IFWF Match: Sunny McKay vs. "Bombshell" Jessica Carney 
Bombshell Jessica Carney, 5'7", 23 y/o, 135 lbs., reddish brown hair, blue eyes, USA 
Sunny McKay (IFWF Champion) 5'7", 22 y/o, 128 lbs., blonde hair, blue eyes, Australia
Albert: Hello again fans. Our first match tonight will be Sunny McKay's first title defense 
since she won the IFWF World Championship at the Royal Rumble. The commissioner 
couldn't have picked a better opponent to give young McKay a severe test. Bombshell 
Jessica Carney beat Sunny like the proverbial drum shortly before Sunny won the 
Championship. In fact, most fans thought the Bombshell wuz robbed. Among the most 
vocal was my broadcast partner, Rebecca.
Rebecca: That's for sure Albert! McKay had no business winning that match. Bombshell 
Jessica Carney was in control from the opening bell and it was just bad luck - and bad 
officiating - that cost her a win. Otherwise, she might be IFWF World Champion today 
instead of Miss Pretty 'n' Perfect. 
Albert: Buuuuuuuuuut, if I recall correctly Rebecca, it looked like Bombshell Jessica 
Carney attacked Sunny before she was in the ring and long before the bell. I'm not sure 
that was cricket, as they'd say back in Sunny's homeland of Australia.
Rebecca: Pish-tosh and fiddle-faddle, as they also might say. What's your point? They 
rang the bell and Bombshell bombed McKay back to the stone age. If it hadn't been for 
that interfering senior citizen, Jessica would have another win in her record instead of a 
loss. They really should put an asterisk next to that one.
Albert: Senior Citizen? Oh, you mean the pulchritudinous pretty, Ms Ginny McKay? God's gift to mid-life crisis males? I don't think she "interfered" so much as she "stood up 
for" her baby girl.
Rebecca: Have I ever told you how nauseous you make me sometimes!
Albert: No. Actually I think I'm quite charm....
Rebecca: Al, shut up! It wasn't a question dear, I was stating the obvious. And speaking of 
obvious, here's an interview the IFWF forced me to give their new precious princess, I 
mean "Champion." Roll the tape Dan-o! 
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Rebecca: So, Sunny, how's it feel now that you've cheated, lied and had your mother sleep 
your way to the top? 
Sunny: Why thanks Becky, I didn't know you'd been following my career that closely. I 
guess you'd know how it feels, those are the primary attributes that landed you your job - 
or did Albert lie to me? 
Rebecca: Al... that lousy, no good rat. That was supposed to be a secret. Who told him? 
Did he give you the name of the cretin? 
Sunny: Sorry hon, you'll have to take that up with him. But seriously, I feel my whole 
career has been one long preparation for greatness. A greatness that, may I say with all 
humility, I richly deserve. I've spent more time on my back in the ring than you have in 
the boardroom Rebecca. I got where I am on talent, good looks and knowing when to use 
which. 
Rebecca: Thanks Sunny. Those were inspiring words for America's young women, I'm 
sure. You're an inspiration to empty-headed bimbos everywhere who think all they need is 
a pretty face and to flash their small-but-perky breasts every now and then. 
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Albert: Wow, I'm impressed Rebecca! A hard-hitting, even Barbara Walters-esque, 
interview. You didn't pull any punches, nor did Sunny. You two might have made a better 
fight than Bombshell Jessica Carney and Sunny. 
Rebecca: AAAARRRGH! Dan-o, you idiot! You were supposed to cut the sluts remarks 
about me before you showed it! You're fired!
Albert: Relax Dan, she doesn't have the authority to fire you. Now here's what Bombshell 
Rebecca Carney had to say when I caught up with her a few hours ago. 
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Albert: "Did you ever dream of this Jessica? That you'd get a shot at the World Title?" 
Jessica: "Well of course I have. I've more than waited my turn and now its just that...my 
turn! Its my chance to show everybody that I'm for real. I've waited for this opportunity for 
a long time and now its here. No way will I let it slip away."
