IFWF Match: Ginny McKay (5'9", 140#, 39 y/o) vs. Caitlan Tyler (5'10", 133#, 19 y/o) DDD - Welcome wrestling fans. This is Dandy Don Duke (DDD) live at ringside from the IFWF. Tonight we're going to bring you the feature match in our inaugural broadcast of "CBC's Wrestling Night in Canada." With me is the living legend of Canadian Wrestling herself, the Vivacious Vivian Vachon (VVV). VVV - Thanks Don, it's a real pleasure for me to be here for this, our feature match, featuring Canadian cutie Caitlan Tyler and a low down dirty South-of-the-Border Slut, Ginny McKay. DDD - Caitlan and her sister Cassidy are huge fan favourites here and we expect her to get a warm welcome from her fans. Just as I say that, "Ain't Going Down (Till the Sun Comes Up)" by Garth Brooks plays as Caitlin starts her walk to the ring. Her fan club, I guess that's what those rough looking Rednecks call themselves, are whipping the fans here into a frenzy of excitement as this lovely Western Canada tough girl parades down the aisle. She's getting a standing ovation! VVV - Where's Caitlin's sister? I thought Cassidy was supposedta be with her. What's up Donnie? DDD - Dunno Viv, but she's got extremely risqué denim shorts. That's almost a thong for goodness sake and her sleeveless shirt is slashed open at the sides and tied in a knot just below her breasts. She's showing a lot of cleavage - I guess she knows we're being televised Canada-wide. Of course, she's wearing her cowboy boots but no hat tonight. VVV - That's so her hometown fans can see her pretty face you dope. The Tyler girls are both big and tough, I can't wait to see them tear into these Yank bitches. DDD - It's not a tag team Viv, it's a singles match, Catilan against Momma McKay. VVV - That's Ginny, right. I remember her from when I was winding up my career. She was always flaunting those big boobs of hers. God, what a travesty on the good name of pro wrestling that one is. I suppose her little bitch daughter is no better. Is she even legal or is she someone's illegitimate love child? DDD - Ah...ummmmm, let's move on to the introductions, OK Viv? VVV - Yeah, whatever. This Tyler gal, which one is she again? really looks fit and hard. A real sculpted work of art if you ask me. Jeez, I'm sure glad they didn't build 'em like that back when I was grapplin' for a living. Lookit the size of her, will ya! DDD - Yes, she's 5'10" and a solid 133 lbs., about 60 kilos. That's a lot of white power packed into that costume. VVV - From what I've heard, Caitlan's the vain and self-absorbed sister. She prefers a more toned figure than her twin sister, not willing to sacrifice that ravishing figure for the extra pounds of muscle. But I'm afraid Caitlan's too even tempered, too emotionally controlled, especially compared to her sister Cassidy. DDD - Why is that a problem? Keeping your emotions under control is a plus in this sport isn't it? VVV - Well, Caitlan's training regimen leans to endurance and having a balanced upper and lower body but Cassidy likes to emphasise her great upper body. Me, I always preferred violence and brute strength to finesse or technique. I'm worried that against this aging vet McKay, Caitlan could have some problems. [Caitlan takes her time, stopping to shake hands with her REDNECKS and signing autographs for the fans] VVV - She definitely knows how to work a crowd. This bunch is about to charge the ring to get at her. Good girl Caitlan! ["Pretty Woman" starts even before Caitlan reaches the ring, irritating her. Ginny McKay pops out from behind the curtain to scattered boos and several wolf whistles from the older men in the crowd. She's dressed in a one-piece green wrestling suit, scooped neckline revealing bulges of flesh where her breasts are pushed up nearly exploding out the top. The legs of her suit are cut high on her hips, making her soft, fleshy legs appear longer. Her auburn hair is cut short and her feet are bare. Beside her is her daughter Sunny, tall and willowy with long, wild, blond hair. She's dressed in a Navy micro skirt and matching jacket beneath which only a black lace bra can be seen. She's wearing a pair