Tag Team Championship "A Family Affair" by Cristol  July 26,1998
(The McKay Family vs. The First Family's Sex Kittens) 
Good Evening fight fans, this is Cristol at ringside bringing you the exciting final event of 
tonight's card, the long-awaited meeting between the top two tag teams in the Federation 
for the tag team title. As you know, there's been rampant speculation about the 
involvement of Evonne Carmikel and her nefarious cohorts in the success of the "Sex 
Kittens" but there's no denying it, whatever it has or hasn't been, it's worked.  The 
Mother-Daughter team of the McKay's on the other hand, have been equally controversial. 
Whatever happens tonight, I must warn you to expect the unexpected. Even so, you'll 
probably be surprised by what occurs. Sit back and relax, the show is just beginning. I've 
already seen Evonne Carmikel and Tina "the pitbull" Collins in front row seats along with 
most of the other managers and several of the top women fighters in the IFWF. This is the 
Federations first Tag Team Championship and it looks like everyone wants to be part of 
history. 
Ah, here's the ring announcer now, let's listen. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the final event is a 
tag team match. One fall only for the IFWF Tag Team Title. Introducing in the black 
corner, from Sydney, Australia - just 22 yrs old, standing 5'8" and weighing 120 pounds, 
the exotic and beautiful.....Miss Sunny McKay! (evenly mixed cheers and boos) Her 
partner, and her mother, from Charlotte, NC, Australia, Japan, Korea, Thailand and other 
countries too numerous to mention - at 39 yrs old, standing 5'9" and weighing in at a 
reported 148 pounds, the curvaceous and cuddly......Ms Ginny McKay! (loud cheers and 
applause) The FAMILY!!!" (standing ovation, but with some booing)
Over the noise of the crowd I can hear their theme song, "We are Family" by the Pointer 
Sisters, as they make their way through the audience.  This is really strange fans, after the 
talk, threats and attacks on opponents of "The Sex Kittens" in the past by "parties 
unknown" (we all know what that means, don't we fans?) the McKay's are alone and 
unguarded. They're coming down the aisle toward our table here at ringside. They're 
either really stupid, or really confident. I haven't seen the heightened security you'd expect 
after the devious and underhanded tricks Evonne's minions pulled in the past. Maybe the 
commissioner has finally warned "The First Family" about their tactics.
Oh, there's Tina, jumping in Sunny's face and saying something to her.  It looked like the 
slender blonde was taken by surprise and seemed to shy away from her as she approached. 
Not that I blame her, Tina looks like she could chew nails after that unprovoked and 
dastardly attack on her friend and partner Jacki Frost by the McKay's. They're here now, 
lets see if I can get a word with them. Ginny, Sunny, can you tell me why no security? I 
guess you have some tricks up your sleeves for tonight eh? Sunny, what have you got to 
say for yourself? 
SUNNY: Thanks Cristol, I appreciate this chance to say something to my fans. Yes, the 
IFWF has laid it out in no uncertain terms that they won't tolerate the kind of behaviour 
we, well me actually, have displayed. We promised Niels we're turning over a new leaf, 
going straight as it were. Tonight, you'll see the new Family, rougher, tougher and meaner 
than ever, but only within the rules. This will be something new for us (grin) and there's 
bigger things coming. A "New Age" you might say.
GINNY: Listen, the IFWF Tag Team Title Belts are something we want our fans to be 
proud to see us wearing. We don't want them ashamed of their favorites winning by 
skullduggery or underhanded tricks. Right after our win tonight, we're announcing our 
first two title defenses will be against Devastation and the Blonde Bombshells, the teams 
we beat in a couple of controversial fights to get here. We want to show them, their fans 
and ours, that we're worthy of the championship and that we won it on merit, not because 
we used brass knuckles or dirty tricks.
CRISTOL: Wow! That's quite a change. So, Sunny, that means you're going to turn over a 
new leaf?
SUNNY: We'll see Cristy. What we say goes for the tag team. As individuals, we'll still be 
ourselves, do what we do best. That could be fair and sporting like Mom, or rough, tough 
and dirty, my preference.  But as "The Family" we're going to be fair dinkum, or straight 
arrow as they say in the States. That's why we wore white tonight, a symbol of a "New 
Age" for us.
