Mitzi McKay vs. Jacki Frost (Bare Knuckles Boxing) by Cristol August 23, 1998
(First of a series of matches between Mitzi McKay and Jacki Frost)
Hello again fight fans this is Cristol at ringside to bring you another historic IFWF first, a 
bare knuckle boxing match with the always dangerous Jacki Frost and a newcomer to the 
IFWF. A new face, but a very familiar name indeed, Mitzi McKay. That's right, a third 
McKay has joined the IFWF in case you've been living under a rock and missed all the 
hoopla. She's been managing her step-daughter Sunny's career and just plain managing 
Ginny, her husband's ex-. Lots of rumors about that relationship that I won't go into but in 
a league of love-hate relationships, there's no love there. Speaking of "no love lost" listen 
to what Jacki Frost said about Mitzi earlier in an exclusive Carmikel Pay Network (CPN) 
interview. 
"Mitzi's a bullshitter. She's got no real experience in the ring, as far as I know. All her 
'glory' has been through the actions of Ginny and Sunny. They're the people who've been 
getting down and dirty for the McKay's. That Mitzi is nothing but a loudmouth piece for 
them. Look, I brought some video footage of all the McKay fights. Ginny and even that 
slut Sunny do all the fighting. She's kept her safe distance from the action. She's a 
CHEAT and uses people for her own personal gain." 
There you have it, Jacki isn't a big Mitzi McKay booster and I suspect most of the IFWF 
agrees with Jacki. The last I heard, the odds on the fight were about 10:1 in favor of Jacki 
with the over/under being that Jacki knocked her out inside of two rounds. Say what you 
want about "The Jailbird" she's got a reputation as a tough fighter that's richly deserved. I 
asked Mitzi to come on and talk about Jacki Frost, but she declined. She sent a written 
statement for me to read on the air. 
"As you know, I only just arrived a few weeks ago. Sunny asked me to manage them after 
they were attacked by the Sex Kittens in July. I'm sure you remember that not only were 
they attacked, but the match was never started. I've tried to help get Sunny and Ginny to 
focus on the task at hand and despite Ginny's recent lapse, they seem to be on the right 
track. Now, I'd like to get back to my first and primary interest, fighting. For some reason, 
Jacki Frost has a burr under her saddle about me and I can't think of anyone better to test 
myself against than her. I've never been in better shape, been working out daily with 
Sunny and Ginny. I'm fit and ready. As to what will happen tonight; I hope I win but in a 
fight you never know. I give you my word though, whatever the end result, I'll keep my 
promise to fight clean and fair." There you have it fans. It should be interesting.
I hope you're as ready as I am, because they just dimmed the lights and the spotlight 
swings onto the fighters dressing room door. That sounds like James Earl Jones as the PA 
announcer, "Ladies and Gentlemen, in keeping with the 'Beauty and the Beast' theme of 
tonight's card, the final fight is bare knuckles boxing.. Starring as 'Beauty' - from Sydney, 
Australia, The Wonder from Down Under, The Magnificent Msssssssssss Mitzi McKay." 
That's the soundtrack from "Beauty and the Beast" for those of you who don't have young 
children at home.  The door opens and I can see a tall, cloaked and hooded figure. The 
hood covering her head is (according to my press kit) fringed in feathers of ostrich, emu, 
cockatoo and parrot. A highly decorative, unusual and colorful outfit.
Mitzi is accompanied by Ginny who's acting as her second. The word on the street, some 
say put out by the McKay's, is that Jacki wanted only one person in each corner because 
she was afraid of Sunny and Sabrina ganging up on Tina.  Somehow, I doubt Tina would 
be worried by them, but it could be a distraction that Jacki would just as soon avoid. 
Anyway, Ginny's in a skintight black stretch leather catsuit with zippers in every conceivable
place. It seems the McKay's may have some kind of merchandising tie-in with that new 
"Avengers" movie. You have to know at some time or another, one or all of those will 
"unzip" to reveal hidden secrets - either hers or a weapon for Mitzi to use against 
Frost. 
Sunny McKay's nowhere in sight. There's been speculation of a possible rift in the McKay 
clan due to the rumored addition of Sabrina Rage to "New Age" perhaps as Sunny's 
replacement. Wait, there's Sunny now. Wow! She's on the arm of her date, Niels van 
Vliet. He's never looked happier, I wonder if Evonne knows about this. Speaking of 
Evonne, I wonder what Thomas Ashton's doing tonight since Sunny's with Niels. It seems 
lately Sunny's set her sights on every man in Evonne's life. I wonder if Mr. Love Jones is 
next?
Ginny's handing little Australian flags to the folks lining the aisles and they're waving 
them in support of this new, and already popular blonde wrestler.  On the ring apron 
Mitzi waits for Ginny to spread for her (the ropes - to step through!) She climbs between 
the ropes and just as starts unbuttoning her robe, the music changes. It's Aborigine 
instruments and native tunes, think soundtrack album from "Crocodile Dundee." That's 
only the overture for there's a dramatic pause then the upbeat strains of Mitzi's theme 
"Waltzing Matilda" starts to play. Everyone's on their feet clapping along with the cheery 
tune and many are singing as the words are being shown on the Telescreen over the ring. 
Lots of people waving the Australian flags that the official IFWF concessionaire, 
Carmikel Event Services, sells at the souvenir stands for $14.95. Each comes with a full 
color poster  of Mitzi on the beach in Australia in a black bikini.  I have one here with me 
at the table and there's a tag, "Product of the Peoples Republic of China." Probably made 
in a prison sweatshop. Nice Evonne. Jacki Frost might be making these for Evonne today 
if she'd been born in China instead of the good old US of A.