of white high heels that make her long legs seem to go on forever!] DDD - Pant, pant, pant! Wow, that Ginny looks pretty good, I mean considering her age. She's almost as old as you isn't she Viv? VVV - Yeah, and get your lecherous hand off my thigh. Keep it to yourself or I'll snap you like a twig you chauvinist pig! Do you see how both McKay's seem ta be movin' real slow. Sunny's still limping after that beating she took last week from Ashton and that Red Sonya. They really put a whuppin' on the McKay's, it's a crime they didn't win that match. [The McKay's reach the ring and Ginny enters and raises her arms over her head as she and Sunny parade around letting everyone ogle their fine figures. Sunny finally leaves the ring and hops down on the arena floor when the referee calls Ginny and Caitlan together to go over the rules. While they chat, Cassidy comes down the ramp behind Sunny who has her eyes riveted on Caitlan although it's obvious she's wondering why the crowd is cheering since nothing's going on. Cassidy's wearing black jeans, boots, a shirt, cowboy hat, bandanna, workgloves and denim jacket.] VVV - Hey, check this out! Lookit that cowbell on a rope she's got coiled in one hand. So that's the 'Lethbridge Steer Rope' I been hearing about, eh? Outstanding! And I love the idea of the branding iron she's carrying over her shoulder. You never know when you'll need a foreign object in a match so you should always bring your own along, just in case. [As Cassidy comes up behind Sunny, she reaches out with branding iron and taps Sunny on the shoulder. Sunny turns around and you can see she's startled to see Cassidy. When she looks down and sees the branding iron, she backs away - her eyes wide! Cassidy stands there with the branding iron still pointing at Sunny and says something to her.] DDD - I couldn't hear that Viv, whaddit she say? VVV - Dunno, these old cauliflower ears aren't what they used to be. Something about, ". . . it could have been then . . ." What's that mean? DDD - I've not got a clue. Does it really matter? Whoops, there's the bell - this match is underway. [Caitlan moves quickly around the ring with Ginny after her. They finally tie up in a far corner and Ginny slams into Caitlan with her shoulder. That rattles the tall young girl and Ginny pulls Caitlan out of the corner and hip tosses her back in the middle of the ring.] VVV - Good start by the old redhead, Don but she better keep it up or she'll get in trouble just like she did last week. [Ginny goes to Caitlan and takes her by the hair from behind as she sits on the mat shaking her head. Ginny hauls Caitlan to her feet and twists her arm but Caitlan swings the older woman around and Ginny's catapulted into the side ropes. Caitlan tries a dropkick, but the wily ol' Ginny grabs the ropes and Caitlan crashes to the mat on her back. Then Ginny jumps up and drops an elbow across Caitlan's chest.] DDD - Ouch! That's gotta hurt. VVV - You don't know how bad, Donny boy! You've no idea at all. [Ginny picks up Caitlan's left leg and goes for a step-over toe hold, but Caitlan escapes by kicking Ginny in the stomach. While the redhead stumbles back clutching her tummy, Caitlan rolls to the ropes and gets up rubbing her chest while Ginny walks off the pain and tries to catch her breath. They circle again, each more cautious after feeling the power of the other. Whenever Ginny tries to close with her, Caitlan slides away or ducks under her grasp, eluding the heavier but older woman and laughing at the ease with which she is able to avoid her attacks.] DDD - This is borrrrrring! When are we gonna see some action Viv? VVV - That's not boring you dope, that's tactics. Caitlan's fighting smart by making Ginny chase her. Just shut up and watch. [Ginny is perspiring heavily and the pace of her pursuit of Caitlan has slowed noticeably. The fans are getting restless, scattered boos can be heard as the redhead huffs and puffs around the ring after her younger prey. Whenever Caitlan is cornered, she slams a fist or knee into Ginny's midsection, further weakening her. After the last one, Ginny remains doubled over, one