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Rebecca: Well, THAT was all soft and squishy. What a mushy interview Al. No hard-
hitting, investigative instincts there!
Albert: Calm down Rebecca, let's talk about match now that they're about to introduce the 
fighters. Sunny seems to have grown in confidence since her win in the Rumble. I've 
never seen the young woman so confident coming into a big match as she was earlier 
today. 
Rebecca: Not confident, cocky! She's not smart enough to know what a mess she's in. Everybody in the IFWF hates her, probably even her own mother after the way Sunny 
kicked her out of the ring in the Rumble. Her own momma, for Christ's sake!! She's got 
no gratitude. I predict a short, embarrassing reign for this "Queen of the Ring."
Albert: I watched that match just like you did Rebecca, that kick was clearly an accident. 
At that point in the match, Sunny was on auto-pilot. She'd taken a terrific amount of 
punishment and I doubt if she even knew who she was kicking. It's a champion's reflexes, 
that's what won that match for her in the first place.
Rebecca: As usual with these nubile young girls, you can't see past their - whoops, I 
forgot, she doesn't have anything there either. You baffle me Al, I don't know what you 
see in that empty-headed bimbo. Maybe you just like 'em blond and dumb. So she's like 
your fantasy woman! Speaking of bimbo's there's her music, "Tonight" by Smashing 
Pumpkins and . . . hey . . . where is she? The bimbo probably got lost on her way through 
the curtain. What a representative as our champion, jeez!
Albert: Wait, I'm getting something from the director on my earphone. Sunny refuses to 
come out!
Rebecca: I KNEW IT! The tramp is afraid Jessica Carney will Bombshell her again! Hurrah! Finally, we've got a new champion that's worthy of the name! I can't tell you how 
hap...
Albert: Hold it Rebecca, that's not it. Sunny says the champion shouldn't have to wait in 
the ring for a challenger. She wants to be introduced last. That's fair. It's pretty standard 
practice in championship fights. Well, they seem to have it sorted out. There's the theme 
for Bombshell Jessica Carney, "What It's Like" by Everlast. And there's the Bombshell 
now coming through the curtain but, holy cow, who's that with her?? 
Rebecca: That, my dear boy, is The Oakland Enforcer: Brenda Busley. She's 31, 5' 7" and 
a solid 159lbs. Brenda's wearing black leather pants and heavy black biker boots with a 
short sleeve Harley Davidson T shirt that shows off a pair of muscular, tattooed arms. 
Albert: Wow, that's one intimidating looking woman!
Rebecca: I can see how much you like her. 'Big Boy's' standing to attention. If you behave, 
I'll introduce you to her after the match. I think she's just what you need to make you 
behave, then maybe you'll treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve.
Albert: Yeah, like I don't already give you MORE than you deserve. 
"Flowing" by 311 Fills the arena and just as the Guitar kicks in, Jessica Comes Running 
out of the entranceway pumped up. Waving her arms above her head and screaming to 
pump the crowd, and herself, up. She stops running about halfway to the ring and Just 
stands there in a Black Robe with the word "Champ" on the Back. She Turns around and 
points to the entrance where The Oakland Enforcer, Brenda Busley appears. She walks 
slowly to greet Bombshell, looking intimidating every step of the way. When she meets up 
with Bombshell they shake hands. Then Bombshell walks a little more confidently toward 
the ring than usual with Brenda following close behind her. She enters the ring and 
removes the black robe to reveal a beautiful looking blue satin thong bikini. Brenda 
remains on the outside.
Bombshell pauses to gyrates her hips a few times to rev up the fans! 
Rebecca: Jessica doesn't look a bit happy about the last minute switch in introductions. 
She'll make McKay pay for that slap in the face, just wait and see if I'm not right.
"Tonight" by Smashing Pumpkins starts to play as Sunny McKay steps out to a loud 
cheer. Her mane of wild blonde hair has been teased until it surrounds her head like a 
halo. Sunny wears one of her tiny leopard print thongs and, as is her opponent tonight, 
Sunny McKay will wrestle in her bare feet. Around the waist of the slender young blond 
superstar is the belt of the IFWF World Champion! At her side is her mother and her tag 
team partner, the buxom old redhead, Ginny McKay. Ginny's wearing a yellow micro-
skirt, matching jacket and a black lace bustier. 