Laser lights are flashing thru the arena and they just hit a spot on the North end of the 
upper level. There's an explosion and a huge picture of Mitzi McKay unfurls. It's the 
famous "beach crawl" shot distributed world-wide on the IFWF web site. It's made her 
famous and the fantasy of every libidinous teenage boy.  Mitzi's bouncing up and down in 
her corner, surprisingly confident as she waits for Jacki to make her appearance. Jacki 
picked this type of fight and now she's making Mitzi cool her heels in the ring and wait. I 
wonder how Mitzi feels about that?
A spotlight's just been turned on and I see Jacki Frost striding to the ring. The place is 
deathly silent, a real contrast to the usual light and noise show.  Jacki's in a skimpy black 
bikini and matching wrestling boots and Tina "the pitbull" Collins is at her side. Jacki's 
pretty well recovered from the beating she received in the Lumberjack Match and that 
she's here at all is in no small part due to Ginny McKay. I wonder what Mitzi's thinking - 
knowing if Ginny kept her hands off the controls, Jacki may not even be alive to fight 
tonight. I'll have to ask her about that later. 
Now the control room sees Jacki and they've got the laser lights going again.  They trigger 
something on the South mezzanine level and there's another explosion. A picture of Jacki 
Frost is unfurling. This is her equally famous and well-distributed photo, the mug shot 
taken the night she was arrested in Atlanta recently. The crowd starts to boo! It's sad, 
really. Jacki's still very popular, but her brushes with the law have eroded support and her 
on-going feud with the McKay's seems to have cast her in the role of the villainess 
tonight. She must wake up every morning thanking God for that snake Evonne Carmikel 
who makes Jacki look positively sweet by comparison. 
Jacki's in the ring now, looking great. The applause for her has died down and the ring 
announcer's at the microphone. "Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing in the blue corner, 
from Sydney, Australia, standing 5'10" and weighing 163 pounds, 'The Wonder from 
Down Under,' Miiiiiitzi McKaaaaaaaaay! (cheers and loud applause) Her opponent, in the 
red corner, from Atlanta, at 5'6" and 137 pounds, "The Jailbird" herself, Jaaaaaacki 
Froooooost! (whistles and applause). Your referee tonight is Angie Johnson. The IFWF 
judges at ringside, from left to right, Mr. Love Jones, Ms. Rebecca Leslie and the beautiful 
Tanya." 
Angie Johnson is the referee. She has no prior experience as a ref., but with the bad blood 
between the McKay's, Jacki and Tina as well as the IFWF wanted someone a little tougher 
than usual in case trouble breaks out. Angie was the one both sides agreed would be fair. 
She calls both fighters to the center of the ring for their instructions and Mitzi slips off her 
robe and turns around.  She's wearing a T-shirt over her sports bra. As she comes forward 
we can see what it says. Jacki's jaw drops and her eyes widen in shock. It's a map of 
Australia. Across the top it says, "1992 Empire Games - Women's Boxing Team." 
Angie's explaining the rules. Let's listen... "Awright, you both agreed to these rules, so 
you shouldn't have any questions. Ten-5 minute rounds, bare knuckles boxing. There's a 2 
minute break between rounds. If you're knocked down you get a standing 8 count. The 
fight can't be stopped, not by me, not by you, not by your seconds. It ends when one of you 
is knocked out, counted out - if you're outside the ring for 20 seconds - or can't answer the 
bell to start a round after a 10 count. You can't submit, only run away or be KO'd. If by 
some miracle you both make it all ten rounds, our judges here at ringside will vote for a 
decision. (She points to the judges at ringside.) There is NO disqualification and NO 
interference permitted. If there is, well, I can't do anything about it except kick the 
offender out of the arena. The three  knockdown rule has been waived and the bell saves a 
downed fighter at the end of a round. Good Luck to you both. Shake hands and come out 
fighting at t!  he bell."
Mitzi offers her hand and Jacki just slaps it away. A bit disdainfully, in my opinion. They 
go to their corners and Mitzi takes off her T-shirt to reveal a blue sports bra with a star on 
each breast. They'll make great targets for Jacki. What was she thinking? She's got blue 
foxy shorts with the Southern Cross design (from the Australian Flag) on each thigh. The 
hi-cut shorts really show off her powerful thighs. Her bra is high and modest in front, with 
wide shoulder straps to support her bosom. Her biceps are impressive. It's clear weigh 
training pays off as you see her legs, torso and arms. They're ripped!

ROUND ONE

There's the bell and both women go right for the other. Jacki throws a straight right and 
SHE'S DOWN! Jacki Frost goes down! At the same time Jacki threw her right, Mitzi was 
dipping her right shoulder to set up an uppercut. Jacki missed and was off balance and 
wide open. Mitzi's uppercut caught her flush under the chin. She went down right on her 
butt! Angie's looking around for the timekeeper as Mitzi goes to a neutral corner shaking her hand. 
Jacki's just sitting there with her legs apart leaning back on her hands. A dazed look on her 
face shows she can't believe what happened. Angie's counting  5 . . . 6. . . Jacki's on her hands 
and knees . . . 8 . . . 9. . . to one knee. . . 10!  She's up. NO! She was too late! Angie waves her arms! 
It's all over! A one punch KO for Mitzi, I don't believe it!
The IFWF's first boxing match and it only lasts about 15 seconds. Incredible! I'm going to try to
get a word with Mitzi, she's gotta be ecstat...HOLD ON!