Well, fans, there's the first surprise, the McKay's not only made it to the ring unscathed 
but told the world here tonight that they DO respect the Championship Belts and don't 
want them tarnished by any wrong-doing.  I have to tell you fans listening on radio, 
they're quite a sight. Both women are in very revealing thong bikini's and you can see how 
fit and toned they are. This is the first time I've seen Ginny up close and her physique is 
(to say the least) impressive. Not only her curvy shape, but her muscularity. No bulging 
biceps for this lady, but as she moves you can see how strong she is. Sunny isn't as big, but 
she's got a dancer's body and her abs must be made of steel. They're both barefoot too, an 
unusual move but one, I'm sure, that was carefully considered. They have their feet taped 
and I read Ginny trained in kick boxing in Thailand and Sunny's a dancer, so you can 
expect to see a lot of kicks from this duo. 
Well, the McKay's are pacing nervously waiting for the "Sex Kittens" and now a long 
white limo is entering the arena. It's pulling up to the ring. This should be something to 
see. Watch your screens carefully, there's no telling what might happen! One of the doors 
is opening and, yep, here they come, Mr. Love Jones, Jasmin, and Erotic. Hmmmm, that's 
interesting, it's just the three of them. Mr. Love Jones grabbed the microphone from the 
announcer. Now what? Boy, the McKay's are really letting Mr. Love Jones have it. Wait, 
he's saying something. Let's listen. "Ladies and Gentlemen for your watching enjoyment I 
give you the sexiest tag team on the planet, POOOORSCHA and VAAAANITY your 
WOOOOORLD TAG TEAMCHAAAAMPIONS the SEX KITTENS!" 
'We are the Champions' by Queen is playing over the arena's loudspeakers, but wait....the 
limo door just closed. The limo is backing away from the ring. Mr. Love Jones looks 
surprised, I can't blame him.  What's up. Sunny McKay has run to the ropes, climbed onto 
the middle rope and screaming, "Aren't those chicken sh*ts gonna wrestle?" The referee's 
back is to the McKay's and he's saying something to Mr. Love Jones. He's telling him the 
Sex Kittens have to enter the ring or forfeit. I wonder what they're up to. It isn't like "The 
First Family" to run away from a fight.
Oh NO! Just as everyone expected, a sneak attack! Vanity and Porscha were hiding in the 
crowd and now with the McKay's distracted, they're coming out of hiding. Vanity picks up 
the timekeeper's bell on her way into the ring. She's going after Ginny, "Look Out Ginny! 
Oh my God!!!  No!!" Vanity just slammed the ringside bell into Ginny's head over her 
ear. I could hear the "thunk" clear over here. Ginny's down in a heap in the middle of the 
ring. Oh gosh, she's bleeding all over the ring and the match hasn't even started. Vanity 
tosses the bell out of the ring and almost hits the commissioner. Isn't there some rule 
about using foreign objects Niels? 
Jeez, look at this. Sunny turned to see what was happening to Ginny and Porscha came 
running and clotheslined her. Sunny went upside down and landed right on her head. 
Now Porscha and Vanity are both attacking Sunny, kicking and stomping her 
unmercifully and I still haven't heard the bell. This is awful! Finally!! Here's a referee 
running down the aisle, maybe he can restore order. He dives into the ring and now he's 
pushing Vanity out of the ring, but Porscha's still all over Sunny. Poor Ginny is crawling 
to the McKay's corner and her head's a mess. There's blood running down her cheek and 
neck. She could be seriously injured and she never even saw who did it.
Ginny has just now reached her corner and is bravely trying to pull herself to her feet, 
wiping blood from her eyes and looking like she's having trouble focusing. Porscha has 
Sunny up now, but the blonde can't stand on her own. If Porscha would let go, she'd 
collapse I'm sure. Now what, oh-oh, the Irish Whip. Poscha's spinning Sunny's around 
and sends her flying straight into Ginny's back. Oh golly, Ginny's thrown head first 
through the ropes out onto the concrete floor of the arena. I couldn't see if she got her 
hands up to cushion the impact but she hasn't re-appeared and Porscha's after Sunny 
again. It looks like this match may end before it ever officially begins.
Porscha has two handfuls of Sunny's hair and she's ramming her head into the turnbuckle. 
One, two, three, four times before Sunny crumples to her knees in the corner. Her arms 
are draped limp over the ropes. She's taking a brutal beating. Now what? Oh, Porscha's 
setting her up for a piledriver! CRASH! Sunny's driven to the mat head first. She's not 
moving. It looks like it's all over. Porscha drops to one knee and puts a hand on Sunny's 
chest. The referee moves in and counts One.. Two..  Ha-ha, did you see that? Ginny 
reached in and put Sunny's foot over the bottom rope, then called the referee's attention to 
it, he's making Porscha back off. What a turn of events, this match is going to continue, 
but I can't see it going much longer. The McKay's both look done in. 
