Ginny McKay vs. Nurse Rita (barb wire match) August 16, 1998 by Cristol
Good Evening fans, this is Cristol at ringside to bring you another exciting match in what 
has been a highly unusual night of wrestling. At least, I think there'll be a match, one of the 
participants, Ginny McKay left the arena in the middle of her tag team match earlier and no 
one's seen her since. If it this comes off, we'll have a barb wire match between two of the 
older ladies in the IFWF. 
Nurse Rita, from Glasgow, Scotland is 42 and on the downhill side of what once looked to 
be a promising career. Ginny McKay, from Charlotte, NC, USA, has been re-born since her 
old rival Mitzi McKay, the wife of her ex-husband and step-mother to her daughter Sunny, 
took the reins of "New Age." 
Ginny disappeared earlier this evening, leaving her daughter in the ring alone against 
Wolfpack. That match went down as a classic and Carmikel Video Services will, I'm sure, 
have it for sale on their 1-800 order line before next weeks show. But her leaving has put 
this bout in doubt. Even if she shows, Ginny could well be in over her head against the 
underrated Nurse Rita. She foolishly accepted Rita's challenge without, according to IFWF 
insiders, consulting manager Mitzi McKay. Rumors are that she was "punished" by the 
"New Age" for her rashness. I talked to both women earlier. Let's see what they said.
Cristol - Ginny, what in the world were you thinking when you accepted Nurse Rita's 
challenge? Have you ever done a barb wire match before?
Ginny - No, I've never even seen one. I don't know what's going to happen tonight. I guess 
Sunny and Mitzi were right to chastise me (at this point fans, she unconsciously reached 
back and rubbed her ass, hmmmm) but I just didn't think I could let that little pipsqueak 
make a public challenge and NOT accept it. Imagine the loss of face if I'd said no or tried to 
ignore it.
Cristol - Yes, but with the IFWF TV tournament starting, didn't you consider the 
ramification of an injury? I mean, you're fighting Kim Lee, who's pretty good and now that 
you're a member of "New Age" you have to think of them too. A TV title would not only 
bring prestige but money to "New Age" isn't that right?
Ginny - True, that's why I have to make short work of Rita tonight. She's small, light and 
not in good condition. I saw her fight and, frankly, wasn't impressed.  I got no second 
thoughts about taking this fight. Now if you'll excuse me, Mitzi and Sunny are calling. I 
can't keep them waiting.
There you have it fans, Ginny hasn't a clue what she's getting into. Everything she says 
about Nurse Rita is true, but she's a ring-wise veteran and somehow I doubt she'd have 
picked a barb wire match if she weren't pretty sure she'd win.  I mean, she certainly knew 
Ginny is 6" taller and 40 pounds heavier. I had a bad feeling about this before the tag team 
match earlier and Ginny's disappearance.  After you see my interview with Nurse Rita, 
you'll see why.
Cristol - Well Nurse Rita, you got what you wanted, a barb wire match with Ginny McKay. 
What were you thinking when you issued a challenge to a much bigger and stronger 
woman? Some think you've lost your mind. 
Nurse Rita - Heehee. Yes, I suppose they do, but that's what I want. I don't know if you 
know it Cristol, but I been in a few barb wire matches and did OK. I got scars to show for it, 
but most of these (I couldn't help staring as she opened her robe to display her torso with a 
half dozen nasty scars) were from my first match. I learned quickly. Tonight, that American 
will get her first taste of the wire and we'll see how she reacts. Some can't take it and just 
fold, others, like me, love it and fight harder. 
Cristol - So, which do you think McKay is, a quitter or a fighter? 
Nurse Rita - With a name like McKay, she'd better be a fighter, but then that's her married 
name, I don't know what her family name is. I hope she's got Scots blood in her though, it's 
prettier when spilled. If she quits on me, I'm going to make it very, very humiliating for her. 
I hate quitters. And with barb wire around the ring, I don't have to worry about her 
"family." It's gonna be just her - all by herself. That can be intimidating for someone who's 
not used to it.
So there you have it fans, the nervous newcomer to barb wire fights, Ginny McKay versus 
the confident, almost cocky even,  veteran of many barb wire battles, Nurse Rita. I can't put 
my finger on it, but something in the demeanor of both women tells me Ginny's in for a 
long, painful evening.  Now, after what happened earlier, I don't even know for sure if she's 
even going to show. I hope I'm wrong, because I like that scrappy veteran and I'm 
concerned about her family situation. I don't think Mitzi and Sunny McKay will be 
supportive if she loses, especially if it hurts her chances against Kim Lee later this month. 