Sunny climbs to the ring as her fans stand and scream in approval and support for the 
feisty blond warrior who, against all odds, has become the IFWF champion at the age of 
22. As strobe lights flash, the huge projection screen above the ring shows highlights from 
the Royal Rumble in which she won her right to call herself the IFWF World Champion!
She struts around the ring, holding the IFWF belt above her head to show everyone what 
they will be fighting for. While she has all their attention, Ginny sneaks around the 
outside of the ring toward the corner where Bombshell Jessica Carney is waiting, and 
watching Sunny. The Oakland Enforcer, Brenda Busley goes to intercept Ginny and the 
two women meet halfway. Brenda draws herself up to her full 5' 7" height and sticks her 
nose under the chin of the 5' 9" redhead.
Albert: It looked like Ginny was gonna try something, but the Enforcer brought it to a 
screeching halt. Ginny better be careful with that tough biker chick, she don't look like 
she's foolin' around. Big as Ginny is, she still looks small next to Brenda.
Rebecca: Brenda outweighs her by 20 pounds, and it's all muscle. She probably hopes 
Ginny DOES try something. I can't think of anything to get this match off to a rousing 
start better than for Brenda the Enforcer to rip some of that auburn tinted hair right off 
Ginny's numb-skull on nationwide TV. Sunny would probably have a heart attack right 
there in the ring! 
With all eyes in the audience on Ginny and the Enforcer, no one notices as Sunny 
suddenly runs toward the Bombshell intending to smash her in the head with the heavy 
IFWF Championship belt. But Bombshell sees her and as Sunny swings the belt at her 
head, the Bombshell ducks and lets Sunny's momentum carry her over her shoulder. The 
Bombshell lifts Sunny's hips and easily tosses her out of the ring over the top rope. Sunny 
loses her grip on the belt as she plummets to the floor. She lays holding her head as the 
crowd roars.
Albert: What in the world is happening? Why would a good girl like Sunny McKay try 
something like that? 
Rebecca: Because she and Ginny are scared of Jessica, that's why. Her only chance to win 
was by Ginny helping her. When the Oakland Enforcer showed up, their plan went in the 
dumpster. She had no choice but to try to use her belt as a weapon. 
Albert: Well, Ginny's going to help Sunny up and that big, mean looking Enforcer's right 
behind her. From the way Ginny is nervously looking over her shoulder, I'd say Brenda 
the Enforcer is already worth whatever Bombshell has to pay her. 
Ginny helps Sunny to her feet and they go over to retrieve Sunny's belt, but the Enforcer 
steps on the belt and tells Ginny to leave it til after the match. Sunny pushes Brenda the 
Enforcer away and picks up her belt but Brenda pushes back until Ginny jumps between 
them before any blows are struck. 
Albert: It looks like things are heating up.
Rebecca: Sunny just made a big mistake shoving the Oakland Enforcer. They'll need to 
pick her up with a sponge when Brenda's done with her. 
Ginny punches Brenda in the head but the sturdy biker chick just rolls with the punch and 
remains standing right in front of Ginny. The redhead swallows hard, bends down and 
pummels Brenda's ripped abs with a series of punches that don't appear to bother her in 
the least. Ginny looks down and shakes her fists to ease the pain then suddenly lets out a 
loud scream as Brenda the Oakland Enforcer picks her up by the lapels of her jacket and 
flings the 140 lb. redhead through the air like nothing. Ginny lands on her butt and 
grunts. She's still rubbing her bottom when Brenda swaggers over and lifts the champion's 
mom to her feet by the hair. Ginny squeals and tries to turn around to hit her, but Brenda 
grabs the back of Ginny's skirt and, along with the hair hold, runs her to the ring and 
heaves her headfirst under the bottom rope. Brenda slides into the ring after Ginny. 
