IFWF Match:

Mitzi McKay, 35 y/o, 5'10" 155#, Blonde hair, blue eyes; Grafton, Australia

Cathy Connor, 37 y/o, 5'5" 170#, Blonde hair, green eyes; London, England

Jodie Connor, 19 y/o, 5'2", 145#, Black hair, brown eyes, London, England

It's a special night for the IFWF as that paragon of pulchritude, Mitzi McKay, returns after a long absence. Last month, her husband died suddenly and left her and her twin boys destitute. Like a bird of prey, Niels van Vliet swooped in and signed Mitzi to some kind of 'personal services' contract that will let her earn enough to keep the boys in their exclusive private school. But the contract also gives him total control over Mitzi's wrestling career. In fact, we heard rumors that Mitzi's step-daughter Sunny and Sunny's birth mother Ginny were also coerced into signing similar contracts, although that's yet unconfirmed.

The other intriguing story playing out tonight involves the mother-daughter pair of Cathy and Jodie Connor, Mitzi's opponents in this unusual two against one handicap match. This is Jodie's first sanctioned match and you'd expect Cathy would be happy to be allowed to partner up with her. But, as our roving reporter found when he went backstage for the prefight interviews, that's far from the truth. Here's his report:

INT: When I arrived in the dressing room area to talk to the Connor's, I could hear the sound of loud voices from their dressing room. Being a reporter, I naturally put my ear to the door to see what was up. It was commissioner van Vliet and Cathy Connor in an old fashioned screaming match. The bone of contention, as I was able to figure out, was that the Connor's wanted nothing to do with van Vliet's feud with Mitzi McKay and were refusing to follow orders. Well, you can imagine how that went over! As he was leaving their dressing room, we got a few words with the angry and red-faced head man of the IFWF.

INT: Niels, what was all the shouting about a few minutes ago? Is there a problem with the Connor's?

NVV: Not any more there isn't! Big Mama Connor thought she could dictate the terms of matches to the league. It took some work - you know how hard-headed the Brits are - but she eventually saw the light. The match will go on as scheduled and if there's any monkey business from either of the Connor's, they know what will happen. They signed a standard IFWF contract that gives the federation the right to make the matches and the 'talent' has to fulfill their obligation; namely, show up and wrestle like professionals. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with the referee for this match. There's a few things I want to go over in light of these developments.

INT: Thank you commissioner van Vliet, it's always good to talk to you. Have a nice evening. Oh, quick, turn the camera around... there's Cathy Connor with daughter Jodie. Girls! Ladies! Please, a minute of your time??? I want the fans to hear your side of what just happened with commissioner van Vliet in your dressing room. Were you really threatening to not go through with the match?

CC: No, not exactly. I told Niels we have no desire to get caught up in the politics of the IFWF. We're aware of the situation between Mitzi and Niels that brought about this match but there's no reason why a good girl like Mitzi McKay should be forced to go out there alone against the two of us.

JC: Right! We told Niels it would look better if I went out there alone to face Mitzi. I mean, I'm not afraid of her or anything and I surely don't need my mother around to hold my hand the way Sunny McKay does.

INT: Really? This is refreshing. I never thought of you two as having consciences!

CC: Ummmm, well, let's say we have standards! We don't consider two against one fair, so we agreed only Jodie would fight. It'll be her first professional bout in the IFWF and I want her to look good doing it. Plus, everyone knows McKay fights fair and is honest, so Jodie wouldn't be taken advantage of or risk getting hurt. Frankly, I'd worry about her if her first match was against some of the other so-called 'ladies.'

JC: Mom knows I'm not afraid of anyone, but I really thought this was a good idea. The commissioner, or should I call him the 'commissar', wouldn't agree. He pretty much told us....what did he say Mom? Oh yeah, his way or the highway! After a lot of back-and-forth, he convinced us to do what he wants. We don't like it, but that's water under the bridge now. We'll go out there and do what we're getting paid for, just like any professional in any other line of work.