There's a big commotion in the ring and, as usual, Tina's right in the middle. She's 
screaming at Angie, claiming a fast count. Give me a sec folks. The timekeeper's in the 
ring talking to Angie and Niels is leaving Sunny to come help sort things. Angie's 
gesturing and pointing at the timekeeper and Tina's threatening to hit everybody in sight. 
First she wanted a piece of Mitzi, then Ginny and now she's after Niels who's careful to 
keep several people between himself and Tina as he listens to what's going on. 
Well, they've sorted it all out finally. Here's Niels' with the announcement.  "Ladies and 
Gentlemen, our referee made a little mistake counting. She thought she heard 5 when it 
was only 4. Jacki beat the 'official' count by a half second. The fight will resume with 4:45 
left in the first round. Fighters to your corners." Oh, wow! Jacki gets another chance, but 
she doesn't look any too steady even now. Ginny's going after the officials now, but Mitzi's 
stopping her. I can't read lips, but I think she says not to worry, she can handle Jacki.  
Ginny argue, but Mitzi sends her out of the ring. In defense of Angie, she's inexperienced 
and it CAN get confusing, especially when the fight's just started and everyone's nervous.
There's the bell again and the fight's on. Mitzi chases Jacki, but the old pro stays away 
trying to clear her head. Mitzi's moving easily, her jab snaps Jacki's head. She clearly 
knows what she's doing and lands two or three jabs in a row as Jacki backs up. It looks 
like Jacki, being much lighter, has a slight advantage in speed and can keep away from 
Mitzi which, given the Aussie's 25 pound weight advantage and longer arms, seems a 
good idea. 
Mitzi gets in close though, and bullies Jacki into the corner, driving fists to Jacki's ribs 
and stomach. You can hear the "splat" of fist on flesh and Jacki grunts with each punch. 
Jacki's had enough. She grabs Mitzi's arm and spins out of the corner, driving an elbow to 
Mitzi's ribs as she turns her. She's across the ring escaping but her body's flushed and red 
from the pounding she's taken and this is just the first round. Mitzi is rubbing her side 
where Jacki elbowed her and glaring, but she's moving after her seeming to be intent on 
doing more damage. A left and a right jar Jacki and she's trapped in the other corner.  
Mitzi with a flurry of punches to Jacki's mid-section that are only partly blocked by her 
elbows. She's pummeling Jacki's body pretty good and Jacki's down again!! Mitzi clubbed 
her with an overhand right and Jacki's on one knee as Mitzi goes to a neutral corner. 
Jacki's up at 6 leaning on the ropes, looking none to pleased at the way her fight has 
started.
Angie waves them together and Mitzi moves in to finish Jacki off. Jacki's running away 
and . . . oh! She stopped and grabbed Mitzi in a bearhug. She's pounding Mitzi's kidneys 
with her right and holding on with her left. Mitzi takes 3-4 hard shots before she throws 
Jacki off and circles. Jacki's talking to her, taunting the big blonde about how soft she is. 
Mitzi's unfazed by it, still jabbing at Jacki's face with her left. A hard right to Jacki's head 
staggers her and there's the bell!! End of round one. Jacki survived a couple of knock-outs 
and a hard blow right at the end of the round. Wow, these women know how to box!
OK, we're back now after that commercial for the Carmikel Pocket Fisherman.  Maybe 
that's what Niels has up there, I see he has his hand in his pocket while he leans over and 
peeks down the front of Sunny's dress. While we were away I was watching both corners. 
Tina's fanning Jacki and talking to her excitedly.  From her motions, I'd guess she's 
telling her to use more "hooks" and once she pushed her fist up between the legs. 
Hmmmm. In the other corner, Ginny and Mitzi are smiling confidently. Mitzi just nodded 
when Ginny said something. Making plans to go out and celebrate, or maybe talking 
about how they'll humiliate Jacki after Mitzi knocks her cold. So far, Mitzi's looks like she 
has every right to think like that. 

ROUND TWO

They both move out quickly at the bell. Jacki's up on her toes now, dancing and moving 
much better than in the first round. It looks like a two minute rest gave her time to get her 
head clear after the knockout, er, knockdown, in the first.  She moves right and throws 2 
and 3 punch combinations. Mitzi blocks most with her left arm and shoulder, Jacki's not 
getting through at all. Mitzi's jab is finding it's mark and Jacki's nose and eyes are red 
from the sharp jabs. They don't look that hard, but Jacki's head snaps with each one and 
there's no gloves to soften the blow. Ginny said Mitzi wanted to jab Jacki's nose, mouth 
and eyes until she couldn't see or breathe, then finish her off. It looks like her strategy is 
working. There's another left-right combination and Jacki replies with an overhand right 
that hits Mitzi on the left shoulder. 
Jacki seems to be concentrating her attack on Mitzi's torso, most of her punches hit her 
arms. She's not going headhunting while Mitzi, on the other hand, is jabbing and using 
combinations to Jacki's head. Mitzi with two, three hard jabs rocks Jacki and she replies 
with a hard left hook to Mitzi's ribs that makes her grunt. They've both stopped moving 
now and are trading punches in the middle of the ring. Mitzi with a right to Jacki's 
forehead and Jacki hits Mitzi in the chest. You could hear Jacki's knuckles "clack" off of 
Mitzi's plastic chest protector. I don't think Jacki expected that. It backs the big girl up, 
however, and after shaking her hand, Jacki moves in and drives a hard right to Mitzi's 
stomach that makes her gasp! Mitzi's backing up and breathing hard as Jacki seems to be 
getting her second wind. 
