Dian Parkinson vs. Jenny McCarthy by (unknown) 19-Jul-2000

At 53, Dian Parkinson is the oldest woman in the tournament. She enters the ring quietly, smiling and waving to her fans. She peels off her oversize t-shirt to revel a wide set of unfettered boobs and a broad, but very solid butt. She wears only a red thong bikini. As Jenny approaches the ring, the crowd starts laughing. McCarthy wearing a gray wig and a dingy house dress, leans on a cane as she walks slowly towards the ring, obviously poking fun at her older opponent. Jenny throws off the wig as she approaches the ring, hurtles the ring ropes, strips off her dress and throws into the crowd. Wearing only a black thong bikini, Jenny cups her boobs, letting them bounce free.

Shaking them all around, she shouts, "Hey Dian, big boobs can bounce like this before gravity takes its toll."

The crowd roars with laughter as Dian's face reddens a bit. Jenny snaps an impressive double arm flex. The crowds cheers. Dian says nothing, waiting for the bell to ring. In fact, Dian's years of relentless devotion to exercise and fitness have blessed her with a body that is still spectacular. While her boobs sit lower on her chest, her waist and thighs have thickened and her hips have widened, nonetheless, her stomach muscles are iron, her thighs display their obvious power and look to be considerably bigger and more muscular than Jenny's. But McCarthy has arms that a professional athlete would envy. Her strength, combined with her kick boxing skills make her one of the most lethal weapons in the tournament.

As the match starts, Jenny moves in aggressively, fists raised. Dian circles warily. Stepping forward with a big smile on her face, Jenny let's fly a spinning kick that slams into Dian's ribs on her right side. As Dian steadies herself, holding her ribs, Jenny attacks again. The young blonde fakes a head kick. As Dian brings up her arms to block it, Jenny redirects her kick, crashing her foot into Dian's bruised ribs. McCarthy spins around and slams an elbow into the side of Dian's head. As Parkinson lurches forward, Jenny snaps an uppercut into her jaw that lifts the big blonde off her feet and sends her sprawling on her back. Dian rolls over slowly. On all fours, she is ready to rise as Jenny launches a huge kick to her ass that again sends Dian sprawling, this time on her belly.

"Couldn't miss a target that big," taunts Jenny.

As Dian begins to press up off the mat, Jenny walks across Dian, stomping heavily on her back.

Laughing as Dian lands face in the mat, Jenny taunts her further, "Come on, get up and let's play some more."

Dian rises and begins to circle slowly. Dian, lunges at Jenny, trying to lock up the dangerous blonde. But Jenny slips away landing a left, right combination to Dian's side and back as Parkinson plows into the ropes. Jenny quickly slams her shoulder into Parkinson's back, mashing Dian's tits into the ropes. Her shoulder pressing into her adversary, McCarthy's fists work over Dian's kidneys and lower back. Dian absorbs considerable punishment as Jenny beats on her ruthlessly.

Parkinson suddenly reaches back with both hands, grabs Jenny's hair, shoves her big ass backwards into Jenny's belly and launches the surprised young blonde over the top rope. Jenny crashes to the floor, stunned, holding her head. Dian backs away from the ropes, taking the time for some much needed recovery. She glares at Jenny, who slowly rises to her feet outside the ring. McCarthy springs up the ring apron.

"Play-time is over, bitch," she hisses.

Jenny slides into the ring, marches over to Dian. Jenny slaps her solid belly.

"Take your best shot." Dian obliges.

Her fist slams into Jenny's well conditioned muscles, driving the blonde back a half-step.

Jenny smiles, "Not bad, grandma, not bad, but not good enough."

She drives her fist into Dian's gut, intending to knock the older blonde to her belly. Her fist hits a wall - Dian does not move. A flash of concern clouds the sparkle of Jenny's eyes. Her eyes widen as Dian slams her fist deep into her gut, below her navel.

A loud "ooff" is Jenny's only comment.