Albert: OH MY GAWD! This is getting out of hand. Ginny can't get mixed up in this 
match, they've got the tag team title match coming up in a few minutes. 
Rebecca: It's probably all part of the McKay's plan. Get their asses kicked by Bombshell 
and "the Enforcer" so they'll have an excuse when Victoria and Veronica beat them later. You know, they have to know they're gonna lose to "V and V." 
Sunny climbs onto the ring turnbuckle and jumps on Brenda's back, her arms wrapped 
around the heavy-set biker's neck. Bombshell has been leaning on the ropes watching 
Brenda clean house and chuckling, but now she runs over and jumps on Ginny, driving a 
knee to the redhead's big breasts. Ginny's legs jerk, then flop as she holds her chest and 
curls into a ball. The Bombshell kicks Ginny in the butt to straighten her out, then drops 
an elbow to her chest. 
Meanwhile, Brenda the Enforcer flips Sunny over her shoulder and starts putting the boot 
to the pretty blonde. Sunny's wiry torso jerks and spasms with each kick, her feet kick the 
air with her hands up in a pathetic attempt to ward off the heavy-set biker bitch's banging 
boot heels.
Albert: This is insane! The McKay's are getting the snot beat out of them by Bombshell 
Jessica Carney and a behemoth that would make Godzilla cringe. What's come over these 
ladies?
Rebecca: They're overdue for this! Those bimbos are giving the IFWF a bad name. Look 
at what's happening! van Vliet's finally bringing in some legitimate wrestlers to raise the 
tone of the whole organization. The McKay's are dinosaurs, an over the hill stripper and 
her porn actress daughter! Their time is over. 
Bombshell helps Ginny to her feet by the hair while Brenda twists Sunny's arm and pulls 
her to her feet. They swing Ginny and Sunny around a couple of times and then whip 
them across the ring straight into one another. Head-on, the mother-daughter duo are just 
about to smash into each other when . . . 
Albert: Oh wow! Terrific move!
Rebecca: I don't believe they did that!
Sunny and Ginny catch each other's arm, whirl around in a circle and let go. The two 
McKay's go flying off in the opposite of the direction from that which they came. Ginny 
slams shoulder-first into the solid body of Brenda The Oakland Enforcer driving her back 
to the corner. At the same instant, Sunny leaps and dropkicks Bombshell Jessica Carney 
in the chest. She goes reeling back into the other corner where she smacks the turnbuckle 
and slides down until she's sitting on the mat. The crowd goes wild!
Ginny kicks off her high heels to get better traction, then puts her head on Brenda's chest 
and starts to piston her fists into the biker chick's hard body. Brenda absorbs several 
punches, then reaches up, grabs two handfuls of Ginny's hair at her ears and snaps her 
head forward in a headbutt! Ginny's big legs wobble and she starts to go down, but Brenda 
easily holds her up with one hand as she reaches up under Ginny's little shirt with the 
other and scoops her up off her feet chest high!
While her mother is busy with the Oakland Enforcer in the opposite corner, Sunny jumps 
to her feet, runs over to the Bombshell Jessica and stomps on her chest as she sits in the 
corner leaning against the bottom two ropes trying to catch her breath. Sunny hooks up 
under Jessica's arms, lifts her and drapes her arms over the top ropes. She starts to slap 
away at her chest with the edge of her open hand. 
Sunny takes a fistful of Jessica's hair and hair mares her over. But when she looks up, all 
she sees is Ginny's butt right in front of her face. Sunny is crushed between Ginny and the 
turnbuckle as Brenda The Oakland Enforcer holds Ginny upside down and runs across the 
ring full force into Sunny. Brenda has Ginny upside down, pressing her against Sunny. The redheads legs hang draped over Sunny's shoulders as both McKay's are trapped in the 
same corner.
Bombshell Jessica Carney gets to her feet, runs and leaps on Brenda's back, adding her 
weight to the Oakland Enforcer's. There's a loud "UUNNNNH" as the air is knocked out 
of both of the McKay's by the weight of the two woman.
Albert: I can't believe the strength of that biker! She picked Ginny up like she was a little 
girl. 