INT: So there you have it. Niels van Vliet is throwing his weight around, threatening the Connors with suspensions or even termination of their contracts if they refuse to fight. You have to wonder - given his history with Ginny McKay, if this is part of some McKay scheme to have Mitzi make a huge entrance beating one of the biggest and most powerful mother-daughter tag teams single handed. Or maybe Ginny really hasn't made up with Mitzi and she's convinced Niels to help "get Mitzi". Frankly, we haven't a clue what's afoot but if you stay tuned you'll find out right along with the rest of the world...right after this commercial.

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Mitzi's theme, "Waltzing Matilda" starts to play as the IFWF announcer drones somberly, "Ladies and gentlemen, at this time your IFWF is extremely proud to present - in her return to professional wrestling - "The Wonder from Down Under" our very own blonde bombshell, "Magnificent Mitzi" McKay!"

Mitzi pops out from behind the curtain to the flash of fireworks and strobe lights. The big blonde ex-bodybuilder looks terrific in a new white one-piece suit that's cut high at the hips to emphasize her muscular legs. The back is open, plunging almost to her butt which is nevertheless modestly covered so her cheeks aren't bare. The front is high, it comes clear up to her throat where it's attached to a choker-type collar to hold it up. The arm openings are extra large to accommodate her muscular shoulders and arms and as she swings her arms, we can see quite a bit of those big breasts of hers as well. On the front of her suit, between her breasts and crotch, is a sparkling rhinestone monogram "M" which, Niels says in his press release, stands for Magnificent!

The muscular blonde jogs to the ring with Ginny and Sunny McKay. It's been interesting to see the new relationship between Mitzi and Ginny. Since their return, they almost act like sisters now that the man they both married is gone. There's no telling if the 'peace' will last, but it's sure seemed to have a positive effect on Sunny who's never looked so upbeat in spite of losing the IFWF World Championship in a match that, some critics claim, caused her father's heart attack. Ginny and Sunny are both wearing pastel mini-skirt suits, Sunny in pink and Ginny in yellow. All three McKay women look spectacular. Mitzi reaches the ring and climbs through the ropes to a standing ovation. Here's what Mitzi and the other McKay's earlier told our reporter.

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INT: There's some quiet concern about Mitzi being in shape with all she's been through and Niels has given the big ex-bodybuilder from Australia a daunting task for her first match; a 2 on 1 handicap match against Cathy Connor and, making her first "official" appearance in an IFWF ring, Cathy's half-caste daughter, Jodie. When we finally caught up with the McKay's we asked for their reactions to this match.

GIN: I'm so irate about the way Niels is treating Mitzi in this match, I better not say anything on camera.

SUN: Mitzi won't be alone out there, believe me. Ginny and I are always going to be there for her.

INT: Finally, I asked Mitzi herself what she was thinking and her reply surprised me.

MIT: I don't care who or how many there are. I barely know anything about either of these women, but Ginny tells me Cathy Connor's a big, tough Brit. The other one - well, I guess you don't know what to expect from her except she likes to sneak attack when mum's opponents are distracted. I'm just planning to give my fans a good show for their money before I pin one of those Sheila's - or maybe both.

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"Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen plays as big Cathy Connor comes out to louder than expected applause. This big blonde has developed quite a vocal fan base after her recent victories. She comes toward the ring wearing a silver one-piece swimsuit with a heart-shaped section cut out to display her smooth tummy. On her way to the ring, she pauses to shake hands with some of her fans. Cathy Connor is one of the older women in the IFWF, but she's also one of the heaviest and we've seen she's not afraid to bend the rules if necessary to win matches. The fans seem to respond to that and right now she's one of their favorites.

Now "Goin' Down" by Mel C booms over the PA as Cathy's daughter, Jodie Connor, steps out from behind the curtains. Short and dark, this product of an English mother and West Indian father is wearing a white bikini with a black skull and crossbones on the left breast. Jodie is barefooted and her is tied back off her pretty face. The bottom of their suits are barely a G-string so when these 'big' women bend over to go through the ropes, the fans in the expensive seats up front get an up close and personal view of their sturdy derrieres as. Like Cathy, Jodie gets a standing ovation! She's already well-known in Great Britain for her punching prowess and her reputation is of a girl who 'loves the rough stuff.' She has a big smile on her face as she waves to the crowd.