Jenny steps into her next punch. Dian backs up a bit, but it is clear that the tough old blonde is not hurt Again, Dian slams her fist deeper yet into Jenny' gut. Jenny trips backward, landing on her butt. Jenny is up quickly, with some new respect for her foe. This test over, Dian lunges at McCarthy, but Jenny skillfully side-steps and rakes her fingernails across Dian's tits as she shoves her away.

Dian, turns to face her young adversary just as a spinning kick slams into her left tit. Jenny goes back to her game plan, cutting off the ring as Dian tries to stay out of range, kicking her practically at will. McCarthy concentrates her attack on Dian's ribs. As Dian grows weary, Jenny starts head-hunting. While Dian is able to block the full force of many kicks, Jenny twice rattles her cage, slamming her foot into the side of Dian's head.

McCarthy steps back, smiling broadly, and moves in again. As her kick slams into Dian's side, the big blonde traps her leg and slams her elbow down on Jenny's knee. Dian shoves the howling Jenny onto her back, still holding the leg. Dian stomps twice on Jenny's crotch, then drives her knee into Jenny's pussy. Parkinson bends McCarthy's leg far forward, pressing it across Jenny's chest. With her body weight pressing down, Dian digs her fingers into the muscles in the back of Jenny's extended thigh, then pounds the thigh with her fist. Dian stands, steps around Jenny's leg and twists it hard, putting terrific pressure on Jenny's knee. Shrieking and pounding the mat, Jenny finally gets her free leg up and kicks Dian in the ass, causing her to stumble forward and loose her hold. Jenny scrambles to her feet, clearly favoring damaged leg.

Dian rushes at Jenny again, determined to lock up this nasty girl. McCarthy, unable to dance, holds her ground, relies on her fists and slams a right hand into Dian's jaw, with enough force to turn her away. Jenny throws several more punches into the staggered Dian's back and ribs. Jenny grabs her by the hair and drives Dian into the corner turnbuckle. McCarthy spins the big blonde around, crashes an uppercut into her chin that leaves Parkinson hanging on the ropes.

Delighted, Jenny proceeds to pound on Dian's tits, mercilessly beating first on one, then on the other, then alternating her punches across both. Dian's tits are raw from the persistent pounding. Jenny slams her elbow across Dian's boobs, mashing them flat, with enough force to drop Dian to one knee. Jenny reaches for Parkinson's hair just as Dian, at the end of her rope, unloads a huge uppercut that explodes into Jenny's pussy.

Jenny drops her hands to her wounded pussy, leaving her belly unprotected. Parkinson drives her fist deep into Jenny's gut, knocking Jenny to her knees.

Face to face, Dian head-butts the younger blonde, pumps a series of resounding blows into Jenny's belly. Dian wraps her left arm around Jenny's head, bends her forward and pumps her right fist repeatedly into McCarthy's belly. As Dian lets go, Jenny sags to her haunches. Jenny is dazed, laboring hard for every breath. Dian slams a thundering ax handle down on Jenny's chest.

Jenny's body shutters, but the still dangerous McCarthy suddenly nails Dian in the mouth with her left fist. Her right fist slams into the side of Dian's head. Tasting the blood in her mouth, an enraged Parkinson grabs Jenny's hair, head-butts her again, then throws herself on top of McCarthy. Dian slams her elbow across the young blonde's throat. Rising up, Parkinson repeatedly drives her knee in Jenny's belly. Lifting McCarthy's legs by the ankles, Dian spreads her legs wide, then drops her knee down on the blonde's crotch. McCarthy's eyes bug wide open, and again, Dian's knee grinds into her pussy.

The tough old blonde hair-hauls the woozy Jenny to her feet. Dian pulls her forward, trapping Jenny in a reverse headlock. Holding McCarthy in place, Dian repeatedly drives her knee up into Jenny's crotch, lifting her feet off the mat with the force of each slam. Dian releases Jenny's head, seizes the front and back of Jenny's thong, and yanks up, hauling Jenny off her feet and digging the suit into Jenny's wounded pussy.