hand on her tummy and the other holding the rope as she tries to catch her breath. Caitlan grabs two handfuls of Ginny's hair, pulls her around and monkeyflips her out to the middle of the ring. Ginny lays on her back with her big bosom heaving as Caitlan kips up to her feet and runs to her.] VVV - Watch and learn Donny, watch and learn. [Caitlan pulls Ginny up by the arm, turns her around and drives her knee into her stomach. The kneelift lands squarely and Ginny's feet are lifted off the mat by the force of it. She's staggered but Caitlan immediately pulls her close and slides her hand up inside the leg of Ginny's suit, hooks her head and SUPLEX's her up, over and down to the mat with a ring- shaking impact!] DDD - Oh brother! What a move! [Ginny rolls away just as Caitlan launches herself in the air and when she comes down with her leg extended, Ginny's no longer there. Ginny kicks Caitlan in the back as she lays on the mat and then hauls her up by the hair, slaps her across the face and says something to her. Before Caitlan can think of a clever reply, Ginny pulls her into a front headlock and starts to apply pressure. Caitlan starts to push Ginny back into the corner where her sister Cassidy is waiting. Just at the last second, Ginny turns around and shoves Caitlan butt-first into the corner. Caitlan grabs the ropes behind her and when Ginny tries to DDT her, Caitlan holds onto the ropes and lets Ginny drop on her ass in front of her.] VVV - Nice move by the rookie! I was afraid Ginny was about to end it right there. [Caitlan springs out of the corner, grabs Ginny around the neck as she's getting up and slams her face-first into the mat with a bulldog. On a roll now, Caitlan scoops Ginny up and bodyslams her back down to the mat. Ginny raises a cloud of rosin dust as she bounces off the spongy ring covering at Caitlan's feet. Caitlan smiles over at Sunny as she twists her hand in Ginny's hair and pulls her back to her feet, drives her knee into Ginny's suddenly soft stomach and walks her back into the corner right above where Sunny is screaming at her mother to get back into the fight.] DDD - Looks like Caitlan's taken control of this match finally! VVV - She's gotta be careful of her position, Sunny's lurking right there outside the ring. [Caitlan pushes Ginny against the turnbuckle, holding her with one hand on her shoulder as she delivers a series of knife-edge chops to the busty redhead's throat, upper chest and, especially her big, soft, vulnerable breasts. Each slapping sound is instantly followed by a grunt, groan or the infrequent yelp of pain, from Ginny as Caitlan's open hand smacks, slaps and cracks against her fleshy torso. Suddenly, Caitlan lets out a surprised cry of her own as her feet are pulled out from under her and she's dragged out of the ring by Sunny who is no longer able to restrain herself as her mother is being battered from pillar to post by this teenaged girl.] DDD - There you are Viv, you were absolutely right. That blond minx couldn't keep out of it. She is such a bit... VVV - Careful Don, you'll get us canceled the first night of the show! [Sunny drags Caitlan's body under the bottom rope and slams her fist into the teens face. Caitlan's knees buckle and she falls back against the ring apron holding on to keep from falling to the floor. Sunny stands Caitlan up using a handful of hair and draws back her fist to hit her again. Just then, Cassidy comes running up behind Sunny and uppercuts her between the legs with her branding iron. Sunny's face goes white and she doubles over with both hands squeezed between her sinewy thighs. Ginny turns around and sees Sunny being attacked with the branding iron and starts to step through the ropes to go to her aid. Before she is through the ropes, Cassidy drops Sunny with the branding iron across the back of her skull, sending her sprawling face down on the cement floor.] DDD - This is getting out of control fast. What's the referee waiting for? VVV - He's waiting to see if the Tyler's can handle this themselves or if they need his assistance. Looks to me like they have it under control. [As Ginny