Mitzi McKay vs. Mistress Alexandra Capone
Cravin Moorhead: Up next we have Big Mitzi McKay facing another Bartuzzinni Family 
member. We seen what happened last time when Mitzi faced Giovanna "Mafia Princess" 
Bartuzzinni **Show replay** (Giovanna is trapped in the tree of woe, while Alexandra is 
fighting with Ginny and Sunny McKay. Suddenly, Santina Bartuzzinni comes out and 
clobbers Mitzi with Alexandra's unloaded tommy gun knocking her out. Santina frees her 
sister from the turnbuckle and places her on Mitzi as the ref counts to three.) This week 
Mistress Alexandra Capone, a veteran valet, has her debut match against Mitzi but 
Alexandra may be overmatched here today. 
Anita Longwood: Yeah, but Alexandra has one big advantage - she's about half of Mitzi's 
age! 
Cravin: That's an exaggeration. True, Mitzi is no spring chicken but she definitely has the 
size and strength advantage. 
Dick Fitzwell: But Alexandra has a hotness advantage over Mitzi. 
Anita: Shut up Dick! 
Cravin: Lets go ringside. 
Announcer: THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!! MAKING HER 
WAY DOWN TO THE RING FIRST ACCOMPANIED BY SUNNY AND GINNY 
MCKAY, STANDING NEARLY 6 FEET TALL AND WEIGHING OVER 160 
POUNDS... MITZI MCKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
(massive crowd pop) 
Mitzi enters flanked by Sunny and Ginny to no music, both seconds are wearing short, 
tight skirts and matching jackets with thigh-hi stockings and heels while Mitzi's dressed 
in a sheer white one-piece cut high at the hips and has a plunging back (almost to her 
ass). There's enough material across her bottom that her cheeks are barely covered. In 
front, the top goes clear up to her throat where it's attached to a "choker" collar to hold it 
securely in place. The extra-large arm cut-outs, however, leaves the outer third of her 
breasts showing where the soft flesh bulges from the tight suit. On the front, midway 
between her bosom and waist is a large, red monogram "M" for Mitzi (or McKay?) 
Cravin: Looks like Mitzi means business today. 
(Mitzi stretches in the ring while the two other McKay's wait outside the ring as 
Traditional Italian music begins to play over the speakers.)
ANNOUNCER: AND HER OPPONENT, REPRESENTING THE BARTUZZINNI 
FAMILY AND MAKING 
HER DEBUT MATCH. STANDING 5'5" AND WEIGHING IN AT A SOLID 118 
POUNDS...MISTRESS ALEXANDRA CAPONE!!!!!!!! 
(Major crowd boos) 
Alexandra walks out shocking everyone by not wearing her usual trenchcoat and fedora or 
sunglasses. Instead she walks out in a vinyl two piece outfit that is in the colors of the 
Italian flag. Her top kind of resembles a vinyl sports bra in the colors of green white and 
red, her bottom half are very short green white and red skin tight vinyl shorts that are 
short enough to be briefs. Her long black hair is worn down. The crowd peppers her with 
litter and boos, she responds to them with curses in Italian. She comes to the ring 
barefoot. 
Dick: I told you she is hot!!! I don't know why these guys hate her, this must be a gay 
town. 
Cravin: There you go, we're going to have a homosexual protest rally against us now for 
your homophobic speech! 
Anita: Alexandra is gonna get squashed!! 
(Alexandra enters the ring and stares across at Mitzi) 
Cravin: You are right Anita in a way, Alexandra looks tiny next to the taller more 
muscular Mitzi. 
(Mitzi turns her head for a moment looking down at Ginny and Sunny, Alexandra sees 
her chance and charges across the ring and attacks Mitzi before the bell.) 
Cravin: Well, Alexandra isn't that much of a rookie she seen her opportunity to attack 
Mitzi and she went for it, although it isn't having much effect as Mitzi just stares at her. 
(Alexandra goes for a kick, but Mitzi catches her foot. Alexandra bounces on one foot as 
Mitzi holds the other one. Alexandra waves her hands in the air as if begging Mitzi. Mitzi 
tosses Alexandra aside) 
Anita: Mitzi just launched Alexandra across the ring. 