Ginny takes Sunny's wrist while the referee's busy with Porscha, she's dragging her to the 
corner and holding her hand. Oh, I see, she's "tagging" her. Now Ginny is climbing in to 
face Porscha but she doesn't have any strength, she can barely stand up her legs are so 
wobbly.  Porscha's grinning confidently, she winks at Vanity. I don't see how Ginny can 
last long against the powerful Porscha. Whoa! Ginny just ducked under Porscha's casual 
attempt to lock up, scooped  and body slammed her. She wasn't as woozy as we thought. 
Porscha's just up on her hands and knees when Ginny kicks her in the ribs. I could hear 
Porscha grunt all the way over here folks, that hurt. 
Porscha's on the run, she doesn't want any part of the enraged Ginny.  She scoots to her 
corner and tags Vanity who jumps through the ropes only to be caught with a hard elbow 
to the face. Ginny uses Vanity's hair to flip her across the ring on her butt. Vanity bounced 
a foot in the air when she landed. Boy, Ginny is really incensed. She elbow smashes 
Vanity in the back of the neck and sits down behind her, wraps her strong legs around the 
dazed woman and whoooooops - the old "keister bounce". BANG, that rattled Vanity's 
teeth. Here it comes again, WHAM!  Oh boy, Vanity wants no part of this. She's looking 
around, begging for help. You can see Ginny grit her teeth as she applies crushing 
pressure to Vanity's ribs with her powerful thighs.
Vanity is in trouble here and this is just what "The Family" needed, a chance to recuperate 
and collect themselves before making a final push.  Mr. Love Jones is up on the ring 
apron complaining about something to the referee, oh, he says Ginny is using Vanity's 
hair. The referee is having none of it, however, he's ordering Mr. Love Jones to leave the 
apron as Ginny rolls back and gets ready for a third keister bounce.  Look at that, just as 
she got Vanity up, Porscha reached through the ropes and pulled Vanity over backward. 
Then Erotic sprayed something in Ginny's face. She's screaming, "I'm blind" and her 
shoulders are pinned by Vanity's weight. 
Mr. Love Jones is pointing it out to the referee. He dives on the mat and starts the count, 
"One..." but Ginny throws Vanity aside and gets up as Vanity limps away, rubbing her 
bottom with both hands. Ginny's staggering around the ring unable to see, but hears Mr. 
Love Jones yelling at Vanity. Ginny bounces on the ropes and launches herself across the 
ring toward the sound of her voice, but misses Vanity and hits Mr. Love Jones who falls 
off the apron to the floor right at the feet of Evonne Carmikel who's livid with anger at her 
"FIRST FAMILY."
Vanity escapes to her corner and tags Porscha who comes in and attacks Ginny who still 
can't see. She's drives her back  with a series of elbow smashes and open hands to the 
chest and throat. Ginny can't see and is having trouble breathing too, she's in trouble now. 
Someone's calling her, it's Sunny! She's leaning over the ropes and reaching out her arm.  
Ginny reaches back and Sunny tags her, but before Sunny can get into the ring, Porscha 
jerks down the top rope and flips Sunny over on top of Ginny. She scrambles up as Ginny 
crawls out of the ring and collapses on apron rubbing her eyes. Porscha lifts Sunny up by 
her top, nearly pulling it off in the process, swings her around and throws her halfway 
across the ring in the air. Sunny lands on her stomach and lays there stunned as Porscha 
tags out. 
Vanity climbs on the top rope and launches herself through the air. OOF!  She lands in 
the middle of Sunny's back, snapping her body upward at both head and feet with the 
impact. Sunny's in trouble again! She still hasn't recovered from the initial mauling from 
both women and the pile driver. Vanity drags Sunny up by the hair, her body sagging and 
one breast exposed. She seems to have no fight left but still she punches Vanity in the 
stomach. But she's too weakened to do any damage. Instead of going for a pin Vanity 
wants to weaken her further. She scoops her up and body slams her flat on her back, then 
uses her thong and the back of her top to lift her to her hands and knees, reaches under 
between her legs and lifts her up over her shoulder, then body slams her again, this time 
on her face. Sunny isn't moving, just laying there with her arms and legs spread. She's 
done for certain. 