Well, the lights are dimming, so we're about to find out if Ginny is even in the building.  
Let's find out what's going to happen.
The music is "March of the Wooden Soldiers" by - oh hell, I've got no idea - Prokoviev 
maybe? Well, there's Ginny McKay down the aisle ... and hey! Sunny's with her!! That's a 
surprise. Ginny ran out on their earlier match when it appeared Gayle Ashton was being 
kidnapped. I guess whatever happened has been resolved, at least temporarily. I'll try to find 
out the details and maybe get you the full story in a later broadcast. 
Ever since the "Dawn of a New Age" Ginny's been handled (some say roughly) by Mitzi 
McKay who's leading "New Age" to the ring along with Sabrina Rage - who's been hanging 
with the McKay's lately. Sunny I'm just told, is just back from the hospital where she was 
diagnosed with  a mild concussion. The medical staff say she'll be fine in 24 hours. That 
was a terrific pounding she took earlier tonight but she's young, strong and healthy. I'm glad 
to hear she'll be back in training in a day or two. I know it can't be serious or Mitzi wouldn't 
let her be here with Ginny. Ginny has her arm around Sunny and they're in deep discussion. 
She looks a bit out of breath and clearly more nervous than when we talked earlier. 
Whatever happened earlier, it seems to have shaken her. She's not her usual confident self 
out there. It could be she just got her first sight of the gleaming barb wire the IFWF just 
installed. Let me tell you fans, I checked it myself and it's not the fake rubber they use in 
the movies, this is the real thing. I've got band-aids on my fingers to prove it. That stuff's 
sharp!
Ginny's climbing through the ropes and the wire. Oh, she nicked her calf on a barb and it's 
bleeding freely. I warned you it was sharp. She really looks mighty uncomfortable. She slips 
out of her robe and I don't believe it! She's wearing a small white two piece. The one piece 
top wraps around her chest from the back just containing her big, firm breasts that we all 
admire so often, then goes up and ties behind her neck. The bottom looks like a single piece 
of cloth pulled up between her powerful thighs and is tied together at each hip. I can't 
imagine what she was thinking when she chose it, assuming she chose it and Mitzi hasn't 
forced her to wear it just to embarrass her again like the last time. If she gets caught up in 
the wire in that little thing, she'll be cut to ribbons, there's no protection. She's barefooted, 
as usual. Her feet are taped in the martial arts style, so I guess we can expect to see her use 
them a lot against the smaller Nurse Rita. She's very lucky to be in there with Nurse Rita 
instead of a tough opponent after the pummeling she took earlier. Even in the IFWF, you 
don't often see women fight twice in the same night.
The arena lights have gone out entirely now, and there's a spotlight shining on the dressing 
room door. Here comes Nurse Rita and what an entrance, ladies and gentlemen. To the 
"Theme from E.R." Nurse Rita is being driven to the ring in the golf cart they use as an 
emergency ambulance here. It's driver's dressed like a doctor, white coat, stethoscope 
around his neck, the whole thing. The red and blue lights are flashing, even a siren! What a 
show. Rita's in her usual starched white nurses uniform, but tonight it's long sleeves instead 
of short.  It's so transparent that in the strong spotlight I can make out her white bra, white 
panties and white garter belt beneath and her uniform white stockings. On her feet are 
white running shoes. The outfit's topped off by a nurses cap on her head. A very pretty 
picture with her long black hair and a stunning contrast to her dark skin. Now, here's the 
ring announcer: 
"LADIEEEES AND GEEEENTLEMEEEN, THE NEXT BOUT IS A SPECIAL 'BARB 
WIRE' MATCH. 
THE PARTICIPANTS: IN THE RED CORNER, STANDING 5'9" AND WEIGHING 148 LBS.
GIIIIIIIIINNY McKAY!!! ACCOMPANIED BY HER MANAGER MITZI McKAY, 
HER BODYGUARD SABRINA RAGE AND HER VALET, AND DAUGHTER, 
SUUUUUUUUNY McKAY!!!  