(Alexandra gets up and charges Mitzi and goes for a shoulder block, but Mitzi stands firm 
and it is Alexandra who falls. Alexandra climbs the turnbuckle as Mitzi comes towards 
it.) 
Cravin: What is Alexandra doing??? 
Dick: Going for a high risk manuever. That might not be a good idea. 
Cravin: Alexandra leaps at Mitzi with a high crossbody block but she is CAUGHT IN 
MIDAIR!!!! Alexandra has a shocked and worried look on her face as she kicks her legs 
like a fish out of water. 
Dick: Since when do fish have legs? 
Cravin: Whatever. 
Anita: She smells like a fish out of water. 
Dick: How would you know? 
Cravin: Mitzi carries Alexandra around before bodyslamming her to the mat. Alexandra 
rolls around in the ring moaning loudly holding her back. 
Anita: I see a squash coming. 
Cravin: Mitzi picks Alexandra up by the hair and tosses her hard into the turnbuckle, 
Alexandra's body was airborne for several feet. Alexandra bounces off as Mitzi whips her 
into the other corner just to bounce off again into the waiting arms of Mitzi into an 
overhead press!!! 
Anita: Alexandra looks like she might wet herself. 
Dick: Only Marisa Cazzenotti does that. 
Cravin: Look at the power of Mitzi!!! She is pressing Alexandra up and down while 
carrying her around the ring. Alexandra's eyes are full of fear right now and it is a long 
way down from up there!!! 
(Mitzi slams Alexandra down hard as convulsions rock through the Sicilian's body as she 
flops around on the mat.) 
Anita: Alexandra is done, she might as well pin her. 
Cravin: Well, under normal circumstances Mitzi would end this, but Alexandra is 
associated with Giovanna and I think Mitzi is sending a message to Giovanna. 
Dick: Why would anyone want to destroy something as beautiful as Alexandra? 
(Alexandra is picked up by her hair and her head placed between Mitzi's thighs. Mitzi 
grabs Alexandra by the waist and lifts up so that she is sitting on Mitzi's shoulders briefly 
before Mitzi slams her down in a huge powerbomb. Alexandra's body bounces a foot off of 
the mat. 
Cravin: Wow!! Mitzi really is sending a message, Alexandra was nearly driven through 
the mat!!! 
Mitzi sends Alexandra to the ropes and on the rebound Mitzi twirls the Sicilian's body 
like a baton and slams Alexandra's back over her knee in a tilt a whirl backbreaker. 
Dick: Oh no, Alexandra was nearly broken in half. 
Cravin: Mitzi follows that up with a huge belly to belly suplex. Alexandra is just a 
quivering pile now!! 
Mitzi Irish whips Alexandra into the corner hard, the impact causes Alexandra to ricochet 
off of the turnbuckle and fly out of the ring and slam into the audience barrier. 
Alexandra is in a dangerous spot outside the ring as Sunny and Ginny begin stomping 
her. Ginny pulls down Alexandra's tight shorts leaving her in just sweat soaked white 
cotton thong panties with flower print on them. 
Dick: I see London, I see France, I see Alexandra's real sexy underpants. 
Anita: Wasn't she wearing the same pair last time? Doesn't she ever change them??? 
Dick: She wasn't wearing them last time, she wore a black lace pair. 
Cravin: You remember those things, but you can barely remember your own name. 
Dick: What do you mean? 
Cravin: Ginny throws Alexandra's sweaty shorts to the crowd. 
Anita: Someone gets a smelly souvenir... 
Dick: Ahh yes, personally scented by Alexandra herself....Mmmmm... 
Sunny and Ginny send throw Alexandra - now wearing just her panties - back into the 
ring. Mitzi notices Alexandra has lost some clothes and glares over to Ginny and Sunny, 
she can be heard saying, "What the hell happened to her pants???" 
Ginny points to the crowd where a guy is twirling them overhead, then holding them to 
his face. "You two stay out of this!!! I don't want you..."
Cravin: What a cheap shot by Alexandra!!! She nailed Mitzi with a low blow while she 
was distracted by her teammates. 