Rebecca: This is the most fun I've had with my clothes on! Come-on Bombshell, get that 
bimbo.
Bombshell pulls Sunny out of the corner, bends over and hauls Sunny up for a vertical 
suplex. Holding her straight up in the air, Bombshell hisses, "Nowhere to go but down 
Sunny, just like your mom's career. And soon to be yours," then she slams Sunny to the 
mat flat on her back. Sunny sits up, grabs her back and slumps back down to the mat. 
Rebecca: Atta girl, give it to her good now. You got her on the ropes.
When the Bombshell takes control of Sunny, Brenda takes Ginny by the hair, runs her 
across the ring and heaves the heavy redhead out of the ring over the top rope down to the 
arena floor below. Brenda steps through the ropes and drops on Ginny's back, sits down 
on her and puts her chin in her hand while she watches Bombshell go to work on Sunny.
Bombshell scoops the dazed blonde up and body slams her back to the mat! Before Sunny 
can catch her breath, Bombshell has her back on her feet and flying across the ring into 
the ropes right above where Brenda, The Oakland Enforcer, is calmly sitting on Ginny 
and watching the match with a calm expression on her weathered face. Sunny bounces off 
the rope and goes flying head over heels as Bombshell almost snaps her neck with a 
shortarm clothesline. 
Albert: I'm in awe of Bombshell Jessica Carney, she's doing it to Sunny McKay again. 
This girl is the real deal!
Rebecca: Maybe, but there's no doubt Sunny is for real, NOT! If it wasn't for the way Niels 
protects her and her old mother, neither of these women would ever win a match in the 
IFWF.
Bombshell doesn't showboat or hesitate, spinning around and diving right on Sunny, 
grabbing her arms and hauling back as she stomps her foot in the middle of the writhing 
blonde's back. The surfboard is a devastating hold when it's done correctly and Bombshell 
Jessica Carney has it perfectly. She leans back, pulling Sunny's shoulders back and lifting 
her head off the mat until her entire torso is in the air. Bombshell stomps her big boot on 
Sunny's body, shaking her perky bosom in that little top as Sunny moans in pain but she 
shakes her head stubbornly when the referee asks if she's had enough!
Bombshell finally drops Sunny's arms and stands up, shaking her leg as if she has a 
cramp. She walks around Sunny a few times until the blonde struggles to her hands and 
knees, her head hanging down, hair disheveled and her trim body slick with perspiration. 
She gets to one knee before Bombshell darts in and grabs her in a side headlock, then 
forces her to her feet. Sunny, with her hands on Bombshell's hips, throws her off, but 
Jessica goes to the ropes and rebounds right back into Sunny with a shoulder block to the 
chest that upends the slender blonde and drops her right back to the mat again.
Bombshell takes Sunny by the ankle and steps inside her leg for a stepover toe hold, but 
before she locks the hold, Sunny kicks her off and scrambles to the ropes on her hands and 
knees to get a break and catch her breath. For the first time, she sees her mother being sat 
on and her face shows real concern. 
Sunny gets to her feet and walks along the ropes eyeing Bombshell until she feels 
confident again. She moves out and they lock up, Sunny turning it quickly into a side 
headlock by using a handful of Jessica's long hair. Sunny works her elbow up and down 
on Jessica's ear as she wrenches her head around a couple of times.
Albert: That's more like it. Sunny's finally gotten untracked. It looks like we're going to 
have a match after all.
Rebecca: Did you notice she pulled poor Jessica's hair? That's what we like to call a 
'veteran move.' 
Suddenly, Bombshell Jessica Carney pushes Sunny forward headfirst into the ropes. 
Sunny keeps the headlock in place as they rebound, but then Bombshell wraps her arms 
around Sunny's waist and lifts, throwing the surprised Champion over backwards and 
dropping her on her head. Sunny loses the headlock and Bombshell rolls over and 
escapes. Before Sunny can get up, Bombshell scoops her up to chest level and drops her 
into an over the knee backbreaker. Sunny's long body lays bent over the Bombshell's knee 
as Jessica Carney pushes down on Sunny's chin and one thigh, trying to snap her spine in 
two!