It's all Jacki Frost now, left, right, left! Mitzi's blocking most with her arms, but she's 
stopped throwing any punches of her own how, just going defensive. OH! Mitzi just 
caught Jacki with a uppercut low in  the stomach that staggered her. Jacki's face is pale, 
but she's holding on and wrestling Mitzi back into the corner. Mitzi's leaning on Jacki's 
back, both of them using this break to catch their breath after a brutal exchange of bare 
fists. Jacki grabs the waist of Mitzi's trunks and pulls her out of the corner, whirls her 
around and slams her elbow to Mitzi's ribs again! The big blonde winced and doubled 
over, holding her arm against her side.
Jacki's still holding Mitzi's trunks and Mitzi's trying to pry her fingers out of there. Jacki 
uppercuts Mitzi's big breasts under the cup as she pushes and pulls the blonde around by 
the trunks. Finally, Mitzi chops down to the side of Jacki's head and shoves her away. 
Jacki's shaking her head as she backs up and circles, using a jab to keep the much bigger 
woman at bay. Mitzi looks a bit disoriented and off stride by Jacki's use of elbows and her 
hands. The rules are "no disqualification" she should have expected a wily veteran like 
Jacki to resort to tricks like these.
Mitzi seems quite skilled and confident and so far Jacki really hasn't hurt her. 
I imagine Mitzi's ahead on points, but with these judges anything is possible.  Once more 
they're face to face in the middle of the ring and Mitzi uses a straight hard left to set Jacki 
up for a hard right to the ear that shakes her.  Jacki stands her ground though and returns 
as good as she gets. Both are pounding away at the other's body and Mitzi seems to be the 
stronger at the moment. There! There it was! Mitzi caught Jacki with a quick, short left to 
the jaw and Jacki's down on both knees shaking her head and looking dazed.
Mitzi goes to a corner as Angie picks up the count. Jacki's looking down at the canvas and 
shaking her head. There's blood on the corner of her mouth as she gets to her feet and 
waits until Angie finishes the 8 count. Angie waves Mitzi back and she quickly slams 
Jacki in the stomach with a left and then another right to her head that sends her reeling 
back into the ropes. Mitzi's starting to throw a punch just as the bell rings, but she pulls it 
up short and it just misses Jacki's unprotected jaw. If the bell had come a second or two 
later, I don't know. Jacki's wobbly as Tina helps her to her corner and shoves an ammonia 
capsule under her nose. She needs it.
Meanwhile, Mitzi's on her stool smiling. She almost had Jacki again this round.  It looks 
like it's just a matter of time until this big powerfully built blonde puts Frost away. Jacki's 
got the speed, but the ring is only so big and so far, Mitzi's been able to land the harder 
punches to Jacki's head while Frost has been concentrating her attack on Mitzi's body with 
no effect. Ginny's massaging Mitzi's arms as she tries to stay loose in the corner, but aside 
from redness around her torso and an ugly bruise on her left side where she was elbowed, 
she doesn't seem to be hurt at all. Jacki's mouth is bleeding, she's got the beginnings of a 
beautiful shiner and the side of her jaw is discolored. Her stomach is just as red as Mitzi's. 
I'd give Mitzi the edge at this point due to the knockdowns and her landing a few more 
solid punches to Jacki's head. 

ROUND THREE

There's the bell and as they come out for the third round, Jacki's got a determined 
expression on her face, or maybe it's desperation. She's been getting the worst of it so far. 
Obviously it doesn't agree with her. They meet at mid ring and Mitzi immediately lands 
two good, hard left jabs and Jacki's nose starts bleeding. She grabs Mitzi and wrestles her 
to the ropes, digging her right to Mitzi's ribs a couple of times until the big blonde throws 
her halfway across the ring and screams in frustration. She's stalking Jacki now, looking 
to land another big punch to put the old woman away.
Jacki moves laterally, using her speed and quickness to duck in, throw a couple of quick 
punches, which Mitzi usually takes on the arms, then get away. Awww, Jacki just rushed 
Mitzi and wrapped her arm around the big woman's neck as she slipped a punch. Jacki's 
got her in a headlock and pounds away at her face with her free hand. Angie's looking, but 
doesn't seem sure if she should break it up or not. Mitzi's face is taking a beating. She 
lands a couple of wicked shots to Jacki's kidneys and pulls her head free.
Both Mitzi's eyebrows are split open and her nose is bleeding worse than Jacki's. She 
backs away wiping the blood from her eyes as Jacki, smiling now, goes after her throwing 
lefts and rights to the big woman's body. It's rock solid, but Jacki's hard fists are making 
an impact, you can hear them land solidly "SPLAT" and "THUD" as Mitzi goes into a 
crouch to protect her body with her upper arms and elbows, keeping her hands up over her 
face. She wipes blood from her eyes frequently and each time she does, it gives Jacki an 
opening and she takes advantage.
Mitzi's in trouble! Jacki's shoved her back to the corner, but she fights back, punching 
Jacki's chest and stopping her in her tracks. There's a flurry of short lefts and rights that 
sends Jacki reeling to the side ropes and now she's in trouble! Mitzi wipes blood from her 
eyes again and gives Jacki a chance to slip away, catch her breath and collect herself.
