Haven't you ever heard of The Thigh Master? I invented it to strengthen the inner thigh muscles!" "It also made these muscles stronger", then points to her own crotch.

Suzanne smiles and says, "Now I'm going show you what I do to bimbos with big fake tits. Especially stupid sluts like you, that think having tits bigger than your head will get you somewhere... WRONG!"

Suzanne then puts Lolo's arms over her head, sits down next to Lolo's chest, puts her right leg on Lolo's neck, her left on Lolo's stomach, then hooks her ankles and starts squeezing Lolo's huge tits between her powerful thighs, trying to pop her saline implants like balloons.

The last thing Lolo hears before passing out from the pain is the crowd chanting "BUST HER TITS, BUST HER TITS, BUST her ti..."

After 6 minutes of squeezing, Suzanne decides that she wants to torture Lolo for awhile before she destroys her huge fake tits. She releases her breast scissors on the still unconscious Lolo. Suzanne grabs Lolo's arms, drags her to a corner, sits her up against the bottom turnbuckle, then climbs out of the ring and looks underneath it until she finds a coil of rope and climbs back in the ring.

She ties Lolo's arms to the top ropes, and her thighs to the middle ropes, and her ankles to the bottom ropes and wakes her up. Lolo quickly realizes that she's in a corner of the ring, tied spread-eagled to the ropes. A look of absolute horror appears on her face.

Suzanne says, "I'll bet you didn't read the contract for this match did you?"

Lolo shakes her head "no."

"Then let me tell you, No disqualification, and the only way to win is with a pin. Which means, I am going to DESTROY YOU, YOU STUPID SLUT!!!"

Suzanne spends the next hour kicking Lolo in the crotch. After stopping to rest a minute, Suzanne sits in front of Lolo to admire her work. Lolo is soaked with sweat from head to toe, she lost her voice after a half hour of screaming, her entire lower body throbbing with pain, and her cunt lips and clit are a deep purple and have swollen to about 6 times their normal size.

Suzanne stands up and says, "Before I untie you to smash your implants, I'm going to soften them up with some boxing."

It only takes about 15 minutes of punching to cover Lolo's tits with deep purple bruises. After untying her, Lolo flops to the mat on her back. Suzanne reapplies her breast scissors from the right side and after only 10 minutes of squeezing, Lolo's right implant bursts, followed by her left one a minute later.

Suzanne stands, puts her right foot on Lolo's now flat chest, and gets an easy 1...2...3.

The medics rush in and take Lolo to the hospital. A year and a half later, Lolo has healed, gotten new implants, (4 bra sizes larger) and moved to America. Lolo finds Suzanne, and after an hour of begging, moves in as a pain-loving sex slave to Suzanne and her family.

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