Alexandra whips Mitzi into the corner and charges. Alexandra leaps in the air and lands 
on Mitzi's shoulders in the corner. She gives her a top rope broncobuster with Alexandra's 
sweaty crotch slamming into Mitzi's face. 
Dick: Alexandra is giving Mitzi the stink face! Mmmm yummy I wish I could be Mitzi 
right now 
Anita: Mitzi is used to that with Sunny and Ginny around. 
Cravin: That was uncalled for. 
Anita: Come on, remember the barn match?? 
Cravin: That was disgusting!!! 
Alexandra whips Mitzi into the opposite corner and goes for another top rope 
broncobuster, but Mitzi moves out of the way and Alexandra lands hard crotch first on the 
top turnbuckle, crotching herself on the steel cable that connects the pads to the pole. The 
audience erupts in cheers as Alexandra's face is a mask of pain, her eyes rolling to the 
back of her head. 
Anita: No more sex for Alexandra!!! 
Cravin: That had to hurt... 
Alexandra tumbles backwards but her feet hook the ropes causing her to get stuck in the 
tree of woe. 
Cravin: Alexandra has herself stuck upside-down in the corner helpless!!! She is at the 
mercy of Mitzi now!!!! 
(Mitzi begins firing punches in the upside-down Alexandra who groans and moans as her 
body convulses with each punch, her arms flailing. Finally, her arms fall limply to the mat 
as her long black hair also cascades to the mat.) 
Anita: Alexandra is on the shit end of Mitzi's stick. 
Ginny distracts the ref and Misty as Sunny gives Alexandra the wedgie as she still hangs. 
Cravin: An inverted wedgie!!! Alexandra of all people deserve it, how many of Mafia 
Princess's victims has she done that to?? 
Dick: OH MY GOD!!!! GINNY CAME OVER AND RIPPED OFF ALEXANDRA'S 
TOP! NOW SHE'S TOPLESS TOO!! LOOK AT THOSE PUPPIES!!!! 
Anita: What a dysfunctional McKay family!! Mitzi is yelling at Ginny again!! 
Dick: And Ginny argues back. 
Cravin: In the meantime, Sunny puts the pressure on Alexandra driving her cotton thong 
high up her crack! 
Anita: That wedgie is gonna leave a skidmark. 
Dick: Why do you keep saying that sick shit??? 
Cravin: Sunny grabs Alexandra from the front and gives her a huge front wedgie!!! Oh 
my god, her ummm private area is exposed. 
Dick: I see BUSH!!!! 
Anita (looking around quickly): WHA...the President is here????? 
Dick: You're so stupid!! 
(Mitzi sees what Sunny is doing and screams at her. Sunny backs off and to the side, 
allowing Mitzi to be distracted while Ginny sneaks in and grabs Alexandra by the breasts 
and squeezes as Alexandra lets out a loud scream. Mitzi turns around and slams 
Alexandra down from the turnbuckle.) 
Cravin: Mitzi has lost control in her own family! She looks pissed by the constant 
interference of the other two McKays. Mitzi could easily handle Alexandra by herself, she 
doesn't need any help from them. 
(Mitzi puts Alexandra in a camel clutch, Alexandra screams but doesn't even know how to 
tap out.) 
Dick: Poor girl was never taught how to tap out?
(Mitzi picks Alexandra up by her hair and roughly Irish whips her into the corner. 
Alexandra tumbles into the corner head over heels (ala Ric Flair) and ends up outside the 
ring on the floor.) 
Dick: Oh no, not again, she is at the mercy of Sunny and Ginny out there. She was thrown 
to the wolves. 
(Sunny and Ginny begin stomping Alexandra, then they pick her up and throw her topless 
body into the steps. Mitzi is angered and leaves the ring. She's yelling again at the other 
two McKays about them interfering, but the distraction just allows Alexandra time to 
recover. As Alexandra gets up, she eye rakes Mitzi from behind.) 
Cravin: The other two McKays are going to cause Mitzi to lose to this easy opponent yet. 
Dick: How can you say easy opponent when Alexandra keeps getting triple teamed???? 