Jacki's speed seems to offset Mitzi's greater strength and reach. Jacki's able to move 
sideways and throw fists from Mitzi's side, landing them on her arms and occasionally to 
her head. Nearing the end of the round now, Jacki lands a flurry of punches that backs 
Mitzi up. Jacki has the big girl in the corner, flailing away with both hands as Mitzi tries 
to cover up and weather this assault. She's got her arms over her face, blocking with 
forearms and biceps. Unnnnh, Jacki just bent her knees and drove a hard right straight up, 
low . . .  I mean very low, to Mitzi's stomach. She doubled up and Jacki slammed her in 
the side of the head just as the bell rang. Mitzi's bent over with her head and shoulders 
hanging over the middle rope outside the ring in the corner.
Jacki's walking back to her corner with a big grin on her face, laughing at something Tina 
said as she holds up a dog collar and leash. While Tina celebrates with Jacki, Ginny helps 
Mitzi to her corner. It looks like she's the one going to need the long break between 
rounds this time. That was a bad round for Mitzi, it had to take a lot out of the big 
woman. 

ROUND FOUR

Here's the bell and round four is under way. Wait! Mitzi's still on her stool!  She's not 
coming out!! I think she's quit! Ginny's talking and Mitzi nods, I think she's had enough 
of tough Jacki Frost. Angie's going over to talk to her.  She's starting the count to ten. If 
Mitzi doesn't come out before ten, it'll go in the books as a knockout for Jacki. Angie's at 8 
and Mitzi stands up, she's smiling! She winks at Jacki! I get it, she was just taking 
advantage of the rules to get a few extra seconds rest. A good move seeing how badly she 
was battered in the last round. 
Ginny stopped the blood over Mitzi's eyes, at least for a while. Mitzi moves toward Jacki 
who looks a bit disappointed. She must have figured she had it won when Mitzi didn't 
answer the bell. Both are cautious. They've taken a lot of punches and both have damage 
to their faces. Mitzi's not chasing Jacki, just moving side to side, cutting the ring in half 
and forcing Jacki to come to her.  On my scorecard, for what it's worth, Mitzi's ahead on 
points 29-27 so Jacki has to come to her if she wants to win this fight. It's a good move for 
Mitzi, saving energy and getting her feet set to punch utilizing her strength and power.
They've been careful so far this round, the pace has really slowed. They're trading jabs and 
an occasional right or left hook. Neither landed any telling blows so far. It looks like 
they're resting after the furious pace earlier and they both know one good blow at this 
point can end it. I've seen Jacki fight before and I can read her frustration as Mitzi keeps 
sticking that long left hand in her face and poking at her. She usually reaches a certain 
level of frustration, then snaps. Evonne Carmikel, among others, can attest to what 
happens then. Mitzi doesn't seem to realize the danger she's in, or perhaps she's confident 
that her advantages in height, weight, age and experience will be enough to prevail. You 
can clearly see she's had boxing training and some experience. 
Jacki's picking up the pace as she starts to throw punches with more frequency now. She's 
up on her toes now. Mitzi's also increasing her pace, it looks like the rest is ended and 
they're back to work. Jacki ducks and throws a straight right to Mitzi's ribs and is met 
with a hard right to the side of her head that staggers her. Mitzi lands two more left jabs 
as Jacki backs up bleeding from the nose again. This Mitzi really has that jab working 
tonight. Jacki's having trouble avoiding it and if she doesn't do something soon, her face 
will look like hamburger.
Mitzi's got Jacki on the run now, backing her up with a series of hard, straight jabs mixed 
in with some right hands. Whoa! Jacki just ducked one of those lefts, grabs her arm and 
twists it up behind her in a hammerlock. She throws Mitzi into the corner face first and 
starts pounding her left elbow and bicep with her free hand. Holy cow! She's really 
working her over as Mitzi tries to escape without a broken arm. Finally, Angie steps in 
and tells Jacki to break which she does, but not before giving Mitzi a kidney punch for a 
finisher. She bounces away grinning over at Ginny who is screaming at the referee and 
looking daggers at Jacki.
Jacki rushes in as soon as Angie's out of the way and starts to throw right hands over 
Mitzi's left which she's having trouble lifting to block. Jacki lands several to Mitzi's face 
and she starts bleeding again from her eyes, nose and mouth. As soon as she gets her 
hands up to protect her face, Jacki drops down and rattles several punches off Mitzi's tight 
mid-section, turning the tanned skin red with the force of the blows. She'll have black and 
blue marks all over her ribs after this. Jacki's pushed the envelope on rules, but she's done 
a very effective job of working to whichever part of Mitzi's anatomy is vulnerable. 
Mitzi backs off as Jacki lands a couple more to her upper arms and forearms just at the 
bell. Both women walk back to their corners bleeding heavily from the face. It looks like 
Mitzi got the worst of it at the end of that round after having the best of Jacki early-on. 
Ginny's wiping the blood from Mitzi's face and Tina's got an inhaler under Jacki's nose. 
Neither looks like they're too enthusiastic about continuing this bloody affair, but both 
have too much pride to be the one to stop it. I can't imagine either being able to handle 
much more, although the women in the IFWF continually surprise me with their stamina 
and ability to absorb damage during a fight.

ROUND FIVE 

This time Mitzi's up ready to go before the bell, sending a message. Jacki looks up at her 
almost with respect, or maybe  that's me projecting my own feelings.  Tina was yapping at 
Jacki the whole two minutes between rounds, shaking that collar and leash and gesturing 
animatedly at Mitzi. She's telling Jacki to "Bust the bitches jaw!" Her anger toward the 
big blonde is palpable and you know she'd love to collar her and drag her around the 
arena forcing her to bark. I haven't seen any Alpo or Kennel Ration yet, but I wouldn't be 
surprised if she has a can or two handy and will help Jacki shove it down Mitzi's throat. 