Vanity drags Sunny up yet again, her legs are limp and her arms are hanging at her sides, 
it's a horrible thing to see. She could get seriously hurt. I'm looking at the faces in the 
audience and only two of them are smiling, Tina "the pitbull" Collins and Evonne 
Carmikel. The others look like they're watching a car wreck it's so quiet. Vanity is 
positioning Sunny for a power bomb, oh no! But just as she's about to execute (literally?) 
the move, Ginny comes in the ring and kicks Vanity in the chest. Sunny falls away and 
Ginny drags her to the corner, tags her and goes after Vanity. The referee tries to stop 
Ginny, but she pushes him away and chases Vanity to her corner where she wisely tags 
Porscha who comes in to face Ginny.
Ginny is still blinking and her eyes are tearing, but she can (apparently) see a little 
anyway. Both women use their fists and after a brief exchange, Porscha is reeling. She 
runs behind the referee with Ginny in pursuit. He's trying to get Ginny out of the ring and 
begins to count as Ginny throws punches over his shoulder at Porscha. Suddenly, Porscha 
grabs the referees hair and pushes his face in front of one of Ginny's haymakers. It lands 
flush on his chin and he goes down like he'd been shot. He's out cold fans, there's no 
telling what will happen now.  These women are going crazy. 
With the referee unconscious, Vanity leaps into the ring and grabs Ginny from behind, 
holding her arms back as Porscha pounds her bosom and mid-section with both fists. 
Already weakened by the loss of blood, Ginny can't take too much more and is quickly 
driven to her knees, her head slumping forward just as Porscha brings up her knee under 
her chin.  Vanity lets go and Ginny drops on her face. Vanity's over in the McKay's corner 
where Sunny's still on her knees. She reaches over the top rope, grabs Sunny's hair, hauls 
her up and with a hard yank, flips Sunny over the top rope. She lands in a heap on the 
floor beside her Mother. 
Vanity and Sunny are struggling and Ginny is up and trading punches with Porscha 
again. Once more, Ginny seems to be getting the better of Porscha using her fists. OH-
OH, here comes Jasmin into the ring and, YES! she nails Ginny from behind with a chair. 
Now she's got Ginny in position for  a piledriver. She leaps in the air and spins 180 
degrees and drives Ginny's head into the mat with a "corkscrew piledriver." Jasmin throws 
Porscha on top of Ginny's body and helps the groggy referee over to Porscha and Ginny. 
The dazed referee begins the three count. Seeing this, Sunny breaks away from Vanity and 
tries to stop the three count, but Erotic reaches into the ring and grabs her foot. Sunny is 
too weak to break away and the count reaches three. It's all over!  The Sex Kitten's have 
won the IFWF tag team title!
But wait, now Vanity and Porscha are both attacking Sunny. They've beaten her down 
again and Vanity's throwing her over the top rope out of the ring. Why doesn't the referee, 
or the commissioner, the announcer, me, somone, stop this? Porscha has Ginny up now 
and she's putting her in a back breaker. Oh God, clearly they plan to end this brave 
woman's fighting career forever. Wait, the referee finally sees what's happening and 
makes Porscha put her down. 
"I'll forfeit the match to the McKay's," he said and the threat worked. 
She threw Ginny's body into the McKay's corner, but then goes over and kicks her in the 
ribs several times until she rolled off the apron onto the concrete floor. 
While all that's going on in the ring, Evonne Carmikel has come out of the crowd. What's 
she up to? Oh no, she's performing the GOLDNIGHT on Sunny on the concrete floor. 
Why can't someone save her. Evonne tosses Sunny's crumpled body back into the ring and 
disappears into the crowd before anyone can do anything to stop her. 
Well, it appears the Sex Kittens may have won the first IFWF tag team title, although I for 
one never heard a bell signaling the start of the match. Since Vanity stole it I don't see 
how it could have rung and I saw at least 3 blatant violations of the rules, including two 
separate instances using foreign objects or substances and two (or maybe three) of outside 
interference. To me it's "Cristol Clear" this was all a fraud on the fans. Oh-oh, Mr. Love 
Jones has the microphone. This should be fun. Let's go up and listen to him rant a while. 
"NOW TO ALL OF YOU IFWF MULLETS, A LESSON IN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 
YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE FIRST FAMILY!"