"IN THE WHITE CORNER, STANDING 5'3" AND WEIGHING JUST 108 POUNDS, 
NUUUUUUURSE RIIIIIITA!! RITA IS ACCOMPANIED BY HER 'COMPANION FOR 
TONIGHT' - DOCTOR PAYNE!! THIS BOUT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL TO A 
PIN, KNOCKOUT OR SUBMISSION WITH A 15 MINUTE TIME LIMIT."
OK fans, there's the bell and the fight is underway. Ginny is cautious but Rita's coming 
right at her, hands up in a boxing stance. Ginny's surprised and backs up. Clearly, she was 
expecting to wrestle and this is unexpected. Rita flicks out a left to Ginny's large bosom and 
the big woman backs right into the wire! She quickly jumps away rubbing her bottom and 
looking at her back over her shoulder. The barbed wire is wrapped around the ropes so the 
space to work is smaller than usual. It seemed to surprise her, but was the opening Rita 
needed. 
She slams a fist to Ginny's stomach. I heard her grunt with the effort, or was it Ginny? 
Either way, Ginny moves sideways, using her open hands to block as Rita stalks her. Ginny 
misses a wild right, it went right over Nurse Rita's head as she barely had to duck. Ginny 
better get away from the wire or she'll be . .  . oh-oh, Rita just hit her in the chest with a 
straight left and knocked her into the wire again. She yelps in pain and moves away, but 
there's blood on her back and the back of her thighs. There's blood on the seat of her suit 
too, apparently from her first trip to the barbs. She looks worried. Rita measures her and 
drives a left to her chest and then a right from her hip to her stomach.  Ginny's gasping as 
Rita kicks to the mid-section sending her backward to the barb wire a third time. She's 
screaming. This is brutal, bloody and ugly.
Rita follows and pins her on the ropes, pummeling her body with lefts and rights. Ginny 
finally gets her arms around Rita and forces her back out into the ring, then turns and hip 
tosses her across the ring. Ginny's back is covered with scratches, but none look serious. Not 
yet, so far just lacerations. Rita seems to be gaining confidence, she's got Ginny confused 
and she's moving in again. But Ginny looks ready now, her fists up. She kick-boxed when 
she worked in Bangkok years ago, I guess it just took her a while to remember what to do.  
Ginny has her fists up, but a left bounces off Nurse Rita's forehead and a round kick misses 
as Rita ducks under it. Ginny probably hasn't fought such a short opponent in years!
Oh, great move!! Rita faked a high punch and, as Ginny reacted, went for a single leg 
takedown. Ginny's on her stomach and Rita's working the big gal's leg, punching her thigh. 
Ginny pounds the mat as Rita twists and grinds her leg.  It's dangerous for Rita to be on the 
mat with Ginny, but as long as she's on top, she seem content to stay there. Ginny's kicking 
and squirming, dragging her to the side of the ring to escape the hold. She made it! She 
reached the wire and the ref's ordering a  break, but Nurse Rita stomps Ginny's leg before 
she backs off. 
Ginny's up flexing her leg and you can see her expression has changed. She looks serious 
and determined. Looks like Rita has angered the big woman, something she may regret. 
Ginny tries a circle kick, but Nurse Rita blocks it and slams her fist to the inside of Ginny's 
leg. She staggers and limps back. Now, they're locking up, but NO, Rita slicked Ginny and 
took her down by the arm. She's got the big redhead on her back with her arm stretched out. 
She's stomping those big breasts over and over. From the sounds Ginny's making, it hurts! 
Rita's turned it over into a wrist lock. She's letting Ginny get to her feet but bent at the waist 
to ease the pain.
Rita kicks Ginny in the chest and it really shakes the big woman, then she does it again and 
Ginny's down on a knee. Rita's really taking it to Ginny! Rita twists the arm, ratcheting the 
pain another notch. With Ginny's head down, the Nurse of Pain slams an elbow to the base 
of her neck. Ginny's stunned! She's face down on the mat. Rita gets her other arm, pulls 
them back in a surfboard.  Wow! Ginny's really taking punishment here as Nurse Rita 
bounces Ginny's big breasts on the mat, then leans back and pulls Ginny to her knees, 
ramming her foot between the shoulder blades. Ginny's top is strained to the limit, I 
wouldn't be surprised to see more of her any second as Rita's yanks on her arms back for all 
she's worth. 