Assuming, of course, Jacki finds a way to chop down this big strong tree of a woman. 
Mitzi comes out looking like she's had enough and wants to finish Jacki off once and for 
all. Jacki looks confident after the way she handled Mitzi in the last two rounds. I don't 
think we're going to have to wait long for the end of this fight. Mitzi jabs Jacki and then 
again. Jacki shakes her head. She's angry at the way this is starting off. Jacki trades jabs 
but comes off the worse for it.  Mitzi's longer arms and better technique are giving her a 
big advantage. 
They circle, looking for an opening to land a big punch to end the fight or put her 
opponent on the road to defeat. It only takes one at this point to crush someone's will to 
continue. If we see a knockdown from here on, it'll be all over. Neither looks like they can 
take much more, so one good blow could finish either one. And there it is! That's the one! 
Mitzi lands a beautiful left-right combination that staggers Jacki. She's clutching and 
holding on. Mitzi's trying to get her hands free to land one more punch, but Jacki's got her 
arms wrapped around holding on tight.
Mitzi digs her fist to Jacki's kidney and Jacki punches Mitzi's ribs with her right hand. 
She's been attacking Mitzi's left side since the beginning and it's badly discolored and 
bruised. Mitzi shoves Jacki away and measures her for the finishing punch, but Jacki slips 
away and out of range just in the nick of time.  Mitzi's right misses inches from her face. 
Jacki backs up, moves sideways, ducks and weaves as she tries to escape. Mitzi gets close. 
They exchange jabs and Mitzi opens up Jacki's nose  again. Mitzi's eyes are bleeding too. 
Both women are a mess.
Jacki's trapped in a corner and Mitzi's measuring her. Jacki lunges out and grabs Mitzi's 
left arm! She twists it aside with her left hand. Mitzi yelps in pain as Jacki slams her fist 
up into the armpit. Mitzi staggers back holding her  arm. There's a nerve of some kind 
there and if she hit it, the whole arm would be numb. Jacki's all over her now, punching 
her everywhere. If  she can land a punch somewhere she lands there. Mitzi's arms are up 
and Jacki hits her on forearm, shoulder, neck, head, all over the big blonde. Mitzi fights 
back though, what a fight this is!
Mitzi throws two overhand rights to Jacki's head and opens a cut over her left eye that 
stops her assault. This Mitzi impresses me with her toughness. I don't think Jacki had any 
idea how gutsy she is when she suggested this. I won't be surprised if she already regrets 
agreeing to five fights. This is a big, rough girl who can take a lot of pain and keep 
dishing it out. They're in the corner now, wrestling and tying one another up. Each looks 
to get in one big, telling shot.
Oh, Jacki just made one of those wily, veteran moves that separate her from the rest of the 
fighters in the IFWF. She grabs Mitzi's hair and slams her face onto the turnbuckle. 
Mitzi's stunned!! Her head and shoulders are over the top rope.  She's shaking her head, 
trying to clear it. Jacki can't reach her face, so she kidney punches her a couple of times 
before Angie drags her off and gives Mitzi a standing 8 count! Jacki's like a woman 
possessed! She's got the "Eye of the Tiger" that Evonne has seen and didn't like. Angie's 
count reaches eight as Mitzi leans back on the ropes in the corner. She doesn't look good 
fans, I'm not sure if Angie should let this go on.
Angie steps aside and Mitzi raises her hands. She's gonna to try to continue.  Jacki rushes 
in to finish her while she's still groggy. She's pounding that big body with both fists. Mitzi 
tries to punch her way out of the corner, but Jacki blocks her and shoves her back. She 
lands a couple to the side of Mitzi's big breasts, missing her protector, then an overhand 
right to her face when she drops her hands. There's another right that Mitzi only partly 
blocked, she's staggered!! Jacki is measuring her now. There's a left to her mouth and 
another right to her face. SHE'S DOWN!! Mitzi McKay is on her knees in the corner. 
She's holding the ropes with one hand. She's hurt bad!. I don't think she knows where she 
is. She tries to get her bearings, looking around the ring. Her eyes are glazed. 
Wait! Jacki's not going to a corner! She stands over Mitzi, enjoying the sight of her hated 
rival on her knees. She taunts her. Telling her she's been waiting for this ever since she 
and Sunny tormented and tortured poor Tina in that awful scene after Sunny beat Tina. A 
victory, if you can call it that, only because of a disgusting display of near-total nudity by 
Ginny McKay. She's another one Jacki wants to put on her knees I'm sure. And Tina is 
itching to even the score with Sunny. What a bunch of scum that McKay family is. 
Jacki's finally been sent to her corner by Angie, but Jacki got to tell Mitzi what she 
thought of her, "old, soft and misshapen body that's an insult to the IFWF." Pretty harsh 
criticism, but Jacki's a woman of definite opinions. Mitzi's up at the count of eight and 
Jacki's all over her. She punches her face, chest, stomach and now her face again and then 
again. SHE'S DOWN AGAIN! I think the fight's over fans. Mitzi's flat on her back but 
Jacki's still standing over her taunting her and laughing. She's not going to the corner as 
she should, she's still talking about her out of shape body, small breasts, fat legs, flabby 
stomach and ugly face. None of it's true in my opinion. Well, maybe the part about her 
face now that Jacki's been pounding on it, but it wasn't true before the fight. Angie's 
finally started the count but NO! There's the bell. She got to six and the bell rang saving 
Mitzi McKay.
Ginny is in the ring trying to get Mitzi up and to her corner but she needs Angie's help. 
