Jessica was the first to come on the air. She was wearing a black mini-dress as tight as if it had been sprayed on. Faintly upon her hips a thong line could be detected shaping her strong ass. As the show wore on and she flirted with Howard he tried to edge her off the show to make room for Dian.

"Dian Parkinson?" asked Jessica "Isn't she retired at her age?"

The Stern crew chuckled at her joke. In the waiting room Dian didn't. Word came from the waiting room that while she may be older than Jessica, at least she was born with her body and hadn't needed a perverted minister to defile her body before she could get some attention and get the money to buy her body. When this made its way back to Jessica the Stern crew laughed at her. This did not sit well with Jessica, who was once willing to do anything to please the late comedian Sam Kinnison and was now willing to do anything to please Howard Stern for attention. She knew what Howard liked and suggested Howard scrub the midgets and let Dian and her use the mat.

Howard and his crew loved this. Jackie Martlin was howling like a dog. Even Robin quivered at the thought of the two beautiful women mixing it up in the studio.

But while it was clear that Jessica would do anything to get attention from Howard it was more than understood that Dian Parkinson was more than a little conservative. So it came as a surprise that Dian walked right out of the waiting room, into the studio, onto the wrestling mat and peeled off her tight, white dress. There stood a mature women of such beauty Howard nearly started drooling. He nearly lunged out from behind his control panel as he looked at the way Dian's breasts stood upright in her black bra and the way her thong clung to her superior hips.

"I'd make love to you right now, Dian," Howard said. "You've got some great body there! If you people at home could see, you'd be as hard as I am right now!"

Dian sparkled under the attention as the crew hooted and hollered at her. This of course did not sit well with Jessica Hahn who walked to the mat and peeled off her own dress revealing an even bigger set of breasts, a firmer as, and sleek, small hips. Each woman placed their hands on their hips and stood within inches of one another. Suddenly Dian stepped forward and pushed her larger nipples into Jessica's reconstructed breasts. Jessica's nipples were much smaller than Dian's. And while Dian was smart enough to realize her breasts weren't as big as Jessica's she would concentrate on out doing her nipples. At first it was working.

Dian snaked her arms around Jessica's waist and pulled the younger red head onto her breasts. Jessica's breasts were impaled on Dian's large nipples. This made Howard go crazy as he was describing Dian's perfect nipples and their mastery of Jessica's bigger breasts. Dian pulled her closer and Jessica squirmed nervously. As the men in the studio cheered her own, Dian's confidence grew and Jessica became extremely uncomfortable. She was not used to being out done by another woman, especially not on Howard Stern where she was queen.

Dian used her larger nipples and brushed nipple to nipple, up and down, side to side, wearing down Jessica's resistance and causing her to whine. The more Jessica winced and whined, the more confident Dian grew. She had now moved her hands higher up to Jessica's upper arms and shoulders and pulled her even closer. A look of panic spread across Jessica's face as her bigger breasts were being out dueled by a bigger set of nipples. Jessica's hair flung back and forth, from side to side as she tried to pull free. Dian gave a throaty laugh as she quickly removed her hands from her opponents shoulders and then grabbed two handfuls of red hair.

Before the nervous and embarrassed Hahn could respond, Dian speared her long, pink tongue between Jessica's lips. This caused Jessica to really squirm. First her bigger breasts had been outdone and now she was being tongue whipped and it was happening in front of her "friend" Howard Stern and he was cheering on Dian. As Jessica tried to spear back with her tongue Dian let her tongue slide into her warm mouth where she welcomed the tongue and while looking Jessica right in the eyes, she gently, but firmly, bit down on the invading tongue holding Jessica not just by the hair now, but also using her teeth to hold Jessica captive.

This was enough to send enormous panic through Jessica who was more used to being a big talker and when it came time to walk the walk she hadn't always faired too well. In short her bark was worse than her bite. Dian had bet on this and was winning the wager to this point.

Holding Jessica by her tongue, Dian was free to remove her hands from her long hair and reach down to her opponents young and firm ass. She grabbed two handfuls of cheek and yanked Jessica forward. The red head's narrower hips disappeared behind Dian's wide set. Jessica didn't know what to do with her hands. By now she was sorry she had challenged the older woman who was now making a fool out of her. Dian moved her hands up to Jessica's hand and pulled them down to her own hips and ass. This unnerved Jessica even more as Dian's expansive hips and ass could not be contained by Jessica's hands. And on the one time Jessica dug in with her nails, Dian let her tongue loose and moaned happily showing the younger woman she enjoyed her nails in her ass.