Ginny's got a foot under her now, gritting her teeth and fighting the pain.  She's trying to 
get to her feet, but Rita's fighting to keep her down. Yes, no, wait . . .  yes, Ginny makes it 
to her feet and Rita has to remove her foot and now it's a standing surfboard. She's still got 
Ginny's body bent backward with that double arm hold, what a sight this big auburn-haired 
woman is with her chest pushed out and her hips forward...her strong legs wide apart for 
balance.  I'm sure glad I'm sitting in this side of the ring, because I've got the best seat in the 
house for the show. 
At least Ginny's up on her feet now. Oh no! Rita runs Ginny right into the barb wire. She 
got her head up barely in time to save her face, but took the wire across that magnificent 
bosom. You can hear her screams over the roar of the crowd. Rita's still holding her arms 
and she's shaking her breasts against the wire. That magnificent bosom is getting a terrible 
scratching. It looks like Rita's getting tired, she lets go of Ginny's arms and backs for a 
breather, leaving Ginny hung up in the wire. She's trying to get her suit untangled while 
Rita is catching her breath. Ginny can't get free, she's pulling at her suit, but it's tangled in 
the barbs, at least I hope her suit is the only thing caught!
Rita sees Ginny's predicament and moves in for the kill. There's a knee to the small of her 
back that brings another scream from Ginny as her knees buckle slightly. She can't get that 
suit free of the barbs. The more she pulls, the tighter it grips. Rita slams her fists in Ginny's 
sides, over and over. Finally!  Ginny kicks back to Rita's knee and drops the little dark-
haired nurse. What's Ginny doing now? Oh boy, she's untying her top. If she can't get away 
with it, better she escapes without it. 
As she turns, I see several dozen bleeding holes and 6-7 scratches marring  the perfect 
breasts of one of the loveliest older women in the IFWF. I wish everyone could have the 
chance to see what I'm seeing, it's worth the price of admission to get a look "in the flesh" of 
the IFWF's "cover girl." She's protecting her bosom with her left arm and using her right to 
fend off Rita, but it's not working. Rita gets inside and pounds Ginny's stomach with punch 
after punch. The big woman's taking a beating and she has to use both hands, leaving her 
breasts bare to the delight of the (mostly) male audience. You can hear hoots and catcalls 
whenever Rita lands a punch and Ginny's big breasts bounce provocatively.
Ginny's fighting back now. She lands a kick to Rita's stomach that doubles her over and gets 
her in a side headlock .. now a running BULLDOG! Rita's flopping around on the mat. 
What a turn of events, it looks like Ginny's taking control of the little woman. She drags 
Rita up and whips her into the corner. Yeow! You should hear Rita scream. She came out of 
there with red blotches on the back of her white nurses uniform. Now it's Ginny pursuing 
and Rita running. But just as I say that, Rita stops in her tracks and drives her fist right 
between Ginny's breasts. A heart punch! She's stunned, just standing there with her hands 
at her sides. Rita drives a fist to Ginny's stomach that doubles her, then pushes her 
backward into the wire. Ginny's hung up! Her arms are draped over the top wire and . . . 
what's Rita up to now? She just threw herself against Ginny belly-to-belly.
Oh goodness no! Look at this! 
Ginny's top is still tangled in the wire and Rita wraps it around her throat. She's too stunned to 
resist as Rita knots it tight. Ginny'll never escape! She's tied and hung up with both arms draped 
over the top strand of wire, sitting on the middle strand. Even if she got untied, the bottom of her 
suit is probably stuck. She wouldn't dare remove it and expose herself just to continue. 
But if not, she's finished for sure. Rita's laughing at her, standing there with her hands on her knees, 
alternately coughing, panting and laughing. 
With her breath back, she's taunting Ginny. "Look at you, you pathetic fool! Big Boobs - 
hey! What good are they good for? Absolutely nothin'!! Nothin' but...punching bags. Ha-ha-
ha"
Wow, Rita's punching Ginny's breasts left and right, turning them red with a flurry of hard 
punches. Ginny can't breathe with her top tied around her throat and can't even stand up 
with her suit bottom caught on the wire. Rita's prancing around, taking her time and 
conserving her energy, just stopping every so often to punch Ginny 3-4 more times. The big 
redhead is gasping herself now, but I don't see how Nurse Rita can pin her in this situation. 