The big blonde's face is a bloody mess. She won't be able to continue. Jacki's gonna get the 
win on a TKO and it's well deserved. After some problems at the start, she used all her 
ring tricks to turn the tables and batter this big warrior into a bloody pulp. I just hope 
neither of these proud women is badly hurt. I really can't believe they're gonna do this four 
more times. There won't be anything left of either of them by the time they finish.

ROUND SIX

Mitzi tries to get up and she's on her feet. Her face is a mess, both eyes swollen, the left 
one almost completely shut. Her nose and mouth are still bleeding despite all Ginny did 
between rounds to stop it. Her left side has deep bruises including one on her ribs from 
Jacki's elbow. Her stomach and chest have taken a pounding and both arms are badly 
bruised from blocking Jacki's fists with them. Jacki looks almost as bad as Mitzi. Her 
nose, mouth and both eyes are cut from Mitzi's jabs and she's got a big bruise on the side 
of her jaw from the uppercut in the first round that almost knocked her out. Her body's 
covered with red blotches from Mitzi's fists. I can't believe either woman is still on her 
feet, yet both of them are looking for more. There's the bell and they both come out.
They come together and Jacki jabs Mitzi's right eye again. Mitzi jabs Jacki twice in the 
head and both snapped her head back. She's still plenty strong.  Mitzi throws a right that 
Jacki ducks and she grabs Mitzi's trunks again and pulls her forward and drives a elbow to 
her pussy! Mitzi's hurt! She's doubled over! Jacki sticks out her foot and smashes her in 
the ribs as she trips over it. Mitzi's on her hands and knees, blood from her face dripping 
on the canvas.  Tina's jumping up and down and cheering, shaking the leash at Mitzi. 
This could be the end at last. But Jacki's not going to a neutral corner, she's standing over 
Mitzi again and taunting, "Come on get up you fat old woman. You haven't been hurt 
enough. See what it's like? Now you see how Ginny and that other one feel when you send 
them out to do your fighting for you. You like this? Come on, get up and I'll knock your 
sorry ass down again and again."
Angie finally gets Jacki to the corner and returns to the count which doesn't begin until 
Jacki is in her corner. It's  ... four ... five ... six ... Mitzi's up at seven, leaning in the corner 
and wiping the blood out of her eyes. God what a tough woman. She's in awful shape. 
That elbow down below took all the fight out of her just as Tina has been calling for. If 
Jacki had gone right to her corner instead of taunting, it might be over by now. It looks 
like Jacki just wants to hurt Mitzi, maybe she's testing her to see how tough she really is, 
or maybe it's just payback for what she and Sunny did to Tina. 
Angie's asking Mitzi if she wants to quit or continue and . . . yes! She's nodding and 
gesturing for Jacki to, "Come on," and there she goes. Jacki moves in quickly and when 
Mitzi jabs, Jacki grabs her arm and twists it over the top rope. She holds it and drives a 
hard left between her breasts right over her heart. Mitzi's knees buckle and Jacki slams 
her in the face. Mitzi's doubled over sitting on the middle rope, dazed, her head down. 
She's holding on to the ropes with both hands, not defending herself at all. Angie's 
moving in to give her another eight count. Hey! Before Angie starts, Jacki slams her 
doubled fists into Mitzi's chest and knocks her between the ropes and clean outta the ring.  
She lands hard on the cement floor and she's not moving. I don't think the big blonde can 
get up after that fans.
I've got to stand up, but I can see Mitzi laying stunned on her back on the floor. Angie 
gets Jacki back and starts a 20 count. Mitzi rolls over on her stomach and tries to get up. . 
. 9 . . . 10 . . . 11 . . . She's on her hands and knees, getting a foot under her. Oh-oh! 
There's Tina. She's screaming at her, "I don't have any dog food bitch, but eat some 
cement." She plants a foot on Mitzi's bottom and kicks her back down on her face to the 
arena floor.  Angie's ordering Tina to get away or she'll throw her out of the arena.
Mitzi's getting up again. The count is 15 . . . 16 . . . 17 . . . She's got a hold of the ropes, 
trying to pull herself up into the ring as Tina lashes her across the back of the legs with 
the dog leash as Mitzi screams in pain! . . .  19 . . . 20! She didn't make it! Mitzi ends up 
with her big body draped over the bottom rope; her upper half inside the ring and her 
long, strong legs hanging off the apron. She almost made it, but she just didn't quite have 
enough left to get back in time. She was just too weak, maybe from loss of blood or maybe 
Jacki had broken her will.  You never know. 
Tina's got the dog leash and oh, wow! She slashes Mitzi across the ass. You should have 
seen her body jerk when that leather hit. The loud 'crack' sound was awesome. 
Ginny runs over and shoves Tina away as Jacki's pulling Tina back to her corner. They're 
laughing and hugging as Ginny helps Mitzi to her stool. It's bedlam in the ring. Tina's 
taunting Mitzi, shaking her finger and laughing. I don't know if Mitzi's in any shape to 
understand or not. She gave it all she had and you have to wonder if not having fought for 
quite a while took its toll on her obviously considerable skills. 
Well, it was just a matter of time. Ginny and Tina are getting into it in the ring. Ginny's 
accusing Tina of cheating and Tina's in no mood to take that from any of the McKay's. 
They're shoving one another and before anyone can stop her, Tina slugs Ginny and 
knocks her right on her butt. I got a great view fans.  Ginny's feet flew up in the air as she 
hit the deck. Tina's on top of her now punching at those big breasts. Everyone goes wild. I 
don't think Ginny's wearing panties, but I'll check the slo-mo video replay to confirm it. 