The referee quickly runs over the rules which for Mitzi are simple survival. The Connor's will follow standard tag team rules to make their switches. The referee is a new one, we're told she was recently hired by Niels because of her expertise in this type of handicap match. I see she's over talking to Niels and just as the bell rings she nods to something he says and he goes back to his seat with an enigmatic grin on his weasely face.

Cathy Connor starts off against Mitzi which is a good ploy. It'll give the rookie Jodie a chance to settle down and get the feel of the match before she comes in. The two big women clash together in mid-ring like a couple of sumo wrestlers. They lock hands in a test of strength and plant their feet, grunting and groaning as each tries to overpower the other. Cathy has the weight edge, but Mitzi's legs and arms are longer and more muscular. Sure enough, the big Aussie slowly forces the British bulldog back against the side ropes. Mitzi uses the bounce off the ropes to hip toss the heavy Englander out into the ring which groans from the impact!

As Mitzi moves off the ropes after Cathy, Jodie reaches in from outside the ring and grabs the big blondes ankles. She yanks and Mitzi flops face down to the mat with a loud grunt. Ginny and Sunny both run to Mitzi's aid,so Jodie lets go and scrambles back to the safety of her corner. Cathy goes to lock up again but it's Mitzi who swoops low and, incredibly, drives a shoulder into Cathy's middle, scoops the 170 pound Brit up shoulder high and body slams her to the mat!

Mitzi throws herself on the breathless Connor for the pin, but the hold is poorly applied, plus it's too early in the match to have any chance of success. The big Brit easily throws Mitzi off, then kicks her in the ribs sending her halfway across the ring! Cathy uses her own strong legs as weapons for the first time and it looks like she's hurt the big Aussie's ribs! Mitzi's holding her side as she gets up to face Cathy as they circle.

They go for a lock up - NO! Cathy ducks and drives an upward punch into Mitzi's side! That's the same spot where she kicked her! The big blonde winces as she doubles over, arms around her middle shielding those ribs. Cathy launches an all-out attack on Mitzi now! There's a big forearm to the side of Mitzi's jaw staggers her. Mitzi's legs are shaky but she tries to fight back, landing a punch of her own that spins Cathy around. But Cathy comes right back with a huge kick downstairs that stops Mitzi's comeback and puts the tall blonde on her knees!

Now Cathy pulls Mitzi's head between her thighs and clamps down, squeezing so hard Mitzi's face starts to turn red. Cathy bends over, locks her arms around Mitzi's hips and tries to lift her up for a piledriver but NO, Mitzi blocks it. Unfazed, Cathy just falls back, sitting down and driving Mitzi's head into the mat anyway. Cathy rolls over and goes to tag in her daughter Jodie who's climbed up on the top rope ready to jump.

LOOK OUT!

With Jodie concentrating on Cathy to make a tag, Ginny McKay sneaks up and knocks her feet out from under her! Jodie drops straight down, splitting her legs on the rope support cable. Oh, she's in pain! Cathy reaches over the top rope trying to get a hold of Ginny, but the wily redhead jumps off the ring apron and struts away - pointing at her head to show how smart she is! Once again, this vile redhead escapes retribution for her dirty tactics.

No wait, what's this? The referee just ordered Ginny to leave the arena! The referee's sending her to the locker room, kicking her out for "interference." Ginny argues until two burly security guards leave Niels van Vliet's side and come over and escort her out to the jeers of the fans who are clearly on the side of the Connor's tonight. Sunny complains but quickly shuts up when the referee threatens to ban her from ringside as well.

But Ginny's quick thinking pays off for Mitzi who's back on her feet trying to shake off the effects of Cathy's attack. Cathy's still distracted by Sunny in the far corner, keeping an eye on the blonde to be sure she doesn't take advantage of Jodie who's hobbling around walking off the pain in her groin from taking that 'low blow' cable shot between those big legs. She looks alright, so Cathy turns back to Mitzi, pointing and telling Mitzi she'll pay for what Ginny did. That doesn't sound good for the big blonde ex-bodybuilder, she hasn't recovered from Cathy's earlier attack - and that was BEFORE that witch Ginny attacked Jodie.