Unless she makes her submit in the next (looking at the time) 4 minutes, she'll have to settle 
for a draw which I know would NOT please her after the way she's has been in control of 
the match from the outset.
Here she comes again, a couple more punches to Gin . . . What the . . ? Ginny kicked Nurse 
Rita square in the belly. She went down like she was pole axed.  Rita's writhing around 
holding her stomach after what can only be described as an "unexpected" attack. I don't 
think Rita ever saw it coming, she was totally vulnerable. Ginny's trying to untie herself, but 
she's having trouble. Ah-hah, I wondered when we'd see this. There's Mitzi up on the ring 
apron untying her fighter. Sunny's pounding on the mat, watching the time and screaming 
to Ginny, "Hurry up!"
Ginny's head is free, but the seat of her suit is still stuck in the wire. She's trying to free it, 
but with no luck. I can't imagine she'd remove the bottom of her suit as she did the top, I 
think the IFWF has rules against complete nudity, I better check on that for a future 
broadcast, just in case. What now, Mitzi puts a foot in Ginny's back and ... she just kicked 
her halfway across the ring!  It tore the seat completely out of Ginny's suit and both fine 
cheeks are bare.  It's more like a thong now but she's free and she's got fire in her eyes. She 
drops on Nurse Rita and you heard the Nurse grunt as all that weight hit her.  Ginny's 
lifting her up by the hair, and a body slam! That raised the dust in the ring!
Rita's red-faced and gasping now, really in trouble. It was only a matter of time. Ginny 
whips Nurse Rita into the wire so hard she actually rebounds off it, although part of her 
dress is left on the wire and there's blood on her back.  Ginny with a clothesline that drops 
Rita. Ginny goes to her knees beside Rita and uses a handful of hair to hammer her head on 
the mat once, twice, three times! Ginny hauls her up to her knees and drags Rita to the wire. 
Mitzi is yelling for her to rake Nurse Rita's face across the barbs, but Ginny refuses, saying 
she's not going to risk putting out Nurse Rita's eye with a risky move like that. They're 
arguing and all the while, the Nurse is getting valuable time to catch her breath and 
recover. 
Just as I feared, Rita's up and slugs Ginny in the chest again. She's down holding her breast. 
They've got to be sore after all the punches they've taken tonight in both matches. Rita kicks 
Ginny in the chest and she's down writhing on the mat. Rita drops on her stomach, 
straddling her, she's going for the pin, but no...she's taking off the nurses cap and covers 
Ginny's face with it. What's that supposed to do? Ginny's struggling but she's weakening 
fast. The cap must have some kind of anesthetic, chloroform or something. Ginny's pawing 
at Rita trying to get the cap off her face, but Rita's really leaning on her with her full 
weight. Ginny's too weak, her legs are kicking as her arms fall to her sides, she's not 
moving. The referee is starting to count....one....two....wait!
Sabrina Rage's ringside yelling at the referee; pointing to Ginny's foot which is clearly on 
the rope. I don't think it was there when Rita jumped on her.  Maybe in her struggles she 
accidentally stuck it in the ropes. Whatever, the referee orders Nurse Rita to break the hold. 
She stomps Ginny's breast again as she walks away. She's just about winded herself. This 
fight with the bigger woman has really taken it out of Rita. She's panting hard but it looks 
like that won't  make any difference. Ginny looks about out, she's just barely moving.
The referee's counting her out. "two....three....four..." she's moving, rolling over.... "five... 
six...." she's on her knees, "seven... eight..." up to one knee now, but I don't think ... she 
looks whipped. ".... nine....te.." She beat it! She just barely beat the count! She got her knee 
up right the referee was starting to wave his arms. He shakes his head and tells Nurse Rita, 
"Come on and finish her off." Rita walks over and kicks Ginny in the stomach and she 
crumples to her knees again. Clearly the drug, or whatever it was, took all the fight out of 
her. Rita's being deliberate now as she takes aim and drives her fist to Ginny's big right 
breast. The big girl rocks back on her haunches, but comes back upright, her face twisted in 
pain. Rita rears back and ...
OOF! Ginny punches Nurse Rita in the belly and she drops to her knees, her mouth open, 
gasping for air. They're both on their knees facing each other and they both look done in. 
Rita hits Ginny and Ginny hits Rita back. They're trading punches on their knees, neither 
with any strength left. THERE'S THE BELL, THERE'S THE BELL! Time expired. 