Shades of the Academy Awards! Here comes Sunny out of the stands! Look out Tina! 
Sunny dives through the ropes and jumps Tina, drags her off Ginny and lands a few 
punches of her own.
Angie and Jacki are trying to separate them and so is Mitzi, although she's so groggy and 
covered with blood, both her own and Jacki's, she can't get a grip on anyone. Angie and a 
couple of security types finally drag Sunny away as Jacki pulls Tina back to her corner 
and they restore order. Ginny's still sitting there looking a bit dazed, I don't think she 
expected "The Pitbull" to hit her, but when Tina's involved, you have to expect the 
unexpected. Anyway, here's the announcer... 
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner by a knockout, at three minutes 26 seconds of the 
sixth round, Jacki 'The Jaaaaaailbird' Frost." Jacki raises her arms and while she's 
celebrating Mitzi comes over and says something, then offers her hand. Jacki looks at it 
for a moment, then smiles and turns her back and walks away. Apparently, the bad blood 
between them hasn't all been spilled yet. 

(Insert commercial here for Carmikel Springs Mineral Water, the official thirst quencher 
of the IFWF)

We're back at ringside and Mitzi's making her way to the dressing room. While Jacki's 
celebrating, I'll see if Mitzi can give us a few words. Mitzi! Mitzi, please. A minute? She's 
pretty badly battered, folks. Both eyes are swollen shut, her nose is bleeding, both lips cut. 
Her entire body is covered with bruises and welts. It's a good thing she's in such great 
condition or she would have been badly hurt.
Cristol: Mitzi, how are you? Anything to say to the fans?
Mitzi: I'll be OK. No, nothing to say. She won, everybody saw it. Tonight, she was the 
better fighter. She wanted it more than me, but I'll be fine after a little rest.
Cristol: I hate to ask this, but I'd be remiss if I didn't. How did you lose to Jacki who's 20 
years older, 25 pounds lighter and shorter? You're a trained boxer with international 
experience, yet she beat you. How can you explain that?  
Mitzi: I can't. Maybe an act of God? I thought I'd surprise her with my ability, since she 
hasn't seen me but once. I don't think she knew how good a fighter I am (or thought I 
was.) Maybe the knockdown in the first woke her up. She fought better than me tonight 
and deserved to win. That's all I want to say.
Cristol: Did her tactics throw you off at all? It looked like you took some questionable 
shots?
Mitzi: Not at all. I expected her tactics for the most part. I admit at the time they 
happened I was unprepared, I'd hoped for "straight boxing" but she didn't do anything I 
didn't expect. She made it clear from the outset there'd be "No disqualification" I knew 
that meant some tactics a bit out of the ordinary. My experience is with Olympic style 
boxing, points for jabbing and such. Jacki's a brawler and the rules, since she chose them, 
favoured her. But that's the whole idea of this series, isn't it? The winner chooses what 
favours her style. 
Cristol: So, what's up next for you two?
Mitzi: No idea. It's her choice again. We'll have to wait and see what she has in that 
devious little mind. But I guarantee the result will be different next time. Once I've healed, 
I'll come back harder to give her all she wants and hopefully a bit more. You can't take 
anything away from her, though, she's very tough. My hats off to her, she deserved this 
win tonight. 
Cristol: What about Tina? Did her kicking you like that cost you the fight? And that 
whipping after?
Mitzi: I was in no position, or condition for that matter, to see what happened, so I'd 
rather not say. Anything she did, I'm sure she felt justified. Here comes Jacki, talk to her. 
This is her night.
Cristol: Fair enough, thanks Mitzi. Well, as Mitzi trudges off the locker room in defeat, 
let's bring in Jacki Frost, the winner of another historic IFWF fight. This is getting to be a 
habit Jacki, talking to you after a big win. I guess you're pretty happy at the way you 
showed her up tonight. You looked like you were toying with her the last few rounds.
Jacki: Yeah, well she deserved to be humiliated after the stunts she pulled in recent 
McKay matches. She's out of shape, got those pathetic little breasts, fat legs, that soft 
flabby stomach and, my God, that ugly face. It was nothing before I made mincemeat out 
of it. I really enjoyed holding her up to ridicule from the fans and let them see how her 
misshapen body is a disgrace to women in the IFWF. You've seen how she relies on Sunny 
and Ginny to do all her work and just sits back getting fat and lazy. Well, tonight she 
found out what happens when you get into a ring and aren't ready. The next time, I'm 
going to inflict even more pain on her. This time, it was above the waist, next time, it'll be 
a different part of her body. I hope she'll  go back to Australia after I whip her sorry ass 
five straight times. I don't want her to win a single one! She's such a sorry excuse for a 
fighter, there's no room for people like her in this federation and I'm making it my 
mission to run !  her out. 
Cristol: Ohhhhhh, that sounds delicious. But tell me more about the next match, I can't 
wait to hear the details, sounds like fun. 
Jacki: See this old sorority paddle? I got it at a yard sale. I think it'd be perfect when it's 
applied to the right part of Mitzi's anatomy. Think of it as a "Southern Hemisphere" 
match since she's from Australia. I'll give details later, but you can be sure when I finish 
with her, her face won't be the only part of her that's red! 
Cristol: There you have it folks, the first of what looks to be a long and bitter series 
between two proud, tough women. I can't wait to hear Jacki's plan is for Mitzi's "Southern 
Hemisphere" but whatever it is, it'll be exciting. Good Night.