Mitzi tries to keep away from Cathy, but she's slowed noticeably since the match started. After the pounding she's taken, Mitzi's breathing hard and it doesn't look like she's in tip-top fighting shape. Her tall, muscular body is drenched in sweat and the moisture is having, shall we say, a rather interesting effect on her all-white suit. You can see several well-defined areas of light and dark through the white fabric, so much so that several women seated nearby are loudly questioning whether Mitzi's a natural blonde! With her focus on the Connor's though, Mitzi is unaware of how "exposed" she is - unless she knows and this is just another ploy by the McKay's and Niels to hype his latest "superstar." If so, it's working - everyone in the arena can't take their eyes off the shapely Mitzi McKay!

Cathy stalks Mitzi around the ring until she corners the big blonde in the same corner where Sunny is exhorting her step-mother, "Look out Mitzi, keep away from the big lummox!" Mitzi pushes out of the corner and wraps her muscular arms around Cathy's shoulders, swings her around and slams Cathy' into the corner. Mitzi puts her head down and starts to slam her fists into Cathy's body, shaking the heavyset Britisher to her foundation. Cathy tries to protect her body, but quickly realizes the futility as Mitzi's fists easily find the unprotected parts as she drives them home with ruthless precision.

Desperate to escape, Cathy reaches up and rakes her fingernails across Mitzi's eyes! The blonde screams and stumbles back, hands over her face. Cathy starts out of the corner after Mitzi, but suddenly she's grabbed around the throat from behind by Sunny McKay who is standing on the ring apron behind her. Sunny leans over the top rope, taking advantage of her height, wrapping the shorter Cathy Connor in a sleeper hold. The referee rushes over and starts to count, but Sunny refuses to release Cathy. The stocky English lass is starting to fade when her daughter Jodie comes racing around the corner of the ring, grabs Sunny by the legs and pulls her down off the apron!

With her legs held, Sunny crashes to the cement on her chest, knocking the breath out of her despite her arms cushioning her fall. Jodie lifts Sunny's legs and kicks her in the groin, then drops her feet and picks up a folding metal chair that is vacated just in the nick of time by a silver-haired, middle-age woman in a flower print muumuu. Sunny gets up and turns around with her fists raised - and runs face first into the metal chair swung by Jodie Connor. Sunny sprawls flat on her back with her little skirt at mid-thigh. As the men in the front rows lean forward for a better look, Jodie runs back to her corner while Cathy grabs Mitzi by the arm and slickly steps around the Aussie to lever her wrist up nearly to her shoulder blades. Mitzi moans in pain and bends to ease the strain on her arm. Cathy throws her full weight against Mitzi's arse, forcing the blonde head first into the corner turnbuckle where Jodie is waiting to tag in.

Jodie tags in and springs over the top rope, driving her feet into Mitzi's chest. The dropkick maneuver sends the big blonde reeling out into the middle of the ring. Jodie pops up and rushes toward Mitzi who avoids an elbow that Jodie telegraphed. Mitzi grabs Jodie around the waist from behind and picks her up - German suplex! What a great move by the much taller and more experienced McKay! Jodie made a rookie mistake and pays for it as Mitzi goes for a pin here. But Jodie isn't weakened enough and after 10 seconds she kicks her way free. The referee never even got in position to count!

Jodie on her feet first, Mitzi looking shopworn and hurting as she struggles up half erect, hands on knees and breathing hard. Jodie grabs Mitzi's arm and swings her around to arm whip her into the ropes, but Mitzi reverses! And then Jodie reverses that reversal! Her much lower center of gravity was a big advantage there as Mitzi flies into the corner, crashes into the turnbuckle and slides down on her butt. Her head's hanging down and her long, blond hair covering her eyes! Jodie looks quite proud of herself, and she has a right to! She struts a little bit for her cheering fans, even stopping once to flex her arms to show Mitzi she isn't the only "strong woman" in the ring.

Tiring of Jodie's preening, Cathy yells at her to, "Stop clowning around. Let's finish the bloody bitch!"

Jodie tags in Cathy, then goes over and hauls Mitzi up by the hair, holding her to set her up for Cathy to finish her off. Mitzi suddenly comes "awake" and starts to struggle. Jodie holds on tight and by the time Mitzi frees herself from Jodie's grasp. Jodie leaves the ring and Mitzi looks up to see Cathy charging toward her. Mitzi lifts her head in time to avoid her forearm smash, but the stocky Brits elbow smashes into Mitzi's chest, flattening her proud breasts against her muscular chest. Mitzi is thrown backward into the ropes, then rebounds right back to Cathy who ducks low and flips the big blonde up and over her head - sending her crashing to the mat on her back.