Albert: Every time I think Sunny's about to come back in this match ... 
Rebecca: ... you're wrong! As usual. I told you your blonde Barbie Doll was overrated. 
Bombshell keeps up the pressure on Sunny's spine until the referee checks again if she 
wants to submit. Sunny's reply is muffled by her position, but the referee signals she 
hadn't. Bombshell drops Sunny, kicks her in the ribs to roll her over and steps over her 
back and lifts her feet up, setting her up for the Boston Crab submission hold.
Rebecca: This match is about over and so is Sunny's 15 minutes of fame as our champion. 
That was actually a lot longer than I expected her to hold it to be honest. 
Albert: I'm afraid you're right. There's no way Ginny can save her with Brenda on top of her, and she's too far from the ropes to ...
As Bombshell locks in the Boston Crab, Sunny screams in agony and claws at the mat 
with her fingers. The referee says something and Sunny shakes her head adamantly so 
Bombshell leans back and increases the pressure on Sunny's back. She bounces a couple of 
times, each one accompanied by a scream from Sunny who is tearing her hair in agony 
now from the awful pain. The referee kneels and asks Sunny again if she submits. She 
mumbles something and he has to bend down to hear. He goes over to the side of the ring 
where the broadcasters are and leans through the ropes to talk to Albert and Rebecca.
When his back is turned, figure comes running down the aisle, dives under the ropes on 
her belly and clotheslines Bombshell Jessica Carney across the throat before she realizes 
what's happening. Bombshell loses her grip on Sunny's legs and falls to her knees 
clutching her throat, gagging and choking. The newcomer is Felicia Bain and she quickly 
straddles Bombshell's head between her legs, hooks her arms and piledrives the 
Bombshell's head into the canvas. Felicia leaves her on her back, pulls Sunny over on top 
of Bombshell and dives back out of the ring before the referee turns around.
Albert: What the ...?
Rebecca: NO! I don't believe it. Not again.
Brenda Busley, the Oakland Enforcer, had been caught napping by Felicia Bain's sneak 
attack. When the referee starts to count the pin for Sunny over Bombshell, Brenda runs 
into the ring and drags Sunny off by the ankle. The referee immediately grabs Brenda and 
struggles with the big, powerfully built biker trying to push her out of the ring. While he 
and Brenda are wrestling with one another, Ginny struggles up off the floor and rolls into 
the ring. She crawls on her hands and knees over to Sunny and puts her back on top of 
Bombshell Jessica Carney, then slides back out under the ropes. 
DING! 
DING! 
DING!
Albert: Huh? Who rang the bell? Don't tell me they're ... wait. Yes, they're stopping it. 
They stopped the match!
Rebecca: I musta missed when they got it started, I never did hear the bell. I thought this 
was all part of the pre-fight entertainment. Hell, I was sure havin' the time of my life 
watching those bimbos get . . . Now what's HE doing in the ring?
Niels van Vliet enters the ring with a microphone. 
Niels: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has ruled a double disqualification because of 
multiple outside interferences by The Oakland Enforcer, Felicia Bain and Ginny McKay. 
This match is therefore ruled a NO CONTEST!
Rebecca: DARN! Just when it looked like the reign of Queen Sunny the 1st wouldn't last. 
she gets saved by Niels - again. I told you she'd never last. You owe me $5 Al, baby.
Albert: Sorry to disappoint you, Rebecca. You bet that she'd lose the title and she still has 
it. No matter what you want or what you say, Sunny McKay is the IFWF World Champion!
Rebecca: No! You're kidding, right? 
Albert: Nope, those are the rules. I'm surprised you didn't know that. We'll be back right 
after these commercials with the next match and we have yet another title on the line, this 
time it's Sunny and Ginny trying to win the IFWF Tag Team Championship against 
Veronica Millions and Victoria Adams. 
Rebecca: Or is it Victoria Millions and Veronica Adams? I can't keep those two straight. I wish they had other partners, they even look alike for Pete's sake.