(Alexandra whips Mitzi towards the outside turnbuckle but Mitzi reverses and Alexandra 
goes flying into the turnbuckle, then spins off in air slamming into the audience barrier. 
Mitzi picks Alexandra up by the hair and Irish whips her across the floor into the metal 
fence. She hits and the force causes her to flip over the fence into a fan's lap upside-
down.) 
Cravin: Alexandra landed in audience member's lap, upside-down with her thong clad 
crotch in his face!!! 
Dick: What a lucky fan!!! I wish I were him! 
Anita: That's sick!!! I see a lawsuit coming against the IFWF because a fan caught one of 
the many diseases that Alexandra brought from her country. 
Cravin: What diseases??? Alexandra is very clean as far as I know. 
Anita: Now look at that old nursing home hag Ginny coming over again. 
Cravin: Will you stop calling her that, she is a respected wrestler!! 
Anita: Respected by who?? The old men watching at the old folks home who just 
discovered Viagra? 
Mitzi drags Alexandra out of the crowd off of the fan's lap. There is a look of 
disappointment from the fan (who just lost his toy). Mitzi lifts Alexandra over her head 
and carries her back to the ring, then presses her in over the top rope. Alexandra rolls 
halfway across the ring and lies still. 
Cravin: I am really surprised Giovanna and Santina haven't come out yet to rescue 
Alexandra. 
Mitzi whips Alexandra to the ropes and charges her. On the rebound Alexandra is spun 
head over heels 360 degrees by a clothesline. Alexandra lays on the mat flat and spread-
eagle. 
Cravin: Alexandra was nearly decapitated by that clothesline, I am surprised her head 
isn't somewhere in the nose bleed section by now. 
Dick: Look!!!! Her breasts are still jiggling!!!! 
The dazed Alexandra is picked up by her hair and given a reverse atomic drop. Alexandra 
bounces off of Mitzi's knee and falls to the mat holding her sore crotch moaning. 
Anita: That oughta to ruin the sexlife. 
Mitzi picks Alexandra up again and places her on the top turnbuckle facing in. Mitzi 
climbs the turnbuckle, puts Alexandra's head between her thighs and falls back - giving 
Alexandra a top rope piledriver. Alexandra's body literally bounces up a foot in that 
vertical position, then literally rolls to a sitting position briefly, her eyes rolling to the 
back of her head before falling back to the mat motionless and spread-eagle. 
Dick: That could've broken poor Alexandra's neck!! Oh no, I will be visiting that hot 
Sicilian in the hospital after this slaughter. 
Mitzi climbs the turnbuckle and stands on top. 
Cravin: That will be it! Mitzi going for a top rope splash! 
Mitzi leaps off and nails a perfect splash on the out cold Sicilian lady and rolls her up in a 
matchbox pin. The ref counts to three which is only a formality because he could easily 
count to 3000 before Alexandra even twitched a little. 
Cravin: That was the biggest squash I can ever even remember in IFWF history. 
Dick: Poor Alexandra, I better go check on her. 
Cravin: Sit down! 
Anita: Alexandra has been reduced to a grease stain on the mat. 
Cravin: Alexandra's body is still stuck in that match book position. 
Dick: That hot little thong clad ass of hers in the air, I should say hiked up thong actually! 
Sunny climbs in to congratulate her step-mom but it only distracts Mitzi again while 
Ginny comes in and kicks Alexandra over and stretches her out flat on the mat. Alexandra 
still doesn't stir - she remains in lala land. Ginny reaches down, grabs hold of Alexandra's 
panties and pulls them down her legs, leaving her completely nude. There is a massive 
crowd pop as the cheering crowd practically raises the roof at the sight of Alexandra nude. 
Dick: OH MY GOD!!!! SHE'S NAKED!!!! SHE GOT THE BODY OF A GODDESS!!!!!!! 
Anita: That's sick!! 
CROWD: DOWN HER THROAT!!!! DOWN HER THROAT!!!! 
Cravin: The fans are getting out of hand, they are encouraging that old pervert Ginny to 
feed Alexandra her own sweaty smelly panties! 
Just then Mitzi turns around and realizes what's happening. She starts yelling at Ginny. 