With her tongue finally freed from Dian's teeth, Jessica attempted to step back but Dian was ready and placed her foot behind Jessica tripping her down to the mat. As they fell, they fell together. There was a massive splash of breasts against breasts, of thigh against thigh, of bony hip against bony hip. But the hard fall had another effect on the two combatants, all the grabbing and pulling had excited Jessica to the point where the only part of her body which could not be improved upon by plastic surgery, her clit, grew to its full size, nearly three inches long. As they fell, the engorged clit stood up straight and sliced through the opening of Dian's furry lips. The fall drove it deeper and Dian panicked for the first time, attempting to look down to see what was inside of her. For the first time Jessica could feel the older woman's uncertainty.

She pulled Dian closer and rolled her over onto her back. With this movement she lifted her hips away from Dian and then plunged down hard. This had the effect of withdrawing her giant clit and then driving it even further into the older woman who was actually starting to freak out by the uncertainty of the overwhelming organ. This gave Jessica the confidence she had been lacking as Dian used her hands on the mat to try to crawl away, scooting her ass and heels on the mat. But Jessica followed her with each backwards movement and jammed her clit into Dian's pussy even deeper.

Dian had never expected this and that what was most unsettling about it. She was being humped by a freak of nature with a freakishly long body part. The refined and composed Dian Parkinson was now panicking as her smaller clit was being beating badly by the larger clit. It wasn't long before Dian ran out of mat and her head was against the wall. There was no escape. The preacher's whore had turned the tables and continued to grind down on the more experienced sexpot and by doing so she took command. The lips mingled as their wet pubic hair matted together.

Jessica was now fucking the older woman like a man. She was arching her back and driving forward with her hips. Her ass muscles drew as tightly as could be imagined. Her thighs now wedged themselves between Dian's as she humped the blond mercilessly. And it didn't help that Howard was giving the play by play and Dian could help but hear how she was being totally overwhelmed by the less experienced and cheap Jessica Hahn. It wasn't long before Jessica rocked her hips like a machine gun and Dian succumbed to the more powerful pussy and came, squirting all over the floor. The orgasm was exhausting for Dian and she just laid there on the mat in her own puddle.

This excited Howard and his crew even more, and that means it excited Jessica even more who realized how much men loved to watch a woman squirt. She wasted no time in bringing the exhausted blond to her knees and using the chord from a set of headphones to wrap them around the older women's wrists behind her back. She knelt next to Dian and told Howard to take a close look. She pulled the blond hair back until Dian's neck was hyper-extended and then with her free hand she slid three fingers into Dian and worked the older woman's lips and clit like an expert. It wasn't long before Dian was ready to come again. As much as her head hurt and she was humiliated by Jessica she could not override the overwhelming sensation between her thighs. Her large hips were magnificent as the moved as fast as Jessica's fingers. Jessica smiled at her own control and then pulled her fingers back and away from Dian. She used the opportunity to lick the juices off of her fingers right in front of Howard, which nearly made her faint.

As she slid her fingers back inside Dian she noticed her foe was now a helpless shell of vibrating womanhood compared to the dominating older woman who had had control from the beginning. As Dian's pussy humped Jessica's fingers, Jessica would sometimes pause and stop moving her fingers only to see Dian's hips reach for their pleasurable touch even more. This made Jessica so very cocky and she toyed with Dian's pussy until the blonde actually started begging the red headed slut to make her cum. With that Jessica smiled at Howard, gave him a wink, withdrew her fingers from Dian's wet nest (which made Dian start to beg even more urgently).

Then Jessica surprised everyone, especially Dian, when she returned her hand to between Dian's thighs not to slide inside of her, but to spank the older woman's smaller clit with her whole hand. This drew howls of pain from Dian who exploded like never before by the fifth or sixth slap. It was if a current of electricity had run through Dian. She was soaking wet from sweat and then when she finally orgasmed through the painful spanking her juices squirted halfway across the mat.

The elegant Dian would have collapsed then and there had Jessica allowed her to. But she wouldn't. She now stood in front of the quivering and soaked blond, wrapped one hand in her matted blonde hair, wrapping it around fingers and wrist and then started to hump Dian's stunning face. It didn't take long before Jessica came on Dian's beautiful features. The orgasm was long and drawn out and Jessica used her advantage to bury Dian's beautiful features tightly into her red bush. She kept her there for a good two minutes until her body shuddered for the last time.

As she stepped away from Dian's face, the make up had been smeared over the beautiful blonde's face. She was a mess. Jessica, however, was glowing. She let go of Dian's hair the older blond fell face down onto the mat with her hands tied behind her back.

Jessica raised one high heel, then pushed it firmly into one of Dian's cheeks. She raised her arms, clasped her hands over her head, licked her lips and leered at Robin.