Well, it'll be interesting to see how the McKay's react to this defeat.  They fought bravely 
against overwhelming odds, but in the end, they didn't get what they came for, the 
championship belts. I can see them talking on the apron as Sunny holds a towel to Ginny's 
bleeding head.  Someone, it's Porscha, is taunting them. "See Sunny, I told you the bitch 
wouldn't be there when you needed her!" Gee, I guess Porscha wasn't watching the same 
match I was. The McKay's fought valiantly to protect one another despite taking a terrific 
beating. Ah, now here's Sunny's step-mother Mitzi McKay. She's pointing at Ginny and 
really chewing her out for the way she allowed Sunny to be beaten on. And, it appears 
Sunny's defending her from Mitzi. We'll have to watch that relationship closely folks.
Well, now that the shooting's over, Niels van Vliet, the Commissioner, is crawling out of 
his bunker to present the championship belts to .....  oh wait, he's not giving the belts to 
Vanity and Poscha. No, he gave them to Evonne Carmikel. She gives Niels a big kiss and 
some kind of envelope. Maybe it's the signed contracts for her next fight? (Yeah, right!) 
Now Evonne, Mr. Love Jones, Jasmin and Erotic parade around the ring, posturing and 
preening for the crowd while Vanity and Porscha stand in the corner trying to catch their 
breath after doing all the hard work.
Hey, wait, there's something happening over there. Get the camera on it.  It's Tina "the 
pitbull" Collins. She's at ringside yelling at Evonne about the "First Family." She said 
something about them not having the guts to face anyone in a fair fight. Lemme get the 
microphone over there, maybe we can hear. 
TINA: You bunch are always doing that, never risking a fair fight. It's always sneak 
attacks, foreign substances, outside interference and 3 against 1. I hate to say this Evonne, 
but you and your thugs did something I never thought would happen. For just a brief 
moment, a VERY brief one I admit, you made me feel sorry for the McKays. That took a 
lot of effort.
EVONNE: Well Mullet, I'm surprised you got the guts to show up in public without your 
girlfriend Jokie Frost to protect you. Aren't you scared we'll attack you and hurt you a little 
bit, just to show you I can do it? After all, with a little girl like you, I wouldn't need any 
help. I handle the small jobs by myself.
TINA: Oh yeah! Well, get your sorry behind down out of that ring and we'll find out right 
now, won't we. 
Evonne is going to do it fans! She's stepping through the ropes to facing Tina, what a wild 
finish this could be to a night filled with dramatic events. 
TINA: How do you want to do it Evonne? 
EVONNE: How about like *this*? (BONK!!)
Evonne just hit Tina upside the head with one of the tag team championship belts. Those 
babies are cast aluminum with some kind of cheap yellow metal coating, but that had to 
hurt. Tina's down on one knee and Evonne's gonna hit her again. Ouch! Tina just drove 
her fist right up into Evonne's stomach. She's doubled over and has dropped the tag team 
belt. Tina's got it now! She just whacked Evonne over the head with it, WOW! Evonne's 
down fans, Evonne's down! Tina tosses the belt away and starts kicking Evonne in the ribs 
over and over.
TINA: How's it feel Evonne? You like it (KICK) when someone (KICK) does this to you? 
(KICK, KICK)
I can hear Evonne grunt with each kick fans, this is really cool. Now Tina's dragging 
Evonne up by the hair. Evonne throws a punch, but Tina blocks it and slugs Evonne in the 
face with one of her own. Evonne's nose is bleeding and there's blood coming from her 
forehead - and I can see it on Tina's too. Tina is driving punch after punch at Evonne's 
wound, she's bleeding like a stuck pig, fans. There's blood all over her face. Evonne's 
down on her knees! She's punching at Tina's belly, but she doesn't have much strength. 
Oh, there's an uppercut and Evonne's on her back.
TINA: Now I'm gonna give your butt the whipping someone should have done years ago.
She's dragging Evonne's body over to one of the chairs and putting her over her knee. 
This could really be embarrassing!. Tina pulls up Evonne's dress and raises her hand. Hot 
Damn! She's gonna give the rich bitch a spanking. Whoa Nelly, look out!!! There comes 
Jasmin! The big bodyguard just came sailing through the crowd and snatched Tina up by 
the hair. She draws back her fist and OOF, Tina just kicked her in the mid-section. She 
struggles free and starts wailing away at Jasmin with her fists and Jasmin is hitting her 
back. Oh, Evonne is up on her feet behind Tina now and here comes the rest of the 
"FIRST FAMILY." Jasmin and Tina are toe-to-toe now, each landing without regard to 
defense.  Tina is really bleeding from the head, nose and mouth and Jasmin's lip has been 
split open. 
