Sunny McKay vs. "Wonder Woman" Cassandra by Joniar June 28, 1998
In the wacky world of professional wrestling, one needs to have a fair amount of luck 
going their way in addition to skill. That, and often, a good strategy. In the case of 
tonight's two combatants, this has not been the case. Both Sunny and Cassandra are 0-2 in 
the rankings, despite talents and skills which would reflect an otherwise different 
situation. For one of these winless wrestlers, the tide was going to change. For the other, 
the continuation of an unfortunate loosing streak.
"Tonight" by the Smashing Pumpkins was playing on the PA as Sunny McKay made her 
way towards the ring dressed in her standard wrestling attire, a red bikini. She wore 
matching red pumps on her feet which she promptly removed and tossed towards the ring 
attendant as soon as she climbed up into the ring. Sunny was looking good, but pensive. 
She was not her usual self. She was accompanied to the ring by her mother, Ginny.
Wonder Woman Cassandra made her way to the ring to the tune of the television show 
theme song and dressed in full Wonder Woman regalia. She looked awesome. She high 
five'd fans as she ran to the ring and jumped up in a most impressive manner. It looked as 
if Wonder Woman Cassandra was finally coming into her own and she really, really 
looked the part of the mighty superheroine. The crowd sensed this and greeted her wildly. 
She stood in the center of the ring, spread her legs slightly apart, and put her hands on her 
hips. She was playing up to the crowd and looked awesome in the process. She turned 
towards Sunny. 
Cassandra kept one hand on her hip as the other pointed at Sunny as if to say "YOU...are 
going DOWN!!"
Sunny was not at all pleased with Wonder Woman Cassandra's entrance and show and 
appeared to be somewhat taken back by the whole scene. Ginny appeared to be comforting 
her and calming her down. It was all a bit strange and out of character.
The referee signaled for the bell and the match began. Both wrestler approached the 
center of the ring. Sunny prepared for a lock up and test of strength, but Cassandra would 
have none of that and just pushed Sunny. Sunny took a few steps back and appeared to be 
surprised. Cassandra smiled. Sunny pushed Cassandra back. It was a weak push and 
Cassandra did not budge. Cassandra pushed again and sent Sunny flying backwards. This 
was strange as it didn't look as if Cassandra's push was THAT powerful. A look of shock 
and dismay appeared on Sunny's face and Cassandra's smile broadened even further. 
Cassandra followed up with a punch which sent Sunny flying into the ropes. Sunny's eyes 
glazed over and her arms dropped to her sides. A look of panic registered on Ginny's face. 
Cassandra charged towards her dazed foe with fire in her eyes. She wanted to finish 
Sunny off quickly. She stood inches away from Sunny and wound up for a punch. 
The spark suddenly returned to Sunny's eyes ands she unleashed a one two three punch 
combination punch to Cassandra's head. Cassandra never saw what hit her! Sunny 
straightened up and unleashed a right hook to Cassandra's jaw and followed up with 
another. Cassandra started backing up and Sunny kept backing her up with right after 
right after right until they were in the opposite corner. Sunny had been faking it all along 
and lured Wonder Woman Cassandra into a state of gross overconfidence. 
Sunny went wild and unleashed a barrage of closed fists to Cassandra's head and body. 
Cassandra was defenseless! The referee stepped in, pushed Sunny back, and warned her 
about the use of closed fists. Cassandra fell face first to the mat. Ginny climbed up on the 
ring apron and berated the referee about stopping Sunny in mid attack. Sunny took 
advantage of the referee being distracted. She lifted Cassandra by the hair, removed her 
tiara and smashed her on the head with it before throwing it out of the ring. Cassandra 
dropped like a rock. The referee began counting and Ginny stepped back down. Sunny 
lifted Cassandra and flung her into the ropes. Rather than wait for Cassandra to fly off the 
ropes and come back to her, Sunny raced towards the other side of the ring and caught 
Cassandra with a massive clotheslines which spun her 360 degrees in the air. 
The crowd let out a collective gasp at the sight of Cassandra spinning in the air and 
landing on her head. Cassandra just lay on the mat in a crumbled heap. Sunny lifted her - 
first to her feet and then in the air- and power slammed her to the canvas. She lifted her 
again and executed a picture perfect suplex. Cassandra was in terrible shape. Sunny lifted 
her yet again to her feet and paraded her weakened body around the ring and showed the 
crowd the desperate shape their superheroine was in. Cassandra was nearly out on her 
feet. Sunny let go of Cassandra. Cassandra teetered in place. She really could not stand. 
Sensing that Cassandra was about to fall to the mat, Sunny blew in her face so that it 
would appear that Cassandra was blown to the mat, and so it did!
Sunny sat down on the mat next to Cassandra, lifted her into a sitting position, wrapped 
her thighs around Cassandra's now soft belly and placed her in a full nelson. Cassandra's 
eyes suddenly opened wide in shock and pain as Sunny Squeezed the life out of her. The 
referee asked Cassandra if she wanted to submit. She said no weakly. Sunny continued to 
squeeze her thighs while applying the full nelson. 
The referee asked Cassandra if she wanted to submit. No reply. 
He asked her again. No reply. 
He lifted one of her arms in the air and it fell back to her side weakly. He lifted the arm 
again and once again, it fell back to her side. There was excitement in the air as it 
appeared that Wonder Woman Cassandra was out. The referee lifted her arm again. It 
began to fall, but then Cassandra managed to lift it again. She held it for about 2 seconds 
before it dropped back to her side. The referee lifted her arm once again and this time it 
fell lifelessly to her side. The referee signaled for the bell. 
The match was over. Sunny released the hold and Cassandra slumped unconscious to the 
mat. She was joined by Ginny in the ring and they hugged. Sunny placed one leg on 
Wonder Woman Cassandra's fallen body while Ginny, and then the referee lifted her arms 
in the air in a victorious pose. Sunny was psyched! 
The referee left the ring and Sunny continued to parade around relishing her victory. She 
then knelt down over the fallen Wonder Woman, removed her lasso and tied her hands 
behind her back. Wonder Woman was still out cold. Sunny rolled her over and began to 
undo the zipper of Cassandra's Wonder Woman suit. She was going to remove the 
costume! Suddenly, the referee jumped back into the ring to put an end to the diabolical 
disrobing. Sunny left the ring victorious with Ginny, leaving the referee to help the still 
winless Cassandra to her feet.