The three McKays seem to be having a discussion or an argument over what Ginny should 
do with Alexandra's thong. 
Anita: Why is Mitzi mad that Ginny stripped Alexandra? You know Alexandra would do 
that to HER if she won. 
Cravin: Just because it is totally wrong and Mitzi plays fair. You know she doesn't believe 
in that stuff. 
Suddenly, Giovanna and Santina appear from the back and run down to the ring. 
Giovanna is carrying her trench coat and both Sicilians are wearing green white and red 
vinyl tops with black vinyl pants. Giovanna slides into the ring and before Mitzi realizes 
what's happening, Giovanna knocks her out with that unloaded tommy gun. 
Anita: That's the second time that's happened to Mitzi! You'd think an adult would figure 
this out sooner or later. 
Giovanna pounds Ginny into the corner while Santina attacks Sunny. 
Cravin: That is a mismatch too, Ginny paired up against the very powerful Mafia 
Princess!!! Get some help out here!!! This cannot be good!!! 
Anita: Looks like Ginny won't be going to the nursing home after this, she may be 
heading directly to her grave. 
Giovanna slams Ginny to the mat with a huge powerbomb leaving Ginny squirming in 
pain on the mat as she goes over to join her sister. They grab Sunny and lift her in what 
appears to be an Outsider's Edge, crucifix hold as Santina climbs the ropes. Santina leaps 
off spread legged and slams into Sunny as Giovanna drops the young blond knocking her 
out cold. 
Cravin: This is a slaughter!!! Mitzi had won the match, but Giovanna had to come out 
with her sister and destroy them!!! 
As Ginny slowly gets up, Giovanna grabs her and throws her over her shoulder, then 
climbs the top rope. 
Anita: This should put an end to this old hag's misery. 
Cravin: Oh my God!!! A huge top rope tombstone on Ginny!!! She is out like a light and 
may never get back up!!! Giovanna just put her in the Concrete Overcoat!!! 
Dick: I am loving it!!! Strip the bitch!!! Wait, no that would be sick!!! 
Cravin: She must have heard you because that is what they are doing. 
(Giovanna yanks off Ginny's skirt and thong panties and stuffs the redhead's moist panties 
in Mitzi's mouth while at the same time, Giovanna is busy tearing off Sunny's panties and 
skirt which she stuffs into Ginny's mouth.) 
Anita: I'm surprised that Ginny isn't wearing Depends!!! I really bet Mitzi is going to love 
the flavor in her mouth when she wakes up especially knowing those are Ginny's. Didn't 
they have an affair last year? What happened between them anyway to cause the breakup?
Cravin: This is terrible. Ginny has her own daughter's panties in her mouth. Maybe Sunny 
had something to do with her and Mitzi breaking up. I heard Sunny was really unhappy 
about it.
Dick: Speaking of Sunny, how come she doesn't have a pair in her mouth - yet? 
Anita: I think your prayers are about to be answered. 
Santina pics up Alexandra's well-worn thong panties and stuffs the very sweaty pair in 
Sunny's mouth. 
Anita: I love it!! Sunny getting what she deserves, Alexandra's soiled stinky thong stuffed 
down her throat especially after the wedgie she gave her!!! Ha-ha! Well, they brought it 
on themselves. I love seeing the McKay bitches humiliated, I only wish I could see the 
same happen to those damn Sicilians too!! 
Cravin: This was so unnecessary!!! 
Giovanna and Santina see to the still motionless Alexandra and wake the dazed girl up. 
Giovanna covers the naked Alexandra with her trench coat to help her keep what little bit 
of dignity is left. Giovanna carries the dazed girl back to the dressing room as the ring 
officials see to the three unconscious and gagged McKay's. 
Cravin: You know when Mitzi wakes up she is going to be really mad about what 
happened. It's all that slut Ginny's fault. If she and Sunny had just stayed at ringside and 
behaved themselves...
Anita: ... then you wouldn't have gotten to see Alexandra nude and Ginny and Sunny 
bottomless. 
Cravin: That's true, suddenly I'm a big fan of Ginny's, although the winner of this match - 
by pinfall - was Mitzi McKay!