Here's Erotic, what's she up to? Ahhh, of course, she just sprayed the same kind of foreign 
substance in Tina's face that she used earlier on Ginny. Tina's blind and helpless now as 
Jasmin, Erotic, Vanity and Porscha start to pound on her while Evonne goes to retrieve 
the tag team belt that Tina tossed away. Oh-oh, I can tell you folks you should have the 
kids leave the room, this could get REAL ugly. Tina's in no shape to defend herself 
against four people and they're dragging her over to the ring. Porscha's inside the ring 
holding Tina's wrists over the bottom rope while Jasmin and Vanity are kneeling on the 
floor holding her ankles.  
Tina's head is hanging down on the mat, I can't tell if she's even conscious at this point. 
Evonne's giving orders to Erotic who starts to rip open the back of Tina's blouse, tearing it 
down the middle. OH NO!!  Just like I feared, Evonne is swinging the tag team belt over 
her head,  "CRAAACK!!!!"  AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! Evonne slashed Tina's back 
with the leather belt. WOW, that buckle left terrible welts on her skin. And here she goes 
again, turn away folks, don't watch, this is too sick. 
Wait! Look!! It's the McKay's! They're coming out of the ring after the FIRST FAMILY. 
Ginny just decked Evonne with a right that laid her out cold on the floor. Sunny picked up 
the chair Jasmin used on Ginny, leaped off the corner  turnbuckle and slammed Jasmin 
right in the head with it. The big muscle girl is sprawled on the floor with Evonne and 
there's blood everywhere. That should prove it's no stunt, fans. This is for real. Ginny and 
Porscha are toe to toe slugging it out and Sunny is chasing Erotic around the ring. Mitzi 
just clotheslined Vanity as she tried to help Porscha. She crawled under the ring on all 
fours heading for the other side. There's a good right by Ginny and now Porscha's 
running! She joins Vanity and Erotic and they all scurry the aisle toward their dressing 
room and safety with Sunny, Mitzi and Ginny in hot pursuit. What a hoot, the "tag team 
champions" being run out of the arena by the runners-up. Tina's on her feet now, 
clutching her blouse to her bosom as she looks down at Evonne and Jasmin with fire in 
her eyes.
TINA: That's what happens to cheaters, they never win in the end. You'll get yours 
Evonne Carmikel and I'm gonna so enjoy being the one who dishes it out to you!
Tina's got both tag team belts now and she's taking them over to the Commissioner. Holy 
Cow, she threw them right in his face. Niels forehead is bleeding! This is another 
development no one foresaw. She's screaming at the Commissioner.
TINA: You should be ashamed of yourself, calling those . . . I can't use that kind of 
language on TV . . .  champions! You should be ashamed of yourself and your Federation. 
People may like to watch outrageous conduct like the "first family" but it should never be 
rewarded with a championship. It cheapens it for everyone. 
Here come the McKay's back to the arena, I guess the "Sex Kittens" escaped further 
punishment. Jasmin has Evonne up on her feet and is dragging her down the far aisle to 
safety, looking over her shoulder to see if they're gonna chase her, but no, they're just 
gathering up their stuff from ringside. Tina's coming over to say something to Sunny who 
doesn't look at all happy to see her. She's in no shape to fight Tina right now. Lemme get 
close, I'll take a microphone and see if we can hear this, it should be interesting. 
TINA: I appreciate the help, but it don't make a bit difference between us. You can beg, 
crawl, apologize, grovel all you want and I'll still never forgive you for what you did to 
Jacki in that parking lot, you bitch. 
SUNNY: (Smiling as she reaches out and straightens Tina's clothing).  Don't be a silly 
girl. I apologized once, that's all I intend to say about it except you should go back and re-
read the report. As for tonight? I didn't want that slug Evonne and her hired goons to beat 
you up and give you an excuse when I beat you next weekend. I want you fit and ready to 
rock and roll when you get into the ring cause you're gonna need all you got and more 
when you get there. 
There you have it fans, Sunny's still the IFWF's brat, so you can relax.  She was thinking 
strictly of No. 1 when she helped Tina. What a relief for those of us who feared losing a 
colourful character. It looks like "business as usual" even though it's going to be a "New 
Age." For tonight, this is Cristol, signing off and wishing you all Good Luck and Good 
Health until my next broadcast of "Sunday Night Mayhem" here on the Pay Per View TV 
network.