Nurse Rita had victory in her grasp several times and couldn't quite pull it off. Oh, what a 
bitter disappointment for her.  And Ginny, what must she be thinking? Rita looks really 
disappointed. She was close to a huge upset and she let it slip away. 
Wait, there's a commotion at ringside, the timekeeper, the referee and the commissioner are 
all conferring. The timekeeper's pointing at Mitzi and Rita's screaming at the New Agers. I 
can't imagine what happened. The timekeeper says Mitzi McKay rang the bell with a 
minute still left. The referee wants the fight to continue. Ginny's on her knees in the middle 
of the ring too worn out to even get up. What a night this has been for her. Everybody else 
is at the ropes yelling, gesticulating wildly and screaming. This may be a first for the IFWF 
a bout being re-started after the bell rang. Oh well, we have plenty start with no bell, so why 
not this too.
The referee orders the fight re-started and Rita's still jawing with Mitzi and the rest of the 
"New Age" crowd. Here comes Ginny! She drives a knee to Rita's back that throws her 
forward into the barb wire. Her uniform is shredded. Ginny pulls her out of the wire and 
gives her an elbow smash to the face that stuns her. Rita is totally out of it and Ginny's 
suddenly got her second wind. She's like a woman possessed and poor Rita's got no idea 
where she is. Ginny turns her upside down... it's the piledriver! Rita's down and out flat on 
her back. Ginny drops a leg across her throat, then rolls her up in a small package. Rita's 
not even trying to kick out, she's clueless as to what just happened. 
One...two...three! It's all over. Ginny McKay, as expected, is the winner but I doubt if 
anyone, even Nurse Rita's biggest fans, anticipated how well she'd fight here tonight. If she 
can do this well again, she could surprise a few folks in the TV Title tournament. 
As for Ginny, it looks like two matches plus chasing a lover around town, is a little more 
than a near-40 year old woman can handle. While Sunny helps her mother collect herself 
and the pieces of her suit up in the ring, lemme see if I can get a word with Mitzi about all 
that's happened here tonight. Mitzi! Mitzi McKay, can I have just a moment please? Mitzi, 
first that was a great move with the bell. It gave Ginny just enough time to recover, but tell 
us what happened earlier with Ginny and please, what's the latest word on Sunny? I know 
all the fans watching want to know if she's alright.
Mitzi: Sunny's fine Cristol, thanks a lot for asking. The Doctor said it's a mild concussion, 
typical after any IFWF match as I'm sure the Wolfpack will confirm. She'll have a bandage 
on her head for a couple of days on a nasty cut and he wants her to wear a cervical collar 
just to keep her neck stabilized, but he says there's no weakness or any long term effects. 
Growing up with three brothers and roughhousing all over the outback makes a girl hardy. 
She'll be doing headbutts in a week and then we can go back to dropping her on her head 
just like when she was a baby. As for Ginny, that's a serious matter. She and I will have a 
long talk about it. What she did was totally unprofessional, but she already admitted that. 
Sunny and I have ways of dealing with her to make her focus and you can be sure we'll get 
to the "seat" of the problem. 
Cristol: (giggle) I've heard the discipline in the "New Age" can be harsh and unforgiving. 
So she'll feel your wrath, eh?
Mitzi: Oh, not just mine, Sunny will get her hand in too. But I don't blame Ginny so much 
as the "Foul Family" and their minions, the "Sex Mullets". That crowd tried to use Ginny's 
feelings for Gayle Ashton as a weapon against her, that's unforgivable. Fortunately, she 
came to her senses about the time she reached the street. She had just returned to the arena 
when the fight ended. She assured me that business with her and Gayle is FINISHED, 
OVER, DONE. I think she's found someone else who stirs her loins even more than Gayle, 
but then with her you can never tell. But back to the tag team fight, winning and losing 
should be based on ring ability, not how many goons you can hire to kidnap or beat up 
people. Their day of reckoning is coming, mark my words.
Thanks Mitzi, I know you want to get back to the dressing room and take care of Sunny 
(and get to the bottom of the Ginny problem) so I'll let you go. Besides, I have to send it 
back to the studio, there's some late breaking news about IFWF figures being involved in 
some kind of traffic accident. Take it away Craig Kilborn at CPN-TV central.