Dian is all business, no smiles, no talk. She holds Jenny suspended in the air for ten seconds, then drops her to the mat. Dian pulls Jenny to her feet, slams a fist into her belly, doubling the young blonde up. Dian traps Jenny's neck in between her formidable thighs. As she squeezes her thighs together, Jenny, having a near death experience, wails loudly. Dian bends forward, wraps her arms around Jenny's waist and hoists her upside down.

Moving around the ring, Dian straightens herself, then pile drives McCarthy into the mat. Jenny is in a complete fog. Dian takes her time walks slowly around her foe. With a leap, Dian drops a thick leg across Jenny's chest. Sitting on the mat, Dian rolls Jenny to her side, pulls her forward and wraps her thighs around Jenny's waist. Jenny thrashes wildly and cries out, her ribs crushed. Dian, in complete control of her lighter foe, finally smiles. She wraps her hands around Jenny's nose and mouth, smothering her foe.

Dian begins to talk softly to McCarthy.

"You're not so tough, are you, little girl. Don't ever fuck with a real woman."

"Fuck you," Jenny screams defiantly.

Parkinson sighs, squeezes her thighs as tight as she can, until Jenny's screaming subsides. Releasing her scissors, Dian stands, hair-hauls Jenny to her feet, holding her up by her hair. The young blonde's arms hang limp at her sides, her rips badly bruised, it hurts her to draw a breath. Dian slams her knee into McCarthy's belly, twists her arm into an armbar. Parkinson kicks Jenny in the belly, twirls her in a wide circle, then throws McCarthy into ropes. As Jenny rebounds, Dian catches her in a bear hug and lifts her of the mat, crushing her ribs further. Ready to end the beating, Dian hoists Jenny high and slams her crotch down onto her knee.

A devastated Jenny lies sprawled out on her back. Dian walks over her, drops her big butt down on Jenny's face, grinding hard, Dian sinks her fingers into Jenny's tits.

"Let's see if these silicon tits still bounce when I'm done with them," Dian threatens.

For more than a minute, Dian works over Jenny's tits while she mashes her big ass all over Jenny's face. When she has had her fun, Parkinson stops, stands and drags Jenny's body close to the corner. Bending forward, she squeezes Jenny's left nipple, then her right, until Jenny's eyes open wide.

"We're not quite done. I want to be really sure that you learn to respect your elders."

Dian climbs to the top rope and then she leaps into the air, intent on ending the fight with a giant splash. But Jenny pulls her knees up and catches Dian hard in the gut and Parkinson falls to her side.

For a few long moments, both woman lie motionless on the mat. Jenny slowly rolls to her knees, gets to her feet. Dian is still on her back. Jenny slams her knees into Dian's belly. McCarthy straddles Dian's waist, grabs her by the hair with her left hand and pounds her face with her right. Blood flows from Dian's nose and mouth as Jenny beats her nearly senseless.

Blood covers Jenny's fists as she stands, hair-hauls Dian to her feet, drags her to the ropes, twisting the ropes around Dian's arms. With Parkinson held in place, Jenny proceeds to pound on her belly and boobs. Dian offers little resistance, finally her arms slip throw the ropes as she sits on her butt with a far-away look in her eyes. Dian is out of steam, and Jenny is herself approaching exhaustion. McCarthy slowly hauls Dian to her feet and Parkinson stumbles forward.

Chest-to-chest, Dian wraps her arms around Jenny's back, and Jenny quickly counters. The women struggle for control. Bruised tits mash together painfully, bruised ribs are under siege again, but neither woman will back off. For a full minute, the contest is on as each woman tries to crush her foe in her bear hug. But, little by little, Parkinson slowly fades. McCarthy is too strong for her. Dian wails and curses as Jenny lifts her off the mat, bending her backward.

Jenny crushes all of the fight from her opponent.

"Give up, you old hag," Jenny screams, bending Dian's back to the breaking point.

Unable to take any more pain, Parkinson screams out her submission. Jenny drops the exhausted Dian to the mat. Cupping her bruised tits, Jenny holds them high and then lets go.

"Mine still bounce," she laughs, then stops and clutches her aching ribs.