jumps off the ring apron, Caitlan and Cassidy both turn in unison and kick the busty redhead right in the boobs. Caitlan in the left and Cassidy in the right. Ginny flies back against the ring, bounces off and is caught by the sisters, held at shoulder height and then dropped on her belly across their extended knees. The arena is silent as Ginny's body drops in slow motion onto the sisters knees. The sound of her grunt on impact was audible. She folded over and, for a moment, looked like a balloon with all the air gone out of it as her body molded itself to the curve of their muscular thighs.] DDD - Owwwwwwch! VVV - YESSSSSSSS! [Cassidy and Caitlan stood up and let Ginny drop to the cement. Caitlan took Ginny by the seat of her suit and one arm and rolled her back under the ropes into the ring as Cassidy walked over and kicked Sunny in the ribs. Getting no response, she knelt, rolled Sunny onto her back and unfastened her belt, pulling it from around her waist and waving it over her head like a trophy. As Caitlan got into the ring to deal with Ginny, Cassidy put her toe under Sunny's shoulder, rolled her over and started to whip her back and butt with her own belt as the crowd stood and cheered.] DDD - This is ridiculous! VVV - I told you. You mess with us Canucks, you get your ass whipped. Now you see what I mean, eh? [While Cassidy deals with her wayward daughter, Ginny is being set up by Caitlan Tyler inside the ring. A running powerslam followed by a guillotine legdrop from the top turnbuckle, the move Caitlan calls, "The AXE BLADE!" She hooks Ginny's legs and the referee slaps the mat three times (quickly) to end the match. But the McKay's humiliation has only begun.] DDD - There you have it wrestling fans, a quick and decisive win by Caitlan Tyler over the once highly regarded Ginny McKay. VVV - It ain't over yet Don sweetheart! [Cassidy throws Sunny into the ring and joins her sister. Together, Caitlan and Cassidy deliver side-by-side Sidewalk Slams on the McKay's! Caitlan drags Ginny over to a corner where she's joined by a couple of Tyler fans, Jeb and Ski of the REDNECKS. They take off the ropes they use to hold their pants up and tie Ginny hand and foot to the corner turnbuckle. She's struggling, but after all she's endured at Caitlan's hands, she's got little energy left to resist. They have little trouble tying her up, then they sit on the ring apron to watch. Cassidy and Caitlin roll Sunny onto her stomach and tie her ankles with a rope the REDNECKS toss into the ring for her.] DDD - I can't believe the referee is allowing this. Where's van Vliet? Where's the Commissioner? Where's .... VVV - Shut up, you wimp. [Cassidy puts her feet on Sunny's shoulders, takes young McKay by the wrists and leans back. Sunny's torso is pulled off the mat as her arms are hauled back, popping the buttons on her jacket and nearly shoving her perky little breasts right out of the tight bra she's wearing. Sunny moans in pain as Caitlin straddles her knees and pulls up her dress.] DDD - Oh my God, she's naked!! VVV - Look again Don. She's wearing a thong, it's just wedged so far up her ... whatever, that you can't see it. [While Cassidy holds her down, Caitlan uses the Tyler branding iron to brand each cheek of Sunny's bare bum, making her hips buck and her legs thrash as Caitlan puts her entire weight down on the iron. When Caitlan's finished branding, Cassidy stands up, goes over and gets Sunny's belt. She blows a taunting and teasing kiss to Ginny, then goes over to Sunny, pushes Caitlan away and straddles Sunny's legs. She lashes Sunny at least a half dozen times across her bare bottom and doesn't stop until both mother and daughter are in tears. Finally, she loops Sunny's belt around her neck before she goes over and gives Ginny a final knee to the mid-section.] VVV - Yes. Way to go girls, you showed those bitches a thing or two! [The Tyler sisters leave the ring to the cheers of their fans! The McKay's are left in the ring to be freed by the EMT's who check on their condition and pronounce them, 'embarrassed but not injured' and refuse to help them to their dressing room.]