Jodie climbs back to the top turnbuckle again. This time, with Ginny banished and Sunny unconscious, there's no one to interfere. Cathy makes the tag and the teenager dives through the air onto the supine former bodybuilder. Her entire weight lands on Mitzi's solar plexus. Even if Mitzi were in perfect condition, the move could be devastating, but Mitzi hasn't wrestled for months and after the trauma of losing a husband; a funeral; estate wrangles and the long trip from Australia, her once powerful body is far from in peak condition. Mitzi's feet jerk in the air as Jodie lands on her, then flop to the mat.

The teenager quickly gets to her feet, twists her hand in Mitzi's long, blond hair and drags the gasping older woman upright. Mitzi stands on long pair legs - once toned and muscular, but now weak and rubbery. Mitzi swings at Jodie who lets go of her hair as the agile teenager ducks, then grabs Mitzi's arm and swings her around, sending her back into the corner turnbuckle. She crashes into the padding with her back and her legs jello momentarily. She grabs the top ropes to hold herself up as Jodie tags big Cathy in again.

Cathy's big body chugs across the ring toward Mitzi who looks up in dismay as the charging behemoth approaches. Just as Cathy is about to crush her against the turnbuckle, Mitzi drops on her butt with her legs in front of her. Cathy sails over Mitzi's head into the turnbuckle, hitting her chest and knocking the wind out of herself. Unfortunately, her entire 170 pounds drops straight down - her knee going deep in the V-shaped junction between Mitzi's thickly muscled thighs. The blonde Aussie muscle woman cries out in pain.

Cathy lays on top of Mitzi a moment before Mitzi rolls the heavyweight off of her. Both women lay on the mat for several moments recovering, but it's big bodied Cathy who's first to her feet. She stomps Mitzi's ribs a couple of times, then stumbles and staggers over to tag in Jodie who's leaning across the top rope straining and stretching to make the tag.

Jodie bounds through the ropes and runs across the ring, driving a knee into Mitzi's long, exposed back as the big woman is pulling herself to her feet by the ropes. Mitzi collapses into the corner on her knees as Jodie lays into her with feet, fists and elbows. Mitzi is helpless and unable to defend herself. Jodie plays to the stunned crowd, grabbing Mitzi under the arms and lifting her up, then throwing her back into the corner. Jodie climbs up and stands on the middle ropes, holding Mitzi's hair and brandishing her fist to the crowd who eat it up!

Jodie draws back her fist, but before she can punch, Mitzi wraps her arms around Jodie's knees, lifts her in the air and slams her to the mat on her back! Jodie is stunned , unable to keep Mitzi from grabbing her the ankles and doing a front somersault over her prostrate body. Mitzi bridges and pins Jodie's shoulders to the mat as the referee meanders into position to count.

1...

2...

3..NO!

Just as the referee was about to slap the mat the third time, Cathy comes hurtling across the ring and kicks Mitzi square between the legs while she is arched upside down. Mitzi never saw her coming and pays the price of her ignorance, writhing in pain. Now both Connor's are in the ring. They pick Mitzi up by the arms, drape her arms over their shoulders, dig into the leg holes of her suit and turn her upside down. They keep her inverted a moment, letting the blood rush to her head, then - CRASH!! - a double suplex!

The referee seems strangely unconcerned that both Connor's are in the ring but finally 'asks' Cathy to leave. She walks to the corner but doesn't leave the ring, just leans on the ropes as Jodie walks over and drives her elbow onto Mitzi's chest a couple of times before she runs over and tags in Cathy. She runs to Mitzi, leaps and drops in a big splash with her full weight on the blonde's chest. Cathy casually hooks one of Mitzi's legs and looks up smiling into the camera as the referee counts.

1....

2.....

NO! Mitzi kicks out!

Incredibly! This big blonde still has a little fight left in her!!

Mitzi crawls to the ropes and falls across them with her head and shoulders outside the ring looking for a few seconds to recover. Cathy walks up behind her and kicks Mitzi in the back while she's still hanging over the ropes. She pulls Mitzi back in by the ankles, 'helps' her up and then insolently throws her to the mat like she was tossing out the garbage. Cathy tags in Jodie to finish the job as Mitzi looks all in. The audience is on their feet chanting for Jodie now as the stocky young brawler covers Mitzi for the pin.

Before the referee can even start the count, Mitzi thrusts up her body and tosses Jodie off!. It's a terrific example of Mitzi's strength and you can hear "oohs and aahs" in the crowd as Mitzi gets to her feet and adjusts her white suit. Soaked with her perspiration, the thin material has become semi-transparent, but Mitzi is still so focused on the match she can't see it!

Jodie angrily tags in Cathy who clotheslines groggy Mitzi down once more. She scoops Mitzi up and carries her around the ring upside down over her shoulder, then slams her to the mat in the corner in front of Jodie. Cathy tags in Jodie who climbs to the top rope again but instead of leaving, Cathy goes back to Mitzi! She sits on her chest, facing Mitzi's feet, then reaches down, grabs Mitzi's ankles and pulls her legs back until they're straight up in the air. Smiling, she spreads the Aussie's legs wide apart as Jodie dives headfirst off the top rope. Her forehead smashes into Mitzi's exposed crotch! The big blonde's body jerks and writhes in pain as Cathy gets up and leaves the 'clean up' to her young daughter.

Jodie drags Mitzi up to her feet by the hair but it's clear Mitzi is no longer able to resist. She's holding herself between the legs with both hands as Jodie has her set up for her finisher, the "123". Jodie stands back and drives a knee up between Mitzi's wobbly legs, hammering her yet again in that sore and very vulnerable area.

"One," shouts Jodie as Mitzi's body jackknifes at the waist reacting to the excruciating pain. Just as Mitzi's head comes down, Jodie swings her knee upward again. This time, it lands on Mitzi's chin with a loud "CRACK!"

"Two," Jodie screams at the top of her lungs.

Mitzi's big muscular body goes limp and crumples over backward. Mitzi crashes to the mat flat on her back with her arms and legs spread. She's not moving!

Jodie turns around and stands over Mitzi's head with her feet on either side, then drops down with her knees pinning Mitzi's arms as she slams her bottom onto Mitzi's face.

"Three!" she cries joyously.

Jodie sits proudly on the face of a woman twice her age who, aside from erratic movements of her long legs and flapping hands, seems totally unaware of the humiliation being inflicted on her by this upstart teenage rookie. Jodie squirms and wiggles her bum all over Mitzi's face, then leans forward and slowly, almost sensuously, kneads the beaten Aussie's big, soft breasts through her suit. The referee casually strolls over, takes a long look at Mitzi, kneels and then slowly counts the pin. After 'three' the referee gets up, goes to the timekeeper and signals for the bell. The whole while, Jodie continues to ride Mitzi's face until those long muscular legs finally stop moving and lay still. Finally, Jodie gets up and Cathy comes over to congratulate her daughter on the win.

Jodie grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and addressed the crowd, Oscar style. "I want to tell all present I wouldn't be here if not for my Mum. I want to thank her from the bottom of my heart for giving me this opportunity!" She tosses the mike back to the announcer and stomps on Mitzi's prostrate body as she walks over her, ducks through the ropes and, arm-in-arm with her mother, heads for the dressing room to celebrate!

Ginny comes running back from the McKay's dressing room, having watched the destruction of her teammate and the attack on her daughter on TV. She sees Sunny getting to her feet holding her head, so she slides under the ropes into the ring to check on Mitzi. Ginny gently lifts Mitzi's head and holds the big blonde's head in her lap, stroking and caressing her face while whispering softly to her until EMT's have checked her out. When Mitzi can stand Sunny points out her new white suit is almost transparent. Mitzi screams and tries to cover herself with her hands as Ginny takes off her coat to put around her. The three McKay's storm out of the arena, gesturing lewdly at jeering fans and cursing Niels van Vliet as they pass his seat. The commissioner seems strangely pleased by the result of this match. Hmmmmmmmm.